View Full Version : Sylvester Stallone is....John....Rambo...
fraga
05-19-2007, 09:04 PM
Attacking Soon (http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/05/19/john-rambo-iv-feature-trailer/)
SA210
05-19-2007, 09:40 PM
“When you're pushed… Killing's as easy as breathing."
Man, I can NOT wait for this film!
Go Sly.
fraga
05-19-2007, 09:45 PM
Looks suprisingly graphic...
SA210
05-19-2007, 09:46 PM
Looks suprisingly graphic...
I was suprised too, but I guess Sly is going all out. Can't wait to see it.
:ihit
THE ONE AND ONLY
05-19-2007, 09:53 PM
First Blood.
MaNuMaNiAc
05-19-2007, 10:07 PM
hmm... did... was that... err... did I just see Rambo punch a guys head off? :lmao this has to be a joke...
EDIT: Nevermind, I just saw the dude had a sword or something :lol At first glance it looked like he punched the head clean off. Still, it looks awful! as in bad, horrible not even worth renting.
leemajors
05-19-2007, 11:40 PM
hmm... did... was that... err... did I just see Rambo punch a guys head off? :lmao this has to be a joke...
EDIT: Nevermind, I just saw the dude had a sword or something :lol At first glance it looked like he punched the head clean off. Still, it looks awful! as in bad, horrible not even worth renting.
the sooner you realize the entertainment value of bad movies, the better your movie watching experience will be. NEXT was badass!
ComfortablyNumb
05-19-2007, 11:45 PM
Maybe Chuck Norris should come out of retirement too.
Trainwreck2100
05-20-2007, 12:52 AM
He used good ol fashioned HGH to beef up for this movie
Cant_Be_Faded
05-20-2007, 12:55 PM
Looks tight--why not call it Rambo IV???? Like wasn't Rocky V called Rocky Balboa too?
Remember when Bart was like, "Rocky V....plus...Rocky II....equals....ROCKY SEVEN--Adrienne's Revenge!
Cant_Be_Faded
05-20-2007, 12:58 PM
Does anyone remember when Coach Bobby Knight was a hick sheriff hell bent on destroying John Rambo?
Or when Joe Tanto helped his protege win the big race?
Rambo was supposed to be a vietnam war vet, how the fuck is he still so ripped and strong in the year 2007? E20's chode just split right down the seams.
dallaskd
05-20-2007, 12:59 PM
his face looks like plastic
Richard Cranium
05-20-2007, 01:03 PM
His eyesight isn't what it used to be either.
http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/dat/pic/M0000646.jpg
cornbread
05-20-2007, 01:21 PM
I can't believe he straight up chopped that dude's head off and then ripped somebody's throat out. They are keeping it real with this one. I'm pumped.
midgetonadonkey
05-20-2007, 01:31 PM
Fuck yeah!!
SA210
05-20-2007, 03:55 PM
I can't believe he straight up chopped that dude's head off and then ripped somebody's throat out. They are keeping it real with this one. I'm pumped.
I'm so frickin' pumped too!
ToughActinTinactin
05-20-2007, 06:01 PM
Isn't AARP the main sponsor of this film?
http://www.clubedexadrez.com.br/portal/torre21/richard/rambo.jpg
Rambo: They drew First blood, not me.
Trautman: It's okay Johnny, just come out and we'll settle all this out, take you back to Bragg.
Rambo: They drew first blood.
Whoooooooooo, Rambo is the biggest baddest assest most sickest big army dude.
Rambo > Predator dude, Universal Soldier, Commando dude, Conan, whoever.
leemajors
05-20-2007, 06:38 PM
sorry, Conan >>>>> Rambo:
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Conan will swirl his sword around and then Rambo will shoot him with his M60 straight out just like an Indiana Jones movie.
phyzik
05-20-2007, 08:03 PM
Conan will swirl his sword around and then Rambo will shoot him with his M60 straight out just like an Indiana Jones movie.
Sorry, straight up fight, Conan would destroy Rambo.
Now, if only we could do some Gene splicing and make a Conbo (conan + Rambo) you'd have the biggest baddest motherfucker on the planet. :p:
Sorry, straight up fight, Conan would destroy Rambo.
Now, if only we could do some Gene splicing and make a Conbo (conan + Rambo) you'd have the biggest baddest motherfucker on the planet. :p:
No weapons? Then it's a toss up, Rambo has wrestled and bested some big motherfuckers, but Conan is fucking huge, but his only workout has been spinning the wheel or whatever so I think he may be lacking in some muscle areas where Rambo has worked out to the max.
With weapons? Rambo in a heartbeat.
phyzik
05-20-2007, 08:20 PM
No weapons? Then it's a toss up, Rambo has wrestled and bested some big motherfuckers, but Conan is fucking huge, but his only workout has been spinning the wheel or whatever so I think he may be lacking in some muscle areas where Rambo has worked out to the max.
With weapons? Rambo in a heartbeat.
not only did he turn the wheel for years and years, but he was also forced to compete in gladiator battles to the death and was trained by martial arts experts afterwards. Watch the Conan movie again.
SA210
05-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Sly just keeps proving people wrong. I love it. :devil
not only did he turn the wheel for years and years, but he was also forced to compete in gladiator battles to the death and was trained by martial arts experts afterwards. Watch the Conan movie again.
:lol the battles were the best part. I loved that. I remeber seeing that he was once just put in a ring and he didn't know what was going on and he got bitten by the savage dude and fatalitied his ass into oblvion and the crowd loved him. Then he became a popular fighter and everbody loved him. The best part of the movie was when theu put him in the cage with a hot ass girl to see what he would do. His moves and reactions were classic and gangsta. I was dying of laughter :cry.
The music for Conan and the narrator were pretty good.
phyzik
05-20-2007, 08:38 PM
you know who could kick Rambo's and Conan's ass at the same time?
http://www.iconsoffright.com/Bruce_wizard.jpg
CHAINSAW FOR A HAND AND A MOTHERFUCKING SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN!!!
Bruce Campbell owns all B Movie actors.... :lol
I'm too much of a Stallone homer to see past the hand for a chainsaw feature. Rambo would take him. Rambo can camoflauge perfectly in any scenario or field and take out the guy before he blinks. If Rambo was in a pitch white room he'd still find a way to blend in.
phyzik
05-20-2007, 09:17 PM
whats funny about that picture is the chainsaw is on the wrong hand.....
Of course not many people understand the genious behind Bruce Campbell B movies....
He is the undisputed, undefeated super heavy weight king of one liners.
Duke Nukem? he was an imitation of Bruce....
Bruce is the only man in all of the Spider-Man movies to get the better of Spiderman. (the anouncer for the boxing match in movie 1, the usher for M.J.'s play in movie 2... dont know what he does in Movie 3 but I bet he is in it.)
The man is a genius. I just hope he makes an Evil Dead 4 movie.
BTW, he is the voice behind all of the Spiderman video games.
leemajors
05-20-2007, 09:20 PM
whats funny about that picture is the chainsaw is on the wrong hand.....
Of course not many people understand the genious behind Bruce Campbell B movies....
He is the undisputed, undefeated super heavy weight king of one liners.
Duke Nukem? he was an imitation of Bruce....
Bruce is the only man in all of the Spider-Man movies to get the better of Spiderman. (the anouncer for the boxing match in movie 1, the usher for M.J.'s play in movie 2... dont know what he does in Movie 3 but I bet he is in it.)
The man is a genius. I just hope he makes an Evil Dead 4 movie.
BTW, he is the voice behind all of the Spiderman video games.
actually, most people do that are into that thing. you'd have a point if this was 96.
fraga
05-20-2007, 10:25 PM
Bruce is the only man in all of the Spider-Man movies to get the better of Spiderman. (the anouncer for the boxing match in movie 1, the usher for M.J.'s play in movie 2... dont know what he does in Movie 3 but I bet he is in it.)
He actually plays a French Waiter/Matre Di at a posh restaurant...pretty funny too....
Trainwreck2100
05-21-2007, 01:32 AM
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash would have been the shit, too bad it never got green lighted
DarkReign
06-13-2007, 10:18 AM
This movie looks sick.
pussyface.
06-13-2007, 11:12 AM
Any siccophants into faggy fagginess like Rambo should understand the cuntiness of their film taste. I'll be celebrating the release of this AIDS-induced droll by watching a choice selection of Fellini.
Ed Helicopter Jones
06-13-2007, 11:55 AM
Any siccophants into faggy fagginess like Rambo should understand the cuntiness of their film taste. I'll be celebrating the release of this AIDS-induced droll by watching a choice selection of Fellini.
:lol So says someone with the screenname Pussyface!
I like the fact that Sly can still pull off this role at the age of 71!
DarkReign
06-13-2007, 12:57 PM
:lol So says someone with the screenname Pussyface!
Hes not the same PF. This one has a period at the end of his name. I believe it is a certain Mavs fan who got in a tiff with the original.
pussyface.
06-13-2007, 01:04 PM
Hes not the same PF. This one has a period at the end of his name. I believe it is a certain Mavs fan who got in a tiff with the original.
:lmao
pussyface.
06-13-2007, 01:05 PM
Hes not the same PF. This one has a period at the end of his name. I believe it is a certain Mavs fan who got in a tiff with the original.
This isn't the same DarkReign...this guy actually has a clue about something. Must be an imposter.
blizz
06-13-2007, 08:38 PM
NONE of those people stand a chance against the baddest non-knife-dodging mother fucker from the chinese underground...........behold......
LO-motherfuckin-PAN
http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/bigtroublelittlechina.jpg
TheSanityAnnex
06-13-2007, 10:25 PM
Can't be worse than the last Rocky movie.
SA210
06-14-2007, 09:19 AM
The last Rocky movie was awesome. :tu
Texas_Ranger
06-14-2007, 10:37 AM
Maybe Chuck Norris should come out of retirement too.
He shoul make the ne Walker Texas Ranger movie, cause tha last one need to continue.
jaffies
10-18-2007, 10:03 PM
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/828/828362/poster-premiere-rambo-20071018114213897.jpg
This movie is gonna kick ass. I don't even know why I have to say it, but it just is.
whottt
10-18-2007, 10:17 PM
Uh no...Conan kills them all. His soundtrack kicks Rambo's ass all by itself.
Uh no...Conan kills them all. His soundtrack kicks Rambo's ass all by itself.
Conan's soundtrack is better, but the main theme for Rambo is pretty catchy.
But if Conan and Rambo were to go head to head Rambo would kill him.
you know who could kick Rambo's and Conan's ass at the same time?
http://www.iconsoffright.com/Bruce_wizard.jpg
CHAINSAW FOR A HAND AND A MOTHERFUCKING SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN!!!
Bruce Campbell owns all B Movie actors.... :lol
Win
Any script writer who can incorporate "boomstick" and "screwheads" into the same diatribe deserves the Oscar.
leemajors
10-19-2007, 09:52 AM
Conan's soundtrack is better, but the main theme for Rambo is pretty catchy.
But if Conan and Rambo were to go head to head Rambo would kill him.
Conan would crush Rambo, see him driven before him, and hear the lamentations of the women.
SA210
11-04-2007, 01:24 PM
official theatrical trailer
http://movies.break.com/rambo/
:hat
I won't lie...........I nutted watching that. :lol
Walter Craparita
11-04-2007, 08:36 PM
Maybe Chuck Norris should come out of retirement too.
Chuck doesn't retire...he just outlives us all and reinvents himself 200 years from now.
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