Nick and Jessicas Family Christmas!

[IcemanCometh]

are you guys as fucking stoked as i am for this?

[JoeChalupa]

I'm always up for some nice Christmas cleavage.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Merry Christmas, Chalupa.

http://www.superiorpics.com/jessica_simpson/images/jessica015.jpg

[IcemanCometh]

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/03_12/jessica_simpson_nipple_slip.jpg

I think thats more in line with what you want

[exstatic]

Nick and Jessica are like a better looking, less talented, less intelligent Sonny and Cher. Other than her boobs, they really have nothing going for them. They had better pay to keep them perky, or their 15 minutes are over.

[Hook Dem]

http://tinypic.com/pqekk

[Shelly]

Nick and Jessica are like a better looking, less talented, less intelligent Sonny and Cher. Other than her boobs, they really have nothing going for them. They had better pay to keep them perky, or their 15 minutes are over.


And hopefully, they'll take her sister, Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan with them.

[JoeChalupa]

I think Jessica does have a great voice.

[bigzak25]

jessica is a cut above the rest. she can have her boobs on my tube anyday....lachey can stay home.

[exstatic]

I think Jessica does have a great voice.

I think you're mesmerized by her boobies. If she were a rock singer, she'd be called Led Zeppelins.

[maxpower]

She can jingle her bells anytime...or mine.

[exstatic]

And hopefully, they'll take her sister, Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan with them.

Throw in that other lip-syncher, Britney Spears, and I'm all over this.

As for Jessica's boobs, that's a gift from God, not a talent. She's a very lucky girl. If not for the bodacious tatas, she'd probably be flipping burgers or working at KMart.

[bigzak25]

i give jessica credit though, sure she's a knockout, but i think she does have a good voice, and she's obviously had a successful career to this point....supposedly saved herself for marriage, which is pretty respectable in this day and age, and has marketed herself very well....people can hate all they want, but at the end of the day, she is a very successful woman....with nice tits. :smokin

[T Park]

jessica simpson cant sing???

but Cher can?

Cher sounds like a goddamn man when she sings.

[bigzak25]

i believe in life after love.....

[violentkitten]

tpark what do you know about singing

[JoeChalupa]

I just think Jessica is hot. period.

[bigzak25]

Jingle Bells Baby....:smokin

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/bigzak25/jsis1a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/bigzak25/jsis1.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

I'd like to create some nice chestnuts with her baby!!!!

[pololady1971]

All I want to know is... are Nick & Jessica breaking up?

[violentkitten]

id hit it

[pololady1971]

I can't believe my 1st post in the forum is about Nick & Jessica Simpson!

What's worse, is I'll probably sneak a peek at their special tonight! :nerd

[GoldToe]

That damn FCC screwed everything up!
No cleavage shots at all last night made the show a real bummer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I can't believe my 1st post in the forum is about Nick & Jessica Simpson!


No, what's worse is that you seem to forget to read the rule regarding first posts.



Whatever your first post is about will be the subject matter of your permanent title (the words below your username). Make it good.

[SpursWoman]

I can't believe my 1st post in the forum is about Nick & Jessica Simpson!

What's worse, is I'll probably sneak a peek at their special tonight! :nerd



Okay, you just gave yourself away. :lol :rollin :makeout

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That damn FCC screwed everything up!
No cleavage shots at all last night made the show a real bummer.

Merry Christmas, GoldToe!

http://www.104krbe.com/media/photos/celebrity/k_o/mtv_vma_03/images/jessica_simpson.jpg
http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/supermodels/JessicaSimpson/1.jpg

[bigzak25]

last christmas, I gave her my heart, but he very next day...she gave it away...this year....to save me from tears...I'll give it to someone special
:depressed


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All I want for Christmas
is her two front teets,
her two front teets,
see her two front teets!

Gee, if I could only
suckle on her two front teets,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas.

[pololady1971]

Well, I did mention Jessica's name in my first post and we (Jessica & I) do have at least one thing in common: our bra sizes are between the letters C and E!