City of Dallas prepares for MVP parade

[ehz33satx]

:lol

[kris]

:lol nice one. You need a picture though. Let me see if I got anything in the bottom of my bag o' pics.

[kris]

http://scenicroute.org/kort/empty.jpg

I always know just what to say.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.spurstalk.com/dirkfloat.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[mVp]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[angel_luv]

hehehehehe :)

[kris]

Hey you can't argue with the hardware.

Facts are facts. Dirk is this seasons MVP.

Can I get a statline post?

[WalterBenitez]

http://www.spurstalk.com/dirkfloat.jpg

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

[Kori Ellis]

Hey you can't argue with the hardware.

Facts are facts. Dirk is this seasons MVP.

Can I get a statline post?

Dirk Nowitzki, PF 39 2-13 0-6 4-4 2 8 10 2 1 0 3 2 8

[kris]

Thain Q

[kris]

PF?

What does the P stand for? I know it's not power.

[ehz33satx]

Kori, I love it! You could not have picked a better photo!

[timvp]

Props to Dirk for winning the MVP.

[Marcus Bryant]

Nowitzki is doing some 'preparing' of his own...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/366637566_a9f90758af.jpg

[mathbzh]

PF?

What does the P stand for? I know it's not power.

Posterized Forward? Pathetic?

[Lebowski Brickowski]

:lmao :lmao

[ehz33satx]

Where do these photos of a messed up Nowinski come from? Is he an alcoholic? Must be or maybe he is NOW!

Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!
Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!


Haaaaaa! Haaaaaa! Haaaaa!

[mabber]

Where do these photos of a messed up Nowinski come from? Is he an alcoholic? Must be or maybe he is NOW!

Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!
Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!


Haaaaaa! Haaaaaa! Haaaaa!

He definitely enjoys his beer. He's said that many times before. Hell, he's German and 7ft tall. I'm guessing he can drink most of us under the table. He said he spent the month after the finals last year in Germany drinking to forget. Can you imagine what his liver will be going through this coming month :lol

[Wreck281Shop]

No doubt Dirk is as soft as a cream puff but Avery was seriously out coached and he also sat his team down the last week of the season. They opened against a team that didn't know they would be in the playoffs until the last game of the season. Golden State had been playing playoff basketball for the last three weeks of the regular season and Avery should have recognized that also. Having said that, I am glad they got blew out also. I agree, there fans suck! :danceclub

[Ocotillo]

Anyone going to the unfurling of the Southwest Division Championship banner next year?

[DallasFan]

If Dirk shows up at any parade or anywhere in Dallas, he will probably be assassinated. :dizzy

[ehz33satx]

If the Spurs and the Mavs play each other the first game of the new season, will the Mavs wait until the next game to unfurl their Southwest Division Champions banner? What if they play the Golden State Warriors next? Will they wait till like the 3rd game? Will Dirk get his MVP trophy handed to him by David Stern on the same evening as the unfurling? Will David Stern even bother showing up?
Dang it! Now I am going to worry about this all day! :dramaquee

[CubanMustGo]

Anyone going to the unfurling of the Southwest Division Championship banner next year?

Naw, dude, they're gonna unveil the

"SIXTH-BEST REGULAR SEASON RECORD OF ALL-TIME"

banner next year.

[ShoogarBear]

Thread Title of the Year

[Spurs rock]

If the Spurs and the Mavs play each other the first game of the new season, will the Mavs wait until the next game to unfurl their Southwest Division Champions banner? What if they play the Golden State Warriors next? Will they wait till like the 3rd game? Will Dirk get his MVP trophy handed to him by David Stern on the same evening as the unfurling? Will David Stern even bother showing up?
Dang it! Now I am going to worry about this all day! :dramaquee

HAHAHAHAHA how ironic, the Mavs didn't wanna unveil their WC Championship banner in front of the Spurs last year so they waited 'til their 3rd game to unveil it...................against the Warriors!!! :lol

[Sec24Row7]

Dirk NoWinski has Hired a New Publicist to take the heat off...

http://www.lasraicesranch.com/images/misc/hasselhoffdirk.jpg

[Bruno]

Wil they too raise a banner and have a parade for the 56 games best stretch in US pro sport ?

[ShoogarBear]

Wil they too raise a banner and have a parade for the 56 games best stretch in US pro sport ?Oh, man. I would love to be able to find that thread again.

[Bruno]

Oh, man. I would love to be able to find that thread again.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61752 :)

[midgetonadonkey]

He definitely enjoys his beer. He's said that many times before. Hell, he's German and 7ft tall. I'm guessing he can drink most of us under the table. He said he spent the month after the finals last year in Germany drinking to forget. Can you imagine what his liver will be going through this coming month :lol

I can out drink that goofy fuck. He would probably choke on his last beer and start puking.

[ShoogarBear]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61752 :):angel

[himat]

Their season reminds of the Pistons last year, but at least the Pistons had some fight in them even though they were playing their worst basketball all season in the playoffs.

[BruceBowenFan]

http://www.spurstalk.com/dirkfloat.jpg

show me your shoes

[milkyway21]

Where do these photos of a messed up Nowinski come from? Is he an alcoholic? Must be or maybe he is NOW!

Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!
Down! Down! Down! Red Knight going down!


Haaaaaa! Haaaaaa! Haaaaa!
speaking of alcoholic, did David Hasselholf did get drunk because the Dallas Mavericks lost in the first round? :toast :lmao

Hasselhoff Films Himself Drunk


David Hasselhoff has started humiliating himself on camera - so he can see the monster he becomes when he's drunk. In a new video, obtained by TV show Extra, the intoxicated former Baywatch star can be seen shirtless, trying to focus on a hamburger in a Las Vegas hotel room. And a lawyer representing the actor tells the news show that it was his client's idea to appear in the shameful video - because he wanted to use the footage as an incentive to seek help and quit drinking. In the video, Hasselhoff, who has had several booze-related controversies, is berated by an off-camera family member, who begs him to "stop drinking." The telling video also suggests Hasselhoff's drinking problems threatened his run in hit Las Vegas show The Producers. The concerned family member, who can only be heard, says, "If you get alcohol tonight, you are fired from the show tomorrow and the doctor is coming over here in the morning to check your alcohol level. If you have any alcohol in your system, you are going to be fired from the show." During the video, Hasselhoff is repeatedly asked why he continued to "do this" to himself. Hasselhoff, who is presently locked in a bitter custody battle for his daughters with his ex-wife Pamela Bach, mumbled, "Cause, I'm lonely. I have trouble in my life." In a statement through his attorneys, Hasselhoff says, "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my wellbeing, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children."

http://www.etonline.com/