God Damn it johngateswhitely

[TheSanityAnnex]

Take that ugly freckly whore out of your sig. No one wants to have to see that skank every time you post. At least Marisa is pretty hot, but Lohan? Fuck. Sigs should have to be approved by moderators.

[Marklar MM]

He likes girls with freckles.


to many freckles
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/85/250px-Freckled.jpg

[mardigan]

Damn, those gingers freak me out

[TxJudsonRocketTx]

TSA who was that asian bitch in your sig for the longest time?

[NorCal510]

i have to agree the lohan pics are nasty

[TheSanityAnnex]

TSA who was that asian bitch in your sig for the longest time?
A hot girl.

[johngateswhiteley]

Take that ugly freckly whore out of your sig. No one wants to have to see that skank every time you post. At least Marisa is pretty hot, but Lohan? Fuck. Sigs should have to be approved by moderators.

whats that? :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Lohan does nothing for me.



















Wait...................



















No, definitely nothing.

[TheSanityAnnex]

This may drive me to turn of sigs.

[Kori Ellis]

She's okay.

But this picture of her is horrible.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Lindsay_Lohan_-_Vanity_Fair.jpg

I don't know why you'd throw that one in there.

[Borosai]

Lohan, minus the insane freckles, is a good physical specimen for procreation...and recreation...and a few other ations.

[johngateswhiteley]

She's okay.

But this picture of her is horrible.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Lindsay_Lohan_-_Vanity_Fair.jpg

I don't know why you'd throw that one in there.


i love that pic Kori! drives me all wild inside... :hungry:

[ALVAREZ6]

She's okay.

But this picture of her is horrible.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Lindsay_Lohan_-_Vanity_Fair.jpg

I don't know why you'd throw that one in there.











fuck man, that is just beyond gross. She looks like an alien right there.

[nacho]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Misc/77.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Who's johngateswhitely?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

The only thing really attractive about her (okay two things) are that 1) she's got some nice funbags and 2) she's the kind of girl that would be a complete freak in bed.

Otherwise, she's not all that great. Go to a decent bar in Dallas and there's at least 30-40 women that are way hotter than Lohan.

[SrA Husker]

I'm going with the anti-jgw-signature folks here. Get her off my screen!

[ZStomp]

whats that? :lol


Damn- you have some fugly taste.

[johngateswhiteley]

Who's johngateswhitely?

exactly.

[johngateswhiteley]

dude that chick in your avatar has a nice ribcage

she's got the hottest ribcage ever.

[johngateswhiteley]

TSA who was that asian bitch in your sig for the longest time?

some girl that looked like a horse without makeup...

[scott]

Lohan looks good on the latest cover of GQ... but that pic is fucking nasty.

[sabar]

Between that sig and the walking corpse in your avatar...

[Kori Ellis]

Please limit yourselves to 3 freckle pictures per signature.

Thanks.

:)

[IX_Equilibrium]

Please limit yourselves to 3 freckle pictures per signature.

Thanks.

:)


Hi

[johngateswhiteley]

Please limit yourselves to 3 freckle pictures per signature.

Thanks.

:)

do you love my sig?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

do you love my sig?

Can you count?

[johngateswhiteley]

Can you count?

i thought she was joking. if she only wants me to have 3 b/c it affects page viewing, thats fine. if thats why, Kori, just pm me and i'll change it...

[CuckingFunt]

The only thing really attractive about her (okay two things) are that 1) she's got some nice funbags and 2) she's the kind of girl that would be a complete freak in bed.I'm guessing no. Girls that act so over-the-top in public tend to be boring when you bring them home. It's all for show.





And, jgw, the picture in your sig makes my eyeballs want to vomit.

[John Patrick]

I thought she was alright in some other pics,

but Im with the majority here.

[Horry For 3!]

Kori will ban jgw for having too many freckles in sig

[TheSanityAnnex]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

[J.T.]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

This calls for immediate execution. Banning is not enough.

[johngateswhiteley]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

i love the Pics, Lohan looks amazing! you guys are obnoxious...

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I'm guessing no. Girls that act so over-the-top in public tend to be boring when you bring them home. It's all for show.





And, jgw, the picture in your sig makes my eyeballs want to vomit.

Eh, I've hooked up with a few 'crazy in public' types, and they were every bit the wild child in bed.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

i love the Pics, Lohan looks amazing! you guys are sober...

Fify.

[Extra Stout]

jgw likes freckly heroin addicts. Marisa Miller has freckles and is almost as thin as a heroin addict, so that turns him on. At least she is actually attractive.

Lohan, however, 1) is a highly emaciated heroin addict, 2) has freckles to the point where it looks like she bathes in coffee grounds (her skin was in bad shape anyway thanks to drugs), 3) needs any variety of wigs and/or $1500 salon salvage jobs to make her falling-out-by-the-clump wispy addict hair look acceptable in pictures, and 4) has plastic breasts which look like baseballs glued to her chest.

No sane human being could find that attractive.

[johngateswhiteley]

jgw likes freckly heroin addicts. Marisa Miller has freckles and is almost as thin as a heroin addict, so that turns him on. At least she is actually attractive.

Lohan, however, 1) is a highly emaciated heroin addict, 2) has freckles to the point where it looks like she bathes in coffee grounds (her skin was in bad shape anyway thanks to drugs), 3) needs any variety of wigs and/or $1500 salon salvage jobs to make her falling-out-by-the-clump wispy addict hair look acceptable in pictures, and 4) has plastic breasts which look like baseballs glued to her chest.

No sane human being could find that attractive.

you're an idiot, Lindsay Lohan is smoke....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

you're an idiot, smoke enough crack and Lindsay is hot....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair extensions.

fify again.

[Extra Stout]

I think those are real because I have no frame of reference.

[Shelly]

you're an idiot, Lindsay Lohan is smoke....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair.

You do realize she has extension in her hair, right? As does Jessica Simpson, Eva Longeria, Britney (when she had hair).

[TheSanityAnnex]

No sigs today? sweet.

[johngateswhiteley]

You do realize she has extension in her hair, right? As does Jessica Simpson, Eva Longeria, Britney (when she had hair).

and?...i've dated girls who've had hair extensions...so? her hair is beautiful, as is her face.

[johngateswhiteley]

i think her boobs are real too

almost positive they are, besides, i am an expert. :) any time she is really skinny her boobs are small, while any time she gains weight her boobs are much bigger (thats just part of the evidence).

[gtownspur]

Lindsey Lohan not hot??

Wtf?

Some of you need to repent to da Lawd for your faggity transgressions.

[leemajors]

has gtownspur ever disagreed with jgw? the slurpfest continues.

[gtownspur]

has gtownspur ever disagreed with jgw? the slurpfest continues.

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

[Kevin Blackistone]

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

Isn't this the Colorado Buff fan? I guess he knows what it feels like to get pink socked by VY - twice.

[gtownspur]

Isn't this the Colorado Buff fan? I guess he knows what it feels like to get pink socked by VY - twice.


Wouldn't know, We just played VY on the feild, it was countless Longhorn groupies like yourself and Mookie who dropped the soap in the UT shower rooms.

[leemajors]

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

your lack of insight is astounding, seeing as i rarely say anything in response to nookie or cbf in the college sports forum. i respond to the drivel jgw posts more than GO HORNS GO. the few times i do interact with the later generations of vtown are here in the club.

[Kevin Blackistone]

Wouldn't know, We just played VY on the feild, it was countless Longhorn groupies like yourself and Mookie who dropped the soap in the UT shower rooms.

Dumbass, I'm not even a Longhorn, and I've said that before. One thing I know is - VY gave it to you and every other Buff alive sans lube. I saw it happen so I know it's true. You can't deny that, so I suggest you think twice before talking about VY giving it to anyone else.

[johngateswhiteley]

your lack of insight is astounding, seeing as i rarely say anything in response to nookie or cbf in the college sports forum. i respond to the drivel jgw posts more than GO HORNS GO. the few times i do interact with the later generations of vtown are here in the club.

your lack of judgment on beauty is astounding. Lindsay Lohan FTMFW!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

your lack of judgment on beauty is astounding. Lindsay Lohan has crabs, she's hot

Fixed it, again. This shit is getting old, jgw.

[johngateswhiteley]

JGW is the coolest poster ever, he's pretty much right about everything. i for one, wouldn't argue with him....

yeah.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Your post is about as lame a comeback as posting "lindsay ho-han for the mother fucking win".

:rolleyes

[johngateswhiteley]

i wish i was as cool as johngateswhiteley

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL ugly freckelly skinny chicks rule