JOKE/SPOOF: NBA Takes Action Against Duncan, Crawford

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

THIS IS A BAD JOKE BY AHF - DO NOT GO REPEATING IT AROUND THE INTERNET


NEW YORK (AP) -- In a decision sure to be criticized by fans of the NBA, the league has taken punitive action against NBA All-Star Tim Duncan and veteran NBA official Joey Crawford.

Duncan, a three time NBA Finals MVP, has been suspended for five games, a decision that will impact the playoff fortunes of the San Antonio Spurs. A fine of $100,000 will also be assessed of Duncan.

Duncan was penalized for his ejection from Sunday's game against the Dallas Mavericks, as well as comments made after the game in which he accused Crawford of having a vendetta against him, an allegation Crawford denied.

In a statement released by the league, his failure to leave the court area in a timely manner, as well as gestures and comments he made while doing so, contributed to the length of the suspension.

Crawford, one of the most recognizeable referees in league history, has been suspended for the duration of the regular season and upcoming playoffs. Audio and video recordings of the incident obtained by the league office did not accurately reflect statements Crawford made to league officials.

His comments during the game were also noted for being confrontational in nature, which drew a strong response from a league desperately trying to maintain a clean image.

Representatives for the Spurs were unavailable for comment. Crawford did not return calls Monday afternoon.

[Kori Ellis]

Where did you get this?

[SAtown]

This better not be fucking true

[MAMA KOKO]

hahah

[Budkin]

This has got to be a fucking joke...

[Cara De Dedão]

Wtf?

[Kori Ellis]

Where did you get this?

I don't see it online anywhere.

[cheguevara]

no way

[Tippecanoe]

holy shit

wtf??

[td4mvp21]

I call bullshit. I can't find it on any site for that matter.

[Kori Ellis]

It appears it is a joke and AHF just banned himself for the playoffs if it is.

[Budkin]

Nice one Aggie... you had me there for a minute... whew...

[td4mvp21]

It is a joke, there is no link. Plus, I think AHF would have ranted a little too :lol.

[mikejones99]

Liar mother fucker if this is true, the end of the world is near. Bastard

[cheguevara]

not fucking funny. 3 games would have been funny. not 5

[boutons_]

it's not on ap.org

[sprrs]

I sure as hell hope it is a joke, my stomach twisted when I read it.

[Shelly]

Who does AHF think he is? JimCS50????

[midgetonadonkey]

fucker

[ducks]

I supected jim to do this not ahf

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, did AHF just out-Jim Jim?

[Shelly]

Damn, did AHF just out-Jim Jim?

I posted it first!!! :p:

[SAtown]

lol at new title

[SpursWoman]

Damn, did AHF just out-Jim Jim?


:lol



That's fucked up, AHF.

[Shelly]

:lmao at the title change

[ducks]

where did he go?

[SpursWoman]

I'm just waiting for the "banned" user title. :wow :lmao

[thispego]

It appears it is a joke and AHF just banned himself for the playoffs if it is.
lolololololololololololololololololololol

[ducks]

damm does ahf need to get laid more then crawford?

[Shelly]

:ban:

[ShoogarBear]

where did he go?Well, I think he has only one place left to go now:

Link (http://www.spursreport.com)

[duncan228]

The shit from the Mavs fans all day has been bad enough. But one of our own?

[Ishta]

almost had a fucking caniption...i was reaching for the xanax

[ducks]

Well, I think he has only one place left to go now:

Link (http://www.spursreport.com)
is he not banned there?

[LEONARD]

It appears it is a joke and AHF just banned himself for the playoffs if it is.

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

I'm growing very tired of this forum.

I'm sick of people cussing me out every day about how I'm "not fair". I'm sick of a particular Mavs fan posting 50 threads in the last six hours entitled "Suck My Cock", "Fuck You Mother Fuckers" etc.

:td to this thread

[ShoogarBear]

By any chance does AHF have one of those Dallas dialup accounts, too?

[SAtown]

Well, I think he has only one place left to go now:

Link (http://www.spursreport.com)

:lol I clicked on the link and saw the same topic on the front page. Seems like AHF is freaking everyone on the internet out.

[Shelly]

By any chance does AHF have one of those Dallas dialup accounts, too?

Hmmm...he DOES live in Dallas, doesn't he?

[Budkin]

My stomach dropped out when I read it but as soon as I Googled and it wasn't there I was pretty sure it was bogus.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

:lol Sorry guys, I had to beat Jim to the punch. Honestly, I'll be surprised if they do anything more than fine him.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Well, I think he has only one place left to go now:

Link (http://www.spursreport.com)

:vomit:

[ShoogarBear]

:lol I clicked on the link and saw the same topic on the front page. Seems like AHF is freaking everyone on the internet out.:lmao

That means somebody cut and paste from here.

[ducks]

I'm growing very tired of this forum.

I'm sick of people cussing me out every day about how I'm "not fair". I'm sick of a particular Mavs fan posting 50 threads in the last six hours entitled "Suck My Cock", "Fuck You Mother Fuckers" etc.

:td to this thread
kori I feel for you
people do not want you to sell out
they want it add free and then they post junk
and call you out
you are more then fair on this site



you fellow posters that are fans of the nba and spur fans need to behave this place is the best place on the internet and is the only place add free
DO YOU GUYS WANT KORI TO SELL OUT

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

That means somebody cut and paste from here.


Oh, man .... :lmao :lmao

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

:lmao

That means somebody cut and paste from here.

:lol It appears spurstalk = 'Dusty's source'

[SAtown]

:lmao

That means somebody cut and paste from here.

lol, I wish I could see the reaction over there, but I don't want to sign up.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

LOL, the top two most recent topics there are:

* NBA Takes Action Against Duncan, Crawford

* Duncan Suspended for 5 games?

[midgetonadonkey]

lol, I wish I could see the reaction over there, but I don't want to sign up.

I tried logging in but I'm banned.

[ducks]

:lmao

That means somebody cut and paste from here.
it was posted over that that someone's wife heard it

then I posted the artcile that ahf did
but posted in the thread that is seemed like a bad joke
this site rules
their sucks

[ShoogarBear]

it was posted over that that someone's wife heard it
AHF has a husband?

:lmao :rollin

[ducks]

AHF has a husband?

:lmao :rollin

do you think he would have a wife :nope :nope

[Budkin]

The user who posted it on SR is called "Ducks" Hmmm...

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

AHF has a husband?

:lmao :rollin

:flipoff

Just because I'm in Dallas doesn't mean I roll like Cuban or Dirk :ihit

It's almost worth signing up at sarsreport just to see the fallout :lol

[ducks]

it was posted over that that someone's wife heard it

then I posted the artcile that ahf did
but posted in the thread that is seemed like a bad joke
this site rules
their sucks
DUH!

[ducks]

:flipoff

Just because I'm in Dallas doesn't mean I roll like Cuban or Dirk :ihit

It's almost worth signing up at sarsreport just to see the fallout :lol

DO YOU HAVE A DIAL UP ACCOUNT?

[Shelly]

didn't ducks do that before?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

DO YOU HAVE A DIAL UP ACCOUNT?

Hell no.

1. I would never troll this place like that

2. I'd become a Mavs fan before I'd ever use dial up again.

[ducks]

Hell no.

1. I would never troll this place like that

2. I'd become a Mavs fan before I'd ever use dial up again.


I hate dial up also

msn dsl at 768 kps sucks to

[J.T.]

What was the original title of this thread. AHF would not make a thread calling himself a loser.

[ducks]

What was the original title of this thread. AHF would not make a thread calling himself a loser.
NBA Takes Action Against Duncan, Crawford

[aaronstampler]

I got here late. I know it's bogus, but can somebody cut and paste what AHF wrote just so I could get a kick out of it? When I clicked on the thread all I saw was him calling himself a loser and then a bunch of people freaking out about it like trying to talk a potential jumper off the ledge.

Took me a bit to figure out what happened... :lol

[ducks]

:lmao at the people over at SR

I had no idea Ducks had 13000 posts there. Ducks, what is your occupation?

ducks has about 100 post over there since I joined here

alot of posters here were banned from over there
long story
I am a internet cafe computer geek
plus I do service calls and fix computers

[The_Worlds_finest]

typical jerk off aggie...go bang a cow or sheep

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

typical jerk off aggie...go bang a cow or sheep

Tell your mom I'll be right over.

[ducks]

:lmao at the people over at SR

I had no idea Ducks had 13000 posts there. Ducks, what is your occupation?
diggz has 50,000 over there :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Updated for those late to the party.

[Kori Ellis]

There I put it back in the original post so people could see it.

Goodbye AHF.

[ducks]

Aggie Hoopsfan
Banned:fishing :fishing

[makedamnsure]

hahahhaaha wowww must admit it was clever and probably made any Spurs fan who read it extremely pissed off

[J.T.]

Tell your mom I'll be right over.

Zing!

AHF, I'll buy you a few drinks whenever I go troll Dallas after they lose in the playoffs this year.

[Kermit]

banned? jesus christ. i guess i'm the only one who found it mildly humorous.

[50 cent]

THIS IS A BAD JOKE BY AHF - DO NOT GO REPEATING IT AROUND THE INTERNET


NEW YORK (AP) -- In a decision sure to be criticized by fans of the NBA, the league has taken punitive action against NBA All-Star Tim Duncan and veteran NBA official Joey Crawford.

Duncan, a three time NBA Finals MVP, has been suspended for five games, a decision that will impact the playoff fortunes of the San Antonio Spurs. A fine of $100,000 will also be assessed of Duncan.

Duncan was penalized for his ejection from Sunday's game against the Dallas Mavericks, as well as comments made after the game in which he accused Crawford of having a vendetta against him, an allegation Crawford denied.

In a statement released by the league, his failure to leave the court area in a timely manner, as well as gestures and comments he made while doing so, contributed to the length of the suspension.

Crawford, one of the most recognizeable referees in league history, has been suspended for the duration of the regular season and upcoming playoffs. Audio and video recordings of the incident obtained by the league office did not accurately reflect statements Crawford made to league officials.

His comments during the game were also noted for being confrontational in nature, which drew a strong response from a league desperately trying to maintain a clean image.

Representatives for the Spurs were unavailable for comment. Crawford did not return calls Monday afternoon.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao he got banned :lmao

[Pavlov's Dog]

:lol

[YoMamaIsCallin]

YOU GIANT SUCKING ASSHOLE.

I read the fresh original post 2 minutes before I got on a plane to LAX. I spent the last 4+ hours thinking Duncan was suspended for 5 games. Now I get to the hotel and find it was a hoax.

May you rot in hell, you lowlife.

[Pavlov's Dog]

YOU GIANT SUCKING ASSHOLE.

I read the fresh original post 2 minutes before I got on a plane to LAX. I spent the last 4+ hours thinking Duncan was suspended for 5 games. Now I get to the hotel and find it was a hoax.

May you rot in hell, you lowlife.

:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/whisperingstorm/banstick.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

YOU GIANT SUCKING ASSHOLE.

I read the fresh original post 2 minutes before I got on a plane to LAX. I spent the last 4+ hours thinking Duncan was suspended for 5 games. Now I get to the hotel and find it was a hoax.

May you rot in hell, you lowlife.:lmao :lmao :rollin

[SAtown]

YOU GIANT SUCKING ASSHOLE.

I read the fresh original post 2 minutes before I got on a plane to LAX. I spent the last 4+ hours thinking Duncan was suspended for 5 games. Now I get to the hotel and find it was a hoax.

May you rot in hell, you lowlife.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao :rollinGood thing Joey Crawford's not around.

[T Park]

:lmao @ aggie getting banned

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

YOU GIANT SUCKING ASSHOLE.

I read the fresh original post 2 minutes before I got on a plane to LAX. I spent the last 4+ hours thinking Duncan was suspended for 5 games. Now I get to the hotel and find it was a hoax.

May you rot in hell, you lowlife.

It was worth the 24 hour ban just for this :lmao

[angel_luv]

Welcome back Aggie.

[sa_butta]

Props for getting the Crawford suspension correct.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Props for getting the Crawford suspension correct.

I actually felt pretty good about that being right. It was the Duncan part where the fun came in.

[T Park]

Good to see your back aggie.

Your commentary would've been missed during the playoffs. :tu

[sa_butta]

I actually felt pretty good about that being right. It was the Duncan part where the fun came in.yeah you had some people furious.:lol