X Nut Check X

[NO LIMIT ARMY COMMANDER]

Privates, check your privates.

[Dingle Barry]

I just found Tim Duncan's balls

[jaespur21]

where? in your mouth

[Dingle Barry]

where? in your mouth

zing!

[jaespur21]

touche'......yeah that 1 was too easy you left wide open

[ALVAREZ6]

Check the Spurs roster first. It seems to be lacking.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

[Kevin Blackistone]

This is for killin', this is for fun.

[boutons_]

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

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My Dingaling and accessories are just fine, it's the Spurs nuts that need checking.

[SpursWoman]

:tu

[bigfish22]

where? in your mouth


The proper comeback would have been:


Where? On your chin?

[sa_butta]

"Way to go a-hole! Let me try and find my balls here... 1, 2 and 3, good."

[Jack Bauer]

I once challenged Lance Armstrong to a game of "Who Has More Testicles?" I won by six.

[DarrinS]

Check. The boys are still there.

[DannyT]

All Accounted For.....but I Do Believe One Of Them Is Was Wounded In Action Last Night

[LilMissSPURfect]

squisshy at times but balls of steel in CRUNCH TIME!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b4/gulygeek/pix289.jpg?t=1177366642

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm rubbing them...oh yeah, they're there. Oh yeah that feels good. A little faster. A little faster. Oh yeah harder. Harder!

I'm done.

[hater]

hairy and waiting

[E20]

I love playoffs, everyone is riled up and takes every game seriously. It's all I do at school now, talk and argue about basketball.

[nkdlunch]

mis huevos estan rancheros

[ducks]

Privates, check your privates.
what about breast checks?

[braeden0613]

where's a rimshot when u need it

[mullet]

http://www.bumpernuts.com/nuts_o2.jpg

[spurspf]

Spurs fan in exile, when I first clicked on this thread I thought, "This is my rifle, this is my gun."LOL.

[cambrad]

where's a rimshot when u need it

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gif

[Summers]

touche'......yeah that 1 was too easy you left wide open

Ovaries still firmly tucked inside. :)

[conversekid]

Hopefully Duncan and Parker do a nut check.

[smeagol]

Tengo las pelotas puestas!

[Rick Von Braun]

:tu