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Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 12:59 PM
I feel so left out of the conversation.

ATRAIN
07-12-2007, 01:02 PM
I feel so left out of the conversation.

which convo there were so many random ones.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 01:08 PM
The second one.

ATRAIN
07-12-2007, 01:33 PM
So what did you eat Pee wee?

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:00 PM
I am a freelancer and work from home. I don't have any co-workers to make fun of. I suddenly feel very left out.

I have a lance you could free.

had to throw it out there.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:01 PM
I work with a bunch of dudes. Best group of guys you can work with.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:02 PM
All of them are cool except that one fucking prick.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:03 PM
The Texans will go 9-7 this season.

More like 5-13.

There should be no football in Houston, at all.

That city has produced the shittiest football teams ever.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:04 PM
Hey, the Oilers were really good for a few years ...


... In the regular season.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:04 PM
So what did you eat Pee wee?

A fucking ham and cheese sandwich and a fucking peanut butter sandwich.

I'm fucking pissed!!!!!!!!!

I want my baby Jew blood!!!

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:05 PM
All of them are cool except that one fucking prick.

Go ahead, let it all out.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:05 PM
I still want my Chinese food. My mom called to go shopping in a bit so we are gonna eat first, at our favorite Chinese restaurant. My treat. I am such a good daughter!

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:05 PM
Screw you all. The Texans will win a Super Bowl before the faggot Cowboys.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:06 PM
Hey, the Oilers were really good for a few years ...


... In the regular season.

The Oilers were never any good.

It was just fantastic disappointment after fantastic disappointment.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:06 PM
wait wait wait ... peewee and sandra work together? I thougth Midge and peewee worked together. But two librarians with that attitude in one place would be too much so maybe I am wrong.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:07 PM
All of them are cool except that one fucking prick.

Everything went well. He shook your hand.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:08 PM
wait wait wait ... peewee and sandra work together? I thougth Midge and peewee worked together. But two librarians with that attitude in one place would be too much so maybe I am wrong.

Who is peewee?

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:08 PM
I still want my Chinese food. My mom called to go shopping in a bit so we are gonna eat first, at our favorite Chinese restaurant. My treat. I am such a good daughter!

Will there be bits of real chinese people in the food??

Try the Mandarin fried uterus rolls, they are delicious!!!!

The aborted Mongolian children soup is to die for.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:08 PM
Everything went well. He shook your hand.

He's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him for coming that close to me after the shit he did. I would've beat his ass and his daughter's ass.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:09 PM
wait wait wait ... peewee and sandra work together? I thougth Midge and peewee worked together. But two librarians with that attitude in one place would be too much so maybe I am wrong.

Peewee and I do work together. We have a very vulgar work environment.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:09 PM
Screw you all. The Texans will win a Super Bowl before the faggot Cowboys.

Yeah, because the city of Houston has produced so many NFL titles.

By the way, when was the last time Houston made it to the SuperBowl?

Yeah . . . that's what I thought.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:11 PM
Since when does the past dictate what will happen in the future?

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:11 PM
He's lucky I didn't beat the shit out of him for coming that close to me after the shit he did. I would've beat his ass and his daughter's ass.

You shook his hand????

I would have taken his hand, pulled him in, and kneed him in the balls.
Then, as he's in the floor doing his little "I got kneed in the balls" dance, I'd make out with his daughter . . . whether she liked it or not.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:12 PM
Since when does the past dictate what will happen in the future?

You gotta have a winning tradition to, you know, win.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:12 PM
That was my first instinct but I promised I would be on my best behavior.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:13 PM
hold on, what did Sandra's coworker do?

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:13 PM
You gotta have a winning tradition to, you know, win.

So the Bucs had a winning tradition when they won? Or the Colts or the Ravens or the Red Sox or the White Sox?

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:14 PM
Since when does the past dictate what will happen in the future?
Well, in the past the Texans have made shitty personnel decisions and they are currently making shitty personnel decisions, so it goes without saying that in the future they will prolly make shitty personnel decisions as well.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:14 PM
That was my first instinct but I promised I would be on my best behavior.

Sometimes, you gotta go with your first instinct.

Sandra would've forgiven you, I'm sure.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:15 PM
hold on, what did Sandra's coworker do?

It won't be discussed.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:17 PM
Well, in the past the Texans have made shitty personnel decisions and they are currently making shitty personnel decisions, so it goes without saying that in the future they will prolly make shitty personnel decisions as well.

Like signing Eddie George, trading for Drew Henson, getting rid of Parcells for Wade Phillips or signing a 33 year old TO? Do they need to make great personnel decisions like that?

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:18 PM
So the Bucs had a winning tradition when they won? Or the Colts or the Ravens or the Red Sox or the White Sox?

I'll give you the Bucs. Yeah, they were perennial loosers, but they had some pretty bad ass uniforms. That goes a long way.

Anyway, all the other teams all had winning traditions at one point.

Colts - Johnny Unitas. Several NFL titles in the late 60s and early 70s.
Ravens - They were the old Colts (see above)
Red Sox - Ted Williams and what not, plus they had a title win before the whole Babe Ruth thing.
White Sox - They rhyme with Red Sox.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:19 PM
It won't be discussed.

He pissed on Midge's leg.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:20 PM
Like signing Eddie George, trading for Drew Henson, getting rid of Parcells for Wade Phillips or signing a 33 year old TO? Do they need to make great personnel decisions like that?

No, like not loosing a 32 point lead to the second-string quarterback (Frank Reich) of the Buffalo Bills in the playoffs. They same year that the Cowboys raped the Bills in the Super Bowl.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:20 PM
Like signing Eddie George, trading for Drew Henson, getting rid of Parcells for Wade Phillips or signing a 33 year old TO? Do they need to make great personnel decisions like that?
And even with all of that, we still made the playoffs last year and will again this year.

Must suck to play in the AFC :lol

Richard Cranium
07-12-2007, 03:20 PM
I like the Seahawks.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:22 PM
Sometimes, you gotta go with your first instinct.

Sandra would've forgiven you, I'm sure.

No, I wouldn't have.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:25 PM
No, I wouldn't have.

Yea, you would have.

Deep down inside you know that.

Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down inside.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:27 PM
And even with all of that, we still made the playoffs last year and will again this year.

Must suck to play in the AFC :lol

Yeah because if the Cowboys were in the AFC they wouldn't even sniff the playoffs. By the way, how did that playoff game go last season?

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:27 PM
Yeah because if the Cowboys were in the AFC they wouldn't even sniff the playoffs. By the way, how did that playoff game go last season?
Better than yours :)

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:28 PM
Yeah because if the Cowboys were in the AFC they wouldn't even sniff the playoffs. By the way, how did that playoff game go last season?

By the way, how many times have the Texans made it to the playoffs??

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:29 PM
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Hey, baby :eyebrows It's just you and me.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:29 PM
Who give a fuck about making the playoffs if you are out in the first round? The ring is all that matters. The Cowboys season ended the same as the Texans season. Without a ring.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:30 PM
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Haahaha, now it's a midge sandwich.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 03:30 PM
All of them are cool except that one fucking prick.Must be the one SilBlack thinks is "cute".

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:31 PM
Who give a fuck about making the playoffs if you are out in the first round? The ring is all that matters. The Cowboys season ended the same as the Texans season. Without a ring.

Said the bitter fan with the shitty team.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 03:31 PM
And even with all of that, we still made the playoffs last year and will again this year. Spoken like a true Mav Fan.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:31 PM
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Haahaha, now it's a midge sandwich.

Fucking Midge, that's one fine sandwich.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:32 PM
Said the bitter fan with the shitty team.

Since the Cowboys fell ass backwards into a wild card slot they aren't a shitty team?

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:33 PM
And dammit, I'm not bitter. I understand they suck and aren't a good team. I'm not delusional like Cowboys fans.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 03:33 PM
Screw you all. The Texans will win a Super Bowl before the faggot Cowboys.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:33 PM
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Melmart1, Silver21_Black20

Hey, baby :eyebrows It's just you and me.

Dim the lights.
Play some slow music.
Get the whipped cream ready.

GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:34 PM
Since the Cowboys fell ass backwards into a wild card slot they aren't a shitty team?

I'm not sure any team making it to the playoffs is considered a shitty team.

However, a team with a sub .500 record certainly does.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 03:35 PM
I am a freelancer and work from home.Kitchee-kitchee ya-ya-ya-yaaa
Kitchee-kitchee ya-ya-heee-yaaa

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:35 PM
The 8-8 Giants made the playoffs and they sucked balls.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:36 PM
And dammit, I'm not bitter. I understand they suck and aren't a good team. I'm not delusional like Cowboys fans.

Dallas Cowboys = 5 Super Bowl wins, 9 appearances
Houston Oilers/Texans (they've gotten two tries at this) = Nothing at all.

Dude, you're starting to sound like all those puto Suns fans on the Spurs Forum.

Watch out now.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:38 PM
Football talk is boring.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:40 PM
Dallas Cowboys = 5 Super Bowl wins, 9 appearances
Houston Oilers/Texans (they've gotten two tries at this) = Nothing at all.

Dude, you're starting to sound like all those puto Suns fans on the Spurs Forum.

Watch out now.

I'm not Suns fan. I'm not making bullshit excuses.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:42 PM
Football talk is boring.
How about if I stop talking football and entertain you? We can let the boys go off on the pigskin.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:45 PM
How about if I stop talking football and entertain you? We can let the boys go off on the pigskin.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Or we can converse through pm's so we won't disturb the boys. ;)

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Now that's what I'm talking about. Or we can converse through pm's so we won't disturb the boys. ;)

I love it when the women folk know their place.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 03:47 PM
SilverBlack's sig kicks ass.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:48 PM
I'm not Suns fan. I'm not making bullshit excuses.

No, but your blasting a team with a winning tradition like the Suns fans do.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:49 PM
SilverBlack's sig kicks ass.

It would look like me, but you'd have to add about 200 lbs . . . in the crotchular area.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 03:50 PM
I love it when the women folk know their place.

No. I just want to keep the sexy talk between Mel and I.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:53 PM
No. I just want to keep the sexy talk between Mel and I.

Is there any way you can forward those pm's to me??

I've been kinda lonely as of late.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:53 PM
Which means that I haven't gotten any action.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:54 PM
I am gonna send Sandra nudie pics of me.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:56 PM
I am gonna send Sandra nudie pics of me.

This isn't even fair.

Fuck it, I'll pay for them.
How much??

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 03:57 PM
Hahaha, peewee must be lonely, he wants to pay for nudies and he doesn't know what I look like. So what did you do to piss the wife off since you aren't getting any?

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 03:58 PM
Hahaha, peewee must be lonely, he wants to pay for nudies and he doesn't know what I look like. So what did you do to piss the wife off since you aren't getting any?

Got her pregnant.

Can I have the nudies now?

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 04:06 PM
KICK ASS!!! My boss just sent me another free purse. I looove it, its purdy!

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 04:07 PM
Hey Mel, Pic #3 was fan 'fuckin' tastic!!!!

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 04:10 PM
Hey Mel, Pic #3 was fan 'fuckin' tastic!!!!

You likey? Does this mean you wanna be my scissor sister?

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 04:12 PM
You likey? Does this mean you wanna be my scissor sister?

Uh sure ... if I knew what that meant. :oops :lol

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 04:14 PM
I love watching chicks rub cunts.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I love watching chicks rub cunts.

You're not the only one.

I wonder if the cunts are shaved or if they're afro-style.

Silver21_Black20
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I love watching chicks rub cunts.

Is that what scissor sister means?

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
I've always imagined Melmart with an afro bush.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 04:30 PM
I've always imagined Melmart with an afro bush.

Sweet!!

Something to get lost in.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 04:32 PM
Peloooo...Peloooo.

midgetonadonkey
07-12-2007, 04:34 PM
Peloooo...Peloooo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjY15gpHGcI

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 05:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjY15gpHGcI

:lol :lol

"That shit looked like it was smuggling a Commadore."

"The whole room smelled like carne asada."

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 07:02 PM
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that pw's lc is not a midge troll.

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 07:29 PM
I am gonna send Sandra nudie pics of me.
There once was a time when Melmart wanted to send nudie pics to me, but now it seems her love's grown cold. :depressed

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 07:57 PM
I need to create a female troll so I can get that hussy sending something my way.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 08:23 PM
:lol I would be able to tell. I am pretty sure of it.

Jekka
07-12-2007, 08:25 PM
I am gonna send Sandra nudie pics of me.
And yet again I am out of the loop. Dammit.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 08:33 PM
:lol I would be able to tell. I am pretty sure of it.Without using mod powers? Not a chance.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 08:34 PM
You underestimate my feminine side.

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 08:34 PM
Holy crap. Did I just say that?

ShoogarBear
07-12-2007, 08:34 PM
That sounds like something midge would say.

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 08:35 PM
You underestimate my feminine side.Well, South Park Shoog IS wearing earrings.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 08:40 PM
There once was a time when Melmart wanted to send nudie pics to me, but now it seems her love's grown cold. :depressed

Don't feel bad, she hasn't sent anything to me.

But, I've tried . . . oh, I've tried.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 08:42 PM
I'm moving on to Spurfect

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 10:15 PM
I'm moving on to Spurfect
hussy!

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 10:20 PM
hussy!

It's too hard to get to you, so I'm moving on.

You ripped my heart to shreds.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 10:24 PM
too hard to get to me? after about 20 posts of trying? :lol you fucking lazy mexican!

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 10:27 PM
too hard to get to me? after about 20 posts of trying? :lol you fucking lazy mexican!

That equals 20 dates.

That's 15 too many.

But, I'll try some more.

I'll have to ask Sandra what it was that she did to get you.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 10:34 PM
PeeWee's wee-wee needs some love.

At this point, even the lazy-eyed Ashbeeigh is looking like a decent alternative.
Well, not to decent.

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 10:36 PM
At this point, even the lazy-eyed Ashbeeigh is looking like a decent alternative.Now you're just fishing for pity sex.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Now you're just fishing for pity sex.

yes I am.

are you willing?

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 10:44 PM
yes I am.

are you willing?To be your consolation Melmart?

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 10:46 PM
PeeWee's wee-wee needs some love.

At this point, even the lazy-eyed Ashbeeigh is looking like a decent alternative.
Well, not to decent.
Well, takes it up the ass so you don't have to actually look at her. If you are qucik and keep your eyes closed, it will be OK. You don't even have to prep her, the gape doesnt' close anymore, or so I have heard.

(cue CF flinching again at the mention of the gape).

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 10:48 PM
(cue CF flinching again at the mention of the gape).

Oh, the horror.

Its probably as crooked as her smile.

Melmart1
07-12-2007, 10:50 PM
Oh, the horror.

Its probably as crooked as her smile.
:lmao ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 10:51 PM
:lmao ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?Or one small enough to not make it an issue.

peewee's lovechild
07-12-2007, 11:03 PM
ashbeigh has a crooked anus? So would peewee need a crooked weewee to shag her?


Or one small enough to not make it an issue.

Yep to both.

How 'bout I get a Melmart-CF sandwich??

That would be soooooo sweet.

CuckingFunt
07-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Yep to both.

How 'bout I get a Melmart-CF sandwich??

That would be soooooo sweet.
Hmmm... would I entertain a small, crooked wee-wee for some fun time with Melmart?

Decisions, decisions...

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Its Friday, should I be this bored?

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 09:53 AM
Hmmm... would I entertain a small, crooked wee-wee for some fun time with Melmart?

Decisions, decisions...

I say yes.

Hell, I don't even have to do anything . . . as long as you and Melmart do what you got to do.

Damn it, now I'm horny!!

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 09:56 AM
I say yes.

Hell, I don't even have to do anything . . . as long as you and Melmart do what you got to do.

Damn it, now I'm horny!!

Go run into a wall with your hands on your hips....that always helps me

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 09:57 AM
Go run into a wall with your hands on your hips....that always helps me

He would break his nose.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 09:59 AM
He would break his nose.

Damn thats cause he has a small nose too

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:09 AM
I just don't want to break my dick.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:11 AM
I'm gettin hungy.

I feel like have a Melmart ass sandwich with some french fried CuckingFunt nipples . . . maybe a large Flea piss.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:16 AM
I'm gettin hungy.

I feel like have a Melmart ass sandwich with some french fried CuckingFunt nipples . . . maybe a large Flea piss.


wow I was craving the same thing!!!

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:18 AM
wow I was craving the same thing!!!

We're kindred spirits.

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 10:19 AM
I'm fucking hungry as hell this morning, but have wasted so much time that I probably won't get to breakfast before I have to head to work.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:20 AM
I'm fucking hungry as hell this morning, but have wasted so much time that I probably won't get to breakfast before I have to head to work.


I would have brought you breakfast in bed

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 10:21 AM
I loooooove breakfast in bed.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:22 AM
I would have brought you breakfast in bed

I am her breakfast in bed.

I just gave her "Chorizo con Huevos".

Tomorrow I'll show up with cowboy boots and give her some "Huevos Rancheros".

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 10:23 AM
I am her breakfast in bed.

I just gave her "Chorizo con Huevos".

Tomorrow I'll show up with cowboy boots and give her some "Huevos Rancheros".
Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:24 AM
Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.

LOL!!!!!

CF, I love you.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:27 AM
Sorry, ATRAIN, peewee out breakfasted you.


Son of a bitch!!! I hate when he does that!! I would bring you breakfast in bed then give you a whole body massage for an hour.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:35 AM
Son of a bitch!!! I hate when he does that!! I would bring you breakfast in bed then give you a whole body massage for an hour.

Na, she's not into that.

She prefers a message after sex.
Trust me, I know.

You're falling behind, man.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:38 AM
Na, she's not into that.

She prefers a message after sex.
Trust me, I know.

You're falling behind, man.


Well I failed to mention what happens before breakfast ;).

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:41 AM
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So we meet again....

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Dude, come on. Post something.

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Call me a dick. I don't care.

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:42 AM
Get your post count up to 46. Come on.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:42 AM
Dick......oh wait was that open for anybody?

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:44 AM
No. Just 1Billups1.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:45 AM
oh ok.........I have a quick trigger finger.

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:45 AM
Understandable.

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 10:46 AM
It is obvious 1Billups1 is in this thread for me. Right 1Billups1? ;)

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:47 AM
did I miss something about billups?

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:48 AM
You've missed a lot noob. If you want to know what's up go find the original Quattro and read it front to back.

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 10:48 AM
He just fucks with me. That's all. He keeps fucking with me by lurking and never posting shit. NEVER FUCKING POSTING!!! GOD DAMMIT SAY SOMETHING!!!

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:50 AM
Billups is a cunt.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:51 AM
That's why he resigned with the Pistons.

1Billups 1
07-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Call me a dick. I don't care.

dick

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Speaking about cunts, this reminds me of a time when I shoved my foot in some chicks cunt.

She freaked out when she woke up.

Then the cops came . . . .

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 10:53 AM
dick

IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:55 AM
Speaking about cunts, this reminds me of a time when I shoved my foot in some chicks cunt.

She freaked out when she woke up.

Then the cops came . . . .


hahaha

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 10:56 AM
You've missed a lot noob. If you want to know what's up go find the original Quattro and read it front to back.


yes your right, and damn that would take a long time, Im only here at work till 3 ;). Give me a cliff notes version.

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 11:31 AM
Speaking about cunts, this reminds me of a time when I shoved my foot in some chicks cunt.

She freaked out when she woke up.

Then the cops came . . . .
But did she?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 11:33 AM
But did she?


would you freak out

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 11:34 AM
would you freak out
If I had a whole foot shoved up my cunt? Yeah, probably.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 11:37 AM
I would freak out if that was my foot......id be all.........hummm how did that get there.....what did we drink last night. hahah

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:02 PM
What is everyone eating for lunch?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:03 PM
What is everyone eating for lunch?


just finished Monterey Chicken from Chili's with Corn on the Cob and Mashed Taters

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 12:04 PM
What is everyone eating for lunch?I've got a couple hours to decide, but I'll probably head home and make a salad.

Viva Las Espuelas
07-13-2007, 12:04 PM
What is everyone eating for lunch?food

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:06 PM
I've got a couple hours to decide, but I'll probably head home and make a salad.


Where do you wanna go ill take you :)

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 12:09 PM
What is everyone eating for lunch?

Tuna

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:09 PM
But did she?

Yea, but her mom didn't appreciate it that much.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:10 PM
Lucky Charms . . . I'm out of money.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:11 PM
Lucky Charms . . . I'm out of money.


i'm still hungry i think im going to run to WB ..........how do you like me now pee wee hahahhaha

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 12:13 PM
Where do you wanna go ill take you :)I appreciate the offer, but I'd probably have eaten already by the time you got to California.

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:15 PM
Lucky bastards. I'm the only one here at work and I don't know when I'll be able to eat lunch. :madrun

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
http://poetry.rotten.com/bowlerplegic/bowlerplegic.jpg

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
I appreciate the offer, but I'd probably have eaten already by the time you got to California.


oh I wasnt talking about food :)

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
Lucky bastards. I'm the only one here at work and I don't know when I'll be able to eat lunch. :madrun

Have a chinaman deliver food to you.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:16 PM
Lucky bastards. I'm the only one here at work and I don't know when I'll be able to eat lunch. :madrun


Just walk out......I got your back!!

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:19 PM
Have a chinaman deliver food to you.

I want Panda Express now :madrun

ashbeeigh
07-13-2007, 12:26 PM
I had Chick-fila chicken nuggets and cookies. Just fyi for everyone.

batman2883
07-13-2007, 12:36 PM
i just had chik fila chicken club sandwhich oh man

batman2883
07-13-2007, 12:38 PM
Midge Is Really Harry Potter In Real Life

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:45 PM
I want Panda Express now :madrun

Do they serve real panda there?

I'd like to try tenderloin of panda.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:46 PM
Panda's are tasty

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:48 PM
I love beer

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:48 PM
beer and grass

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:49 PM
Did batman have lunch with ashbeeigh?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:49 PM
Did batman have lunch with ashbeeigh?


Thats what I was wondering

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 12:50 PM
midgetonadonkey pales in comparison to the original.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:50 PM
Did batman have lunch with ashbeeigh?
I am wondering if Batman loves that twat

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:51 PM
midgetonadonkey pales in comparison to the original.
The original is only a mere mockery of that which is #2

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:51 PM
Snap into a slim jim, oh yeah brother!!

ashbeeigh
07-13-2007, 12:51 PM
Did batman have lunch with ashbeeigh?

Not unless he was in Plano and I was in San Antonio.

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:51 PM
I am wondering if Batman loves that twat

batman is Mexican, of course he loves that twat.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:53 PM
batman is Mexican, of course he loves that twat.
That stupid Mexican, always eating burritos, and churros

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:53 PM
-horry

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 12:53 PM
Batman fucks guys at the clubs and now has AIDS because of it.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:55 PM
Batman fucks guys at the clubs and now has AIDS because of it.
That fag probably spits aids out when he speaks, he's so damn infested

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 12:56 PM
Not unless he was in Plano and I was in San Antonio.

:dizzy

Wouldn't that still make ya'll in different cities?

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:57 PM
:dizzy

Wouldn't that still make ya'll in different cities?
Ashbeigh has the brain the size of a chipped tooth

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 12:57 PM
Melmart likes vagina

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:58 PM
batman is Mexican, of course he loves that twat.

All us Mexicans do, it's part of our heritage.

Tacos, tamales, menudo, barbacoa, accordian music, pre-teen pregnancy, and twat.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:58 PM
:dizzy

Wouldn't that still make ya'll in different cities?


LOL :lol :downspin:

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:58 PM
:dizzy

Wouldn't that still make ya'll in different cities?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 12:59 PM
All us Mexicans do, it's part of our heritage.

Tacos, tamales, menudo, barbacoa, accordian music, pre-teen pregnancy, and twat.


hell yeah

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 12:59 PM
Melmart likes vagina

That's what I really like about her.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 01:01 PM
where have all the cowboys gone?

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 01:01 PM
I had Chick-fila chicken nuggets and cookies. Just fyi for everyone.Your posts would be at least 20% less lame if you didn't always add the little disclaimer.

Don't justify, just commit.

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 01:02 PM
That's what I really like about her.It's a pretty awesome quality.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:03 PM
Your posts would be at least 20% less lame if you didn't always add the little disclaimer.

Don't justify, just commit.


lol i love it when you harsh... turns me on. Turns peewee on im sure!!

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 01:04 PM
lol i love it when you harsh... turns me on. Turns peewee on im sure!!

A bottle cap and some lube would turn peewee on.

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 01:04 PM
cuckingfunt= a dude

Midgetonadonkey#2
07-13-2007, 01:04 PM
A bottle cap and some lube would turn peewee on.
your sig is turning me on

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:04 PM
lol i love it when you harsh... turns me on. Turns peewee on im sure!!

As long as I don't turn you on.

I don't swing that way.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:05 PM
A bottle cap and some lube would turn peewee on.

Fuck that.
All I need is a bottle.
It has a hole.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:06 PM
cuckingfunt= a dude

I won't let you talk to my woman, possible tranny, that way!!!

Take it back.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:07 PM
As long as I don't turn you on.

I don't swing that way.


LOL dont worry about that, your the one im worried about I heard about some of the people that are from your town hahahha

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 01:07 PM
your sig is turning me on

You like that? :eyebrows

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:08 PM
I won't let you talk to my woman, possible tranny, that way!!!

Take it back.


You like trannies dont you?

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 01:08 PM
cuckingfunt= a dudeDon't hate me just 'cause I've got a 12" cock.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:09 PM
Don't hate me just 'cause I've got a 12" cock.


its envy

CuckingFunt
07-13-2007, 01:10 PM
Jealous bastards.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:12 PM
you should slap donkey 2 with it

ashbeeigh
07-13-2007, 01:12 PM
:dizzy

Wouldn't that still make ya'll in different cities?

Woah. You knew what I meant.

batman2883
07-13-2007, 01:14 PM
ha ha ha ashbitch is stupid, and wth!!!! f you midge and midge 2!!!! and sandra im not f'ing mexican yo!!!

batman2883
07-13-2007, 01:14 PM
things that make you go hmmmm

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:17 PM
You like trannies dont you?

When they look like CF's picture I do.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:17 PM
Woah. You knew what I meant.

What?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:18 PM
When they look like CF's picture I do.

I hate to break it to you but thats not really her........it

FreeMad Dan
07-13-2007, 01:18 PM
I had the Bacon Burger w/guacomole added from Chili's today...it was pretty awesome. Some southwest eggrolls too...mmmmm

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:18 PM
ha ha ha ashbitch is stupid, and wth!!!! f you midge and midge 2!!!! and sandra im not f'ing mexican yo!!!

You're missing out.

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 01:20 PM
I had the Bacon Burger w/guacomole added from Chili's today...it was pretty awesome. Some southwest eggrolls too...mmmmm

I hate you!

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:20 PM
I hate to break it to you but thats not really her........it

Yea I know, but imagine a tranny looking like that??

Tell me you wouldn't take it.

You probably have.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:23 PM
What would you fuckers do if you went out with a hot looking chick and then you took her to your place only to find out she's got a bigger cock than you.

That would be prison time for me.

You should ask Midge what he did the last time he went out with a tranny.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:24 PM
Yea I know, but imagine a tranny looking like that??

Tell me you wouldn't take it.

You probably have.


shhhhh I told you not to tell anyone

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:25 PM
What would you fuckers do if you went out with a hot looking chick and then you took her to your place only to find out she's got a bigger cock than you.

That would be prison time for me.

You should ask Midge what he did the last time he went out with a tranny.


I aggree, It would have walked with it on, but left with it chopped in pieces and air mailed to MidgetDonkey2

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:27 PM
I aggree, It would have walked with it on, but left with it chopped in pieces and air mailed to MidgetDonkey2

I'm sure Midge2 would appreciate that.
He'd probably have it plastered so that he could shove it up his ass all day.

batman2883
07-13-2007, 01:27 PM
what would you dooooooo for a klondike bar

ashbeeigh
07-13-2007, 01:29 PM
lol i love it when you harsh... turns me on. Turns peewee on im sure!!

Who are you?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:29 PM
I'm sure Midge2 would appreciate that.
He'd probably have it plastered so that he could shove it up his ass all day.


awesome

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:30 PM
Who are you?


Does it really matter..........who are you?

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 01:31 PM
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Damn you!! Quit fucking with me!!

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:31 PM
Who are you?

God.

And, leave him alone he's having fun.

He already has to put up with your constant praying.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:32 PM
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Damn you!! Quit fucking with me!!

Admit it, the stalker thing turns you on.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:33 PM
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DAMN IT MELMART!!!!!!!!!

STOP FUCKING WITH ME AND START FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!!!!

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:38 PM
Admit it, the stalker thing turns you on.


LOL

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 01:42 PM
I found Jesus. Just now.

The New Midge
07-13-2007, 01:43 PM
I found Jesus. Just now.

I'm glad you finally found the way. God Bless you my son.

ashbeeigh
07-13-2007, 01:43 PM
God.

He already has to put up with your constant praying.

:wtf

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:43 PM
I found Jesus. Just now.


Did he tell you what to do about Billups?

The New Midge
07-13-2007, 01:46 PM
Did he tell you what to do about Billups?

We let him be my son. He has every right in the world to lurk and not say a thing. John 98:3 says "Letith him lurk. For he haseth not a voice to speaketh."

The New Midge
07-13-2007, 01:48 PM
How is everyone this fine afternoon?

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:51 PM
How is everyone this fine afternoon?


I was good until someone was being mean (I wanted to use another word) and asked me who I was spoiling my fun.

Silver21_Black20
07-13-2007, 01:51 PM
1Billups1 Last Activity: Today 1:45 PM
Lottery Pick Viewing Thread Free Quattro Razor (5) @ 1:45 PM

midgetonadonkey
07-13-2007, 01:56 PM
There's a guy at the desk that looks exactly like Newman from Seinfeld. Fuck he sounds like him too.

ATRAIN
07-13-2007, 01:57 PM
There's a guy at the desk that looks exactly like Newman from Seinfeld. Fuck he sounds like him too.


LOL sweet.....you should go up to him and say "HELLLO NEWMAN"

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 01:58 PM
There's a guy at the desk that looks exactly like Newman from Seinfeld. Fuck he sounds like him too.

Ted.

That fat fuck's at work already?

The New Midge
07-13-2007, 01:59 PM
Ted.

That fat fuck's at work already?

Come on now. Let's be nice. He can't help that he is obese. All we should do is pray and hope that he can learn the errors of his ways. God bless him.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 02:02 PM
I found Jesus. Just now.

So, what's that pussy like?

I bet he's a preachy assbag like Ashbeeigh.

The New Midge
07-13-2007, 02:08 PM
So, what's that pussy like?

I bet he's a preachy assbag like Ashbeeigh.

Please, never make blasphemous statements such as those.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 02:13 PM
Please, never make blasphemous statements such as those.

Did you suck his cock??

You did, didn't you???

That explains the "new" Midge.
He's a good looking guy.
You weren't supposed to look in his eyes!!

That's how he gets you.
He comes up to you and tells you "Cum with me my child."
And, you're like, "fuck off bitch."
But, then you look into his eyes and a choir goes off in the background and the next thing you know . . . . you're sucking his cock.

Fuck. I thought you knew better than that.

peewee's lovechild
07-13-2007, 02:31 PM
I put 400 on Finley going to Miami.

I found this.

I wonder if he ever paid.

batman2883
07-13-2007, 02:32 PM
i just sharted