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E20
06-01-2007, 12:42 AM
I've formed a hypothesis on how Magic truely got HIV.

Quite simply, he had gay sex with Michael Jordan. One of them got pregnant and the other got HIV. Michael then 'retired' to play 'baseball', but in fact he went to give birth to Lebron James.
SpursDynasty
06-01-2007, 12:48 AM
Stupid and classless.
Johnny_Blaze_47
06-01-2007, 12:51 AM
Um...wow.
Trainwreck2100
06-01-2007, 01:02 AM
Magic doesn't have AIDS he has HIV.
E20
06-01-2007, 01:35 AM
Lmao
Trainwreck2100
06-01-2007, 01:42 AM
Lmao

changing the subject line doesn't change the original title, and AIDS is an acronym and all letters should be capitalized
Brutalis
06-01-2007, 01:52 AM
thats fucked up
timvp
06-01-2007, 02:20 AM
Thought. A-
Execution. D
Don Quixote
06-01-2007, 01:02 PM
Tasteless and crude, yes.

But I don't think I have a better explanation. I mean, all the bases are covered.
MadDog73
06-01-2007, 01:06 PM
Actually, that's pretty funny.

I love the idea of MJ giving birth to Lebron in secret...

it's a lot more plausible than him becoming a baseball star.
dknights411
06-01-2007, 01:08 PM
Somebody delete this thing.
MadDog73
06-01-2007, 01:11 PM
It's really not so bad. The whole absurdity of the thing cuts through it's classlessness.
word
06-01-2007, 11:09 PM
I've formed a hypothesis on how Magic truely got HIV.

Quite simply, he had gay sex with Michael Jordan. One of them got pregnant and the other got HIV. Michael then 'retired' to play 'baseball', but in fact he went to give birth to Lebron James.

I think he got it sucking cock. Simple as that.
JMarkJohns
06-01-2007, 11:13 PM
I've formed a hypothesis on how Magic truely got HIV.

Quite simply, he had gay sex with Michael Jordan. One of them got pregnant and the other got HIV. Michael then 'retired' to play 'baseball', but in fact he went to give birth to Lebron James.

So then LeBron is really 14 years old? Somebody alert the NBA aga-minimum police!!!
ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
06-02-2007, 02:10 AM
It's really not so bad. The whole absurdity of the thing cuts through it's classlessness.
The AIDS part is classless.

The MJ giving birth in hiding, is "chuckle" worthy.

And the fact that Lebron embody's both traits of the two MJ's makes it seem kind of funny.
ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
06-02-2007, 02:13 AM
So then LeBron is really 14 years old? Somebody alert the NBA aga-minimum police!!!
MJ gave birth to Lebron in the Dominican Republic.
spursfan09
06-02-2007, 02:20 AM
It's kind of funny to think MJ gave birth to Lebron, but not cool to make fun of Magic for his disease.
slacker77
06-04-2007, 08:22 AM
I thought I heard or read somewhere that magic didn't have any detectable levels of hiv in system anymore?How is this possible?Maybe there already is cure,but like my father always says.."There's no money to be made in cures"(it's all about long term income-doc's visits,prescriptions,etc...)
monosylab1k
06-04-2007, 09:04 AM
I thought I heard or read somewhere that magic didn't have any detectable levels of hiv in system anymore?How is this possible?Maybe there already is cure,but like my father always says.."There's no money to be made in cures"(it's all about long term income-doc's visits,prescriptions,etc...)

there's a cure if you're rich as hell. i guarantee you they've got a cure. but the common man will never have access to that cure.

think about how many rich people get AIDS these days? none. Magic was really the last one that I can remember. considering how promiscuous most celebrities are, it's shocking that in over a decade not one person has gotten it. and that's because if a rich celebrity gets it, he knows where to go and he's got the money to get it fixed.
Spurminator
06-04-2007, 09:21 AM
It starts with a "D" and ends with "avid Stern."

Another NBA conspiracy, people. Open your eyes.
slacker77
06-04-2007, 11:02 AM
there's a cure if you're rich as hell. i guarantee you they've got a cure. but the common man will never have access to that cure.

think about how many rich people get AIDS these days? none. Magic was really the last one that I can remember. considering how promiscuous most celebrities are, it's shocking that in over a decade not one person has gotten it. and that's because if a rich celebrity gets it, he knows where to go and he's got the money to get it fixed.
You know it's funny you say that,I've always wondered where the hell is all the millions(It might have already met the billion mark)of dollars that is raised and donated for the cause go to?I'm mean really all the research and studies that has been done by private,public,and goverment labs over the 20 plus years and still nothing?Now I know a good percentage is used for people who already have the illness,but really,where does the rest go to?Definitely not to a cure....oh wait,ask magic.