New Terminology: "Dirking"

[DuncanInYourFace]

Examples:
1. Man that exam was hard, I totally Dirked it!

2. After I hurt my leg I started Dirking the game!

[THE SIXTH MAN]

:lol

[Leetonidas]

Example:

Dirk's only consolation prize comes in the form of Dirking on Hasselhoff's bratwurst.

[dknights411]

:lmao :lmao

[lefty]

BRAVO :clap :clap :lol

[sabar]

Gogo urban dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirking)

[jaespur21]

so funny hehehe...EDIT his link above
1. dirk 3 up, 8 down

slang for daren, darnoosh, derek

hey dirk, give me the coke

tags dirk diggler daren s sclecta daren derk
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2. dirk 51 up, 17 down

1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"

Dirk the Daring killed someone with a dirk.

by eatsdoodoo May 2, 2004 email it
3. dirk 3 up, 19 down

a large dumper; large human excrement

i took a dirk on josh's sisters chest...

tags slam crap dump major tanksley turd
by armwrestle dick Apr 30, 2006 email it

[gospursgojas]

Examples:
1. Man that exam was hard, I totally Dirked it!

2. After I hurt my leg I started Dirking the game!


Nah you would have to not think your exam was hard and then flunk it.

[MmP]

LOL post of the year.

[jaespur21]

after a drunken night of a LOT of beer drinkin....man i dirked that Ho last night

[jaespur21]

example 4: Gears of War...grenade tagger "man that bithed just dirked me

[judaspriestess]

man, I took the nastiest "dirking" shit today, whew........ :spin

[lefty]

Shaq : " Hey Dwane, we Dirked big against Chicago"
Wade : "WTF ? "
Shaq : " Aren't you the one who called Dirk a choker ?"
Wade : " You mean I'm a dirker now ? Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!! " :depressed :depressed


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dirk is a real estate agent in
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dirk is a real estate agent
dirk is a collaborative exercise produced by 1000s of anonymous people over several years
dirk is deaf
dirk is working out now
dirk is in very good condition overall
dirk is 19 ¾? overall
dirk is still a jerk
dirk is a child prodigy
dirk is among the top 3 realtors in gresham
dirk is originally from fort collins
dirk is single
dirk is doing well
dirk is 21 jaar en de oudste van een groot gezin
dirk is now living in the netherlands
dirk is bedoeld voor mensen die graag andere mensen dirk noemen
dirk is a brilliant
dirk is involved in the organization of several annual conferences
dirk is a specialist in alkaline sludge stabilisation
dirk is een platbodem van het type "kraak"
dirk is mine
dirk is married to frieda mariën
dirk is one of the early musicians playing with wim
dirk is divided into six parts
dirk is able to offer units that have the capability of 16kw per sonotrode
dirk is now a firm believer in the old saying
dirk is definitely equipped with new weapons and new moves to get him through difficult situations
dirk is uninjured
dirk is in texas
dirk is going to outline his latest adventures out hunting elephants in the wilds
dirk is the
dirk is based
dirk is a philosopher
dirk is also a registered trade
dirk is dan 15 jaar
dirk is facing to the right push to the right as the first rope swings toward him
dirk is a three and a half year old red fawn french bulldog with a black muzzle
dirk is my partner in covering the photographic aspect of the belgian and european dressage circuit
dirk is jarig
dirk is a skilled big man with a feel for the game
dirk is whisked away in search of his lost princess
dirk is the program specialist for the community right to know program
dirk is also almost 2 years younger than pierce
dirk is still alive
dirk is this tall guy
dirk is not a roman weapon at all
dirk is voice directing and sound designing a 52
dirk is director of valuation services for valuenomics ®
dirk is one of the odder creations in detective fiction
dirk is a shapeshifter
dirk is 48 and bill is 20 ? began their cross
dirk is also a certified fund raising executive with 20 years of estate planning experience
dirk is een blijmoedig mens
dirk is also a cancer survivor and has written a book "confessions of a kamikaze cowboy" which chronicles his rise in hollywood and his battle with the disease
dirk is and what he's doing lately
dirk is interviewed at his farmhouse in provence
dirk is teaching
dirk is internationally known for his work in editing and publishing collections of ancient greek texts on papyrus
dirk is just too much of ford
dirk is played by mark wahlberg
dirk is a detective with somewhat unorthodox methods
dirk is a founding member of the technology business advisory group of syracuse
dirk is an oceanographer/adventurer who works for a fictional us government agency
dirk is the all
dirk is the co
dirk is human after all
dirk is gay
dirk is a narrow
dirk is nearly killed by a hideous wall
dirk is laughing while entering the castle
dirk is one of those mutants who have a deformity along with their powers
dirk is featured on several fine banjo solos as on "near and far
dirk is in usda zone 5b in olney
dirk is a member of the alliance of professional tattooists
dirk is a favorite of his crew and audiences
dirk is part of a family of five
dirk is available for photographic assignments anywhere in the world
dirk is systems development manager of the digital printing systems division at barco
dirk is
dirk is among the most skilled actors at this
dirk is dynamic
dirk is a fine bass player who chain were very lucky to find and owe a lot to
dirk is available on the 7th
dirk is responsible for hiring and training lifeguards
dirk is 13 3/4" overall and the top side is a triangular grind with a flat center section
dirk is an electrical engineer by training

[jaespur21]

VOICE OF TRUTH...."SPURS SUCK"..wait did i just dirk 1

[Cry Havoc]

It's a combination of dodging and shirking!

Perfect! :lmao

[callo1]

A few historical Dirkisms:


The French Dirk'd all of the wars they were ever involved in.

The Titanic was destined to be Dirk'd.

General George Custer got Dirk'd at the battle of Little big Horn.

[MrChug]

MAN! Taco Bell makes you DIRK!

[jaespur21]

Instead of having Diahrrea i have dirkarrea

[beirmeistr]

DIRKING----So easy a caveman can do it.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Dirk

Noun

Something or someone that is rendered useless or ineffective after having already evoked extreme excitement, anticipation, or perceptions of grandeur or effectiveness.

Examples:

The woman found out that the man proved to be a dirk in bed, after she found out the 7 inch thing in his pants that looked like his penis was really a sausage

The man failed to give them laughs after telling them it was going to be an extremely loud gas because it turned out to be a dirk

[DuncanInYourFace]

Dirk

Noun

Something or someone that is rendered useless or ineffective after having already evoked extreme excitement, anticipation, or false perceptions of grandeur or effectiveness.

Examples:

The woman found out that the man proved to be a dirk in bed, after she found out the 7 inch thing in his pants that looked like his penis was really a sausage

The man failed to give them laughs after telling them it was going to be an extremely loud gas because it turned out to be a dirk

brilliant

:clap :clap