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PeterBurns
11-19-2004, 10:31 AM
Hopefully Peter can still find the receipt.....

http://www.theboghs.com/dwi-test/images/receipt.jpg

I mean, 0 points, 8 boards, and 6 assists.

This team may not make the playoffs

http://www.biffosbooks.ic24.net/img/sky%20is%20falling_md.jpg

Can we trade him for a quality point guard.....
http://www.nba.com/media/knicks/heisman_ward.jpg

Can the Spurs talk Avery Back?
http://www.cathyfyock.com/unretcover.jpg

Please, we must do something irrational right now....
smeagol
11-19-2004, 10:34 AM
Oh, brother . . .
BigVee
11-19-2004, 10:34 AM
Anthony Carter is still out there.
mysterious_elf26
11-19-2004, 10:42 AM
I mean, 0 points, 8 boards, and 6 assists.

You know it's so funny that you think these stats are a joke. This is a pg we're talking about and he managed 8 boards. And not to mention that he only shot the ball twice. I think after those two shots, he felt his shot wasn't going to be there, so he didn't shoot the ball much. Would you rather hm hoist up every shot he had.

The point is he almost got a double-double without any points. When a pg could find another way to contribute without any points. That is impressive. Embarrassment, I think not.

Besides, I bet you were one of the ones bitching that Holt was going to let him become free agent.
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 10:48 AM
you know, our Spurs were lucky enough to win the game, so it's a non issue, but the minute we lose a gimme, or what should be a gimme with TP laying a goose egg, THEN we'll have something to bitch about.
Useruser666
11-19-2004, 11:22 AM
I thought all the Krogers in SA closed down?
CHAMPS AGAIN
11-19-2004, 11:28 AM
:blah
Why is it when a starter does not score or have lest than 5pts.in a game the message board,is full of he sucks,trade him bring in some one better, this past season it been from Rasho to Bowen,to Parker. Parker had a very good game just because he did not score he did a great job on AI the whole game. We can not have 5 players score over 10 points in every game.
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 11:30 AM
Ya'll realize he was joking, right?
tekdragon
11-19-2004, 11:38 AM
sometimes sarcasm just doesn't come across in print, huh?
samikeyp
11-19-2004, 11:51 AM
its a tough thing tek. :)

but that receipt was hilarious!
GoSpurs21
11-19-2004, 12:17 PM
why do jack asses always reveal themselfs during the best of times
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 12:19 PM
why do jack asses always reveal themselfs during the best of times



Ya'll realize he was joking, right?




So having a sense of humor now makes you a jackass? :wtf
boutons
11-19-2004, 12:21 PM
"but that receipt was hilarious!"

Probably pronounced by the cashier as "Hey Zeus", but maybe it was a Bible Thumper having fun in the Temple of the Money Changers.
2centsworth
11-19-2004, 12:45 PM
Tony hasn't been worth $11 million. Hopefully he surprises me.
timvp
11-19-2004, 03:45 PM
Nice one, Peter Burns :spin

Just for that I'm going to listen to your two weekend sports shows that can be heard on Ticket 760.

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GoSpurs21
11-19-2004, 03:48 PM
So having a sense of humor now makes you a jackass? :wtf
I guess I was too drunk last night to see that it was a joke. I guess it just wasn't that funny last night. In the light (and soberness) of today, it still isn't funny. Maybe I'm the jackass?


Tony hasn't been worth $11 million. Hopefully he surprises me.
He doesnt start making that type of money until next year. I guess his performance last night is worthy of 1.5M (he is making this year)
Kori Ellis
11-19-2004, 03:53 PM
This line should have tipped you off that it was a joke ...


Please, we must do something irrational right now....

I thought it was damn funny.
samikeyp
11-19-2004, 04:12 PM
Probably pronounced by the cashier as "Hey Zeus", but maybe it was a Bible Thumper having fun in the Temple of the Money Changers.

:lmao

It reminds me of one time we were downtown...we had stopped in the Taco Bell in or around Alamo Plaza and the guy behind the counter was named "Jesus"...we were walking to Ripley's and we passed by this lady wearing a sign that said "I saw Jesus in a cloud" I said back...."we just saw Jesus in Taco Bell" :)
boutons
11-19-2004, 05:01 PM
"we just saw Jesus in Taco Bell"

And somebody saw Blessed Mary Mother of God The Christ Our Savior and Lord King of Kings in a toasted cheese sandwich, which, naturellement, is very much for $ale:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm

... which is in the long tradition that includes Jesus in a rusted screen door (the sun's gotta be just right, though), Our Lady of Guadloupe in a melted ice cream cone, etc, etc.

I working to finance my retirement with something along the lines of an artistic sidewalk smear, showing perhaps the whole blessed Trinity, of dog shit. Free parking for season ticket holders. Miracles by appointment only.