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MadDog73
06-06-2007, 10:18 AM
He doesn't even use his hands to play basketball, he uses telekenesis.

He can actually levitate over his opponents after paralyzing them with neuro-toxin he shoots from his eyes....

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:19 AM
LeBron is so good...

He can foul out Tim Duncan just by looking at him.

ShoogarBear
06-06-2007, 10:20 AM
LeBron is so good...

He can foul out Tim Duncan just by looking at him.That may be true.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:21 AM
LeBron is so good...

His headband can cure cancer.

Momma_monkey
06-06-2007, 10:22 AM
Get his Cape ready. LMAO
Who's his court jester??????

Borosai
06-06-2007, 10:23 AM
Lebron is so good...

He doesn't need magnets.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:26 AM
LeBron is so good...

That when the series is over, Tim Duncan will be from the Islands.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:27 AM
LeBron is so good...

That Michael Jordan wore #23 in anticipation of him.

ShoogarBear
06-06-2007, 10:27 AM
Get his Cape ready. LMAO
Who's his court jester??????Too easy.



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CosmicCowboy
06-06-2007, 10:29 AM
LeBron is so good...

That Michael Jordan wore #23 in anticipation of him.

:lmao

we have a winner!

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:30 AM
LeBron is so good...

That he gave Wilt Chamberlain advice on getting laid.

ShoogarBear
06-06-2007, 10:33 AM
LeBron is so good . . .

Craig Ehlo is talking shit.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:34 AM
LeBron is so good...

His shot is on fire like the Cuyahoga River.

Sec24Row7
06-06-2007, 10:35 AM
ESPN is going to be in his Girlfriend's Delivery Room

ShoogarBear
06-06-2007, 10:35 AM
LeBron is so good . . .

Ted Stepien goes out in public again.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:36 AM
LeBron is so good...

He made Chuck Norris cry.

ObiwanGinobili
06-06-2007, 10:38 AM
Lebron is so good...

he doesn;t actually play, he just beats the opposition on NBA Live

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:39 AM
LeBron is so good...

He doesn't fly on the team plane. He just dunks from the airport.

Sec24Row7
06-06-2007, 10:41 AM
Lebron is so good...

Someone in Cleveland Rented a copy of Major League 3: Back to the Minors

Im getting verklempt
06-06-2007, 10:42 AM
LeBron is so good...

He can divide by zero.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:43 AM
LeBron is so good...

Whenever he plays Trivial Pursuit, he answers every question "LeBron."

And he is always correct.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:44 AM
LeBron is so good...

He made Jim Brown quit the NFL.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:45 AM
LeBron is so good...

If you try to shoot him, he just dunks over the bullet.

L.I.T
06-06-2007, 10:47 AM
Lebron is so good...

He doesn't need to play defense.

Wait...are these supposed to be funny? Or true?

MadDog73
06-06-2007, 10:50 AM
Wait...are these supposed to be funny? Or true?


LeBron is so good it's not even funny...

L.I.T
06-06-2007, 10:52 AM
LeBron is so good it's not even funny...
:lol . Touche.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:53 AM
LeBron is so good...

He can beat Detroit simply by swimming in a damn pool.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 10:54 AM
LeBron is so good it's not even funny...
LeBron is so good he can make Drew Carey seem funny...

midgetonadonkey
06-06-2007, 10:56 AM
Lebron is so good his dick averaged a triple double for the season.

MadDog73
06-06-2007, 10:58 AM
LeBron is so good he can make Drew Carey seem funny...


Nice.... :lol

LeBron is so good, people spontaneously break into song and dance when he walks onto the street.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 10:59 AM
Lebron is so good...

When he was born, he slapped the doctor!

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:00 AM
LeBron is so good...

When the Soviet Union heard he was born, they just packed up and quit.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:00 AM
Lebron is so good...

When he was born, he slapped the doctor!
That's not true, he dunked on the doctor.

SuperFob
06-06-2007, 11:01 AM
Lebron is so good...

He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:01 AM
Lebron is so good...

When he speaks, new words are added to the dictionary. See: "fatigueful"

L.I.T
06-06-2007, 11:01 AM
Lebron is so good...

He put the Bee Gees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:02 AM
Lebron is so good...

He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.
They should make it 1 on 5 just to be fair.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:03 AM
Lebron is so good...

He farted and Calvin Klein named a cologne after it.

CosmicCowboy
06-06-2007, 11:05 AM
LeBron is so good...

When the Soviet Union heard he was born, they just packed up and quit.

:lmao

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:09 AM
LeBron is so good...

If you have a Full House in poker and he has a pair of jacks, he just dunks on you and takes your chips.

Assman
06-06-2007, 11:13 AM
I heard he waters his lawn with unicorn tinkle.

Flea
06-06-2007, 11:17 AM
Lebron is so good he would have defeated Santa Anna, all by himself.

midgetonadonkey
06-06-2007, 11:19 AM
Lebron is so good he traveled back in time and defeated Napoleon by dunking on him.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:20 AM
LeBron is so good...

He doesn't have to mow his lawn; the grass just lays prostrate before him.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:29 AM
LeBron is so good...

One time he peed into the Riverwalk, and the water was clear for a year.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:31 AM
LeBron is so good...

Moses didn't part the Red Sea; that was just LeBron driving the lane.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:37 AM
Lebron is so good...

He doesn't shake hands, he bitch-slaps people....then dunks on them.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:37 AM
Lebron is so good...

He has a stunt double for defense.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:38 AM
LeBron is so good...

That tower in Pisa was straight until he dunked over it.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:39 AM
LeBron is so good...

Michael Jordan wears LeBron James pajamas.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:40 AM
Lebron is so good...

He can impregnate a woman by looking at her.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:40 AM
LeBron James is so good...

If he hip-checked Steve Nash into the scorers' table, Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw would run off the bench to their mommies.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 11:42 AM
Lebron is so good...

The Cavs playbook only has one play in it.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:45 AM
LeBron James is so good...

If you play Game 5 against Detroit backwards, it is a reading of the Bible.

spursfan09
06-06-2007, 11:56 AM
Lebron is so good...

He's been saving the world by dunking on-coming asteroids into other planets.

csl24
06-06-2007, 11:57 AM
LeBron James is so good...


Dan Patrick got on the court on his knees and sucked tha kings nuts, labron then dunked dan patrick .

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 11:58 AM
LeBron James is so good...

He doesn't sink your battleship; he dunks on it.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 12:00 PM
LeBron James is so good...

Once he got an erection while in San Antonio, and somebody built a life-size replica.

It is called the Tower of the Americas.

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:11 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

he'll help deliver his own child during the game in the huddle

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:11 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

he CAN handle the truth!

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 12:12 PM
LeBron James is so good...

He can posterize your soul.

Duncanoypi
06-06-2007, 12:24 PM
Lebron is so good...

He even turn "ducks" into a goat....

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:26 PM
Lebron is so good...

he set the truth free

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:26 PM
Lebron is so good...

he dunked on a dollar and made change

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:28 PM
Lebron is so good...

he knows the last digit of pi

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 12:32 PM
LeBron is so good...

Johnnie Cochran couldn't defend him.

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:32 PM
Lebron is so good...

he shot the sheriff, deputy, constable and chief of police

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 12:33 PM
LeBron is so good...

God named the rainbow after his jump shot.

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 12:35 PM
LeBron is so good...

He never gets stuck in traffic. Nobody can stay in front of him -- he drives right by.

samikeyp
06-06-2007, 12:35 PM
LeBron is so good...

His shot is on fire like the Cuyahoga River.

No...he pissed on it to put it out.


Lebron is so good he traveled back in time and defeated Napoleon by dunking on him.

LeBron didn't have to travel back...time came to him.

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:36 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

he agreed to play in cleveland without a team

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:37 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

they're changing the name to SpursSilence.com

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:37 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

He helped gore create the internet

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:38 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

jordan has gone back to just being the name of some middle east nation

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 12:41 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

his wallet is the one that says "badmotherfucker"

41times
06-06-2007, 01:08 PM
Lebron is so good..........

He made Mr. T piti himself.

His dick has it's own Zip Code

When he talks E.F. Hutton listens.

The earth rotates around him.

When he was born Nike made "Air James" shoes but they weren't good enough for him so the called them Air Jordans.

He's the model for Trojan's new Extra Large condom.

He would score 51's in a dunk contest

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 01:30 PM
Lebron is so good...

He's in bed before the lights go out.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 01:31 PM
Lebron is so good...

People in other countries swear that he's our President!

SAGambler
06-06-2007, 01:43 PM
Lebron is so good...

He has people in Cleveland believing they actually have a chance at winning something!

ClingingMars
06-06-2007, 01:57 PM
Lebron is so good...

He's gonna beat the Spurs all by himself.

dont put your crap on sarcastic threads like these.

Lebron is so good...

A sagaa of movies is going to made about his life.

-Mars

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 02:08 PM
LeBron James is so good ...

He got Stephen A. Smith to whisper.

csl24
06-06-2007, 05:55 PM
Lebron is so good...


His massive Tirds are made of solid Gold.

LilMissSPURfect
06-06-2007, 06:38 PM
Lebron is so good.............he made chuck flip flop on the spurs..... :spin

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 06:39 PM
Lebron is so good.............he made chuck flip flop on the spurs..... :spin
serious?

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 06:43 PM
Guns don't kill people. Lebron just shatters them with dunks.

LilMissSPURfect
06-06-2007, 06:43 PM
serious?

All coz of bron! yep :king

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 06:44 PM
Lebron is so good...

He can slam a revolving door.

BigBeezie
06-06-2007, 06:47 PM
Lebron is so good...

He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.

csl24
06-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Lebron is so good...


He can dunk is own balls!

Ronaldo McDonald
06-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Lebron is so good...his Hot Pockets turn hot the instant he touches them

tim_duncan_fan
06-06-2007, 07:28 PM
Lebron is so good...

He can dunk from the 3 pt line...

in BASEBALL!

Ronaldo McDonald
06-06-2007, 07:30 PM
Lebron is so good...Lebanon has decided to change its name to Lebronan

Ronaldo McDonald
06-06-2007, 07:31 PM
Lebron is so good...hookers pay to him to do them

Louie Vega
06-06-2007, 07:32 PM
LeBroad is so gay......er.......uh good that he will go to the line 15 - 20 times a game this series! :depressed

csl24
06-06-2007, 07:37 PM
LeBroad is so gay......er.......uh good that he will go to the line 15 - 20 times a game this series! :depressed



Now that is something to be concerned about, the refs will do what they can to give him a championship

Extra Stout
06-06-2007, 07:38 PM
LeBron is so good...

Scientists have found he is singlehanedly responsible for global warming.

Ronaldo McDonald
06-06-2007, 07:42 PM
Lebron is so good...Michael Jordan is jealous and has started training for the NBA again

L.I.T
06-06-2007, 07:42 PM
Lebron is so good...

He comes with a pacemaker warning.

Ronaldo McDonald
06-06-2007, 07:45 PM
Lebron is so good...his only foible is what he doesn't have: fingernails

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 07:57 PM
LeBron is so good...

when he was going to get voted off the island, he dunked the island.

td4mvp3
06-06-2007, 07:59 PM
LeBron is so good ...

they changed the company name to Dunkin' Donuts like LeBron

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:17 AM
LeBron is so good....

Jesus Christ second coming was set to begin at midnight Dec 31st 1999. Lebron dunked on Jesus. Now Armageddon comes when LeBron says so. Jesus was not available for comment.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:23 AM
LeBron is so good...

That if LeBron dunked on himself, the whole space-time continuum would collapse on itself and wipe the entire universe from existence

Roxsfan
06-07-2007, 12:46 AM
LeBron is so good...


My 3 yr old asked if he was gooder than Tim Duncan :greedy

fonzy16
06-07-2007, 02:37 AM
LeBron is so good...
God asked him for autograph

Sense
06-07-2007, 02:47 AM
LeBron is so good...

He CAN believe it's butter

Sense
06-07-2007, 02:48 AM
LeBron is so good...

He counted to infinity...... twice!

ATXSPUR
06-07-2007, 03:35 AM
Lebron is so good that he became a father before his own father became a father.

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 06:15 AM
Lebron is so good...his car runs on hype

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 06:32 AM
Lebron is so good...he decided swim the pathogen-filled riverwalk to prove that he truly is immune to everything

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 06:42 AM
Lebron is so good...he was pulled over for speeding even though his car literally runs by him--flinstone style.

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 06:46 AM
Lebron is so good...both the taliban and al queda have contacted him to ask how they should break down the U.S. defense

Clutch20
06-07-2007, 06:52 AM
JLb is so good.............that he doesn't even have to come to the game, the Cavs just get 2 lifesize cardboard photos of the King and place them underneath both baskets. :p:
The images of James effectlvely intimidates most Spurs players and cows them into submission except for Beno U since he doesn't have any court vision. Beno will be the x factor because of his unique handicap of near-blindness to any visual details on the hardwood.
But this thread is about JLb, sorry I started talking about Beno :cry

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 06:57 AM
Lebron is so good...when he practices his shot with a cheerio as the rim he still shoots 100%

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:10 AM
LeBron is good.

They are changing the name of sex to LeBron.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:13 AM
LeBron is good.

NASA is asking him to dunk new satellites into orbit.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:47 AM
LeBron is so good.

That Jim Carry movie (The Number 23) is about him.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:47 AM
LeBron is so good.

Jesus came back early to meet him.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:50 AM
LeBron is so good.

Ceaser was stabbed 23 times in tribute to LeBron's dunking skills.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:51 AM
LeBron is so good.

If you type his name into google the internet breaks.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 07:56 AM
LeBron is so good.

He lost his virginity before his dad did.

mathbzh
06-07-2007, 08:00 AM
GW Bush wants to attack Ohio because they hide a mass destruction weapon.

mathbzh
06-07-2007, 08:13 AM
Eric Clapton isn't god anymore

mathbzh
06-07-2007, 08:20 AM
Next season the Cavs will start games with Lebron and 4 cheerleaders

mathbzh
06-07-2007, 08:22 AM
Aaron will leave the church of Manu and join the church of Lebron

mathbzh
06-07-2007, 08:30 AM
He would have create the world in just 5 days

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 08:36 AM
Lebron is so good...

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Lebron can piss his name into concrete.

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 08:37 AM
Lebron is so good.

His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Lebron.

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 08:45 AM
LeBron is so good, Michael Jordan wants to come back so he can wear LeBron's number.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 08:50 AM
LeBron is so good...

He can run around the world and dunk on himself.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 08:53 AM
LeBron is so good...

That is not a list of credits at the end of Finals telecasts. That is a list of people LeBron dunked on that day.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:00 AM
LeBron is so good...

He plays the lottery every week, with just the number 23. He has won every week for four years.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:02 AM
LeBron is so good...

Those aren't craters on the moon. Those are places LeBron has hit his head while dunking.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:03 AM
LeBron is so good...

He does not travel at the speed of light; light travels at the speed of LeBron.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:04 AM
LeBron is so good...

There are only three things certain in life: death, taxes, and LeBron posterizing your ass.

L.I.T
06-07-2007, 09:05 AM
Lebron is so good...

The dodo didn't die of natural causes. Lebron just got hungry.

nkdlunch
06-07-2007, 09:05 AM
Lebron is so good, he turns bronze into gold

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 09:08 AM
Lebron is so good...

The dodo didn't die of natural causes. Lebron just got hungry.
Lebron is so good, there are no lists of extinct species, just a list of the ones Lebron allows to live.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:09 AM
LeBron is so good...

"Ohio" stands for 1) him dunking over your ass, 2) saying "hi", and 3) dunking over your ass again.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:12 AM
LeBron is so good...

Not only do bullets bounce off him, he grabs them as rebounds and dunks them over your ass.

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 09:14 AM
Lebron is so good, he's the reason it's high in the middle.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:29 AM
LeBron is so good...

Originally, the stars on the U.S. flag were supposed to stand for LeBron's triple doubles, but once the flag got full, he started using the sky instead.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:32 AM
LeBron is so good...

He does not compete in the NBA. Competing "implies" the possibility of losing.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:35 AM
LeBron is so good...

The U.S. Air Force doesn't use bomber planes anymore. They just give LeBron explosive basketballs.

L.I.T
06-07-2007, 09:36 AM
Lebron is so good...

His first dunk gets confused with the Big Bang.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:36 AM
LeBron is so good...

The active ingredient in Viagra is one bead of LeBron's sweat.

41times
06-07-2007, 09:40 AM
He is so good that Hershey changed the name of the candy bar to the Mr. Lebronbar.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:41 AM
LeBron is so good...

What we think of as a solar eclipse is just LeBron praticing dunks in his backyard.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 09:42 AM
LeBron is so good...

Occasionally when he goes for a dunk, he hammers it down too hard. We call the results black holes.

L.I.T
06-07-2007, 09:48 AM
Lebron is so good...

Roland Garros used to be played on hard-court...until he accidently dunked a tennis ball during an exhibition match.

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 11:26 AM
Lebron is so good, he tore the fabric of space-time flexing his biceps.

Davidicus
06-07-2007, 11:34 AM
Lebron is so good, if you water his poo 2 doves will spawn out of it

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 11:43 AM
LeBron is so good....

He never shaves...because the only thing that can cut Lebron James....is LeBron James

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 11:54 AM
LeBron is so good.

His mere presence on the court results in the basketball shooting itself.

fyatuk
06-07-2007, 11:56 AM
LeBron is so good...

ESPN Classic is getting read to show one of his high school games instead of their normal programming...

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 11:57 AM
LeBron James gave Mona Lisa that smile

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 11:58 AM
LeBron is so good...
he doesnt acutally write anything....the words assemble themselves out of fear

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 12:03 PM
Lebron is so good...

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Lebron banging your sister.

Soul_Patch
06-07-2007, 12:05 PM
this thread is classic.


i liked the lebanon changed its name to lebronan...lol

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 12:08 PM
LeBron is so good.

He can only be satisfied when he makes love to himself.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:09 PM
LeBron James is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a basketball clinic there once. when he demonstrated his dunk all wome within a 1000 mile radius instantly became preganant.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:13 PM
LeBron is so good...

He is the only person who can actually email a dunk over you

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:27 PM
LeBron is so good....

He got his first dunk at the age of 16. Seconds.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 12:36 PM
LeBron is so good,

God rested on the 7th day because a LeBron playoff game was on TV.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:44 PM
LeBron is so good...

a man once asked him if he could call him Bron. Lebron did not respond. He simply stared at the man until he exploded

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 12:50 PM
LeBron is so good...

Once his coach told him to back off a bit so as not to run up the score. LeBron therefore played with both arms and legs chained up, upside down in a tank full of water, buried 20 feet under the arena. He was held to 91 points.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 12:53 PM
LeBron is so good...

Once they staged an one-on-one exhibition between him and Michael Jordan in Cleveland. To make it fair, LeBron's basket was mounted on the surface of the Sun.

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 12:55 PM
Lebron is so good, he can hurry love, he can touch this, he can always get what he wants, and he can tell Kanye West something.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 12:55 PM
LeBron is so good...

One time Yao Ming hit a jump shot over him. In return, LeBron invented bird flu.

Extra Stout
06-07-2007, 12:57 PM
LeBron is so good...

AT&T was broken up the first time by one of his dunks.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 12:57 PM
LeBron is so good...
he does not consider it sex if the woman survives

Magic_Johnson
06-07-2007, 01:11 PM
lebron is so good...
all team will retire his number and build a statue of him

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 01:36 PM
Lebron is so good...

He can kill two stones with one bird.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 01:45 PM
Saddam Hussein was not found in a hole. He was once in Cleveland and LeBron dunked on him so hard that he was propelled though the earth stopping just short of the Iraqi suface.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 01:51 PM
Lebron is so good........

The Catholics in Cleaveland use his tinkle for Holy water

hater
06-07-2007, 01:52 PM
damn all these are good

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 01:54 PM
There are four legal methods of execution in the U.S.....lethal injection, gas chamber, the electric chair and being dunked on by LeBron

hater
06-07-2007, 01:56 PM
Lebron is so good that when he goes to mexico and drinks the water, it is automatically purified for the next 50 years.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 01:57 PM
LeBron is so good...

he once dunked on the entire state of Ohio...and all of it's residents...at the same time

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 01:58 PM
Lebron is so good...

At his 10th birthday party he punched a magician. That' right, a magician.

hater
06-07-2007, 01:59 PM
Lebron is so good, he purposely lost at the olympics because "gold is not his color"

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 01:59 PM
Lebron is so good...

The cops question him, just so they can talk to him.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 01:59 PM
Le Bron is so good...

He makes onions cry

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:00 PM
Lebron is so good...

His urine is the original low carb drink....and the #1 export to Belgium.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:02 PM
LeBron is so good...

he uses Tobasco Sauce as eyedrops

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:07 PM
LeBron is so good...

If tapped, a LeBron dunk could power the whole state of Ohio for 88 minutes

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:11 PM
Lebron is so good....

He puts his salad dressing on the salad...not on the side...right on the salad.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 02:14 PM
Lebron is so good.........

He can crush a beer can with his butt cheeks!

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:16 PM
Lebron is so good...

He can build a snowman out of rain.

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:17 PM
Lebron is so good....

He doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:18 PM
LeBron is so good...
that when taking the SAT's if you put LeBron as every answer you will score over an 8000

ObiwanGinobili
06-07-2007, 02:25 PM
Lebron is so good..

He actually plays naked, his skin just looks like a uniform.

ObiwanGinobili
06-07-2007, 02:25 PM
Lebron is so good ...

He assimilated... the borg.

ObiwanGinobili
06-07-2007, 02:26 PM
Luke Skywalker doesn't use the force.... he uses the lebron.

hater
06-07-2007, 02:28 PM
Lebron is so good that when he goes to a car dealership, the car dealer closes seconds before he reaches the door.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:28 PM
LeBron did not shoot the Sherriff...but he did dunk on the Deputy

marini martini
06-07-2007, 02:29 PM
Lebron is so good:

that he can tie a cherry stem with his tongue in Boobies mouth.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:32 PM
LeBron is so good...

he does not own a house. He walks into random houses and the people move

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:36 PM
Lebron is so good...

They circumcised him, and used the extra skin for 1,000 burn victims’ skin grafts.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:37 PM
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk...When the Hulk gets mad he turns into LeBron James

marini martini
06-07-2007, 02:37 PM
Lebron is so good....

He never, ever had to try out for any basketball team.

O-Factor
06-07-2007, 02:38 PM
Lebron is so good he can inhale and still piss cleanly

O-Factor
06-07-2007, 02:41 PM
Lebron is so good:

He has a force named after him, the Lebron side of the Force.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:41 PM
LeBron is so good...

That when he does a pushup he isnt lifting himself up...he pushs the Earth down.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 02:42 PM
Lebron is so good.............

He can kiss both his elbows!

mullet
06-07-2007, 02:43 PM
Lebron is so good...

he makes my wife cream.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:43 PM
LeBron once dunked from the free throw line in the Staples Center.....to the rim in Madison Square Garden.

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:44 PM
Lebron is so good...

His penis has a joint in it.

O-Factor
06-07-2007, 02:45 PM
Lebron is so good:

Sprite is now the #1 soft drink in the world

csl24
06-07-2007, 02:45 PM
LeBron is so good...

He once farted and it caused a massive hurricane, it was later named hurricane Butt Chunks...

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:46 PM
Lebron is so good...

There are no champions in the UFC.....just guys that Lebron didn't whip-up on.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:46 PM
Superman watched Game 5 of the Piston Cavs seriess.....he then cried himself to sleep

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:47 PM
Lebron is so good....

Jay-Z wants him to father his child with Beyonce.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 02:47 PM
Lebron is so good;

That he drove the sleigh for Santa last year.

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:50 PM
Lebron is so good....

He smoked President Clinton's cigar that he used on Monica.

judaspriestess
06-07-2007, 02:51 PM
lebron is so good

Aliens will make first contact with him

csl24
06-07-2007, 02:51 PM
Lebron is so good...



One of his tirds will be used as a stink seeking missile in a iraq

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:51 PM
According to Einstein's theory of relativity LeBron can acutally dunk on you yesterday

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 02:53 PM
Lebron is so good...

Kids everywhere are dropping out of college and knocking-up their girlfriends.

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:54 PM
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said, " I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds," he wasnt reffering to the atomic bomb. He was acutally reffering to the LeBron James jersey he wore for Halloween last year.

judaspriestess
06-07-2007, 02:55 PM
lebron is so good,

He can resurrect the dead, ask Jesus Christ

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 02:57 PM
LeBron is so good...

the when he plays Monopoly it acutally affects the worlds economy

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 03:01 PM
LeBron is so good....

In a tag-team match he was teamed up with Hulk Hogan against Andre the Giant and King Kong Bundy. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

ObiwanGinobili
06-07-2007, 03:26 PM
Lebron is so good...

He picked his toe jam , and the Pistons fell out.

hater
06-07-2007, 03:44 PM
Lebron is so good, he's in Jessica Alba's fav 1 through 5

Thunder Dan
06-07-2007, 03:48 PM
Here is how good Lebron is according to a Cleveland paper


CLEVELAND—Plain Dealer columnist Brandon Long, attempting to grade the playoff performance of Cavaliers forward LeBron James in terms his readers would understand, made extensive comparisons between the league's top young player and former Cavs forward Craig Ehlo. "Some may say Craig Ehlo would not have allowed the Pistons to get inside his head, take him out of the game, and limit his scoring in the third quarter," Long's Tuesday column read in part. "Only the most die-hard Cavs fans would deny that James has Ehlo beat in terms of pure talent. I'm going to have to give it to James this time." Long is expecting to be inundated with reader mail after claiming that James, unlike Ehlo, will most likely not exit the playoffs by having Michael Jordan shoot a series-clinching jumper over him

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 04:44 PM
LeBron is so good.

He can build a snowman out of rain, and then dunk on it.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 04:46 PM
LeBron is so good.

He broke the law by dunking on it.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 04:47 PM
Lebron is so good.

He can split the atom, by dunking on it.

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 05:17 PM
We should really post this some where maybe we can get a whole Chuck Norris thing going.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 05:22 PM
Lebron is so good......

That all the kids in Cleaveland going to Vacation Bible School, just watch movies of him playing high school BB.

BigBeezie
06-07-2007, 05:31 PM
Lebron is so good....

He can't shave his face, because the only thing that can cut Lebron is Lebron.

Ronaldo McDonald
06-07-2007, 05:37 PM
Lebron is so good...after God put everything on Earth in six days he spent the next 6,000 years creating him.

Geraldo Rivera
06-07-2007, 06:06 PM
Let me try!

Lebron is so good he is going to be Finals MVP!!!

golly I'm funny

DfendtheStar
06-07-2007, 06:23 PM
Let me try!

Lebron is so good he is going to be Finals MVP!!!

golly I'm funny
anyway....

LeBron is so good....

He can play a staring contest with the statue of liberty...and win

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 06:25 PM
Let me try!

Lebron is so good he is going to be Finals MVP!!!

golly I'm funny

LMAO!!! That is halarious!

Obstructed_View
06-07-2007, 06:56 PM
Lebron is so good, Tim Duncan's gonna come back for fourths.

But not fifths.

marini martini
06-07-2007, 11:35 PM
Lebron is so good.....

Only in
cleaveland's dreams. WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Avitus1
06-07-2007, 11:52 PM
LeBron is so good.

He makes Cleveland look like a legit sports city.

jag
06-07-2007, 11:59 PM
lebron is so good......

that "booby" Gibson was the high scorer for the cavs tonight.

EDIT: this isnt a joke, just pure facts.

Avitus1
06-08-2007, 12:43 AM
lebron is so good......

that "booby" Gibson was the high scorer for the cavs tonight.

EDIT: this isnt a joke, just pure facts.

Yea....

RaulValdez
06-08-2007, 01:24 AM
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RaulValdez
06-08-2007, 01:29 AM
that link was messed up here it is

http://www.geocities.com/rrvaldez20/WITNESSTHIS.html?1181284121561

Bear Grylls
06-08-2007, 01:30 AM
WITNESS HUH? WITNESS WHAT AN ASS WHOOPIN BY THE ALMIGHTY SPURS. THATS WHAT I SAW TONIGHT. CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND TO COUNTER THAT "WITNESS" TSHIRT BULLSHIT. I HAVE ONE AND IT IS BRILLIANT AND TO SAY THE LEAST "COCKY" I LOVE THIS IDEA. CHECK IT OUT GO SPURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/rrvaldez20...l?1181282806520



What you found?


Funny your handle is RaulValdez and the name in the link is rrvaldez....


Nice job of spamming

RaulValdez
06-08-2007, 01:31 AM
yeah its not spam, i know that I was emailed this shirt so I thought I would share it with yall. I thought it was pretty cool.

Supreme_Being
06-09-2007, 06:14 AM
LeBron is so good...

He's gay.


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/774/gaylbjgm9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Avitus1
03-05-2011, 12:00 AM
Figured this thread deserved a bump.

kuato
03-05-2011, 12:11 AM
Team play, my friends, team play, if you feed your teammates que team just work.

mystargtr34
03-05-2011, 12:19 AM
LeBron is so good...

That when the series is over, Tim Duncan will be from the Islands.

:rollin

Where is Extra Scout these days? Probably the most under rated poster in my 4 years here.