Where's Dirkie?

[The Genius]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/dain2005/weeeeeya.jpg

Seriously, I can't find him. Someone get me a magnifying glass.

[sabar]

Apparently in the same place Duncan was.

[The Genius]

Apparently in the same place Duncan was.

What, Wisconsin?

[mFFL03]

i think nellie knows exactly what to do with Dirk...the rest of the team should step it up though

[theMUHMEshow]

Lmao @ _irk

[RonMexico]

Mvp

[Spurologist]

Pathetic for Dirkie. He had smaller players on him all game and never demanded the ball especially in the fourth quarter. Did he even make a shot in the fourth?? For a superstar MVP candidate? What a joke.

[theMUHMEshow]

Dirk Nowhereski?

[nkdlunch]

Dirt sucks. he should have taken it to the basket instead of jumpshooting over much smaller players.

[Shank]

Dirt sucks. he should have taken it to the basket instead of jumpshooting over much smaller players.

Not sure that he sucks overall, but he was definitely shit tonight. I don't understand how Dirk thinks he can pull off post moves from the top of the arc. Hey Dirk - when you have a 6'4" guard switched off to you, drag your white ass under the basket and post him up. When you have 2-3 dudes swarming to you - get a fucking clue and find the open man or try to make a move and collect the foul. Baron Davis does it. It can't be that hard. But please, for the love, stop playing like a pussy when the mean men on the other team aren't afraid of you and are looking to embarrass your ass.

But until you can figure out how to pull your vagina out of your purse for games that mean something, we fans can no longer defend you when people call you soft or a choker. Eventually, it makes sense to call a spade a spade.

Thank God the Spurs lost too or this board would be too much to handle right now. Misery loves company.

[trueD]

:lol Not surprisingly, the board is very quiet. I feel for all of ya. Though, it does make the matchups a little more interesting for "uninterested" parties.

Forget Dirk, where was Buckner and Stackhouse? Combined 34 mpt and 0-6 shooting, yikes.

[icem]

Dirk No-Ring-Ski

[jaespur21]

:blah :blah
Dirk Nowhereski?

[endrity]

The main problem is that our PGs, especially Terry, are horrible at passes into the post. Dirk has to set and reset very often and usually ends in the very high post and then has to back down his guy for quite a bit. It's not what Dallas is used to doing. San antonio on the other hand is much better, they get into their offensive set very quickly and the pass to Duncan is immediate, not telegraphed, sometimes while he is still setting up and while he is much closer to the basket. That one area has been a weakness of Dallas I remember even last year in the Phoenix or Miami series.

[boutons_]

"usually ends in the very high post"

That's where he WANTS to post, his favorite spot, not where he must post.

Dirk isn't a low post player.

[bonzi_isaspurskiller]

:lol @ the lack of mav fans posting after their embarrassing home loss.

[Shank]

:lol @ the lack of mav fans posting after their embarrassing home loss.

Guess you missed the last 10 pages or so of the Mavs/Warriors Game 1 thread.

[monosylab1k]

I'm sure glad we gave that big fuckin' contract to Erick Dampier to provide us with a strong low post presence...

[Crookshanks]

I'm certainly no fan of Dallas - their loss last night was a bright spot after the Spurs disappointing game. However, to play the devil's advocate - Tim and Dirk had pretty close stat lines. I believe Tim had 14pts and 10rbs - Dirk had 14pts and 12rbs - and both teams lost - that should tell you something!

[dallaskd]

If Dirk wasnt in Dallas and was in Seattle or Charlotte, no one would have any problem with him and few would bring him up.

[pking]

I'm far more pissed at AJ for that game than I am at Dirk.

[LakeShow]

Not sure that he sucks overall, but he was definitely shit tonight. I don't understand how Dirk thinks he can pull off post moves from the top of the arc. Hey Dirk - when you have a 6'4" guard switched off to you, drag your white ass under the basket and post him up. When you have 2-3 dudes swarming to you - get a fucking clue and find the open man or try to make a move and collect the foul. Baron Davis does it. It can't be that hard. But please, for the love, stop playing like a pussy when the mean men on the other team aren't afraid of you and are looking to embarrass your ass.

But until you can figure out how to pull your vagina out of your purse for games that mean something, we fans can no longer defend you when people call you soft or a choker. Eventually, it makes sense to call a spade a spade.

Thank God the Spurs lost too or this board would be too much to handle right now. Misery loves company.

Props for telling it like it is! :toast

[dallaskd]

Harris is the only one that showed up. George got way to many minutes. He needs to be our defender of the bench not our freakin center. Damp needs to play while Diop sits.

[dallaskd]

I like the way avery mixes up the lineups but some of those rotations were horrible. Avery was almost as bad as Pop.

[ponky]

Lmao @ _irk

this is pretty stupid (_irk) considering that he had two steals, three blocked shots and 12 boards, seven of them on the defensive end...bash dirk for having a poor offensive game all you want but c'mon, you'd think a pistons fan would know how to read some defensive stats properly

[clambake]

The stats don't reflect dirk watching his defensive assignment blow right by him to the basket, either. These teams played at two different speeds.

[monosylab1k]

Harris is the only one that showed up. George got way to many minutes. He needs to be our defender of the bench not our freakin center. Damp needs to play while Diop sits.

are you kidding me? Diop did just about everything right out there. Now i'm all for playing Damp more, but don't shortchange Diop.

as always, this team lives or dies based on what Dirk does. If he shows up, they will win.

[LakeShow]

are you kidding me? Diop did just about everything right out there. Now i'm all for playing Damp more, but don't shortchange Diop.

as always, this team lives or dies based on what Dirk does. If he shows up, they will win.

I've talked to several Maverick fans on other sites and they always give Dirk a pass when things don't go right. I have never understood that. Dirk is your so called best player, he should be held accountable for his actions as well. I must say its nice to see some Mav fans not giving him a bye, just because he's Dirk.

[clambake]

Once he gets rattled, it's over. They better pick up the speed, and fast. Don't look for GS to be content. They'll come out and stomp on dirk again. Harris will be key in the next game, if he can pull his whiny ass off the floor.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

The more i think about it, the mavs may not win the series. not because they aren't good enough...rather, they are just not tough mentally. When SA came back to win the series against the suns a few years back (when they had marbury) the Spurs had already known that they were champions, and they had that to give them confidence. Without that confidence and proof of being champions they are just another team--without anything show for their success, except their season record, and honestly for a neutered team like the mavs, I'm not sure they can handle the pressure.

Dirk Nodickstki and Josh Coward along w/ jerry "neandertal" Stackhouse must have a caught the pussy virus from van horn before he quit. O wait they were born with that nevermind. Oh and you can't forget good ol' Jason "my head is big enough to be planet" terry. WOW. IT"S OVER FOR THEM.

[Shank]

My, how clever.

[confined]

The more i think about it, the mavs may not win the series. not because they aren't good enough...rather, they are just not tough mentally. When SA came back to win the series against the suns a few years back (when they had marbury) the Spurs had already known that they were champions, and they had that to give them confidence. Without that confidence and proof of being champions they are just another team--without anything show for their success, except their season record, and honestly for a neutered team like the mavs, I'm not sure they can handle the pressure.

Dirk Nodickstki and Josh Coward along w/ jerry "neandertal" Stackhouse must have a caught the pussy virus from van horn before he quit. O wait they were born with that nevermind. Oh and you can't forget good ol' Jason "my head is big enough to be planet" terry. WOW. IT"S OVER FOR THEM.
i stopped reading after you said "pussy virus"...seriously grow up...and your team wasnt exactly ballin last night either...so stfu pussy virus...still cant believe you said that

[Ronaldo McDonald]

there is no reason for anyone to believe the mavs are tough enough mentally to overcome that tragic first game loss. Spurs on the otherhand have players that actually have proven something.

It's like what Mrs. Cleo told me when I called her 4 years ago to see if the mavs were going to beat the spurs in the WCF:
Until dare's a ring hun it don't matter a ting'.

[confined]

there is no reason for anyone to believe the mavs are tough enough mentally to overcome that tragic first game loss. Spurs on the otherhand have players that actually have proven something.

It's like what Mrs. Cleo told me when I called her 4 years ago to see if the mavs were going to beat the spurs in the WCF:
Until dare's a ring hun it don't matter a ting'.
haha so he tries to sound smart....
you gotta be kidding me about the tragic first game loss thing...what about 2 years ago vs houston...and last year vs the spurs and suns?

[pking]

there is no reason for anyone to believe the mavs are tough enough mentally to overcome that tragic first game loss. Spurs on the otherhand have players that actually have proven something.

It's like what Mrs. Cleo told me when I called her 4 years ago to see if the mavs were going to beat the spurs in the WCF:
Until dare's a ring hun it don't matter a ting'.


Oh, I thought the Mavs lost game 1 of the semis and the WCF last year and ended up winning those series. My mistake.


That first post was incredibly odd. While I didn't exactly agree with what was said, the first paragraph made some bit of sense and had some semblance of intelligence but then you just went off the deep end and sounded like a kid old with your pathetic immature insults that made NO SENSE.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

yea, Duncan was injured last year. And so what? You beat Houston? You're facing Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady both in contention w/ the Dirk for MVP Most Valuable Pussy.

Oh and u beat f'ng an Amareless suns.

[confined]

yea, Duncan was injured last year. And so what? You beat Houston? You're facing Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady both in contention w/ the Dirk for MVP Most Valuable Pussy.

Oh and u beat f'ng an Amareless suns.
ok obviously duncan was not injured last year, he averaged 30 some points against dallas...and please stop trying to sound like you're a badass... u said pussy virus a couple posts ago...stfu

[mavs>spurs2]

^lol

[Ronaldo McDonald]

ok obviously duncan was not injured last year, he averaged 30 some points against dallas...and please stop trying to sound like you're a badass... u said pussy virus a couple posts ago...stfu

so if someone scores 30 they aren't injured or hampered by anything?

c'mon. Great players RISE to the occasion. don't give me that bull. it was obvious he was injured. He woulda' scored 50 in every if he wasn't my friend, instead he had to settle for a mediocre 30. He would have dwarfed that average and you know it if he would have been healthy.

[PerforatedNeckline]

i hate it when people break out words like "neanderthal" only to spell them wrong. how tiresome.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

i hate it when people break out words like "neanderthal" only to spell them wrong. how tiresome.

sorry mr. biologist. It's not actually in my everyday vocabulary. Kinda' how championship isn't in yours

[confined]

so if someone scores 30 they aren't injured or hampered by anything?

c'mon. Great players RISE to the occasion. don't give me that bull. it was obvious he was injured. He woulda' scored 50 in every if he wasn't my friend, instead he had to settle for a mediocre 30. He would have dwarfed that average and you know it if he would have been healthy.
he looked fine to me...and no one is gonna average 50 points in the playoffs...teams tend to ajust

[mavs>spurs2]

sorry mr. biologist.

:wtf :stfu

[Ronaldo McDonald]

btw neandertal is right dipshit. go to dictionary.com. You can spell it both ways

[Ronaldo McDonald]

he looked fine to me...and no one is gonna average 50 points in the playoffs...teams tend to ajust

he may have looked fine, but what he had wrong w/ his ankle last year all season long doens't just go away in the playoffs. As you probably know duncan tends to show no expression. Duh

[confined]

sorry mr. biologist. It's not actually in my everyday vocabulary. Kinda' how championship isn't in yours
ummmm he's a spurs fan too buddy

[confined]

he may have looked fine, but what he had wrong w/ his ankle last year all season long doens't just go away in the playoffs. As you probably know duncan tends to show no expression. Duh
then how could you know if he was injured or not...if he doesnt show it or play like it..2+2 doesnt equal 5

[Ronaldo McDonald]

So a player has to show that he has something wrong w/ him? See: MJ and others. It's pretty well known that he was injured for much of last season.

[confined]

So a player has to show that he has something wrong w/ him? See: MJ and others. It's pretty well known that he was injured for much of last season.
obviously not to the point that it effected his game in the playoffs...and again he averaged like 30 points...and idk how u could think that his injury WAS infact bothering if he did dominate that much in the series

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Mj dominated, I.T. dominated, I.A. dominated, Kobe has dominated. Every great player will play almost as well injured, if not better becasue they are going out to prove even more

[confined]

Mj dominated, I.T. dominated, I.A. dominated, Kobe has dominated. Every great player will play almost as well injured, if not more becasue they are going out to prove even more
are you saying duncan would have played worse if he was healthy? cuz ur contradicting yourself big time here by saying you only beat us cuz duncan was injured, but then you say that he plays better when injured...so ur actually complimenting the mavs...i appreciate it :clap

[Ronaldo McDonald]

I don't take anyone without any brains seriously; kind of like how I don't take any team w/o any balls seriously

learn how to comprehend.

He played great for being injured. Just imagine him being healthy. He had no bankshot last year, and he was slow to run down the court. Statistically he was good, but he was a step slow and that didn't show on the stat sheet. In fact, the sole reason why he was awesome was because of how shitty both of your bigs are.

[confined]

I don't take anyone without any brains seriously; kind of like how I don't take any team w/o any balls seriously

learn how to comprehend
dictionary.com teach you those words pussy virus?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

no van horn made it possible

[Ronaldo McDonald]

"dddddictioooonary....ccccom ttteach yyou hhow to uuuuu-uuuuse those wwwords ppppusssy vvvvvirus"?

WTF?

[confined]

no van horn made it possible
cuz van horn is on our team now right?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

no but dirk got it via anal sex w/ van horn prob. It was wild fire from then on i guess

[confined]

no but dirk got it via anal sex w/ van horn prob. It was wild fire from then on i guess
good one :rolleyes ...you gonna call dirk a stupid-head next?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

No Dirk Nodickstki will do just fine thank you. I'm trying to stay true to his character here

[Ronaldo McDonald]

you crack me up

[Fillmoe]

hes somewhere beating up on exercise bikes

[Ronaldo McDonald]

crack...hmmm that's what the mavs do when it really matters

[confined]

crack...hmmm that's what the mavs do when it really matters
omg you better be joking

[Ronaldo McDonald]

You my friend are clueless. I have been fucking with you this whole time.

[confined]

You my friend are clueless. I have been fucking with you this whole time.
ok...i really dont care...its just really annoying of you to make up stupid nick names for dirk and howard...like they are obviously better than you at basketball...