View Full Version : How Cold Is It?????
Hook Dem
11-30-2004, 01:17 PM
It's so cold I had to bring the brass monkey inside........ :lol
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 01:19 PM
It's so cold I had to bring the brass monkey inside........ :lol
It is so cold, I have to use GPS to find my cock.
:spin
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:11 PM
It's so cold I had to buy fur condoms.
violentkitten
11-30-2004, 03:16 PM
its so cold a woman may actually touch duff or tpark
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:16 PM
its so cold a woman may actually touch duff and tpark
The same one?
SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 03:17 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.
violentkitten
11-30-2004, 03:17 PM
what the fuck are you a grammarian
gophergeorge
11-30-2004, 03:18 PM
I'll have to wear a long-sleeve shirt for my run today....
Bunch of lazy bastards.... :)
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:18 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.
That's not the cold that's doing that!!! :angel :lol :devil
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:20 PM
what the fuck are you a grammarian
Uh, it was a joke. It's not funny now that I have to explain it. But, see I thought you meant there is only ONE woman in the world that would touch both of them.
Sorry Duff/Tpark! :lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-30-2004, 03:22 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.
Bo-oy-oy-ing!
Shelly
11-30-2004, 03:42 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.
Damn! I'll take an emerald cut please!
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:44 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.
I hope they don't chip my teeth! :lmao
SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 03:50 PM
Damn! I'll take an emerald cut please!
As soon as I finish my princess.... ;) :lol
I hope they don't chip my teeth!
Hot damn! Now I know what to get you for Christmas...
http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204404/Products/7438368.jpg
:eyebrows :lol
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 03:51 PM
I hope they don't chip my teeth! :lmao
I see discretion is not one of your attributes.
:angel
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 04:04 PM
I see discretion is not one of your attributes.
:angel
I thought I was being discrete? :angel
CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 04:10 PM
I see discretion is not one of your attributes.
:lmao
just like not being jealous is one of yours...:lol
violentkitten
11-30-2004, 04:11 PM
way too much information
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 04:12 PM
:lmao
just like not being jealous is one of yours...:lol
Moi???
Ha!!
I still have Shelly, you know. :smokin
Useruser666
11-30-2004, 04:17 PM
Moi???
Ha!!
I still have Shelly, you know. :smokin
Does Shelly know that? :angel
JoeChalupa
11-30-2004, 04:22 PM
I'll have to wear a long-sleeve shirt for my run today....
Bunch of lazy bastards.... :)
Why the long sleeve shirt for a run?
CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 04:24 PM
Does Shelly know that?
good question...:lol
Shelly
11-30-2004, 04:32 PM
:lmao
Jimbo, I'd leave my dentist for you.
mouse
11-30-2004, 04:46 PM
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets :lmao
samikeyp
11-30-2004, 05:18 PM
As soon as I finish my princess
What's her name? Oh..wait...what? That's like a diamond or something, right?
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:39 PM
:lmao
Jimbo, I'd leave my dentist for you.
How about your Podiatrist?
:spin
SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
What's her name? Oh..wait...what? That's like a diamond or something, right?
Yes, mikey, a princess cut diamond. :lol :wow :lol
SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
How about your Podiatrist?
:spin
:lmao
CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
How about your Podiatrist?
you can have the feet...I have already checked out her scaevolas...:eyebrows
samikeyp
11-30-2004, 05:52 PM
damn! :depressed
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:53 PM
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets :lmao
Speaking of Lawyers:
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?" he asked.
:lol
Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:54 PM
you can have the feet...I have already checked out her scaevolas...:eyebrows
CC, she is married to one. :rolleyes
CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 06:01 PM
I know
stilll didn't stop me from checking out her scaevolas though...:eyebrows
Shelly
11-30-2004, 06:09 PM
I know
stilll didn't stop me from checking out her scaevolas though...:eyebrows
Puh-lease! You were checking out the toothless wonder woman. How can anyone compete with that?
CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 06:13 PM
Last edited by Shelly : Today at 05:09 PM. Reason: I asked a question.
:lmao
couldn't remember showing me your scaevolas so you had to google search it huh?...:lol
Shelly
11-30-2004, 06:19 PM
:lmao
couldn't remember showing me your scaevolas so you had to google search it huh?...:lol
No. I forgot to put a question mark!
http://farrer.riv.csu.edu.au/ASGAP/jpg/870196a.jpg :spin
mouse
11-30-2004, 06:40 PM
Speaking of Lawyers:
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?" he asked.
:lol
^RACK^ "lmao
It was so cold the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle. :smokin
http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-saves.jpg
Spurgal
11-30-2004, 07:29 PM
It's so cold, I thought Malik was laying next to me In bed... :smokin
Hook Dem
11-30-2004, 08:48 PM
It was so cold that Duff pulled out a hair and pissed all over himself! :lmao
CommanderMcBragg
11-30-2004, 08:56 PM
It's so cold my baby is breast feeding on milk shakes.
Kori Ellis
12-01-2004, 01:24 AM
Current Conditions for San Antonio, TX (78254)
39°F
Partly Cloudy Feels Like
39°F
mattyc
12-01-2004, 01:33 AM
First day of Summer here in Oz, and it's about 13 degrees celcius. Typical Melbourne. :rolleyes:
iminlakerland
12-01-2004, 02:16 AM
Van Nuys Today
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at: 10:51 pm PST F° | C°
Currently:
40°
Fair High: 62°
Low: 35°
ZStomp
12-01-2004, 08:40 AM
It's so cold that I felt I had just gotten out of the Pool!!!
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza019.jpg
exstatic
12-01-2004, 08:52 AM
My freaking patio thermometer said 32 degrees this AM. WTF? Wasn't it just like 90 a week or two ago?
Jimcs50
12-01-2004, 08:58 AM
My freaking patio thermometer said 32 degrees this AM. WTF? Wasn't it just like 90 a week or two ago?
ex, this is called a cold front.A cold front is defined as the transition zone where a cold air mass is replacing a warmer air mass, hence the temperature change from hot to cold. Do you understand now?
:angel
CosmicCowboy
12-01-2004, 09:31 AM
incredible frost this morning...the arena at the house looked like it snowed and it took forever to thaw the windshield on my truck out enough to drive...
AlamoSpursFan
12-01-2004, 09:37 AM
It must be cold enough that Hell actually froze over. Or I'm still asleep and dreaming....because I know that CAN'T POSSIBLY be a Wilson County crew out there actually working on my road...
:lol
mattyc
12-01-2004, 09:42 AM
It's so cold that I felt I had just gotten out of the Pool!!!
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza019.jpg
:lol :lol :lol
"So you felt short changed?"
:elephant
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-01-2004, 09:54 AM
It must be cold enough that Hell actually froze over. Or I'm still asleep and dreaming....because I know that CAN'T POSSIBLY be a Wilson County crew out there actually working on my road...
:lol
:lol
Updated: 8:35 AM CST on December 01, 2004
Observed at San Marcos, Texas
36 °F / 2 °C
Clear
exstatic
12-01-2004, 10:09 AM
ex, this is called a cold front.A cold front is defined as the transition zone where a cold air mass is replacing a warmer air mass, hence the temperature change from hot to cold. Do you understand now?
Jeez, Jim, who pissed in your Cornflakes? I think when we skip an entire season (Fall) it's worth a comment.
mouse
12-01-2004, 10:46 AM
It's so cold . . .
I saw Richard Simmons wearing pants! :lmao
Jimcs50
12-01-2004, 11:04 AM
Jeez, Jim, who pissed in your Cornflakes? I think when we skip an entire season (Fall) it's worth a comment.
Man, I am just messing with you. :)
AlamoSpursFan
12-01-2004, 11:11 AM
And we didn't skip fall...it was a day and a half back there in September.
:lol
Useruser666
12-01-2004, 11:22 AM
It's so cold . . .
I saw Richard Simmons wearing pants! :lmao
He was shivering to the oldies. :lol
mouse
12-01-2004, 11:23 AM
It's so cold.....a snowman just knocked on my door and asked to sleep on the couch!
Spurgal
12-01-2004, 10:15 PM
http://www.camp11.com/E-mail-archive/Archive/Images/image-files/snowmen.jpg Did It look like this guy?
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