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Aggie Hoopsfan
05-26-2007, 10:27 PM
:lmao

They just said on the news she was arrested this morning for wrecking her car and being 1) drunk and 2) in possession of cocaine.

jgw must be proud.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
05-26-2007, 10:36 PM
I don't understand these young people in the spotlight at all. Hire a driver for fuck's sake.

Stupid bitch is going to be dead by 25.

Hell, she's already blown out at 21...

Aggie Hoopsfan
05-26-2007, 10:42 PM
Yeah when they showed the report I was just thinking 'wtf, you're worth millions, get a fucking limo or something'.

LaMarcus Bryant
05-26-2007, 10:47 PM
if she dies she'll be our princess di

mookie2001
05-26-2007, 10:49 PM
paris hilton is our princess di

Zombie
05-26-2007, 11:08 PM
those dumb cunts are NOTTA!

Bob Lanier
05-26-2007, 11:21 PM
That's hot.

E20
05-26-2007, 11:31 PM
Fucking skanky crack whores.

And the fact that people want to listen and watch what they have to say. FUCKING A.

johngateswhiteley
05-26-2007, 11:37 PM
jgw must be proud.

course i am.

TheSanityAnnex
05-26-2007, 11:41 PM
I only find lohan attractive when she's hammered and high on coke.

Jekka
05-26-2007, 11:58 PM
paris hilton is our princess di
Except with crappier fashion, upskirt flashes, more small animals, and less humanitarian work :spin

Viva Las Espuelas
05-27-2007, 12:03 AM
she's gross. how was she #1 on Maxim's hot 100. she's trailer park trash that struck gold.

CubanMustGo
05-27-2007, 12:05 AM
she's gross. how was she #1 on Maxim's hot 100. she's trailer park trash that struck gold.

Must give a helluva blow job

Leetonidas
05-27-2007, 12:10 AM
Fuck that stupid slut. I hope her ass goes to the fucking pen, but you know that shit won't happen.

td4mvp21
05-27-2007, 12:10 AM
Funny how America lionizes slutty drug whores like Lohan and Hilton. What a bright outlook this generation has.

TheSanityAnnex
05-27-2007, 12:12 AM
As far as I know, Hilton doesn't do drugs.

td4mvp21
05-27-2007, 12:13 AM
As far as I know, Hilton doesn't do drugs.

Lifting up her skirt is apparently very addicting, so it's basically a drug.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
05-27-2007, 12:18 AM
I only find lohan attractive when she's hammered and high on coke.


http://celebritygasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/lindsay-lohan-drunk.JPG

Nice and dirty.

Bob Lanier
05-27-2007, 12:58 AM
The condition of her arms is kind of shameful, but her face is more attractive when she's stoned out of her gourd.

I know I should probably add three to five deeply misogynistic words to a sentence of that length, but I couldn't be bothered.

TDMVPDPOY
05-27-2007, 02:34 AM
titfuk :)

Trainwreck2100
05-27-2007, 03:55 AM
Except with crappier fashion, upskirt flashes, more small animals, and less humanitarian work :spin


I hop they have a car crash in common

bigzak25
05-27-2007, 10:17 AM
that's unfortunate...i hope she's okay.

missmyzte
05-27-2007, 12:05 PM
that's unfortunate...i hope she's okay.

Agreed. I hope she's okay and that she didn't injure anyone else. I feel sorry for her, she's obviously got a lot of issues and I hope she can get her life straightened out before she does something with far-reaching consequences.

That being said, this emoticon seems appropriate: :dizzy

Sunshine
05-27-2007, 10:49 PM
Hire a driver for fuck's sake.



wow, there's an idea.
you'd think they'd learn by now.


hire driver.
get fucked up.
do coke.
let driver drive.
get home.

ShoogarBear
05-27-2007, 11:00 PM
Except with crappier fashion, upskirt flashes, more small animals, and less humanitarian work :spinBut more sex tapes, so it all balances out.

tlongII
05-27-2007, 11:20 PM
I'd hit it.

johngateswhiteley
05-27-2007, 11:32 PM
Agreed. I hope she's okay and that she didn't injure anyone else. I feel sorry for her, she's obviously got a lot of issues and I hope she can get her life straightened out before she does something with far-reaching consequences.

That being said, this emoticon seems appropriate: :dizzy

:tu

MrChug
05-28-2007, 12:57 PM
:hitit:

50 cent
05-28-2007, 02:17 PM
This was not her 21st. Her 21st will be in Vegas July 2nd-3rd and will be sponsored by Svedka vodka at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace. I will be there at the club the night of the 2nd, but doubt I will talk to the little skank.

PakiDan
05-28-2007, 10:13 PM
Please Sit On My Face.

LuvBones
05-29-2007, 11:56 AM
if she dies she'll be our princess dinah, she'll be our next Anna Nicole.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-29-2007, 12:17 PM
i hope she fades away really soon. i'm not saying "die", but just fade away. poster child for the "me, me, me" generation.

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday in Beverly Hills, California, was photographed less than 48 hours later slumped in the passenger seat of a car.

Web site X17online.com posted the photos Monday, which it said were taken early that morning at a gas station after the 20-year-old actress left the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, California, with a girlfriend.

The photos show Lohan, wearing a gray hooded sweat shirt, with her mouth open and her eyes shut, apparently asleep. Another photo shows her kneeling on the ground, her back to the camera, apparently before getting into the vehicle.

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan's publicist, didn't return repeated phone calls and e-mail messages from The Associated Press seeking comment.

Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb in Beverly Hills, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

The actress and two other people were riding in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared Lohan was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.

Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan wasn't carrying it.

Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said.

McCann declined to comment on her blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where Lohan could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is August 24.

Lohan said in January that she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment. Her publicist confirmed in December that the actress was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

She told Allure magazine during an interview for its May issue that she decided to enter the secluded Wonderland Center at the suggestion of her therapist.

Her latest movie, "Georgia Rule," is in theaters. Her other screen credits include "Mean Girls," "Bobby," "A Prairie Home Companion" and "Freaky Friday."

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

LuvBones
05-29-2007, 12:22 PM
http://x17online.com/LLohanCollapse052807_13.jpg

Viva Las Espuelas
05-29-2007, 12:33 PM
http://x17online.com/LLohanCollapse052807_13.jpgwhat a pig. is that a track mark on her left wrist?

Fillmoe
05-29-2007, 01:00 PM
cocaine is a helluva drug

CosmicCowboy
05-29-2007, 01:21 PM
In all fairness it's not that unusual to sleep after you have partied all night.

Jimcs50
05-29-2007, 01:52 PM
In all fairness it's not that unusual to sleep after you have partied all night.

True.....I have slept in a car a few times myself....but the paparazzi never has been interested, thank God.

:spin

leemajors
05-29-2007, 01:53 PM
at least she was in the passenger seat this time.

ShoogarBear
07-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Happy 21st Birthday!

:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk
:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk:drunk

E20
07-02-2007, 04:47 PM
Getting drunk and all that shit hardly seem fun.

BacktoBasics
07-02-2007, 05:01 PM
This whore is getting worse and worse by the day. I hope she kills herself before she kills anyone else first.

spursfan09
07-02-2007, 09:29 PM
^^^ ouch!

cornbread
07-02-2007, 09:35 PM
21? I thought she was like 42.

DieMrBond
07-02-2007, 11:53 PM
Comparing Lohan to Diana?

Thats like comparing the Spurs to the Jailblazers.

FearDaDuncaN_SA
07-03-2007, 02:50 PM
These people seem to be the types of people that are easily influenced by others and have no sense of who their friends truly are....Obviously!
(If I knew any of my friends were into drugs, etc., I'd step in real quick! Not watch them waste thier lives away.)

Marklar MM
07-03-2007, 02:58 PM
There is one common factor in every teen/early 20 star in Hollywood with problems these days...hanging out with Paris Hilton.

peewee's lovechild
07-03-2007, 03:02 PM
If she dies, I'll fuck the corpse.

She'll be the best looking corpse ever!!!

j-6
07-03-2007, 03:10 PM
These people seem to be the types of people that are easily influenced by others and have no sense of who their friends truly are....Obviously!
(If I knew any of my friends were into drugs, etc., I'd step in real quick! Not watch them waste thier lives away.)

I still can't understand why these people don't employ a Turtle - someone in your age bracket to drive your drunk ass around and score dope for you. They can obviously afford one.

leemajors
07-05-2007, 03:32 PM
for jgw:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay_lohan_celebrates_her_i.php
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-beach-candids-00.jpg

boutons_
07-24-2007, 09:26 AM
July 24, 2007

Drunken Driving Arrest for Lohan

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 9:48 a.m. ET

SANTA MONICA, Calif (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Tuesday, authorities said.

Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another vehicle, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.

Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported Lohan to the police department.

The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine, among other charges, Talbot said.

Police found cocaine in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search, Talbot said.

A call to Lohan's publicist was not immediately returned.

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Celebrity re-hab, works every time! :lol

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Today's mug shot:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/24/lindsay-lohan-mugshot.jpg

fatsack
07-24-2007, 09:34 AM
if that were one of us, we'd still be in jail from the first incident.

quit giving these celebrities all the breaks.

start giving them hard time like the rest of us, and this shit will stop.

let her sit in the pen for a year.

leemajors
07-24-2007, 09:45 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/24/lindsay-lohan-mugshot.jpg

boutons_
07-24-2007, 09:55 AM
If she were a 25-year-old black male...

50 cent
07-24-2007, 10:16 AM
Wow, lock her up and throw away the key.

ShoogarBear
07-24-2007, 10:20 AM
Paris Hilton is pissed.

peewee's lovechild
07-24-2007, 10:21 AM
This chick is done.

peewee's lovechild
07-24-2007, 10:21 AM
She looked cute in the mug shot, though.

MoSpur
07-24-2007, 10:36 AM
How many strikes is that for Lohan?

Borosai
07-24-2007, 10:43 AM
Looks 30, dead by 25.

Fillmoe
07-24-2007, 10:47 AM
this sluts still alive?

peewee's lovechild
07-24-2007, 10:48 AM
Looks 30, dead by 25.

She's going to be dead in two or three years if she keeps it up.

tlongII
07-24-2007, 10:55 AM
She'll be going to jail for a month I predict.

CubanMustGo
07-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Talk about the poster child for "Dazed and Confused" ...

atxrocker
07-24-2007, 11:16 AM
Paris Hilton is pissed.


i'd imagine so. i bet brittney is happy that this skank is taking some of the negative publicity off of her no career havin ass for now.

MrChug
07-24-2007, 02:20 PM
If she dies, I'll fuck the corpse.

She'll be the best looking corpse ever!!!

Then shit, I'm wondering what you'd do to your "dream girl" in your sig.

...on second thought, nevermind-I don't wanna know dude.