How Big Is Your Turkey?

[Kori Ellis]

I was wondering how big of a turkey you are cooking for Thanksgiving and how you are preparing it.

We have a 24 pound turkey.

[timvp]

How Big Is Your Turkey?

:smokin

[SequSpur]

Exactly.

[Shelly]

:rolleyes

:lol

13+ lbs. since it's just the 4 of us.

[tlongII]

I have a very large turkey.

[samikeyp]

6 pound Turkey breast and 1 pound ham. Just four of us.

[TNT21]

its a bucket of KFC Chicken and a bigg ass thing of mashed potatoes!! Just kidding, I got a 20 lb turkey for two people, this means I'll be eating turkey till the fourth of july!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't know, I'll ask Mom.

It'll just be three of us and two dogs.

[samikeyp]

its a bucket of KFC Chicken and a bigg ass thing of mashed potatoes!! Just kidding, I got a 20 lb turkey for two people, this means I'll be eating turkey till the fourth of july!

Don't worry...sometime during the holidays...the Express News food section will come out with its "Leftover turkey recipes" That should help. :)

[Jimcs50]

I don't know, 5'6"-5'7" maybe?

Duff, how big are you, man?

:)

[Drachen]

This is just a little too easy.

[Useruser666]

A little personal isn't it?

[Shelly]

http://j-walkblog.com/blog/images1/turkey.jpg

[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol

[Yonivore]

:lmao

[Shelly]

http://hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2003.11.28/turkey.jpg

[Shelly]

http://www.funny-city.com/photos/images/0431.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.adagrin.com/lists/images/seasonal/Thanksgiving%20cartoon.gif

[Yonivore]

Okay, I was looking for more funny turky pictures and came across this...
http://www.teddwebb.com/tickle_me/misc/santa_tombstone.jpg
...now, that's just wrong!

[Yonivore]

mouse baby picture!
http://www.teddwebb.com/tickle_me/misc/wow-kid_problem.jpg

[Duff McCartney]

15 pound turkey...brined in a mixture of honey, salt, vegetable broth, and water for 12 hours.

Then in the oven with a mixture of star anise, cinnamon, and hickory wood...for flavor.

[iminlakerland]

22lb turkey for us 7 people...i get to cook thanksgiving dinner once again. I just use my mommies recipe. We usually marinate the damn thing with salt, cinammon, and red pepper and a hint of black pepper.

Then it goes into an oven bag with a lil bit of flour at the bottom so the turkey dosnt stick to the bag...and let it cook in its own juices so that it dosnt get dry and stays juicy :)

[samikeyp]

its not the size of your turkey...its how you baste it! :lol

[Useruser666]

its not the size of your turkey...its how you baste it! :lol

Well I am known as a master baster! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well I am known as a master baster! :lol

I can attest to this. My drinks kept getting shaken from a beating under the table at the GTG.

Even when SW was in the bathroom, too.

[toosmallshoes]

I'm not sure how big the Turkey at my house will be, but i have a fun story to share.
My Mother used to teach a Weight Watchers class and she told her class to eat slowley during the first 20 minutes of their meal, because after 20 minutes you start to feel full. So as a result of that my brother and I came up with a mantra that we repeat before every Thanksgiving meal. That mantra: "The first 20 minutes are crucial". We set a timer and eat as much as we can in the first 20 minutes of the meal. Knowledge is power... and can cause severe heartburn.

[SpursWoman]

I can attest to this. My drinks kept getting shaken from a beating under the table at the GTG.

Even when SW was in the bathroom, too.



:lol :rollin

[Useruser666]

I can attest to this. My drinks kept getting shaken from a beating under the table at the GTG.

Even when SW was in the bathroom, too.

That's when mouse took over.

[CosmicCowboy]

you guys are sooooo old fashioned...we drink our thanksgiving dinner...

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey04.html

http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs5/turkey04_06.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

seriously...I am smoking a 20 pound turkey on the watersmoker with rosemary and pecan wood...that plus a ham for about a dozen people...

[DrRich]

Deep Frying about a 12 lb'er!!

[CosmicCowboy]

I quit frying turkeys about five years ago when it got the be the "cool" thing to do hehehe...it is a royal pain in the ass for just one bird coonsidering you have to buy 4 or 5 gallons of oil for a medium size bird...I would do several at a time for us and friends...

[JoeChalupa]

I love fried turkey!! We got our complimentary HEB 20 lber.