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twig
05-16-2007, 08:03 PM
What you may be noticing is that the entire country hates the Spurs. Why would this be, asks the anguished Spurs fan. Because to any impartial observer it's obvious - you have the most unappealing group of scheming, slimy, flopping, dirty, whiney, ugly, classless weasels in the NBA. Wake up and recognize that if you root for the Spurs, you might as well admit that you celebrate any cheap, senselessly violent means to winning. Ginobli, Horry, Bowen - survey says "rat faced fink". Why is it common knowledge that the Spurs are cheap and dirty? Because it's obvious.

Even if you do win this series, or even the championship, you should know that everyone in the country will be 1. rooting for the other team, because who like the Spurs? and 2. placing an asterisk after the title:

*Won through a cheap provocation by Bob "the Jerk" Horry. Enjoy your cheap success.

mardigan
05-16-2007, 08:04 PM
:lol Keep trying

The_Worlds_finest
05-16-2007, 08:06 PM
All is fair in love and war little girl

SpursWoman
05-16-2007, 08:07 PM
Welcome to the forum!

steppy
05-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Someone must have increased the production of douche.

Trainwreck2100
05-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Yeah cause horry put a gun to Amare's head and told him "Get yo little bitch ass on the floor"

duncan228
05-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Welcome to the forum!

Now go home!

Trainwreck2100
05-16-2007, 08:09 PM
Or maybe Horry used the Jedi Mind trick, it only works on idiots right?

picnroll
05-16-2007, 08:09 PM
Another bandwagon Spurs fan.

atxrocker
05-16-2007, 08:09 PM
Yeah cause horry put a gun to Amare's head


this is very possible if this series goes 7

SpursWoman
05-16-2007, 08:09 PM
Now go home!


:tu :lol

v2freak
05-16-2007, 08:10 PM
A.) Who cares what other people think?
B.) Rob is NOT dirty

Trainwreck2100
05-16-2007, 08:11 PM
this is very possible if this series goes 7

What Horry did was ninja, ninjas don't use guns.

Soul_Patch
05-16-2007, 08:11 PM
looks like someone invited the ESPN boards to spurstalk.


this is the template post for every so called basketball fan on espn.

Leetonidas
05-16-2007, 08:13 PM
Funny how no one was calling the Spurs dirty before this series and the media was always blowing the Spurs' dicks over their class and the way they conduct themselves. Shows how much people are influenced by what barely literate athletes have to say.

Yeah, Bowen may be dirty, but Ginobili is not, and what Horry did was not dirty. It's the fucking playoffs you god damned pussies.

God, imagine if the Nuggets had beaten the Spurs. There would literally be a river of tears flowing through Phoenix right now. Sun Fan needs to stop being a bitch. We played through way worse in 2005. Pussies.

twig
05-16-2007, 08:17 PM
this is the template post for every basketball fan on espn.

You said it man.

Phil Hellmuth
05-16-2007, 08:18 PM
i will still bathe in my 4 championships equal as one if they do win it this year.

samikeyp
05-16-2007, 08:20 PM
you have the most unappealing group of scheming, slimy, flopping, dirty, whiney, ugly, classless weasels in the NBA.

of which you are one.


twig
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mattyc
05-16-2007, 08:22 PM
you might as well admit that you celebrate any cheap, senselessly violent means to winning.
I like winning.

beirmeistr
05-16-2007, 08:25 PM
Twig, are you another frustrated Mavs fan? If you are, then you must know that * stands for the greatest collapse in the history of NBA playoffs---Mavs vs warriors.

conversekid
05-16-2007, 08:52 PM
ya ya... we heard the whole asterisk thing before... so we went out and won 2 more titles....

violentkitten
05-16-2007, 08:53 PM
What you may be noticing is that the entire country hates the Spurs. Why would this be, asks the anguished Spurs fan. Because to any impartial observer it's obvious - you have the most unappealing group of scheming, slimy, flopping, dirty, whiney, ugly, classless weasels in the NBA. Wake up and recognize that if you root for the Spurs, you might as well admit that you celebrate any cheap, senselessly violent means to winning. Ginobli, Horry, Bowen - survey says "rat faced fink". Why is it common knowledge that the Spurs are cheap and dirty? Because it's obvious.

Even if you do win this series, or even the championship, you should know that everyone in the country will be 1. rooting for the other team, because who like the Spurs? and 2. placing an asterisk after the title:

*Won through a cheap provocation by Bob "the Jerk" Horry. Enjoy your cheap success.

oh no. a mortal wound.

nkdlunch
05-16-2007, 08:53 PM
What you may be noticing is that the entire country hates the Spurs. Why would this be, asks the anguished Spurs fan. Because to any impartial observer it's obvious - you have the most unappealing group of scheming, slimy, flopping, dirty, whiney, ugly, classless weasels in the NBA. Wake up and recognize that if you root for the Spurs, you might as well admit that you celebrate any cheap, senselessly violent means to winning. Ginobli, Horry, Bowen - survey says "rat faced fink". Why is it common knowledge that the Spurs are cheap and dirty? Because it's obvious.

Even if you do win this series, or even the championship, you should know that everyone in the country will be 1. rooting for the other team, because who like the Spurs? and 2. placing an asterisk after the title:

*Won through a cheap provocation by Bob "the Jerk" Horry. Enjoy your cheap success.

everyone will forget about the "dirty" label when this series is over and SPurs move on to play a real team Utah. Everyone except bitchass suns fans of course, who will probably cry themselves to sleep until next season.

DarrinS
05-16-2007, 08:54 PM
You mean, the Spurs are unpopular? <sniff> <sniff> :cry


We're boring
We're soft
We're dirty and play too physical


I wish you douchebags could make up your minds.


p.s. we don't give a shit

CharlieMac
05-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Dynasty.

Budkin
05-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Love it.

violentkitten
05-16-2007, 08:56 PM
what i have noticed is that there are a select group of individuals who have nothing better to do than to come in here and tell the forum how hated the spurs are. yeah, we're hated. you know what? nobody cares. only fucking pansy ass fans of shitty teams worry about that kind of shit.

winning and hated? hells yeah, you whiney bitches.

SequSpur
05-16-2007, 08:56 PM
lick balls