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travis2
11-18-2004, 12:09 PM
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 12:11 PM
:lol :rollin :lol :lol





Only at Thanksgiving, though? :nerd

travis2
11-18-2004, 12:16 PM
Ummmm...wellllll....I guess you could at Christmas too...:angel

1369
11-18-2004, 12:18 PM
22. You have to get your hand way up in there to make sure it's stuffed full.

Shelly
11-18-2004, 12:30 PM
:rollin:rollin:rollin

tlongII
11-18-2004, 12:34 PM
Perhaps Shelly can tell us what the Pilgrims said at Thanksgiving?

Shelly
11-18-2004, 12:39 PM
Perhaps Shelly can tell us what the Pilgrims said at Thanksgiving?


:lol


and


:depressed :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

That's it! I'm leaving this forum and off to find a geriatric one!

:flipoff







*sniff*

bigzak25
11-18-2004, 12:46 PM
can I taste your pie? mmmm......it's good.

Hook Dem
11-18-2004, 01:00 PM
Perhaps Shelly can tell us what the Pilgrims said at Thanksgiving?
"Thank God we killed a turkey instead of a cat". :lol

Useruser666
11-18-2004, 01:28 PM
I like the part between the legs!

bigzak25
11-18-2004, 01:33 PM
damn baby, that's some tender, juicy meat you got there.....look at the way it just slides off the bone.

SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 01:38 PM
Think I can get directions on MapQuest?


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Taco
11-18-2004, 02:20 PM
That white Schitt is too dry!!!

Gimmie some of that Juicy Dark meat!!!

Taco
11-18-2004, 02:21 PM
Help me pull this apart!!!!



and don't forget to make a wish!!!

Useruser666
11-18-2004, 02:27 PM
Lay her on the dinning room table. Legs spread up! :devil