Two Papers Due in 10 Hours

[J.T.]

Adderall lovers and procrastinators report in. Three cheers for college.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What are they about?

[midgetonadonkey]

Pussy. I once had four 6 page papers due in less than 12 hours and did it. Don't be a bitch. Get to fucking work.

[J.T.]

1. Comparing how Hitler and Stalin dealt with post-WWI depression in Germany and Russia, respectively.
2. Research proposal for campaign fundraising (basically this one is just a list of my sources and an intro on what my final paper will be about, but still a bitch to organize)

[J.T.]

Pussy. I once had four 6 page papers due in less than 12 hours and did it. Don't be a bitch. Get to fucking work.

They'll be done before class, book it. I just really need help to crack this putting-papers-off-till-the-11th-hour shit. On second thought you deserve mad props for that. :toast

[Ronaldo McDonald]

1. Comparing how Hitler and Stalin dealt with post-WWI depression in Germany and Russia, respectively.
2. Research proposal for campaign fundraising (basically this one is just a list of my sources and an intro on what my final paper will be about, but still a bitch to organize)

Dude that's not a lot. trust me.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Pussy. I once had four 6 page papers due in less than 12 hours and did it. Don't be a bitch. Get to fucking work.

What the fuck? were you typing with you cock also?!?!? You must have six fingers on each hand if not.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i got one due on thursday my time...fuckn load of bs

auditing is a bitch, fuckn paper is on audit risk, its mechanism and shit 2500 word ass....

[cornbread]

Just let words flow. Pretend you're on Spurstalk pwing some Mavs fans you'll have that paper done in no time. Avoid using the word "pwn" though.

[J.T.]

Whew, just have to eke out the big conclusion paragraph in my first paper and then go back and make any corrections. So far I'm 300 words under quota, so I should be able to exaggerate some stuff in the conclusion and draw it out. Props to textbooks for putting kick ass internet resources in the back of the book, totally saved my ass. Got 4 and a half hours to do the next one, which shouldn't take even half that time.

Thanks for the support cornbread!


i got one due on thursday my time...fuckn load of bs

auditing is a bitch, fuckn paper is on audit risk, its mechanism and shit 2500 word ass....

I totally feel you on word count papers. Fucking kills me every time I get assigned one. If I get on a roll, I can cover a lot of ground, but the hard part is when you can't exceed word count and have to go back and edit shit out. Page count works better because it's easier to organize for, at least in my opinion.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Whew, just have to eke out the big conclusion paragraph in my first paper and then go back and make any corrections. So far I'm 300 words under quota, so I should be able to exaggerate some stuff in the conclusion and draw it out. Props to textbooks for putting kick ass internet resources in the back of the book, totally saved my ass. Got 4 and a half hours to do the next one, which shouldn't take even half that time.

Thanks for the support cornbread!



I totally feel you on word count papers. Fucking kills me every time I get assigned one. If I get on a roll, I can cover a lot of ground, but the hard part is when you can't exceed word count and have to go back and edit shit out. Page count works better because it's easier to organize for, at least in my opinion.

WORD LIMIT is bs, when for once in a lifetime you fuckn study ur ass off, your on a fuckn roll writing alot of crap down, and then you have to go back to make it shorter, and sometimes it fucks it up, cose ur either concentrating on one area, leaving out the other areas that could give you a few more marks....

was studying at the state library , fuckn uni was close on monday for no fuckn reason, probably long weekend due to easter festivities.....walkd home caught a fever now i feel like shit, got a runny nose also...ive studied wat i need to know, just writing it down in your own words and referencing is also a load of BS.

[samikeyp]

Then why are you posting here? Get to work!!! :)

[TDMVPDPOY]

Then why are you posting here? Get to work!!! :)
tea time and runny nose doesnt help, expecially studying at home, my motivation goes down as compared to studying at a library....

[TDMVPDPOY]

fuck i hate writing up the introduction!!!!

[tlongII]

When I was in college we didn't have the internet to copy our work from. Nobody had laptops either. I had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow too. Both ways!

[tsb2000]

When I was in college we didn't have the internet to copy our work from. Nobody had laptops either. I had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow too. Both ways!

What tlong said. :)

Oddly, the U of Utah really is up a hill, and in the snow for a good part of the year. :)

[leemajors]

ehh i took 4 writing classes at once one semester.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I write for a living, motherfuckers!

LOL!

[leemajors]

writing papers sure beats the hell out of tests.

[J.T.]

Well, got both done but I only had about 15 minutes before class when I finished the second one. Ugh I am going to hate my life for the next 9 hours. Want sleep! Stupid TX State attendance policies piss me off, I'd skip the rest of my classes today if it wouldn't affect my grade. Good news is I scored a 93 on the test in my POSI class last friday.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, got both done but I only had about 15 minutes before class when I finished the second one. Ugh I am going to hate my life for the next 9 hours. Want sleep! Stupid TX State attendance policies piss me off, I'd skip the rest of my classes today if it wouldn't affect my grade. Good news is I scored a 93 on the test in my POSI class last friday.

They implemented an attendance policy?

Damn, glad I got out when I did.

[ShoogarBear]

Attendance policies in college?

:lmao

On second thought, I guess that's one way to stop those "I have a final in a class I never went to" dreams.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Attendance policies in college?

:lmao

On second thought, I guess that's one way to stop those "I have a final in a class I never went to" dreams.

Well, some of my profs had attendance policies, but I usually able to work around those when I told them how late we would stay putting the paper together.

[T-Pain]

Adderall lovers and procrastinators report in. Three cheers for college.
good luck man, im behind you on this one :toast

[ashbeeigh]

If i started a thread everytime I had two papers due on the same day there would be 10 by now. And one by April 21st. Cry me a fucking river. It's a good thing I didn't read this before my 1 o'clock test.

I have a 12 page personality analysis, a 8-10 page renal functioning lab paper, and a 10-12 page in depth original research proposal about the attachment styles of sexual offenders all due the week of the 27th. If I skip any classes the professors will come to my apartment or find my roommate and yell at me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If i started a thread everytime I had two papers due on the same day there would be 10 by now. And one by April 21st. Cry me a fucking river. It's a good thing I didn't read this before my 1 o'clock test.

I have a 12 page personality analysis, a 8-10 page renal functioning lab paper, and a 10-12 page in depth original research proposal about the attachment styles of sexual offenders all due the week of the 27th. If I skip any classes the professors will come to my apartment or find my roommate and yell at me.

Yeah, except people wouldn't care enough to respond.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, except people wouldn't care enough to respond.

That doesn't matter. The point is, I didn't get online and start bitching about it. Instead, I just do my fucking work.

Except, that sounded really mean. I'm sorry. Anyone who has two things due on the same day has my sympathy. I'm sorry, again.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That doesn't matter. The point is, I didn't get online and start bitching about it. Instead, I just do my fucking work.

Except, that sounded really mean. I'm sorry. Anyone who has two things due on the same day has my sympathy. I'm sorry, again.

You bitch about schoolwork all the time in The Quattro.

[Fillmoe]

at first i wanted to give ashbeeigh a fair chance...... but im quickly realizing the bitch is dumb as rocks

[ashbeeigh]

You bitch about schoolwork all the time in The Quattro.

Not recently, in my opinion. But whatever. I don't want to hijack the thread and turn it into a "man ashbeegh is a dumb hypocritical bitch" thread.

[Mixability]

shut the fuck up ashbitch.

[Fillmoe]

man ashbeeyotch is a dumb hypocritical bitch

[TheSanityAnnex]

:lol

[Pugglekicker_21]

who hasnt been immune to the procrastination bug..

[J.T.]

They implemented an attendance policy?

Damn, glad I got out when I did.

Well, from what I understand they are trying to get into Division I football, which requires stellar attendance policies...something TXST isn't going to have for a while. Most classes I've taken since I transferred here have included attendance as like 10% of the final grade, every now and then you get a prof who won't take attendance or will give extra credit for good attendance.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, from what I understand they are trying to get into Division I football, which requires stellar attendance policies

Who in God's name is serving you that tripe?

[J.T.]

Who in God's name is serving you that tripe?

Some d-bag running for ASG president is basing his entire campaign around getting Bobcat football to Division I and he's preaching all kinds of nonsense. Talked to him in the quad the other day and this guy has no idea what the fuck he is doing, but he thinks he can get us to Div I which I know he can't.

[ShoogarBear]

A student body president is going to make the football team Div I?

He might as well run on a platform of lowering tuition.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just checked in at the good ol' UStar and he's calling for June 1...

What this guy (I figure) doesn't know is that a school applying for Division I-A status needs to meet certain qualifications. First off, the stadium needs to be able to hold something like 20K unless you've been grandfathered; second, the average attendance needs to be about 17-18K.

Classroom attendance is NOT one of the qualifications.

[tlongII]

I think he should run on a platform of co-ed dorm rooms.

[ashbeeigh]

I think he should run on a platform of co-ed dorm rooms.

Some schools actually do have those. :eyebrows

[Ronaldo McDonald]

I don't know about you J.T, but I enjoy my nightly intake of Red Bull--coming up in about 30 mins. I practically know the guy at the gas station from stopping there almost daily, creepy dude...