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Phil Hellmuth
04-11-2007, 11:21 AM
:dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee :dramaquee

CuckingFunt
04-11-2007, 11:32 AM
I went through a long stretch where about 90% of my social circle, including the people I dated, were seven or eight years older than me. That's about it.

tlongII
04-11-2007, 11:33 AM
I never date women over 30. They're too smart.

Nutmeg
04-11-2007, 11:47 AM
31 was the oldest......but keda is my old man now.....lol

SpursWoman
04-11-2007, 12:13 PM
My ex-husband is 47. :spin

MajorMike
04-11-2007, 12:33 PM
Mid to uppers 30s. I was 14.

PM5K
04-11-2007, 12:39 PM
27-38

xrayzebra
04-11-2007, 12:59 PM
How can you tell with the lights out?

jaespur21
04-11-2007, 01:32 PM
When i was 21 i F'd this 32 yr old woman i workd with. and also dated a 27 year old but ended it cause she was a momma

The sone
04-11-2007, 01:33 PM
she 59
me 18

Jimcs50
04-11-2007, 01:49 PM
I have never been with an older women.....but I might be the oldest man that a lot of my girlfriends have been with....since they are usually 20-25 yrs younger than I.


:)

CosmicCowboy
04-11-2007, 02:00 PM
hmmm...not sure exactly...maybe 70?

CosmicCowboy
04-11-2007, 02:05 PM
of course she was only 36 then LOL

ShoogarBear
04-11-2007, 02:07 PM
I might be the oldest man that a lot of my girlfriends have ever seenFixed.

jman3000
04-11-2007, 02:15 PM
21

tlongII
04-11-2007, 02:16 PM
she 59
me 18

Oedipus

50 cent
04-11-2007, 02:27 PM
I was 24, she was 35.

polandprzem
04-11-2007, 02:57 PM
I was on every age and she was on none age

ducks
04-11-2007, 04:28 PM
I never date women over 30. They're too smart.


you could not fool them could you

PakiDan
04-11-2007, 04:33 PM
I was 19 and she was 30.

ALVAREZ6
04-11-2007, 04:39 PM
18

Shelly
04-11-2007, 04:46 PM
18

I hope you didn't get sweaty balls from being nervous :lmao

ALVAREZ6
04-11-2007, 05:00 PM
I hope you didn't get sweaty balls from being nervous :lmaoNo, it was in the winter :downspin:

SpursWoman
04-11-2007, 05:08 PM
The youngest I've ever gone ... and continue to go ... is 7 years younger. :smokin

AlamoSpursFan
04-11-2007, 05:19 PM
When I was 18 I hit my manager at Club BK. She was 46 at the time. A few times on her desk in the office, I might add. And a time or two back in the stock room. Not to mention several times at her apartment.

And then when I was 25, I had a one nighter with a 53 year old I met at a bar. I think the place was called Cougar's... :lol

loveThe23
04-11-2007, 05:28 PM
With a 20-year old.... he thought I was 19 so I decided to go along with it, you don't turn that chance down. a couple days later my dad found out about him and told i'm 17, then he dumped me. :depressed

mardigan
04-11-2007, 05:31 PM
Probably like 25, old chicks have saggy bayinas :lol

JamStone
04-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Much easier if everyone either said how old they were at the time or the age disparity. Someone saying 30 isn't a big deal until that person says he/she was 16 at the time.

Me, I've only dated women a few years older than me, but I have dated a girl 10 years younger than me.

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 06:00 PM
I was 24, he was 37.

mardigan
04-11-2007, 06:25 PM
I was 24, he was 37.
That sounds like fun

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 06:51 PM
That sounds like fun
Fun is an understatement. I learned a lot from him, let's just put it that way. :p:

mardigan
04-11-2007, 06:55 PM
Fun is an understatement. I learned a lot from him, let's just put it that way. :p:
Or you could put it a sexy way :eyebrows
Did I mention Im 25 :lol

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 06:57 PM
Or you could put it a sexy way :eyebrows
Did I mention Im 25 :lol
Did I mention that I am 30 now? :lol

mardigan
04-11-2007, 07:03 PM
Did I mention that I am 30 now? :lol
Even hotter :hungry:

SpursWoman
04-11-2007, 07:33 PM
I was 24, he was 37.


:lol


I was 20 when I met my ex-husband ... who was 33. :drunk

Phil Hellmuth
04-11-2007, 07:34 PM
so older girls go for younger guys to get their shine back or to feel good about themselves.. i am guessing..

i wonder what percentage of older woman (30 to 45) (married or not) are interested in the 21 to 28 range most specifically????

John Patrick
04-11-2007, 07:40 PM
17..


class slut..

herpes..

THE ONE AND ONLY
04-11-2007, 07:41 PM
What is the oldest woman/man you have hooked up with?
I dont hook up with hermaphrodites, especially the old ones!

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 07:42 PM
Even hotter :hungry:
... but I thought girls over 25 had saggy bayinas? :wtf

SpursWoman
04-11-2007, 07:42 PM
so older girls go for younger guys to get their shine back or to feel good about themselves.. i am guessing..

I, 35, *go* for User, 28, because if I were to make MY list of the perfect man, he has every single one of the qualities I find most important for me. Age is irrelevant when you find someone who's absolutely perfect for you.

That was a remarkably stupid thing to say. And I'm sure Kori would agree with me.

mardigan
04-11-2007, 07:51 PM
... but I thought girls over 25 had saggy bayinas? :wtf
I never specified how old old was.




Btw.......
70 :toast

AlamoSpursFan
04-11-2007, 08:13 PM
So I'm not a 37 year old weirdo for considering the pursuit of a hot little 23 year old who for some reason finds me attractive?

:eyebrows

mardigan
04-11-2007, 08:15 PM
So I'm not a 37 year old weirdo for considering the pursuit of a hot little 23 year old who for some reason finds me attractive?

:eyebrows
Fuck no, she's legal, have at it

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 08:15 PM
Maybe she can learn from you the way I learned from my older guy, ASF. Go for it!

tlongII
04-11-2007, 08:59 PM
Did I mention that I am 30 now? :lol

Damn! Just missed my cutoff point!

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-11-2007, 09:07 PM
Rephrased for tLong: What is the oldest female ewe have hooked up with?

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-11-2007, 09:18 PM
And to answer the OP:

Me: 26
Her: 39

ZStomp
04-11-2007, 09:23 PM
40's...

ShoogarBear
04-11-2007, 09:32 PM
And to answer the OP:

Me: 26
Her: 39Wait a minute, how old are you now?

Melmart1
04-11-2007, 09:40 PM
Damn! Just missed my cutoff point!
PHEWY!

I mean, uhhh.. oh darn!

ShoogarBear
04-11-2007, 09:43 PM
PHEWY!

I mean, uhhh.. oh darn!Too bad. tlong could have really learned a few things from a biped.

Shelly
04-11-2007, 09:46 PM
Rephrased for tLong: What is the oldest female ewe have hooked up with?

:lol :lol :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-11-2007, 09:50 PM
Wait a minute, how old are you now?

26.

AlamoSpursFan
04-11-2007, 10:07 PM
Maybe she can learn from you the way I learned from my older guy, ASF. Go for it!

Oh, she'll learn from me alright. She'll learn what a big mistake she made, like all of my other victims ERRRRR former lovers.

:lmao

Gotta love blind chicks!

:elephant

The sone
04-11-2007, 10:18 PM
Oedipus


is it still "oedipus-esqe" if it was your mom?...i have to check on that.:donkey :clap

LuvBones
04-11-2007, 10:24 PM
younger is better. :p:

The sone
04-11-2007, 10:27 PM
younger is better. :p:


uuuuhhhhhh.....

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-11-2007, 10:28 PM
....

Shelly
04-11-2007, 10:33 PM
....

Dang! I missed it!

Johnny_Blaze_47
04-11-2007, 10:34 PM
Dang! I missed it!

That's what the chopping Mrs. Chopper said.

LuvBones
04-11-2007, 10:34 PM
....
:lmao too funny...

AlamoSpursFan
04-11-2007, 10:35 PM
Dang! I missed it!

It was a whirly good post, too...

:spin

papsmirnoff
04-11-2007, 10:35 PM
me 19

him 27

Spurfect
04-11-2007, 10:40 PM
42

The sone
04-11-2007, 10:41 PM
i cant wait till i hit 40 and turn in my pair for brand new soggy balls!

Aggie Hoopsfan
04-11-2007, 10:43 PM
Me: 26
Her 40

Welcome to Dallas :hat

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e7/CougarHoodOrnament.png/300px-CougarHoodOrnament.png

LuvBones
04-11-2007, 10:45 PM
yeeaah.... never again.

Pistons < Spurs
04-11-2007, 11:25 PM
Oldest:
Me- 22
Her- 37

Youngest:
Me- 27
Her- 18

fatsack
04-11-2007, 11:32 PM
in the interest of getting laid again, i will not answer this question.

Kori Ellis
04-11-2007, 11:41 PM
so older girls go for younger guys to get their shine back or to feel good about themselves.. i am guessing..


I'm not even sure what that means. Get their shine back? Who said we lost it? :lol

I guess in some case having a younger lover might help someone feel good about themselves, but I think that would pertain to the situation if it's just a fling. Like when 40-something year old guys bang a 20 year old because it makes them feel like they are less bald, less of a loser, or whatever.

But in an actual relationship, I don't think the age issue has to do with feeling good about themselves. It might just be because they like the person and don't care how old they are.



i wonder what percentage of older woman (30 to 45) (married or not) are interested in the 21 to 28 range most specifically????

I can't speak for the rest of the "older" woman, but I'm 39. My husband is 25.

Pistons < Spurs
04-11-2007, 11:43 PM
Like when 40-something year old guys bang a 20 year old because it makes them feel like they are less bald,
:oops

johngateswhiteley
04-12-2007, 06:29 AM
some of you guys are weird. oldest girl i ever slept with was 29 and that was while i was/am 26. i prefer girls in the 20-25 range and the oldest girl i ever slept with prior to the 29 year old was 24.

older girls are not normally hot...

Melmart1
04-12-2007, 06:37 AM
So we are weird because we don't subscribe to your theories about what is an acceptable age range?

good luck only being able to sleep with 20-25 yr olds later in life. i hope every girl you meet that is that age has the same moronic thoughts on age as you do.

ShoogarBear
04-12-2007, 08:18 AM
older girls are not normally hot...Yeah, like, they have flesh and everything . . . ewwwwwwww!

Shelly
04-12-2007, 08:24 AM
Well, duh! Women become old hags in their 30s and 40s. We just give up!

ShoogarBear
04-12-2007, 08:34 AM
Some of you look pretty good outside from outside of 15 feet, though.

Jimcs50
04-12-2007, 09:01 AM
Well, duh! Women become old hags in their 30s and 40s. We just give up!



Not you darlin.

:)

Sunshine
04-12-2007, 09:51 AM
in the interest of getting laid again, i will not answer this question.


Good thinking!

johngateswhiteley
04-13-2007, 09:10 AM
So we are weird because we don't subscribe to your theories about what is an acceptable age range?


no, my parents are 10 years apart. i just think its interesting that some of the younger guys have slept with women that are much much older than them. imo, a 18-21 year old sleeping with a girl thats in her late 20s to early 30s...OK. but from 18-21 to a girl in her 40s...yuck. to me, thats gross. but hey, to each their own.

...i like girls around my age or younger, thats just me.

DNS Error
04-14-2007, 01:06 AM
Me:21

Her:39


johngateswhiteley, who that be?

johngateswhiteley
04-14-2007, 01:24 AM
johngateswhiteley, who that be?

say what?

J.T.
04-14-2007, 01:52 AM
I dated a 28 year old divorced woman for about three months when I was a freshman in college. Little less than a 10 year gap at the time.

adrienne
04-14-2007, 10:27 AM
Well, my ex-husband was just about a year older than me, a little less...so at the time, I was 19 he was 20.

I've never had sex with anyone else, but the oldest I've ever made out with is probably just about 26 or 27. If the guy was good looking though, age isn't really an issue.:lol

KEDA
04-14-2007, 10:36 AM
in all seriousness, age is nothing but a number.

if you find that person attractive, then go for it!

papsmirnoff
04-15-2007, 02:21 AM
8

Guru of Nothing
04-15-2007, 03:06 AM
For a moment, I thought the question was - in my dreams, who is the oldest woman I ever hooked up with.

papsmirnoff
04-15-2007, 03:10 AM
hehehehe @ gon

trueD
04-15-2007, 11:14 AM
I dated a 43 year old unattractive guy when I was 28 and freshly divorced.

T Park
04-15-2007, 12:17 PM
me 24 her 32

tlongII
04-15-2007, 03:44 PM
Well, my ex-husband was just about a year older than me, a little less...so at the time, I was 19 he was 20.

I've never had sex with anyone else, but the oldest I've ever made out with is probably just about 26 or 27. If the guy was good looking though, age isn't really an issue.:lol

O RLY?

smeagol
04-16-2007, 10:21 AM
some of you guys are weird. oldest girl i ever slept with was 29 and that was while i was/am 26. i prefer girls in the 20-25 range and the oldest girl i ever slept with prior to the 29 year old was 24.

older girls are not normally hot...
:dizzy

Older girls are definetly hot.

JoeChalupa
04-16-2007, 10:45 AM
:dizzy

Older girls are definetly hot.

I concur. :tu

Although my wife is 13 yrs younger than I am....she thinks older men are HOT!!

For me, I was 19 and slept with a woman who was 34 thanks to the Corps.

Jules
04-16-2007, 01:33 PM
so older girls go for younger guys to get their shine back or to feel good about themselves.. i am guessing..

i wonder what percentage of older woman (30 to 45) (married or not) are interested in the 21 to 28 range most specifically????

I'm 32 and I don't specifically seek men in the 21-28 age range, although I hooked up with a 20 year old recently. I discovered his age a few weeks into the fling. Although I was a bit uncomfortable with the age dynamic (he was 19 at the time), I continued seeing him because we were having a great time.

On the flip side, I dated a 54-year-old man when I was 26.

Spurminator
04-16-2007, 01:45 PM
It didn't show her age on the death certificate so I'm not sure.



HEY-OOOOOOO!

David Bowie
06-15-2007, 12:50 AM
Since the threesome thread got bumped....


I am 22 year old woman, and have been dating a 38 year old man for the past two months. (Although I don't know if it's going to continue, things have been kind of bad lately. ) I guess I just wanted to moan. :depressed

Fillmoe
06-15-2007, 12:53 AM
I hooked up with a 32 year old last year........

Flea
06-15-2007, 09:42 AM
I was 19 and he was 30. That was many years ago. :) I am now 39 and My husband is 44.

BacktoBasics
06-15-2007, 09:47 AM
I was 26 and she was 54.

ShoogarBear
06-15-2007, 09:50 AM
I was 19 and he was 30. That was many years ago. :) I am now 39 and My husband is 44.Is that the old dude in your avatar? :lol

Flea
06-15-2007, 09:53 AM
Is that the old dude in your avatar? :lol


:lol


He wasn't into pictures that day.

ShoogarBear
06-15-2007, 09:59 AM
Oh, and on behalf of every man in ST:

Hokey smokes, you're 39?

Shelly
06-15-2007, 10:09 AM
Flea, you look like Mariska Hargitay in your avatar. And she's hot!

Flea
06-15-2007, 10:21 AM
Oh, and on behalf of every man in ST:

Hokey smokes, you're 39?


Yes, and the photographer was very good at fixing the photo. I look older in person. :depressed

Flea
06-15-2007, 10:22 AM
Flea, you look like Mariska Hargitay in your avatar. And she's hot!


Aw thanks! I am thinking of getting my hair cut and highlighted again. I let it grow out but really liked it short.

ShoogarBear
06-15-2007, 10:23 AM
Yes, and the photographer was very good at fixing the photo. I look older in person. :depressedmust . . . resist . . .

ShoogarBear
06-15-2007, 10:23 AM
Around here that is known as the (wait for it) "Shelly Effect".






(sorry . . . )

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-15-2007, 10:25 AM
I look older in person. :depressed

No, you really don't.

Shelly
06-15-2007, 10:25 AM
Around here that is known as the (wait for it) "Shelly Effect".






(sorry . . . )

:flipoff





:lol

Flea
06-15-2007, 10:32 AM
:flipoff





:lol



I remember that!!!! :lol

Flea
06-15-2007, 10:33 AM
No, you really don't.


:)

BacktoBasics
06-15-2007, 11:29 AM
He must have made a deal with the Devil