Which of my statements do you agree with?

[SpursDynasty]

This is to see if anyone agrees with my statements that are so-called "talking out of my ass".

Dallas fans attack me to hide their insecurities. These are all reasonable statements.

[ponky]

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070209/070209_howardDunk_vmed_7p.widec.jpg

[ponky]

http://www.bitterfans.com/UserFiles/Image/jamesoverduncan.jpg

[SpursDynasty]

Even Spud Webb could dunk. What's your point?

Dunks don't win championships.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't see "Jeff is an attention whore" as an option.

[SpursDynasty]

I'm not an attention whore. I post my opinions that usually don't kiss Dallas' ass, and then you wusses start all that shit on your own.

[ponky]

cavs to spurs this season: http://members.fortunecity.com/agreeve/boyscol/broom.gif

[ponky]

oh btw, other spurs fans, just ignore me, these pics aren't meant for your eyes!

[SpursDynasty]

I'm not responding to any stupid shit anymore. I've just realized that if stuff I said was so out there and out of my ass, then it wouldn't get replies in the first place.

Insecurity created by my posts. That's hilarious.

[ponky]

I'm not responding to any stupid shit anymore. I've just realized that if stuff I said was so out there and out of my ass, then it wouldn't get replies in the first place.

Insecurity created by my posts. That's hilarious.

try boredom...i'm bored and i have some free time, i'll post whatever right now

[mardigan]

W.W.J.D.?

Probably start some joto thread.

[JamStone]

I agree with none of them.

Houston has the fifth best record in the entire NBA and Yao missed 33 games this season. The Rockets beat both the Mavericks and the Spurs, including the Spurs twice AT San Antonio.

Dwight Howard averages 17.6 ppg, 12.2 rpg, 1.92 bpg, and shoots 60% from the field. And, oh yeah, he's 21 years old. His hype isn't based on that one game-winning tip dunk.

Dirk has the pump fake, step through jumper at the high post elbow. He has the fade-away jumper from 10-feet out. He has the baseline jumper and/or pump fake then drive. He has the three-ball. He has developed a hook. He has more, but those are the ones he utilizes most at the offensive end. Saying he has one basketball move is pure idiocy.

NBA titles are not won based on the way a team plays in the second half of the REGULAR SEASON after the all star break. The Spurs could win the title, but nothing is guaranteed, and certainly not just based on two months of regular season play.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not responding to any stupid shit anymore. I've just realized that if stuff I said was so out there and out of my ass, then it wouldn't get replies in the first place.

Insecurity created by my posts. That's hilarious.

Maybe this time you'll stick to it.

Dwight Howard is not overrated, you dumb drummer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And these constant postings about your daily crucifixion are the epitome of "attention whoring."

[ponky]

W.W.J.D.?

Probably start some joto thread.

:lmao

[SpursDynasty]

I agree with none of them.

Houston has the fifth best record in the entire NBA and Yao missed 33 games this season. The Rockets beat both the Mavericks and the Spurs, including the Spurs twice AT San Antonio.

Dwight Howard averages 17.6 ppg, 12.2 rpg, 1.92 bpg, and shoots 60% from the field. And, oh yeah, he's 21 years old. His hype isn't based on that one game-winning tip dunk.

Dirk has the pump fake, step through jumper at the high post elbow. He has the fade-away jumper from 10-feet out. He has the baseline jumper and/or pump fake then drive. He has the three-ball. He has developed a hook. He has more, but those are the ones he utilizes most at the offensive end. Saying he has one basketball move is pure idiocy.

NBA titles are not won based on the way a team plays in the second half of the REGULAR SEASON after the all star break. The Spurs could win the title, but nothing is guaranteed, and certainly not just based on two months of regular season play.

1. The Spurs beat Houston twice IN Houston. What's your point? Spurs have been 3rd best or better all year, yet Houston gets more credit for being a mediocre 5th. They will not last more than 5 games vs Dallas.
2. Dwight Howard is in the EAST and his team is 8th in the East. Need I say more? Any decent player can put up those numbers in the East. Put him in the West on a top 3 team and he's option #4. I look at players for what they do for their team, not individual stats. Which is why Kobe and LeBron aren't at the top of my best players list. If you guys are this easy to impress, then I can see why you all like Houston.
3. All I see Dirk do is shoot jump shots. Different kinds of jumpers don't equal different moves.
4. Spurs Defense is clearly back.

Again, is that all stuff I pull out of my ass or can any reasonable person understand them too?

[JamStone]

1. The Spurs beat Houston twice IN Houston. What's your point? Spurs have been 3rd best or better all year, yet Houston gets more credit for being a mediocre 5th. They will not last more than 5 games vs Dallas.
2. Dwight Howard is in the EAST and his team is 8th in the East. Need I say more? Any decent player can put up those numbers in the East. Put him in the West on a top 3 team and he's option #4. I look at players for what they do for their team, not individual stats. Which is why Kobe and LeBron aren't at the top of my best players list.
3. All I see Dirk do is shoot jump shots. Different kinds of jumpers don't equal different moves.
4. Spurs Defense is clearly back.

Again, is that all stuff I pull out of my ass or can any reasonable person understand them too?


1. My point is that Houston deserves to be in the playoffs. And, saying the Spurs did the same thing to Houston that Houston did to the Spurs as your counter-argument only means you don't think the Spurs belong in the playoffs either.
2. Dwight Howard isn't being hailed as the best big man in the NBA. He's a great, young star that still needs to improve. Considering his age and the fact that his team hasn't been in the playoffs the last couple of years, having his team in a position to even make the playoffs is better than not, even in the weaker Eastern Conference. The fact that he wouldn't be one of the top options on one of the elite teams doesn't mean he's overhyped. People don't claim he's the best go-to big guy. He's a great young player who still needs to improve. He's not overhyped. Any player that can drop 30 points on 11-14 shooting against Tim Duncan can ball.
3. So you've never seen Dirk score a lay-up, dunk, or hook shot ever? Never ever? Does Tony Parker only have one move then as well ... dribble ball really fast and make lay-up? Actually, if you truly believe that Dirk only has one basketball move, that makes him even better. If he only does one thing and people still can't stop him, then how good is he at that one thing to be able to still put up the numbers he posts?
4. I haven't watched enough Spurs games to know if their defense is back or not. If true, that still doesn't guarantee a title.

Yes, those statements are out of your ass. And, no reasonable person would understand those statements, especially the first three. The only statement that is remotely reasonable is your fourth statement that the Spurs will win the title.

[SAtown]

This should be an SAT question

[Findog]

All this typing in response to an obvious troll. The only thing he sincerely believes is that the Spurs will win it all.

[trueD]

No disrespect to SpursDynasty (who I'm not familiar with until now), but we are all better off for JamStone's willingness to respond to your query.

[Bob Lanier]

Dwight Howard is overhyped by the people on this forum who believe that his game has some resemblance to David Robinson's.

[Dalhoop]

That Houston doesn't belong in the playoffs


The playoffs are based on the regular season records, Just as the Mavs belong to be the top seed based on what they have done, so do the Rockets based on what they have done.


That Dwight Howard is overhyped because of one winning dunk.

Howard was a very high lotto pick, this was well before the Dunk. He is the best big man to come out of the draft in a a few years, this was before the dunk as well. He is amoung the leaders in double-doubles sense he was drafted, also well before the Dunk.


Dirk only has one basketball move

I have seen Dirk drive by a player from the three point line and get a dunk, I have also seen his usual spin move from the elbow I have also seen the jab-step to fadeaway. There are others, but those three are more then one.


Spurs, based on their play since ASB, will win it all

This is as smart as saying that based on the Jazz 20 game start that they would win it all, or based on the Mavs 19-1 stretch earlier this year that they would win it all. It is a good sign for the Spurs that they are playing well at this time of year, but other then that its a three horse race.

[Dalhoop]

Houston gets more credit for being a mediocre 5th. They will not last more than 5 games vs Dallas.

If this your reason that they don't belong in the playoffs? Because they woundn't get by their second round opponent? I would remind you of how far the Spur got last year, Did they belong because they didn't get by their second round opponent?


Dwight Howard is in the EAST and his team is 8th in the East. Need I say more? Any decent player can put up those numbers in the East. Put him in the West on a top 3 team and he's option #4. I look at players for what they do for their team, not individual stats.

Although I don't completely disagree whith your reasoning (K-Mart was a overhyped in the East before coming West and playing against the leagues REAL PF's). Howard plays the center position, to be honest, there are not that many good ones in the Leagues right now (One in the East and two in the West ... Not counting Howard) his game would not be effected much playing more games against West then right now (Unlike K-Mart that had to face an All-Star PF in practically every game vs west teams)


All I see Dirk do is shoot jump shots. Different kinds of jumpers don't equal different moves.

I think that you need to define "basketball move" then because most people think that it is ways to get your shot, Dirk has those as evedence you need only look at his career points and shooting %.


Spurs Defense is clearly back.

For the last twenty games, which the last I checked, were not Playoffs games. Its good that they are playing well, but not more impressive then things that other teams have done during twenty games stretches this year.

[LEONARD]

LMAO...poor Jeff...

and I don't agree with the first 3...

and the Spurs COULD win it all...

[LEONARD]

Dwight Howard is in the EAST and his team is 8th in the East. Need I say more? Any decent player can put up those numbers in the East. Put him in the West on a top 3 team and he's option #4. I look at players for what they do for their team, not individual stats. Which is why Kobe and LeBron aren't at the top of my best players list. If you guys are this easy to impress, then I can see why you all like Houston.

Pure genius... :lol :lol :lol

[monosylab1k]

Jeez...I made a couple polls that I thought would just be harmless fun and something to pass the time in these last boring days before the playoffs start....but no....SpursDynasty has to take things too far and dramatize shit like he's fuckin' Joan of Arc.

[Findog]

YHBT. HAND.

[monosylab1k]

YHBT. HAND.

I don't know tho. Sometimes I really think that SpursDynasty believes everything he writes, and that while he may do this for the attention, he also does it in part because he actually believes this shit. An obvious troll like Chris Childs I can handle, but I can't even comprehend SpursJeff as a troll because he appears to be completely sincere with everything he writes on here. And that's scary.

[Findog]

I don't know tho. Sometimes I really think that SpursDynasty believes everything he writes, and that while he may do this for the attention, he also does it in part because he actually believes this shit. An obvious troll like Chris Childs I can handle, but I can't even comprehend SpursJeff as a troll because he appears to be completely sincere with everything he writes on here. And that's scary.

The way I see it, the only defensible statement of the four options in the poll is that the Spurs will win the title. That's more than plausible. If he truly believes that Dwight Howard is a scrub, Dirk has only one "move," and the Rockets "don't belong in the playoffs" (which is an entirely different proposition than saying they won't do anything once they get there) despite grabbing the fifth seed in the West and Yao being out two months, then his basketball acumen isn't very high and he's not worth bothering with.

[mabber]

The way I see it, the only defensible statement of the four options in the poll is that the Spurs will win the title. That's more than plausible. If he truly believes that Dwight Howard is a scrub, Dirk has only one "move," and the Rockets "don't belong in the playoffs" (which is an entirely different proposition than saying they won't do anything once they get there) despite grabbing the fifth seed in the West and Yao being out two months, then his basketball acumen isn't very high and he's not worth bothering with.

We have a winner!!!

[FromWayDowntown]

Jeff, er, SpursDynasty is an attention whore with a homeristic view of basketball that he parades around as some sort of substitute for basketball knowledge. Period.

Bringing back his greatest hits from earlier this year in an effort to try to get people to discuss his weak takes is simply more evidence of his desire to get some attention. I'm marginally hopeful that the indefensible views expressed in this forum by Jeff, er, SpursDynasty are some sort of proxy for gaining the attention that he so badly desires.

Mostly, I'd like to think that nobody who purports to be a basketball fan could truly be as ridiculous as the 4 statements inquired about in this thread.