Best Sex Metaphor?

[SoCalSpursFan]

I read it on another message board, a guy was talking about how he didn't get any that night and he was mad because he really wanted to...

..."Get some stank on my hang low."

Someone beat that. I know I can't.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why was he tryiing to get laid w/out his friends finding out?

[SoCalSpursFan]

Why was he tryiing to get laid w/out his friends finding out?

He claimed he got turned down by a girl who he has "boofed" 9 times.

[SpursWoman]

He claimed he got turned down by a girl who he has "boofed" 9 times.



Uhhhh...."boofed"? :spin

[MrChug]

Uhhhh...."boofed"? :spin

It's kinda like "boinked". Just with a +1 to the dorky factor.

[SpursWoman]

It's kinda like "boinked". Just with a +1 to the dorky factor.


No, it's exactly like "boinked", only in a non-traditional orifice. :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

i think he fails at life

[johnsmith]

I read it on another message board, a guy was talking about how he didn't get any that night and he was mad because he really wanted to...

..."Get some stank on my hang low."

Someone beat that. I know I can't.


At least you're only about five years late on hearing someone say that.

[AlamoSpursFan]

No, it's exactly like "boinked", only in a non-traditional orifice. :lol

What's non-traditional about it?

Sincerely,
Doogie Howser

:lol

[SpursWoman]

What's non-traditional about it?

Sincerely,
Doogie Howser

:lol


Good point. :lol




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[SoCalSpursFan]

At least you're only about five years late on hearing someone say that.

well its new to me!

[tlongII]

He was GiG'en it!

[Jimcs50]

sexual congress

[fatsack]

"put a deposit in the cum dumpster"

[Ballcox]

'Make a romantic explosion on her stomach'

Niiiiccceee

[Summers]

Those last two are just nasty. :lol