Global Warming My Ass

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

It's snowing in Plano. In April.

[td4mvp21]

:lol I hope that's sarcasm, or a joke.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Nothing to joke about. It's fucking cold outside. And lightly snowing. Not sticking, but the white stuff is coming down. :spin

[Extra Stout]

Omigod! A Category 5 hurricane just struck Louisiana and Mississippi! This must be because of global warming!

Equally valid claim to that of the thread starter, which is to say, not at all.

[kingsfan]

It went from 80 to the 20's in 30 hours, what kinda shit is that? This country has the craziest weather.

[johnsmith]

Equally valid claim to that of the thread starter, which is to say, not at all.


2005???? At least you don't hold a grudge.

[greywheel]

I got some snow flurries at my house too. Which is just west of DFW airport.
All the local weathermen were joking yesterday about a slight chance of slow. Noone ever gave the percentage but I figured it was like .01%.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Equally valid claim to that of the thread starter, which is to say, not at all.

Spare me. I'm just having fun with the idiots who are screaming we are all doomed. Last year at this time it was like 85 degrees. It's 34 outside right now.

[exstatic]

Don't the head-in-the-sanders quote something to the effect that it's weather, not warming everytime someone points out high temperatures or mega-hurricanes? Maybe this is just weather, too....

[CharlieMac]

Jennifer Broom can explain to people how global warming works exactly. She doesn't though.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It is indeed snow flurryininging here in Dtown, pretty crazy shiznit

[T Park]

No shit aggie, im in houston its friggen 39 and raining.


Global warming my fucking foot.

[leemajors]

yeah, a cold front in april definitely totally debunks global warming. increase production of large trucks with piss poor mpg and high emissions immediately!

[whottt]

Global Warming > Another Ice Age


At least you can go to the beach and get a tan with Global Warming.

WTF can you do in the cold? Freeze?

[leemajors]

and while we're at it, let's remove those stupid fishing restrictions on the open ocean. the fish always come back, there's minimal consequences to overfishing as well.

[T Park]

eliminate all grocery plastic bags.

that will improve everything IMMEDIATELY!!

[T Park]

yeah, a cold front in april definitely totally debunks global warming

that and the french scientist that orginally believed in it, who know blames global warming on GASP!! THE SUN!!


I mean, how unlikely is it, that the sun, a huge burning ball of molten gas and lava, could affect the earth.

I mean, were obviously affecting it more than the SUN!!

[Extra Stout]

and while we're at it, let's remove those stupid fishing restrictions on the open ocean. the fish always come back, there's minimal consequences to overfishing as well.
If you're rich, and can afford to build a villa at whatever point on the earth is still habitable, who gives a flip what happens to the rest of the world? All those people are good for is labor; they are a raw material, just like oil or trees.

[Extra Stout]

that and the french scientist that orginally believed in it, who know blames global warming on GASP!! THE SUN!!


I mean, how unlikely is it, that the sun, a huge burning ball of molten gas and lava, could affect the earth.

I mean, were obviously affecting it more than the SUN!!
Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I thought the CO2 generated its own heat.

[T Park]

Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I thought the CO2 generated its own heat.

yeah that sun thing couldn't possibly affect the earth more than humans.

[leemajors]

that and the french scientist that orginally believed in it, who know blames global warming on GASP!! THE SUN!!


I mean, how unlikely is it, that the sun, a huge burning ball of molten gas and lava, could affect the earth.

I mean, were obviously affecting it more than the SUN!!

you're obviously well informed on the subject. let's abolish those CFC regulations too, they obviously weren't affecting the ozone layer much. what has the ozone layer ever done for the earth anyway?

[Extra Stout]

yeah that sun thing couldn't possibly affect the earth more than humans.
This is a brilliant concept. The sun warms the Earth? Really? You should be nominated for a Nobel Prize.

[Extra Stout]

you're obviously well informed on the subject. let's abolish those CFC regulations too, they obviously weren't affecting the ozone layer much. what has the ozone layer ever done for the earth anyway?
Cutting down trees also has zero effect on forests. Forests are HUGE. What difference could humans make?

[leemajors]

Cutting down trees also has zero effect on forests. Forests are HUGE. What difference could humans make?

trees totally grow back, they need humans to keep them in check.

[pussyface]

thread starter=poorly informed.

global warming is really 'global climate change'

it accounts for extreme cold equally as much as heat.
ask a scientist if u don't believe a player like myself.

[Extra Stout]

thread starter=poorly informed.

global warming is really 'global climate change'

it accounts for extreme cold equally as much as heat.
ask a scientist if u don't believe a player like myself.
ha ha the climate changed in between last summer and now those are called SEASONS you libruls just keep pitchin em and we keep knockin em outta the park

[ALVAREZ6]

wait til this summer...you fuckers will be complaing how fucking hot it is in August.

[Shelly]

wait til this summer...you fuckers will be complaing how fucking hot it is in August.

Nah...I complain daily from April until the end of October.

[ALVAREZ6]

I love spring weather, the summer is just too fucking hot.

But it's not even fucking spring-like anywhere in the US this year it seems.

[Extra Stout]

I love spring weather, the summer is just too fucking hot.

wuss

[AlamoSpursFan]

This must be the "coming ice age" all the global-warming earth-first idiots were warning us about in the 70's.

:lmao

[ALVAREZ6]

wussRight, because I take a single step outside my house in mid August and my balls and/or ass are/is already sweating profusely.

[Extra Stout]

Right, because I take a single step outside my house in mid August and my balls and/or ass are/is already sweating profusely.
oh i see you like your balls talcum powder dry

do you go to a salon to trim your pubes too?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Right, because I take a single step outside my house in mid August and my balls and/or ass are/is already sweating profusely.

Don't you live in Philadelphia?

Considering the primary location of this board is relative to San Antonio, you should probably STFU about temps being too hot. What is too hot in Philly? 88?

[Extra Stout]

real men don't mind getting their balls sweaty

i guess it would be a problem if you were showing them to somebody who wanted them dressed up like a poodle

sounds liek a personal issue there

me i'm proud of my texas summer man stank

[Extra Stout]

Don't you live in Philadelphia?

Considering the primary location of this board is relative to San Antonio, you should probably STFU about temps being too hot. What is too hot in Philly? 88?
there's some serious candyassery going on there

[Shelly]

real men don't mind getting their balls sweaty



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9rVeGjemQ

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

there's some serious candyassery going on there

God, I'm going to sound like an old man here, but I used to wear a long-sleeve dress shirt and slacks with black or dark brown shoes for work when I was in San Angelo in the summer.

And try covering grass fires wearing that shit, too...

Alvarez is a pussy. "Ow, oh, it's 91 degrees and a bead of sweat is developing on my forehead."

God, be a man.

[nickbroken]

Bleh Vegas has been 10-15 degrees warmer then normal...

[Extra Stout]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9rVeGjemQ
good times

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Vegas, San Antonio, Philly...

One of these cities is not like the others in terms of temperatures.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

thread starter=poorly informed.

global warming is really 'global climate change'

it accounts for extreme cold equally as much as heat.
ask a scientist if u don't believe a player like myself.

No, the anal retentive poster that I just quoted that responded needs to get laid.

Fuck, I posted because it was snowing in Dallas in April and was going for something a little more than "hey, it's snowing in Dallas in April" as a thread title.

:lol at all the idiots getting on their global warming platforms.

[Extra Stout]

No, the anal retentive poster that I just quoted that responded needs to get laid.

Fuck, I posted because it was snowing in Dallas in April and was going for something a little more than "hey, it's snowing in Dallas in April" as a thread title.

:lol at all the idiots getting on their global warming platforms.
al gore has a bone to pick with you

[ALVAREZ6]

It gets well over 90 for a good amount of time, so fuck you guys :lol



I hate sweating like a pig right after a shower in the morning. Call me a pussy, I'd rather be cold than hot. You Texans are bitching how cold it is, OMG snow flurries.... blow me

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It gets well over 90 for a good amount of time, so fuck you guys :lol



I hate sweating like a pig right after a shower in the morning. Call me a pussy, I'd rather be cold than hot. You Texans are bitching how cold it is, OMG snow flurries.... blow me

Actually, we're not bitching...we're commenting.

You don't just comment about your balls sweating.

[Extra Stout]

It gets well over 90 for a good amount of time, so fuck you guys :lol



I hate sweating like a pig right after a shower in the morning. Call me a pussy, I'd rather be cold than hot. You Texans are bitching how cold it is, OMG snow flurries.... blow me
Snow flurries are weird here in April... nobody is dropping dead.

Try taking a COLD SHOWER so you don't sweat.

[ALVAREZ6]

Actually, we're not bitching...we're commenting.

You don't just comment about your balls sweating.I commented the fact that my balls and ass will sweat profusely after taking half a step outside.

[Extra Stout]

Actually, we're not bitching...we're commenting.

You don't just comment about your balls sweating.
Yeah, that must a transplanted-Argie-Yankee thing to share with the whole Internet about your genital perspiration.

[ALVAREZ6]

Snow flurries are weird here in April... nobody is dropping dead.

Try taking a COLD SHOWER so you don't sweat.That's exactly my point, after a refreshing, cold shower in the morning, the last thing I want is to step outside and sweat like a fuck head without even doing any physical activity.

[Extra Stout]

That's exactly my point, after a refreshing, cold shower in the morning, the last thing I want is to step outside and sweat like a fuck head without even doing any physical activity.
You might want to go see a doctor about that problem. It's not normal.

[ALVAREZ6]

You might want to go see a doctor about that problem. It's not normal.Thank you

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Sweat like a fuck head"

I can't say I've heard that analogy before.

[ALVAREZ6]

"Sweat like a fuck head"

I can't say I've heard that analogy before.Creativity is my forte

[Extra Stout]

This thread is going to show up on some very interesting google searches.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Creativity is my forte

It's really not, Sweaty Balls.

[Extra Stout]

Creativity is my forte
Nobody can resist your Schweaty balls.

[ALVAREZ6]

:flipoff

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:flipoff

No wonder you're having to eat a ton of protein to gain weight, you keep sweating it all away via your balls.

[Shelly]

I find it rather disturbing that y'all have paid this much attention to Alvarez's schweaty balls...

[ALVAREZ6]

No wonder you're having to eat a ton of protein to gain weight, you keep sweating it all away via your balls.Incorrect.

What I have described and exaggerated about takes place in the summer, primarily in july and august.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I find it rather disturbing that y'all have paid this much attention to Alvarez's schweaty balls...

Hey, there's no high school games today, the Texas Relays finished damn early, a bunch of colleges cancelled/postponed their games and Bob Wickman just saved his second game for the Braves after getting runners on 2nd and 3rd...there's not a whole lot else to entertain me than calling Al out for his announcement of his sweaty testicles.

[Shelly]

Hey, there's no high school games today, the Texas Relays finished damn early, a bunch of colleges cancelled/postponed their games and Bob Wickman just saved his second game for the Braves after getting runners on 2nd and 3rd...there's not a whole lot else to entertain me than calling Al out for his announcement of his sweaty testicles.


Perhaps Schveaty Al needs to use :ban: on his balls

[Shelly]

Perhaps Schveaty Al needs to use :ban: on his balls

:lol

I crack myself up!

[Leetonidas]

This thread wins the prize.

[spurschick]

His balls are here for our pleasure.

[Melmart1]

I have lived in the PHilly area and the summer that Alvarez is bitching about is something like May-June here in South Texas. He seriously needs to STFU.

How is it that he wants to bitch about Texans bitching about snow flurries, but he is allowed to bitch about a relatively mild summer? Put some corn starch on your balls to absorb wetness and shut up about it.

[Shelly]

Help is on they way for Alvarez!

1. Goldbond 4 thumbs up

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

His balls are here for our pleasure.

Quite possibly the only time a woman utters those words.

[ALVAREZ6]

I have lived in the PHilly area and the summer that Alvarez is bitching about is something like May-June here in South Texas. He seriously needs to STFU.

How is it that he wants to bitch about Texans bitching about snow flurries, but he is allowed to bitch about a relatively mild summer? Put some corn starch on your balls to absorb wetness and shut up about it.:lmao


Mel, wanna lick my balls?


Why are people taking this so seriously, I'm sorry Mel, I didn't really mean to offend you and other Texans. I admire your ability to live in such hot temperatures, you truly are a warrior.

[ALVAREZ6]

Quite possibly the only time a woman utters those words.Jealousy :music

[ALVAREZ6]

Help is on they way for Alvarez!

1. Goldbond 4 thumbs up

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

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by Pinocha Deac Winston-Salem Nov 15, 2006 email it:clap

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jealousy :music

Of your sweaty balls...no.

[Shelly]

Or Alvie could get castrated. Voila! Problem solved.

[ALVAREZ6]

Of your sweaty balls...no.Of their ability to please females more than they please myself...maybe

[ALVAREZ6]

Or Alvie could get castrated. Voila! Problem solved.:bang

I'd rather you shoot me in the head

[spurschick]

:ttiwwp:

[ALVAREZ6]

:lol

I'm surprised J Blaze hasn't demanded some as well

[Extra Stout]

:ttiwwp:
I prefer those be kept off the forum thanks maybe he can PM you

[Shelly]

I prefer those be kept off the forum thanks maybe he can PM you


Call me crazy...but I think Tlong would hit it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:ttiwwp:

And here I was retracting my call for that pic of us from a GTG last season...

[Pugglekicker_21]

I had a snow flurry at my house not too long ago.

Something definetly happening though....

It doesnt help that Im watching the day after tommorow right now.. :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

I had a snow flurry at my house not too long ago.

Something definetly happening though....

It doesnt help that Im watching the day after tommorow right now.. :lolI liked that movie, but it's pretty damn unrealistic.

[mardigan]

Hey, there's no high school games today, the Texas Relays finished damn early, a bunch of colleges cancelled/postponed their games and Bob Wickman just saved his second game for the Braves after getting runners on 2nd and 3rd...there's not a whole lot else to entertain me than calling Al out for his announcement of his sweaty testicles.
The high school USA vs the World is on Fox Sports right now,btw, we are raping the world :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The high school USA vs the World is on Fox Sports right now,btw, we are raping the world :lol

Actually, we have the Astros on FSN.

So again, I have nothing to watch.

[mardigan]

Actually, we have the Astros on FSN.

So again, I have nothing to watch.
That sucks, this game is pretty entertaining, except that Mayo shoots to damn much. Has Carlos Lee gotten a hit this year yet?

[Pugglekicker_21]

The high school USA vs the World is on Fox Sports right now,btw, we are raping the world :lol


in what sport? channel? oh wait you dont have what i have so.... :depressed

[mardigan]

in what sport? channel? oh wait you dont have what i have so.... :depressed
Basketball, the world is on a run right now. Too bad the USA team is way too good.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That sucks, this game is pretty entertaining, except that Mayo shoots to damn much. Has Carlos Lee gotten a hit this year yet?

My Astros fan friend IM-yelled "Caballo" at me, so I think so.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My Astros fan friend IM-yelled "Caballo" at me, so I think so.

Actually, no, he scored the game's first run on a sac fly.