Williams Sent Home With Mud Butt

[dannibrasco]

guess hes not feeling too well....let the excuses begin...http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2007/news/story?id=2884275

[Shaolin-Style]

ESPN probably intentionally gave him it with their highly contagious microphones in his face. Now to make David Blaine explain how this goes down all for the glory of the against the odds story.

[foodie2]

More likely he'll play, and expose all the Spurs players to it, and they'll come down with it just in time for Game 5.

[GrandeDavid]

He'll play, have a subpar game (by his recent standards) and the Spurs will get little credit by trolls for the win tonight. I think that's the more likely unfolding of events. :lol

[DarrinS]

Don't tell me this series will have an * too.

:rolleyes

[HJNTX]

You can bet he will play.

[Fast Dunk]

Don't tell me this series will have an * too.

:rolleyes
YES

But the Spurs won't need it anyways, The Jazz will still win

[exstatic]

Go Pistons.

[duncan228]

Heard he's a game time decision.


May 28, 2007
Tom Orsborn: Utah's Williams a game-time decision
SALT LAKE CITY — A Utah Jazz spokesperson said guard Deron Williams' participation in Game 4 of the Western Conference finals tonight will be a game-time decision.

Williams, who scored 31 points in Utah's blowout victory over the Spurs in Game 3 Saturday, missed practice Sunday with stomach flu. Williams attended Monday morning's shootaround, but did not participate.

"He looked pretty good,"' Utah forward Matt Harpring said. "I think he is going to play

[dbestpro]

Its a ploy. He'll come out and play like usual and the media will go wild about his heroic effort when the whole sickness orginated from a hangover. It's funny that basketball players bet the flu or stomach virus at a higher rate than any nursing home in America. That is because every hangover is the flu.

[Martin R]

Spurs will KILL the williamed UTAH JAZZ or the unwilliamed UTAH JAZZ.

[exstatic]

Put a cork in it. Take some fucking Pepto. Drink some Gatorade to hydrate. Wasn't he sick yesterday? He should have started a course of Acidophilus bacterium tabs. That'll cork you up.

If he doesn't play, this will go down in playoff history with Pippin's infamous "headaches" every time the Bulls played the Pistons in the 80s.

[bonesinaz]

Well there is a nasty flu going around in AZ. My kids are getting over it, and I feel horrible today. The only time I threw up was after changing a diaper that looked like an explosion. If DWill has this bug, he will be wiped out. But as others have posted already, his illness is probably being hyped.

[GrandeDavid]

YES

But the Spurs won't need it anyways, The Jazz will still win

Who are your favorite Browns players?

[efrem1]

He'll play. I don't buy this game time decision stuff. They'll pump him up so full of Imodum that he will go.

[jazz4life]

He Could Score 30 Against Your Team Sitting On The Toilet!!

[exstatic]

His only real concern should be hydration. Slap some fucking Depends on, and go for it.

[jag]

He Could Score 30 Against Your Team Sitting On The Toilet!!

and the jazz would still lose... :clap

[beirmeistr]

He might score in spurts.

[Behrooz24]

Manpons son, manpons.

[Budkin]

CIA move.... he plays and scores 30+

[theroc5]

my friend is convinced that parker put something in williams food when they went out to eat. LOL

[Texas_Ranger]

1999 - Short season
2003 - Nowitzki injured
2005 - No Joe Johnson
2007 - Amare+Diaw suspended, Williams not playing game 4

[samikeyp]

He will be there when the ball goes up.

[Strike]

He Could Score 30 Against Your Team Sitting On The Toilet!!

Said the troll who's team is STILL down 2-1

[Strike]

1999 - Short season
2003 - Nowitzki injured
2005 - No Joe Johnson
2007 - Amare+Diaw suspended, Williams not playing game 4

Let the whiners whine while the winners win.

[BreezeHillBill]

He might score in spurts.
:blah :lol :oops :spin :oops

[BreezeHillBill]

Said the troll who's team is STILL down 2-1
"Squeezed one out" against the Pistons yesterday.

[ShoogarBear]

He'll play. They're just making a big deal of this to get the crowd fired up.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

I got the mud butt.

[exstatic]

I got the mud butt.
WTMI

[Lebowski Brickowski]

"He's an explosive player"
"He might drop two on Tony"
"His defense is sputtering"
"He will be their number two option."
"His problems are offensive."

[spursrocksocks]

he's dropping deuces everywhere

[RC's Boss]

Hope he doesn't shat on the parquet

[TampaDude]

"He's an explosive player"
"He might drop two on Tony"
"His defense is sputtering"
"He will be their number two option."
"His problems are offensive."

"D Will is the shit."
"He will dominate in the turd quarter."
"He will ensure a blowout."

[vsnba]

It is mind game , William will play. usually spurs will not play good when opposing team best player not playing. I am worried that spurs may loose this game.

[TampaDude]

He will be there when the ball goes up.

The float ball, right? He's gonna take it to the "rim". :lol

[timvp]

This is like the time Stockton "got injured in practice and was a game time decision" and then went out and played his best game of the series.

If Williams really was sick, the Jazz would have covered it up. This is a play to get the crowd even more wild.

[GrandeDavid]

This is a play to get the crowd even more wild.

You got that right. Smart tactic, too. Going to the "we are David" card all along, and reinforced by the media at large...and now to counter a Spurs team with wounded pride after Game 3, DW is now...ill. Yeah, right. Matters are even more difficult for the Jazz because of this illnes, so win tonight and the Jazz are heroic. Exactly right, L.J.

[romsho]

Go ahead and cue the "courage, heart, miraculous, etc." storyline for the rest of the night. I'm sure Popovich and the players don't buy this crap for a second.

[Extra Stout]

Expect the Jazz to go on a lot of runs.

[Extra Stout]

Go ahead and cue the "courage, heart, miraculous, etc." storyline for the rest of the night. I'm sure Popovich and the players don't buy this crap for a second.
I want to see him break out the hot water bottle on the sidelines.