Title's funny, but ugh

[leemajors]

Exploding Sausage (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23392493-details/Diner+scarred+for+life+after+sausage+explodes+in+h er+face/article.do)

title is laughable but she got horribly burned.

[Leetonidas]

Damn that sausage owned her baaaad. She looks horrible.

[Extra Stout]

Wow, even when the food is good Britain manages to make eating a horrfic experience.