Ouch...Josh Howard Got Punk'd... [Archive]

LEONARD

04-26-2007, 09:48 AM

by his GF...

Earlier in the season he missed a game to be with his GF while she gave birth to their kid...

Now it turns out it wasn't his...DOH!! :oops :bang

01Snake

04-26-2007, 10:02 AM

by his GF...

Earlier in the season he missed a game to be with his GF while she gave birth to their kid...

Now it turns out it wasn't his...DOH!! :oops :bang

No way! :lol

I H8 Mavs Fans

04-26-2007, 10:11 AM

Did it come out White?

hater

04-26-2007, 10:11 AM

kid came out looking like a german caveman.

mullet

04-26-2007, 10:16 AM

HAhah :lol

cornbread

04-26-2007, 10:16 AM

pwned.

I H8 Mavs Fans

04-26-2007, 10:17 AM

I hope she gave his stupid ass the clap. Fucking loser can't even keep his bitch in check.

Tigole Bitties

04-26-2007, 10:33 AM

Just because the kid doesn't look like a mule?

LEONARD

04-26-2007, 10:35 AM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

I H8 Mavs Fans

04-26-2007, 10:38 AM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

But while he's not on the team he's a dumbass for not keeping his bitch in check.

LilMissSPURfect

04-26-2007, 10:38 AM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

prolly

but BLUE pj's = HATE :p:

I H8 Mavs Fans

04-26-2007, 11:06 AM

LOL YOU'RE HARD BRO. I BET YOU KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK. HAHAHAHAHAH

Shit, if I was a millionaire, I'd GPS her car, tap her phone, have surveillence on her 24/7. All while I'm banging her hot sister. Just can't trust some women these days, they will step out on you like its nothing.

mardigan

04-26-2007, 11:11 AM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...
Well yea we would take him, thats not what this is about is it? You shouldnt have brought it up if you didnt want the hate

TDMVPDPOY

04-26-2007, 11:26 AM

it came out lookin like avery i bet yah

stretch

04-26-2007, 11:28 AM

by his GF...

Earlier in the season he missed a game to be with his GF while she gave birth to their kid...

Now it turns out it wasn't his...DOH!! :oops :bang
You sure that it was his GF?

Islymore

04-26-2007, 11:37 AM

i dont think she was his GF, but that is messed up. dude missed 2 games to see someone else's baby be born. he was really excited about that too... glad that now he says he's gonna be "married, next time that happens"... right...

NBA Junkie

04-26-2007, 11:38 AM

Is there a link to this story?

DarrinS

04-26-2007, 11:39 AM

Here's a picture of the baby

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/2005/02/07/cuban_mark250.jpg

NBA Junkie

04-26-2007, 11:41 AM

Here's a picture of the baby

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/2005/02/07/cuban_mark250.jpg

A bastard in more ways than one.

Islymore

04-26-2007, 12:00 PM

From the ESPN - TRUEHOOP INTERVIEW:

For a second there in the middle of this season, it seemed like you might be a dad. (Howard missed the last two games of January to attend the birth of a child that later proved, he says, not to be his.)
The way it worked out was a blessing for me. Parenthood is nothing I'm ready for. Things happened, and now I have moved on. I know what to do now. Believe me, next time you hear that, I'll be married.

Is that going to be soon?
I'm about to be 27. I'm going to enjoy my twenties.

Fillmoe

04-26-2007, 12:00 PM

:lol :lol :lol

Carrot Top

04-26-2007, 12:01 PM

:lmao :lmao :lmao

jmard5

04-26-2007, 12:24 PM

Wow. Did they undergo a DNA test or did his GF just own up?

SpursDynasty

04-26-2007, 12:35 PM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

I wouldn't want Howard on the Spurs. He has no killer instinct and has this scared look on his face when they're not winning.

Plus, players need to know the basics of when to use certain timeouts.

LEONARD

04-26-2007, 12:35 PM

I wouldn't want Howard on the Spurs. He has no killer instinct and has this really fragile scared look on his face when they're not winning.

:lol

More genius from Jeff... :lol :lol

spursfan09

04-26-2007, 10:22 PM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

Yeah right! We need someone who can value a time out.

nsrammstein

04-26-2007, 10:36 PM

Spurs fans are still bitter about not drafting Josh Howard in 2003.

Fillmoe

04-26-2007, 10:49 PM

spurs fucked up on leandro barbosa

J.T.

04-26-2007, 10:52 PM

LOL...gotta love the Howard hate from Spurs fans...who would take him on their team in a heartbeat...

I'd take a lot of players from teams I hate on the Spurs. That's the weird thing about sports. A lot of good players are hated by fans of other teams just because of the uniform they wear, but if they ever get traded to that fan's team, everyone hops on the bandwagon.

Only time it's happened with the Spurs and I didn't really hate the guy before is Finley. Always liked the guy. It's easier when players are nice and arent assholes on court or with the media. But I didn't like the guy as much when he was in blue.

50 cent

04-26-2007, 11:10 PM

So.....was it kinda like this, except the other way around?

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/owned/OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

50 cent

04-26-2007, 11:20 PM

Here's a picture of the baby

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/2005/02/07/cuban_mark250.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Carrot Top

04-26-2007, 11:59 PM

I wouldn't want Howard on the Spurs. He has no killer instinct and has this scared look on his face when they're not winning.

Plus, players need to know the basics of when to use certain timeouts.

He is to young for the spurs. :lol :lol :lol

fijian_cholo

04-27-2007, 01:16 AM

by his GF...

Earlier in the season he missed a game to be with his GF while she gave birth to their kid...

Now it turns out it wasn't his...DOH!! :oops :bang

this is one of those priceless moments man

i bet the baby looks like cuban

RonMexico

04-27-2007, 02:16 AM

All-Star

Rosie O'Donnell

04-27-2007, 02:37 AM

All-Star

:reading and then

Extra Stout

04-27-2007, 09:16 AM

Amare_32

04-27-2007, 08:15 PM

:lol

Texas_Ranger

04-27-2007, 08:21 PM

Very funny. morons.

ALVAREZ6

04-27-2007, 08:28 PM

Damn...sucks for him.

What a nappy headed ho.

I don't care too much though, he's a Mav.

lurker

04-27-2007, 09:12 PM

Yeah, what a dumbass for trying to be a decent guy instead of pulling an Eddie Murphy. :lol

Sweetie

04-29-2007, 04:09 PM

That was his exgirlfriend that had that baby, which they broke up because he thought she cheated which seems to be valid since the baby turned out not to be his. He has a new girlfriend. GO MAVS!!!

Sweetie

04-30-2007, 05:38 PM

That was his exgirlfriend that had that baby, which he broke up with her because he thought she cheated, which seems to be true since the baby turned out not to be his. He thought the baby was his because the baby had long arms and big feet and was 19 inches long when he was born, so I could assume why he would think it was his baby, but he took a DNA test just to be sure because he still believed that she had cheated and just to be on the safe side he wanted to make sure that it was his baby which now he knows its not.