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sa_butta
06-05-2007, 07:50 AM
World's largest penis erected

An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1003027.jpg

The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city.

Builders wrapped more than 6,500ft of straw around the steel structure which stands on an altar atop 1,250ft high Qinlong Hill.

"It is a totem of Shamanistic culture, which originated in this city," says the president of the park, Cheng Weiguang.

Legend says a Shaman hero named Ewenki vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.

After this, the ruler set a penis totem on top of the hill, reports East Asia Economic and Trade News.

Shi Lixue, director of the China Folk Culture Association, backed the project, saying: "It symbolizes our ancestors' pursuit of happiness and prosperity."

And, although some tourists said they felt uncomfortable about the statue, others were unmoved.

"It's just a pillar. I don't care. It can be a symbol of the park," said one mother who was visiting the park with her child.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2362087.html

ObiwanGinobili
06-05-2007, 08:14 AM
well... that looks weird.

J.T.
06-05-2007, 09:21 AM
You know how I know you're gay? You built a 30ft cock at your amusement park.

CubanMustGo
06-05-2007, 09:55 AM
World's largest penis erected

The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwang Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city.



fixed.

The Red Hood
06-05-2007, 10:24 AM
You know how I know you're gay? You built a 30ft cock at your amusement park.

:lmao :rollin

pussyface.
06-05-2007, 10:40 AM
that thing would look great in my ass

Bob Lanier
06-05-2007, 10:49 AM
Well, I guess they could build a ferris wheel Prince Albert.

ObiwanGinobili
06-05-2007, 11:23 AM
It's a good thing they circumsized that 30 foot cock or else it would look REALLY weird.

how do you know? :wtf If it's erect the forskin is retracted.

pussyface.
06-05-2007, 12:43 PM
I've had bigger....in my ass.

PM5K
06-05-2007, 03:19 PM
No nuts?

Vizzini
06-05-2007, 03:54 PM
What? No one has given the "they never asked for permission to use my likeness, I am going to sue" joke yet?

ShoogarBear
06-05-2007, 04:02 PM
I know where Mark Cuban's next vacation will be.

Vizzini
06-05-2007, 04:03 PM
I know where Mark Cuban's next vacation will be.

:lol :lol

ObiwanGinobili
06-05-2007, 04:07 PM
C'mon, really, who's gonna erect a 30 foot statue of an uncircumsized dong? That's just gross.

to americans.

besides I don't think they were making that point since they didn't go thru the trouble of creating a big 'ol circ scar and skin bridges. :tongue

SpursWoman
06-05-2007, 04:13 PM
Pfffft. That pales in comparison to what I've got at home. :smokin

Fillmoe
06-05-2007, 04:49 PM
leave it to chinese people to build a huge penis.......

Fillmoe
06-05-2007, 04:50 PM
Pfffft. That pales in comparison to what I've got at home. :smokin


http://www.popcultmag.com/obsessions/firstpersonescapades/dildoparty/dildo.jpg

SpursWoman
06-05-2007, 04:53 PM
Well, I was talking about the real thing ... but I've got a pretty impressive collection of those, too. :lol :lol

TxJudsonCocketTx
06-05-2007, 05:05 PM
You wouldn't need those if the real thing is as humongous as you say. FIBBER!

SpursWoman
06-05-2007, 05:38 PM
You wouldn't need those if the real thing is as humongous as you say. FIBBER!


Don't think substitute, think supplement. :lol