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NASpurs
03-25-2007, 05:08 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=444436&in_page_id=1770

Scientists have created the world's first human-sheep chimera - which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs.
The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer.

Professor Esmail Zanjani, of the University of Nevada, has spent seven years and £5million perfecting the technique, which involves injecting adult human cells into a sheep's foetus.



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/sheep240307_486x386.jpgChimera: sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells


He has already created a sheep liver which has a large proportion of human cells and eventually hopes to precisely match a sheep to a transplant patient, using their own stem cells to create their own flock of sheep.

The process would involve extracting stem cells from the donor's bone marrow and injecting them into the peritoneum of a sheep's foetus. When the lamb is born, two months later, it would have a liver, heart, lungs and brain that are partly human and available for transplant.

"We would take a couple of ounces of bone marrow cells from the patient,' said Prof Zanjani, whose work is highlighted in a Channel 4 programme tomorrow.

"We would isolate the stem cells from them, inject them into the peritoneum of these animals and then these cells would get distributed throughout the metabolic system into the circulatory system of all the organs in the body. The two ounces of stem cell or bone marrow cell we get would provide enough stem cells to do about ten foetuses. So you don't just have one organ for transplant purposes, you have many available in case the first one fails."

At present 7,168 patients are waiting for an organ transplant in Britain alone, and two thirds of them are expected to die before an organ becomes available.

Scientists at King's College, London, and the North East Stem Cell Institute in Newcastle have now applied to the HFEA, the Government's fertility watchdog, for permission to start work on the chimeras.

But the development is likely to revive criticisms about scientists playing God, with the possibility of silent viruses, which are harmless in animals, being introduced into the human race.

Dr Patrick Dixon, an international lecturer on biological trends, warned: "Many silent viruses could create a biological nightmare in humans. Mutant animal viruses are a real threat, as we have seen with HIV."

Animal rights activists fear that if the cells get mixed together, they could end up with cellular fusion, creating a hybrid which would have the features and characteristics of both man and sheep. But Prof Zanjani said: "Transplanting the cells into foetal sheep at this early stage does not result in fusion at all."

1Parker1
03-25-2007, 05:11 PM
Cool. When do we get to meet the new GF, Tlong? :)

angel_luv
03-25-2007, 05:17 PM
The process would involve extracting stem cells from the donor's bone marrow and injecting them into the peritoneum of a sheep's foetus. When the lamb is born, two months later, it would have a liver, heart, lungs and brain that are partly human and available for transplant.


If the alternative is letting me die or resurrecting me and giving me a sheep's brain, just let me go.

ShoogarBear
03-25-2007, 05:21 PM
Wow, this guy got 5 million pounds for injecting human cells into a sheep, and tlong has been doing it for free.

1Parker1
03-25-2007, 05:22 PM
Wow, this guy got 5 million pounds for injecting human cells into a sheep, and tlong has been doing it for free.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Mental image.....

atxrocker
03-25-2007, 05:22 PM
Wow, this guy got 5 million pounds for injecting human cells into a sheep, and tlong has been doing it for free.


:lol :lol

1369
03-25-2007, 05:23 PM
Wow, this guy got 5 million pounds for injecting human cells into a sheep, and tlong has been doing it for free.

That'll be a new keyboard Shoog.

Apple wireless please.

ShoogarBear
03-25-2007, 05:28 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Mental image.....What do you think we've been talking about all this time? Candlelight dinners and gentle necking?

Borosai
03-25-2007, 05:31 PM
Just wrong.

Shelly
03-25-2007, 05:41 PM
:lmao x4754875847548574875 and then some

Guru of Nothing
03-25-2007, 05:57 PM
Reinforcements are on the way Yoni.

1Parker1
03-25-2007, 06:30 PM
What do you think we've been talking about all this time? Candlelight dinners and gentle necking?


Yes, but the word "injecting" brought up unnecssary images. :oops

tlongII
03-25-2007, 07:15 PM
I'd hit it.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/sheep240307_486x386.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
03-25-2007, 09:08 PM
i told y'all vaccines were bad.

xcoriate
03-26-2007, 06:22 AM
:lmao @ Shoogar

oh baby

Jimcs50
03-26-2007, 08:16 AM
If the alternative is letting me die or resurrecting me and giving me a sheep's brain, just let me go.


I wonder if that happened, you would wear even more sweaters than usual.

angel_luv
03-26-2007, 10:59 AM
Sheep are notoriously stupid... their brains aren't going to help anyone.

Mrs.Tlong
03-26-2007, 11:01 AM
Wow, this guy got 5 million pounds for injecting human cells into a sheep, and tlong has been doing it for free.



Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.Mental image.......


:nope Do you really think it's kind to make jokes about the sacredness of our marital relations?





Besides - you should know by now that Tlong is shooting blanks. Whatever he injects me with is DNA free. :lol

Mrs.Tlong
03-26-2007, 11:02 AM
I'd hit it.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/sheep240307_486x386.jpg

:rolleyes :depressed

/porn addiction forum.

DarkReign
03-26-2007, 11:33 AM
Science on the bleeding edge.

Spooky to say the least. On a slippery slope we slide along.

1369
03-26-2007, 11:40 AM
http://porkrind.org/reviews/oryxandcrake.jpg

Approves

spurs_fan_in_exile
03-26-2007, 11:45 AM
In a few years they can remake Charlotte's Web, or Babe or something like that and not even have to use special effects to make the sheep talk. This stuff has a multitude of practical applications.