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judaspriestess
04-17-2007, 07:27 PM
10.) new mascot for the dallas mavericks :p:

9.).................

ok there I fixed it :lol

SAtown
04-17-2007, 07:36 PM
9) http://i18.tinypic.com/2hwmqzs.jpg

Fester Addams

ForestBrain
04-17-2007, 07:41 PM
8. One of those people that works at a colon cleaning spa

angel_luv
04-17-2007, 07:43 PM
7) Popcorn, Peanuts, Fresh Cold Beer

Sec24Row7
04-17-2007, 07:46 PM
6) Fishing Tournament Official

sa_butta
04-17-2007, 07:50 PM
5)http://patentpending.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/quitcomplainingaboutyourjob11_3.JPG

SilverPlayer
04-17-2007, 07:57 PM
4) Different profession same idea.

http://www.es.oersted.dtu.dk/~ldn/bjoglars.gif

Spurs16212
04-17-2007, 07:58 PM
#3... Boxing Referee "Do you want to fight?".......

Aggie Hoopsfan
04-17-2007, 08:00 PM
#2... Moderator at Spursreport

aaronstampler
04-17-2007, 08:03 PM
# 1 Ref for WWE.

baseline bum
04-17-2007, 08:05 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7748/joeygc4.jpg

SAtown
04-17-2007, 08:06 PM
judaspriestess, you should've made this "top 100" (shit, even 1000)

mardigan
04-17-2007, 08:08 PM
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/sethhoward/__demi_moore.jpg


Demi Moores stunt double

Obi-Wan-Ginobili
04-17-2007, 08:25 PM
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/734/joeybf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Who wants to fight?

Spurs16212
04-17-2007, 08:26 PM
Ultimate Fighting Champions Referee

mardigan
04-17-2007, 08:28 PM
Ultimate Fighting Champions Referee
Good one, I can here him saying "lets get it on" already!

nacho
04-17-2007, 08:50 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/ref-gun-1.jpg

cheguevara
04-17-2007, 09:06 PM
cannon fodder

SAtown
04-17-2007, 09:08 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/ref-gun-1.jpg

:lmao

That's the shit right there

angel_luv
04-17-2007, 09:10 PM
#2... Moderator at Spursreport


:lol

SuperManu!!!
04-17-2007, 09:12 PM
#3... Boxing Referee "Do you want to fight?".......
:lol

MrChug
04-17-2007, 09:26 PM
Tim Duncan apparently thinks he could be an excellent professional "piece of shit" if there was such a profession.

Spurs16212
04-17-2007, 09:29 PM
He can go to Hollywood and become the new Dr. Evil....

Spurs16212
04-17-2007, 09:35 PM
The new curly on the three stooges..... "wise guy eh.... want to fight"

Spurs16212
04-17-2007, 09:37 PM
The new spokesman for Rogaine......

JustSpurs
04-17-2007, 11:39 PM
Waiter at the next GTG...

bdubya
04-17-2007, 11:46 PM
Pirate captain. Just seems like he'd say "Yarrrr!" really well.

Zarko
04-18-2007, 12:13 AM
Jizz mopper at the local truck stop porno mart...

that is all that piece of shit deserves

cornbread
04-18-2007, 12:15 AM
Latrell might have an opening as a salesman at the rim shop.

beirmeistr
04-18-2007, 10:07 AM
Mascot for Rotorooter (since he is a P.O.S.)

RC's Boss
04-18-2007, 10:38 AM
Locked up in Beeville or Sugarland with a lifer for a cell mate

nkdlunch
04-18-2007, 10:55 AM
Replacement for Imus, "Joey in the Morning"

DarrinS
04-18-2007, 10:59 AM
Bathroom attendant

http://www.panopticist.com/graphics/improv_everywhere.gif

DarrinS
04-18-2007, 11:00 AM
Elephant poop cleaner upper.

http://www.whatsnextblog.com/archives/elephant_cleaner.jpg

LakerLanny
04-18-2007, 11:10 AM
Considering The Gnome was making over $300K for the last several years (not counting whatever amount he was getting for fixing games) while being without a doubt the worst official in professional sports, I don't think he will be in the job line any time soon.

Can you imagine being paid $300K a year to be completely incompetent at your job and not get fired when being publicly convicted of tax fraud?

Only in America.

mathbzh
04-18-2007, 11:12 AM
President of the USA?

DarrinS
04-18-2007, 11:23 AM
Can you imagine being paid $300K a year to be completely incompetent at your job and not get fired when being publicly convicted of tax fraud?

Only in America.


CEO's ?

Rummpd
04-18-2007, 03:21 PM
Old sad guy sitting in Hooters hoping for at least a kind look by the girls.

jaespur21
04-18-2007, 03:46 PM
bouncer @ a strip club so he can throw every1 out when they smile and laugh

nkdlunch
04-18-2007, 03:47 PM
his shinny head could be used as a disco ball in a club

Lebowski Brickowski
04-18-2007, 04:09 PM
Comedy Club Bouncer

"Yer outta here!"

nkdlunch
04-18-2007, 04:14 PM
http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/447horse5094870.jpg

judaspriestess
04-19-2007, 08:07 PM
The guy who makes pigs ejaculate at the pig farms

judaspriestess
04-19-2007, 08:10 PM
5)http://patentpending.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/quitcomplainingaboutyourjob11_3.JPG


this one is SICK FUNNY!!!!!! :lol

judaspriestess
04-19-2007, 08:14 PM
judaspriestess, you should've made this "top 100" (shit, even 1000)


Honestly with all the bickering and massive amounts of threads on this Joey Crawford thing, I didn't think anyone would respond, lol

Joey_Crawford
04-19-2007, 08:33 PM
Fixing the playoffs and gambling in Vegas. :lmao

judaspriestess
04-19-2007, 09:25 PM
Fixing the playoffs and gambling in Vegas. :lmao


LOL, becoming an IRS agent........

DarrinS
04-19-2007, 09:58 PM
I don't know about this one -- his arms might be too short.

http://www.bonesusvi.com/images/2006/Kelly%20and%20the%20cow.jpg

NBA Junkie
04-19-2007, 10:02 PM
Tax preparer at H & R Block.