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Hook Dem
11-30-2004, 01:17 PM
It's so cold I had to bring the brass monkey inside........ :lol

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 01:19 PM
It's so cold I had to bring the brass monkey inside........ :lol


It is so cold, I have to use GPS to find my cock.


:spin

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:11 PM
It's so cold I had to buy fur condoms.

violentkitten
11-30-2004, 03:16 PM
its so cold a woman may actually touch duff or tpark

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:16 PM
its so cold a woman may actually touch duff and tpark

The same one?

SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 03:17 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.

violentkitten
11-30-2004, 03:17 PM
what the fuck are you a grammarian

gophergeorge
11-30-2004, 03:18 PM
I'll have to wear a long-sleeve shirt for my run today....

Bunch of lazy bastards.... :)

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:18 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.

That's not the cold that's doing that!!! :angel :lol :devil

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:20 PM
what the fuck are you a grammarian

Uh, it was a joke. It's not funny now that I have to explain it. But, see I thought you meant there is only ONE woman in the world that would touch both of them.

Sorry Duff/Tpark! :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-30-2004, 03:22 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.


Bo-oy-oy-ing!

Shelly
11-30-2004, 03:42 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.


Damn! I'll take an emerald cut please!

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 03:44 PM
It's so cold I just got a call from Americus who told me that their diamond cutter was out sick and wanted to borrow my nipples.

I hope they don't chip my teeth! :lmao

SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 03:50 PM
Damn! I'll take an emerald cut please!


As soon as I finish my princess.... ;) :lol




I hope they don't chip my teeth!


Hot damn! Now I know what to get you for Christmas...


http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204404/Products/7438368.jpg

:eyebrows :lol

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 03:51 PM
I hope they don't chip my teeth! :lmao


I see discretion is not one of your attributes.

:angel

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 04:04 PM
I see discretion is not one of your attributes.

:angel

I thought I was being discrete? :angel

CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 04:10 PM
I see discretion is not one of your attributes.

:lmao

just like not being jealous is one of yours...:lol

violentkitten
11-30-2004, 04:11 PM
way too much information

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 04:12 PM
:lmao

just like not being jealous is one of yours...:lol


Moi???

Ha!!

I still have Shelly, you know. :smokin

Useruser666
11-30-2004, 04:17 PM
Moi???

Ha!!

I still have Shelly, you know. :smokin

Does Shelly know that? :angel

JoeChalupa
11-30-2004, 04:22 PM
I'll have to wear a long-sleeve shirt for my run today....

Bunch of lazy bastards.... :)

Why the long sleeve shirt for a run?

CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 04:24 PM
Does Shelly know that?

good question...:lol

Shelly
11-30-2004, 04:32 PM
:lmao

Jimbo, I'd leave my dentist for you.

mouse
11-30-2004, 04:46 PM
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets :lmao

samikeyp
11-30-2004, 05:18 PM
As soon as I finish my princess

What's her name? Oh..wait...what? That's like a diamond or something, right?

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:39 PM
:lmao

Jimbo, I'd leave my dentist for you.


How about your Podiatrist?

:spin

SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
What's her name? Oh..wait...what? That's like a diamond or something, right?


Yes, mikey, a princess cut diamond. :lol :wow :lol

SpursWoman
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
How about your Podiatrist?

:spin


:lmao

CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 05:47 PM
How about your Podiatrist?

you can have the feet...I have already checked out her scaevolas...:eyebrows

samikeyp
11-30-2004, 05:52 PM
damn! :depressed

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:53 PM
It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets :lmao


Speaking of Lawyers:

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?" he asked.
:lol

Jimcs50
11-30-2004, 05:54 PM
you can have the feet...I have already checked out her scaevolas...:eyebrows


CC, she is married to one. :rolleyes

CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 06:01 PM
I know

stilll didn't stop me from checking out her scaevolas though...:eyebrows

Shelly
11-30-2004, 06:09 PM
I know

stilll didn't stop me from checking out her scaevolas though...:eyebrows

Puh-lease! You were checking out the toothless wonder woman. How can anyone compete with that?

CosmicCowboy
11-30-2004, 06:13 PM
Last edited by Shelly : Today at 05:09 PM. Reason: I asked a question.

:lmao

couldn't remember showing me your scaevolas so you had to google search it huh?...:lol

Shelly
11-30-2004, 06:19 PM
:lmao

couldn't remember showing me your scaevolas so you had to google search it huh?...:lol


No. I forgot to put a question mark!

http://farrer.riv.csu.edu.au/ASGAP/jpg/870196a.jpg :spin

mouse
11-30-2004, 06:40 PM
Speaking of Lawyers:

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?" he asked.
:lol


^RACK^ "lmao

It was so cold the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle. :smokin

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-saves.jpg

Spurgal
11-30-2004, 07:29 PM
It's so cold, I thought Malik was laying next to me In bed... :smokin

Hook Dem
11-30-2004, 08:48 PM
It was so cold that Duff pulled out a hair and pissed all over himself! :lmao

CommanderMcBragg
11-30-2004, 08:56 PM
It's so cold my baby is breast feeding on milk shakes.

Kori Ellis
12-01-2004, 01:24 AM
Current Conditions for San Antonio, TX (78254)

39°F

Partly Cloudy Feels Like
39°F

mattyc
12-01-2004, 01:33 AM
First day of Summer here in Oz, and it's about 13 degrees celcius. Typical Melbourne. :rolleyes:

iminlakerland
12-01-2004, 02:16 AM
Van Nuys Today


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at: 10:51 pm PST F° | C°

Currently:
40°

Fair High: 62°

Low: 35°

ZStomp
12-01-2004, 08:40 AM
It's so cold that I felt I had just gotten out of the Pool!!!

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza019.jpg

exstatic
12-01-2004, 08:52 AM
My freaking patio thermometer said 32 degrees this AM. WTF? Wasn't it just like 90 a week or two ago?

Jimcs50
12-01-2004, 08:58 AM
My freaking patio thermometer said 32 degrees this AM. WTF? Wasn't it just like 90 a week or two ago?


ex, this is called a cold front.A cold front is defined as the transition zone where a cold air mass is replacing a warmer air mass, hence the temperature change from hot to cold. Do you understand now?


:angel

CosmicCowboy
12-01-2004, 09:31 AM
incredible frost this morning...the arena at the house looked like it snowed and it took forever to thaw the windshield on my truck out enough to drive...

AlamoSpursFan
12-01-2004, 09:37 AM
It must be cold enough that Hell actually froze over. Or I'm still asleep and dreaming....because I know that CAN'T POSSIBLY be a Wilson County crew out there actually working on my road...

:lol

mattyc
12-01-2004, 09:42 AM
It's so cold that I felt I had just gotten out of the Pool!!!

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza019.jpg

:lol :lol :lol

"So you felt short changed?"

:elephant

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-01-2004, 09:54 AM
It must be cold enough that Hell actually froze over. Or I'm still asleep and dreaming....because I know that CAN'T POSSIBLY be a Wilson County crew out there actually working on my road...

:lol

:lol

Updated: 8:35 AM CST on December 01, 2004
Observed at San Marcos, Texas

36 °F / 2 °C
Clear

exstatic
12-01-2004, 10:09 AM
ex, this is called a cold front.A cold front is defined as the transition zone where a cold air mass is replacing a warmer air mass, hence the temperature change from hot to cold. Do you understand now?
Jeez, Jim, who pissed in your Cornflakes? I think when we skip an entire season (Fall) it's worth a comment.

mouse
12-01-2004, 10:46 AM
It's so cold . . .
I saw Richard Simmons wearing pants! :lmao

Jimcs50
12-01-2004, 11:04 AM
Jeez, Jim, who pissed in your Cornflakes? I think when we skip an entire season (Fall) it's worth a comment.



Man, I am just messing with you. :)

AlamoSpursFan
12-01-2004, 11:11 AM
And we didn't skip fall...it was a day and a half back there in September.

:lol

Useruser666
12-01-2004, 11:22 AM
It's so cold . . .
I saw Richard Simmons wearing pants! :lmao

He was shivering to the oldies. :lol

mouse
12-01-2004, 11:23 AM
It's so cold.....a snowman just knocked on my door and asked to sleep on the couch!

Spurgal
12-01-2004, 10:15 PM
http://www.camp11.com/E-mail-archive/Archive/Images/image-files/snowmen.jpg Did It look like this guy?