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KEDA
04-15-2007, 12:49 AM
Went and saw REDLINE, and it was crap.

it was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

I love cars, and I got excited when I saw them in the beginning, but the acting was so bad, and the horrible acne scarred strippers that were supposed to be eye candy, made me lose my interest in high end automobiles.

please do yourself a favor and do not waste your time or hard earned money on it.

Borosai
04-15-2007, 01:09 AM
No shit...I couldn't even finish watching the trailer.

Xolotl
04-15-2007, 01:37 AM
Yeah I'm sorry bro but how could you even think that would be good?

dallaskd
04-15-2007, 01:45 AM
Nothing could be worse than Epic Movie.

leemajors
04-15-2007, 01:49 AM
worse than the crow 2?

KEDA
04-15-2007, 07:49 AM
Yeah I'm sorry bro but how could you even think that would be good?

I went in the theater knowing the acting would be bad, this was a given.

this movie was so poorly done that none of the Ferrari's, Cobra's, Lamborghini's, and the Maybach had the badges on them, Im assuming that the manufacturers did not want to endorse this kind of movie. And they never said the manufacturers names, it was always the model name. But that was the least of the issues.

it looked like they raided every titty-bar in Vegas to supply all of the scantily clad extras. One bitch could only clap if she gyrated her hips, she looked like she had mental issues.

oh and there was tons of really cheesy fighting scenes too.

the lead actress was the only redeeming factor, she is, or was, on Days of Our Lives, her name is Nadia Bjorlin, she was gorgeous, but her and all of the beautiful, albeit badge deleted, top end cars could not save this film.

I will cancel my HBO subscription if they pick up this crap when it becomes available.

BTW heres a pic of that woman, simply stunning I tell ya.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Nadia%20Bjorlin-2.jpg

JeremyWariner
04-15-2007, 08:44 AM
The Good Sheppard was pretty damn bad I hear. But IMO Stigmata is the worst movie ever.

Jimcs50
04-15-2007, 09:09 AM
Went and saw REDLINE, and it was crap.

it was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

I love cars, and I got excited when I saw them in the beginning, but the acting was so bad, and the horrible acne scarred strippers that were supposed to be eye candy, made me lose my interest in high end automobiles.

please do yourself a favor and do not waste your time or hard earned money on it.


My son and his friend went to see it last night. I will ask him if he liked it. Of course, he is only 15, so perhaps he is not as descriminating as you.

:)

T Park
04-15-2007, 10:04 AM
Sorry the distinction of worst movie ever is a tie betweem Vanilla Sky, eyes wide shut, and Shedevil.

Bigzax
04-15-2007, 10:50 AM
don't be dissin vanilla sky.

SA210
04-15-2007, 10:58 AM
I like Vanilla Sky.

T Park
04-15-2007, 11:09 AM
I rest my case.

v2freak
04-15-2007, 11:10 AM
Redline has great seasoned curly fries..

:hungry:

And the Grudge 2 has to be in discussions for worst movie ever

SCdac
04-15-2007, 11:13 AM
worse than this?

http://www.gunitworld.com/images/GetRich_payoff_art.gif

T Park
04-15-2007, 12:22 PM
And the Grudge 2 has to be in discussions for worst movie ever

sarah michelle gellar is kinda hot, so that might have saved it.

atxrocker
04-15-2007, 01:03 PM
obviously all of you were smart enough not to watch the wickerman im assuming.

John Patrick
04-15-2007, 03:46 PM
^^^ me, yes.


Red Line's trailer told me not to go to it...


"Why didnt you just honk the horn or something?"

"that would be rude.."

JoeChalupa
04-15-2007, 03:46 PM
I'll wait for the DVD.

John Patrick
04-15-2007, 05:14 PM
KEDA's not alone. Saw it, and luckily it wasnt my money..

Trainwreck2100
04-15-2007, 06:09 PM
obviously all of you were smart enough not to watch the wickerman im assuming.


this redeems it

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/3825/bearym9.gif

Ginofan
04-15-2007, 09:36 PM
Lady in the Water was pretty damn horrible.

rr2418
04-15-2007, 09:59 PM
I think the worst movie I ever saw had to be the remake of Charlie's Angels. What's worst is I lost a bet and went to see the Charlie's angels 2. Another movie that makes my list had to be the 5th Element with Bruce Willis and Chris Tucker, bad, bad movie!

CharlieMac
04-15-2007, 10:03 PM
I went in the theater knowing the acting would be bad, this was a given.

this movie was so poorly done that none of the Ferrari's, Cobra's, Lamborghini's, and the Maybach had the badges on them, Im assuming that the manufacturers did not want to endorse this kind of movie. And they never said the manufacturers names, it was always the model name. But that was the least of the issues.

it looked like they raided every titty-bar in Vegas to supply all of the scantily clad extras. One bitch could only clap if she gyrated her hips, she looked like she had mental issues.

oh and there was tons of really cheesy fighting scenes too.

the lead actress was the only redeeming factor, she is, or was, on Days of Our Lives, her name is Nadia Bjorlin, she was gorgeous, but her and all of the beautiful, albeit badge deleted, top end cars could not save this film.

I will cancel my HBO subscription if they pick up this crap when it becomes available.

BTW heres a pic of that woman, simply stunning I tell ya.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Nadia%20Bjorlin-2.jpg

Probably a shit movie, but yes, she is allllll that.

Condemned 2 HelLA
04-15-2007, 10:05 PM
And yet somehow it made more money than the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie!
:huh :wtf

LuvBones
04-15-2007, 10:40 PM
Wicker Man is pure suckage too.

tlongII
04-15-2007, 11:12 PM
My son and his friend went to see it last night. I will ask him if he liked it. Of course, he is only 15, so perhaps he is not as descriminating as you.

:)

Does he like acne-scarred strippers?

efrem1
04-16-2007, 01:28 AM
Is Redline worse than Anaconda or Kickboxer 3?

THE ONE AND ONLY
04-16-2007, 01:31 AM
Does he like acne-scarred strippers?

All 15 year old boys like strippers! Acne scared or not.

AlamoSpursFan
04-16-2007, 08:20 AM
Nobody has yet mentioned the actual worst movie ever, which would of course be No Retreat, No Surrender.

Go rent it. Your opinion of shitty cinema will be changed forever.

:lol

johngateswhiteley
04-20-2007, 06:43 AM
horrible movie (just downloaded it and watched it), kind of mad i wasted the time to watch it even though it didn't cost me any $. at least that Natasha chick has a smokin' body.