Whats the funniest cell phone text joke you have recieved?

[phyzik]

Just wanted to see whats been circulating out there... just got this one from a friend.

A man asks his wife "can I cum in your ear?"
she says "no, I might go deaf!" He reply's
"I've been cuming in your mouth for years
and you have yet to shut the fuck up!"

[IX_Equilibrium]

I got a text the other day:

Q: What is the extra skin around the vagina called?







A: A woman

[phyzik]

I just heard on the news police found
a man with no balls or brains. please
text me back so I know you didnt get
arrested again.

[spursfan09]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me some time to get hard, I just got laid by this chick!

[TheTruth]

someone texted me that the first 1000 callers to a 1800 # got a gift cert to Bass Pro Shop. It was a gay porn line when I called it.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Got a text not long ago asking me to call an "L.C. Dakau" with a phone number. The number was to Borden's Dairy.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

A box of Candy: 12 dollars.

A dozen red Roses: 50 dollars

A valentine's day reservation at the local 5 star resturant: 200 dollars

The look on her face when you stick it in her butt: priceless.

[FlyHigh07]

Well, you know, I hate gay people. I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it.

[CharlieMac]

Forwarding text messages is unacceptable. Send all the spam you want to my email address, just stay out my phone.