Here's a twist--The 100 Unsexiest Men for 2007 [Archive]

Shelly

05-09-2007, 07:03 PM

[68] WILLIAM OEFELEIN
Astro lover

When you first heard about the NASA love triangle gone awry, you pictured this guy — admit it — as Commander McDreamy, not as some second-rate Buzz Lightyear. Once you’ve had a fling with a woman in diapers, you might as well hang up your flight suit, player.

Buzz Lightyear :lol

angel_luv

05-09-2007, 08:15 PM

That's harsh about Larry Bird ( ranked # 62). As a childhood Celtic fan, I object!

angel_luv

05-09-2007, 08:16 PM

I don't think Jay-Z is ugly either.

angel_luv

05-09-2007, 08:17 PM

Spencer Pratt ( #33) from the Hills is a serious creep but is actually kind of cute.

SAtown

05-09-2007, 08:18 PM

I don't think Jay-Z is ugly either.

:lmao

"It's like he has a lazy eye, except it's his whole face."

angel_luv

05-09-2007, 08:19 PM

Okay the list just lost all credibility - Mel Gibson at # 18. :wtf
He's very crazy lately, is still very good looking.

Flea

05-09-2007, 08:29 PM

ALAN COLMES
Liberal apologist

As Fox News’s in-house lefty, Colmes has all the intellectual authority of a Nazi collaborator. But he made the list because he looks like Rocky Dennis, Cher’s son in Mask.

:lol :lol :lol

FromWayDowntown

05-09-2007, 10:03 PM

I was sad to have finished at #101.

sigh.

Really thought I'd put in a better year than that.

exstatic

05-09-2007, 10:37 PM

[75] DAVID LEE ROTH
Sad and lonely

In wake of his mid-career failure as a radio talk-show host, DLR debuted a newly shorn look that has us constantly mistaking him for someone’s gay Jewish aunt. Destroying Van Halen’s back catalogue by performing it with a fake bluegrass band didn’t help.
:lmao

ShoogarBear

05-09-2007, 11:44 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sam-Cassell.article.jpg

Happy he is not on the list.

leemajors

05-09-2007, 11:52 PM

whoever did this list hasn't had the displeasure of smelling harry knowles. it's rank, and can be detected from 15 feet.

ShoogarBear

05-09-2007, 11:54 PM

whoever did this list hasn't had the displeasure of smelling harry knowles. it's rank, and can be detected from 15 feet.You are apparently someone who seeks out everything life has to offer.

ZipSpan

05-10-2007, 12:00 AM

:lmao at #80 and #82

Cry Havoc

05-10-2007, 11:16 AM

LOL @ 37. hahahahaha.

leemajors

05-10-2007, 11:23 AM

You are apparently someone who seeks out everything life has to offer.

he would regularly come in the drafthouse i worked at in austin, and he was a total prick. when i started out running food, going on his row to drop something off was horrifying. people remarked that he sweats queso. he is so vile that one time he got let in early for a premiere, and fell in the hallway. no one tried to help him get up for a few minutes, and the incoming line for the movie slinked by him.

Cry Havoc

05-10-2007, 11:39 AM

he would regularly come in the drafthouse i worked at in austin, and he was a total prick. when i started out running food, going on his row to drop something off was horrifying. people remarked that he sweats queso. he is so vile that one time he got let in early for a premiere, and fell in the hallway. no one tried to help him get up for a few minutes, and the incoming line for the movie slinked by him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Knowles

Haha. Wow. It's in his wikipedia now.

Spurminator

05-10-2007, 11:49 AM

I'm glad to know that John Basedow's (#85) pecs are considered by others to be grotesquely huge. I thought it was just me.

Shelly

05-10-2007, 11:55 AM

I'm glad to know that John Basedow's (#85) pecs are considered by others to be grotesquely huge. I thought it was just me.

The funny thinig about him is that every time I'd see his commercial with his claim to be a 'fitness expert', I'd say, "Who?" since I'd never heard of him. And from what I've read online, I'm not the only one.

phyzik

05-10-2007, 01:17 PM

my favorite

55] RONALDINHO
Goal getter

The world’s greatest soccer player is so ugly, even his action figure has buck teeth. Kissing him must be like getting kicked in the face by a donkey.

Summers

05-10-2007, 04:16 PM

Okay the list just lost all credibility - Mel Gibson at # 18. :wtf
He's very crazy lately, is still very good looking.

There's a difference between attractive and good-looking. :)

Is that true about Dustin Diamond? What a shame.

Shelly

05-10-2007, 04:18 PM

There's a difference between attractive and good-looking. :)

Is that true about Dustin Diamond? What a shame.

Watch Celebrity Fit Club on Sundays. He's a total ass.

Summers

05-10-2007, 04:31 PM

Watch Celebrity Fit Club on Sundays. He's a total ass.

I saw him on that celebrity boxing show a few years ago and it seemed like he had a huge chip on his shoulder about being Screech. What is it about child fame that warps people so badly?

Shelly

05-10-2007, 04:35 PM

I saw him on that celebrity boxing show a few years ago and it seemed like he had a huge chip on his shoulder about being Screech. What is it about child fame that warps people so badly?

He still does and I think he will do anything to keep his name in the press. He's got an extreme case of narcissism.

ShoogarBear

05-10-2007, 10:51 PM

he would regularly come in the drafthouse i worked at in austin, and he was a total prick. when i started out running food, going on his row to drop something off was horrifying. people remarked that he sweats queso. he is so vile that one time he got let in early for a premiere, and fell in the hallway. no one tried to help him get up for a few minutes, and the incoming line for the movie slinked by him.Just looking at his picture I can tell that he would smell bad.