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Johnny_Blaze_47
03-23-2007, 07:10 PM
http://www.portlandtribune.com/news/story.php?story_id=117466803757695600

Witnesses: Randolph seen in Portland strip club while on leave to attend funeral
Trail Blazer missing three games to attend Saturday service in Indiana

By Kerry Eggers
The Portland Tribune, Mar 23, 2007, Updated 6.4 hours ago (38 Reader comments)

On Monday, the Trail Blazers announced that forward Zach Randolph was being granted a "bereavement leave" to attend the funeral of his girlfriend's cousin in his hometown of Marion, Ind.

On Tuesday night, after Portland's 100-98 victory over the Wizards, Randolph apparently spent time — and money — at a strip club in North Portland.

By multiple accounts, the Blazers' leading scorer and rebounder stiffed the folks at Exotica International Club for Men on Northeast Columbia Boulevard after enjoying libations and entertainment there.

"He didn't pay his tab — $106," said John, a bartender who wasn't working Tuesday night but had the story related to him by others. "He'll make it up to (the waitress), though."

The club manager, Joel (he asked his last name not be used), confirmed the account.

"He was here, just for a minute," the manager said.

What time was Randolph at the club?

"Late," Joel said.

What about Randolph's unpaid bill?

"He just forgot," Joel said. "He'll pay it next time."

Randolph, 25, left the team Monday after learning of the shooting that killed Lamar Cannon, 23, early Sunday morning. Randolph had 16 points and eight rebounds that night in a loss to Seattle. He missed Tuesday's game and Thursday's 92-86 win at New York, and will also not play in tonight's game at Atlanta. He is expected to rejoin the team for Sunday's game at Minnesota.

Portland coach Nate McMillan, reached at his Atlanta hotel, sounded surprised to hear the news of Randolph's whereabouts on Tuesday night.

Cannon's funeral is being held Saturday in Marion. Why, then, was it necessary for Randolph to leave the team on Monday?

"He felt he needed to go," McMillan said. "It's a death in the family ... you get a feel for what you need to do ... I'm not going to get into it any further."

A message left for Randolph at the Marion home of his mother, Mae, was not immediately returned.

dallasmavsnfuego214
03-23-2007, 08:35 PM
weird

Roxsfan
03-23-2007, 08:40 PM
weird cowboy fan right?

hey, can you refresh me on the.................... on-field circumstance..that caused your nfc east rival jackazz shockey to go from celebrating to wtf?

dallasmavsnfuego214
03-23-2007, 08:47 PM
hey, can you refresh me on the.................... on-field circumstance..that caused your nfc east rival jackazz shockey to go from celebrating to wtf?

the sig is from when they played @ seattle and Jay Feely missed all those kicks. this was the first one he attempted to win the game as time ran out.

apparently Shockey was so confident it was going in, he started his victory dance early. but the kick was missed then he gave his wtf? look, and the Giants went on to lose the game.

i keep this sig to remind my fellow Mav fans to not celebrate too early just because we have the best record. we havent won anything yet until its officialy decided

Roxsfan
03-23-2007, 10:20 PM
the sig is from when they played @ seattle and Jay Feely missed all those kicks. this was the first one he attempted to win the game as time ran out.

apparently Shockey was so confident it was going in, he started his victory dance early. but the kick was missed then he gave his wtf? look, and the Giants went on to lose the game.

i keep this sig to remind my fellow Mav fans to not celebrate too early just because we have the best record. we havent won anything yet until its officialy decided

That sig is great, thanks for the explanation. Now if the Roxs can take care of the over-rated jizz, it might be mavs and roxs in the second round :bang :nope :dramaquee

samikeyp
03-23-2007, 11:14 PM
Well...I guess we all heal in different ways. :lol

mardigan
03-23-2007, 11:18 PM
I could see titties in your face helping you get over a traumatic experiencs

mikejones99
03-24-2007, 09:44 AM
When you are rich, getting naked lap dances is just like going to lunch. It should be an everyday event. I mean, what guy don't like some tits n ass? Hopefully someday there will be as many stripclubs as McDonalds.

shelshor
03-24-2007, 12:40 PM
Once a JailBlazer, always a JailBlazer

Fillmoe
03-24-2007, 12:46 PM
I could see titties in your face helping you get over a traumatic experiencs


me too

boutons_
03-24-2007, 01:03 PM
cousin of his girlfriend is "family" ?

mardigan
03-27-2007, 04:20 PM
cousin of his girlfriend is "family" ?
Yea son, familys got to stick together