Random thoughts of Texas:

[Kiss ma Grits]

Instead of you chumps sittin' on here dissin' "Cleav-land", why don't you guys go fix those immigration problems? First you can't fix the problems you have, then you go drafting immigrants. They should change the name of San Antonio to "Corona". I may get criticized for this but hey, you guys have filthy mouths and you run a filthy state. Yeah I know about the "Wards". I'm still tryin' to figure out if you guys learned how to play basketball on "Dirt pavements". It's like you guys have been hyping yourselves because you just got done watching the movie "The air up there" or something. On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it. Watching the press conference today I watched Dunked on's response to someone asking him about "Endorsements", well Tim maybe if you didn't play the game like your granddaddy's grand dadday someone would give you the time of day. How bout this Timmy, ask if you could endorse "Corona" or "French" fries :cry I know Timmy, playing in SAN ANTONIO is like that. David didn't get many endorsements either. If you want more money go else where.

Texas women look like bulls!
Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)
Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!
Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!
Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!
Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!

Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry

[ChumpDumper]

Stay in school.

[Spurminator]

Crap I forgot to log out as Kiss ma Grits.

[SpursWoman]

Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry



"Don't forget to write!"


Excuse me now, I've got to go get some cowboy in ball-buster jeans off my back. BRB. :spin

[SpursWoman]

Crap I forgot to log out as Kiss ma Grits.


:lmao :lmao

[Shelly]

http://timstvshowcase.com/flo1.jpg

[gino>yourlife]

it's a shame i have to share my oxygen with you

[judaspriestess]

:drunk :madrun :clap

[O-Factor]

If Texas women look like bulls, then cleveland women must look like a bulls shaved asshole!

[Flo]

Kiss my grits!

[ATXSPUR]

My day is really ruined now....wow.

[Cleveland Steamer]

Now I'll be gone forever
I know exactly where you'll be. :fro

[ClingingMars]

Crap I forgot to log out as Kiss ma Grits.

Crap I forgot to log out as Spurminator.

-Mars

[cherylsteele]

Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)
and what is wrong with that?

Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!
Maybe, but as long as he plays like him or better...who the hell cares?

Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!
So what else is new?.

Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!
And neither do I....I watch them win....what else matters?

Now I'll be gone forever...
I've heard stuff like that before.

[DarrinS]

Yes, they did seem like random thoughts.

[O-Factor]

just another typical cavs fan who is a loser, a bitch so to speak.

[UV Ray]

Well, we know there was at least one child left behind.

[ClingingMars]

Well, we know there was at least one child left behind.

:lmao

I burst out laughing at reading that

-Mars

[Shelly]

I'm embarrassed for my fellow Ohioans.

[Trainwreck2100]

Instead of you chumps sittin' on here dissin' "Cleav-land", why don't you guys go fix those immigration problems? First you can't fix the problems you have, then you go drafting immigrants. They should change the name of San Antonio to "Corona". I may get criticized for this but hey, you guys have filthy mouths and you run a filthy state. Yeah I know about the "Wards". I'm still tryin' to figure out if you guys learned how to play basketball on "Dirt pavements". It's like you guys have been hyping yourselves because you just got done watching the movie "The air up there" or something. On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it. Watching the press conference today I watched Dunked on's response to someone asking him about "Endorsements", well Tim maybe if you didn't play the game like your granddaddy's grand dadday someone would give you the time of day. How bout this Timmy, ask if you could endorse "Corona" or "French" fries :cry I know Timmy, playing in SAN ANTONIO is like that. David didn't get many endorsements either. If you want more money go else where.

Texas women look like bulls!
Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)
Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!
Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!
Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!
Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!

Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry


That's more than worth the stupid shit you posted

[SAtoDallas]

Well, we know there was at least one child left behind.
No Kidding

[Summers]

My day is really ruined now....wow.

Mine too. He said the Spurs are boring and SA is full of Mescans. :( I never heard someone say something so mean!!








:lol wtf??

[O-Factor]

In the immortal words of Tim Duncan, "Thats retarted"

[cornbread]

On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it.
:lmao What does that even mean? Seriously, Cleveland fans have brought the weakest smack in playoff history.

[timvp]

That's a pretty classic meltdown, especially since the guy is posting from Nashville. Perhaps he's still mad his Grizzlies didn't get the number one pick.

And there's a better chance Beno has double figures in Game 1 than this guy never posting again.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao Kiss Ma Grits is just mad he managed to get 89 posts without getting banned. He's frustrated.

[Summers]

:lmao What does that even mean? Seriously, Cleveland fans have brought the weakest smack in playoff history.

They're playoff virgins. They need to round out their game.

[ShoogarBear]

I know exactly where you'll be. :fro:lmao

[L.I.T]

Stream-of-consciousness smack doesn't work for under 70 IQs. Best leave that to the first graders.

[cherylsteele]

On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"???
Like the Drew Carey Show is an historical recount of Cleveland's history.
Or maybe is it Major League?

[SPURS REP]

I have been lurking in this forum for a long time....
It seems to me that Cleveland smack is the most race oriented smack I have seen....
The lack of pro sports success really shows. They can't stick to the event...

[Davidicus]

any dumbass in america knows texas is better than ohio. no contest.

[Avitus1]

Instead of you chumps sittin' on here dissin' "Cleav-land", why don't you guys go fix those immigration problems?

Who do you think LeBron has doing his laundry, and cleaning his house?


First you can't fix the problems you have, then you go drafting immigrants.


http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/zydrunas_ilgauskas-arton21018-240x240.jpg
Ilgauskas is from

http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/images/ibc_map_lithuania_en.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/sasha_pavlovic-arton21135-240x240.jpg
Pavlovic is from

http://www.exportinfo.org/worldfactbook/maps/serbia_map.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/anderson_varejao-arton21224-240x240.jpg
Varejao is from

http://media.maps.com/magellan/Images/BRAZIL-W1.gif

When last I looked none of those places were within the US


They should change the name of San Antonio to "Corona".
Corona would be much better then drinking that lead poisoned sludge that passes as water in your city.


On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it.
You mean Awesome, dontcha?

When I think about movies from Cleveland only one comes to mind.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196816~Major-League-Posters.jpg
Its about a rag tag baseball team that does the impossible and actually wins. Its far fetched though cause the team is based in Cleveland.



Watching the press conference today I watched Dunked on's response to someone asking him about "Endorsements"

You might wanna call the Final's MVP Duncan.


David didn't get many endorsements either. If you want more money go else where.

They did get a few endorsements though. Its a shame they dont know how to whore themselves out like LeBron does. They could go else where for money but where would they go for championships? Cleveland? Hah!




Texas women look like bulls!


http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/eva_longoria_s_tony_parker_tattoo-arton23973-290x284.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n232/Invademycloset/Beyonce.jpg
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/smith1.JPG

If these are bulls then its time I had a rodeo.



Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)

Cowboy's are supposed to wear TIGHT JEANS. Ball Busters is one of many nicknames applied to this they can also be called nuthuggers. Regardless women love cowboys. How often do you hear "I love Clevelanders? (or whatever the hell you call yourselves)"



Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!

Do you mean like a Legend or a champion?


Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!

She also gets more press then LeBron, and is on a lot more magazines then he is.... here are the results from my google search..

Results 1 - 20 of about 1,720,000 for LeBron James. (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 20 of about 2,170,000 for Eva Longoria. (0.10 seconds)

And for fun

Results 1 - 20 of about 2,720,000 for Cleveland Cavaliers. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 20 of about 3,390,000 for San Antonio Spurs. (0.36 seconds)



Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!

We got RINGS though!



Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!

Its always bad to watch the Spurs play. Just ask Nugget, Suns, and Jazz fans.



Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry


Sure you will.... and if you do you wont see me crying over it.

[Mark Price]

The guy is not from Cleveland. He didn't even spell it correctly.

I've never been to San Antonio. From the live shots I've seen on our local news it looks like a beautiful place. Reporter was down at the Riverwalk.

I really hate flamers. This is suppose to be fun. No need for the insults.

Looking forward to an entertaining series.

Best regards.

[Summers]

The guy is not from Cleveland. He didn't even spell it correctly.

I've never been to San Antonio. From the live shots I've seen on our local news it looks like a beautiful place. Reporter was down at the Riverwalk.

I really hate flamers. This is suppose to be fun. No need for the insults.

Looking forward to an entertaining series.

Best regards.

A basic knowledge of the English language! Impressive. You can stay! :)

[Summers]

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/zydrunas_ilgauskas-arton21018-240x240.jpg
Ilgauskas is from

http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/images/ibc_map_lithuania_en.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/sasha_pavlovic-arton21135-240x240.jpg
Pavlovic is from

http://www.exportinfo.org/worldfactbook/maps/serbia_map.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/anderson_varejao-arton21224-240x240.jpg
Varejao is from

http://media.maps.com/magellan/Images/BRAZIL-W1.gif

When last I looked none of those places were within the US




But our foreigners are from places with their own Broadway tunes. We win!

[ClingingMars]

Who do you think LeBron has doing his laundry, and cleaning his house?




http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/zydrunas_ilgauskas-arton21018-240x240.jpg
Ilgauskas is from

http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/images/ibc_map_lithuania_en.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/sasha_pavlovic-arton21135-240x240.jpg
Pavlovic is from

http://www.exportinfo.org/worldfactbook/maps/serbia_map.gif

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/anderson_varejao-arton21224-240x240.jpg
Varejao is from

http://media.maps.com/magellan/Images/BRAZIL-W1.gif

When last I looked none of those places were within the US


Corona would be much better then drinking that lead poisoned sludge that passes as water in your city.


You mean Awesome, dontcha?

When I think about movies from Cleveland only one comes to mind.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196816~Major-League-Posters.jpg
Its about a rag tag baseball team that does the impossible and actually wins. Its far fetched though cause the team is based in Cleveland.




You might wanna call the Final's MVP Duncan.



They did get a few endorsements though. Its a shame they dont know how to whore themselves out like LeBron does. They could go else where for money but where would they go for championships? Cleveland? Hah!




http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/eva_longoria_s_tony_parker_tattoo-arton23973-290x284.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n232/Invademycloset/Beyonce.jpg
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/smith1.JPG

If these are bulls then its time I had a rodeo.


Cowboy's are supposed to wear TIGHT JEANS. Ball Busters is one of many nicknames applied to this they can also be called nuthuggers. Regardless women love cowboys. How often do you hear "I love Clevelanders? (or whatever the hell you call yourselves)"


Do you mean like a Legend or a champion?

She also gets more press then LeBron, and is on a lot more magazines then he is.... here are the results from my google search..

Results 1 - 20 of about 1,720,000 for LeBron James. (0.24 seconds)
Results 1 - 20 of about 2,170,000 for Eva Longoria. (0.10 seconds)

And for fun

Results 1 - 20 of about 2,720,000 for Cleveland Cavaliers. (0.09 seconds)
Results 1 - 20 of about 3,390,000 for San Antonio Spurs. (0.36 seconds)


We got RINGS though!


Its always bad to watch the Spurs play. Just ask Nugget, Suns, and Jazz fans.




Sure you will.... and if you do you wont see me crying over it.

Also

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Tim+Duncan&word2=LeBron+James

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=San+Antonio+Spurs&word2=Cleveland+Cavaliers

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Eva+Longoria&word2=Drew+Carey

Pwnt.

-Mars

[gilmor]

Is it just me.. Varejo sure looks like Carlito of WWE

[SAGambler]

Instead of you chumps sittin' on here dissin' "Cleav-land", why don't you guys go fix those immigration problems? First you can't fix the problems you have, then you go drafting immigrants. They should change the name of San Antonio to "Corona". I may get criticized for this but hey, you guys have filthy mouths and you run a filthy state. Yeah I know about the "Wards". I'm still tryin' to figure out if you guys learned how to play basketball on "Dirt pavements". It's like you guys have been hyping yourselves because you just got done watching the movie "The air up there" or something. On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it. Watching the press conference today I watched Dunked on's response to someone asking him about "Endorsements", well Tim maybe if you didn't play the game like your granddaddy's grand dadday someone would give you the time of day. How bout this Timmy, ask if you could endorse "Corona" or "French" fries :cry I know Timmy, playing in SAN ANTONIO is like that. David didn't get many endorsements either. If you want more money go else where.

Texas women look like bulls!
Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)
Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!
Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!
Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!
Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!

Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry


I thought your stupid ass was "gone forever" several hours ago.

Guess you are nothing but another lying troll.

[Avitus1]

Also

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Tim+Duncan&word2=LeBron+James

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=San+Antonio+Spurs&word2=Cleveland+Cavaliers

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Eva+Longoria&word2=Drew+Carey

Pwnt.

-Mars

Awesome. Thanks.

[Avitus1]

But our foreigners are from places with their own Broadway tunes. We win!

Thanks, now I can hear the tunes...

[JoeTait75]

They're playoff virgins. They need to round out their game.

Nah, we just lost our virginity. That explains the... overexuberance.

Now, this is a playoff virgin:

http://www.livinglightnews.org/images/vacgreen.gif

[Avitus1]

An interesting result from Google Fights....

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=LeBron+James&word2=Tony+Parker

[ClingingMars]

For Grits:

http://banned.ytmnd.com/
http://medievalbanned.ytmnd.com/
http://epicban.ytmnd.com/

-Mars

[HJNTX]

My day is really ruined now....wow.
:lol I'm hurt... :dramaquee

[Marcus Bryant]

Random Thoughts of Texas...

No state income tax. You don't have to shovel the heat for 6 months out of the year. Growing economy. Plenty of warm months for womens to bare almost all.

[Avitus1]

Random Thoughts of Texas...

No state income tax. You don't have to shovel the heat for 6 months out of the year. Growing economy. Plenty of warm months for womens to bare almost all.

I especially liked the last one.

[Shred]

Fat Antonio: There's more of us to love.

San Antonio Fat Pride Meetup (http://fatpride.meetup.com/cities/us/tx/san_antonio/) :elephant

[Shred]

“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." - George Carlin

[Shred]

Ohio: Jort Capital of the World?

Jort: Information from Answers.com (http://www.answers.com/topic/jort-apparel)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Jorts.jpg

jort (apparel)

Man showing off his jorts.A Jort (or Jorts, plural) [1] [2] is a garment worn by men or women that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and the upper part of the legs (typically the part above the knee.) Jorts are types of shorts that are made only from denim.

Jorts are a staple of Californians, Oklahoma Sooner and Ohio State Buckeye fans. Although usually accessorized with a wife-beater, a visor worn sideways, and several gold chains, the versatile fans are also often spotted shirtless with jorts, a visor worn sideways, and several gold chains. Showing a slight increase in classiness, Ohio State fans are known to wear jorts in combination with an Ohio State football jersey. Sooner fans have been known to wear jorts with suspenders and no shirt at all.

[bresilhac]

Instead of you chumps sittin' on here dissin' "Cleav-land", why don't you guys go fix those immigration problems? First you can't fix the problems you have, then you go drafting immigrants. They should change the name of San Antonio to "Corona". I may get criticized for this but hey, you guys have filthy mouths and you run a filthy state. Yeah I know about the "Wards". I'm still tryin' to figure out if you guys learned how to play basketball on "Dirt pavements". It's like you guys have been hyping yourselves because you just got done watching the movie "The air up there" or something. On top of that, I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why did some idiot make a movie about "The Alamo"??? It was and is exactly how I imagine it. Watching the press conference today I watched Dunked on's response to someone asking him about "Endorsements", well Tim maybe if you didn't play the game like your granddaddy's grand dadday someone would give you the time of day. How bout this Timmy, ask if you could endorse "Corona" or "French" fries :cry I know Timmy, playing in SAN ANTONIO is like that. David didn't get many endorsements either. If you want more money go else where.

Texas women look like bulls!
Texas cowboy's wear TIGHT JEANS! (We call em ball busters)
Tim Duncan looks like Kareem Abdul without the ball spot!
Eva gets more press then the whole Spurs team!
Spurs can get ratings, outside of ???? No body cares!
Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!

Now I'll be gone forever...gone ahead Spe-rm fans grip!!!!!!!!!! :donkey :cry

You should let your medication kick in before you attempt to post. And, who on staff let you have access to the computer again? Very, very sad.

[NorCal510]

he is right texas is trash

[Shred]

Myths surrounding Cuyahoga River fire 35 years ago (http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-06/cwru-msc061704.php)

[Darkwaters]

Fat Antonio: There's more of us to love.

San Antonio Fat Pride Meetup (http://fatpride.meetup.com/cities/us/tx/san_antonio/) :elephant

Wow...19 whole people. :depressed

I feel so pwned...

[Darkwaters]

All these insults are burning me up inside. Excuse me while I go up to my room and cry myself to sleep...

[Shred]

Wow...19 whole people. :depressed

I feel so pwned...

San Antonio: Fat Capital of the World (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,,1046514,00.html)

More than one million people live in and around Fat City, as San Antonio is known. Many are poor, a state which is linked to a sugar and fat-rich diet. Poor mothers tend to have underweight babies who through their lack of nutrition in the womb become biologically programmed to store fat super-efficiently in their youth. Around 40 per cent of the population is of Hispanic and South American extraction, and they appear genetically prone to being overweight.

[Marcus Bryant]

Myths surrounding Cuyahoga River fire 35 years ago (http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2004-06/cwru-msc061704.php)


The fact is that the Cuyahoga River caught fire from debris that collected in the crooked river's bend. The short-lived fire was out before the local press reached the scene to record images of its blaze. But it was a fire that followed ones in 1868, 1883, 1887, 1912, 1922, 1936, 1941, 1948 and the most devastating of all--the 1952 blaze that resulted in nearly $1.5 millions in damage.

[ClingingMars]

San Antonio: Fat Capital of the World (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,,1046514,00.html)

More than one million people live in and around Fat City, as San Antonio is known. Many are poor, a state which is linked to a sugar and fat-rich diet. Poor mothers tend to have underweight babies who through their lack of nutrition in the womb become biologically programmed to store fat super-efficiently in their youth. Around 40 per cent of the population is of Hispanic and South American extraction, and they appear genetically prone to being overweight.

Why does this even fucking matter? You do know that Spurs fans do exist outside of SA...

-Mars

[NorCal510]

california > texas

[Marcus Bryant]

california > texas

Please advise your fellow Californians to stop moving there.

[cherylsteele]

San Antonio: Fat Capital of the World (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,,1046514,00.html)

More than one million people live in and around Fat City, as San Antonio is known. Many are poor, a state which is linked to a sugar and fat-rich diet. Poor mothers tend to have underweight babies who through their lack of nutrition in the womb become biologically programmed to store fat super-efficiently in their youth. Around 40 per cent of the population is of Hispanic and South American extraction, and they appear genetically prone to being overweight.
An article 3 years old?
Here's one that is 1 year old....and San Antonio isn't even top 10
fattest cities 2006 (http://chicago.about.com/od/aboutchicago/a/010705_fat.htm)

[ClingingMars]

california > texas

disagreed due to extreme liberalism

-Mars

[Shred]

Why does this even fucking matter? You do know that Spurs fans do exist outside of SA...

-Mars

Yes, but at this rate, will there be enough food left for them to eat?

[gino>yourlife]

San Antonio: Fat Capital of the World (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,,1046514,00.html)

More than one million people live in and around Fat City, as San Antonio is known. Many are poor, a state which is linked to a sugar and fat-rich diet. Poor mothers tend to have underweight babies who through their lack of nutrition in the womb become biologically programmed to store fat super-efficiently in their youth. Around 40 per cent of the population is of Hispanic and South American extraction, and they appear genetically prone to being overweight.

wrong, not even top 10

http://chicago.about.com/od/aboutchicago/a/010705_fat.htm

[ClingingMars]

An article 3 years old?
Here's one that is 1 year old....and San Antonio isn't even top 10
fattest cities 2006 (http://chicago.about.com/od/aboutchicago/a/010705_fat.htm)


THE TOP 10 FITTEST CITIES

2006's 10 Fittest Cities (with their 2005 ranking in parenthesis):

Baltimore (25 fattest)
Honolulu (2)
Virginia Beach, Va. (12)

That's right, Hampton Roads > you.

-Mars

[Shred]

An article 3 years old?
Here's one that is 1 year old....and San Antonio isn't even top 10
fattest cities 2006 (http://chicago.about.com/od/aboutchicago/a/010705_fat.htm)

Hmmm....The Guardian versus Men's Fitness? It's like respected journalistic institution versus gay soft porn.

[cherylsteele]

wrong, not even top 10

http://chicago.about.com/od/aboutchicago/a/010705_fat.htm
tyou didn't see my post? :depressed

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Watching the Spurs play is worst then watching Tennis!




I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS!!!


It's on now, biotch!!! :madrun

[ClingingMars]

Yes, but at this rate, will there be enough food left for them to eat?

read what my fellow Spurs fans are posting, your data is out of data.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/LOL/lmao.jpg

-Mars

[gino>yourlife]

california > texas

austin > california

learn to swim faggot

[Shred]

I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS!!!


It's on now, biotch!!! :madrun

I'll take the French Open over the NBA Finals, myself.

[gino>yourlife]

tyou didn't see my post? :depressed

you beat me, my bad :p:

[Shred]

read what my fellow Spurs fans are posting, your data is out of data.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/LOL/lmao.jpg

-Mars

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

[cherylsteele]

you beat me, my bad :p:
:toast
We were both thinking the same thing.

[Shred]

:toast
We were both thinking the same thing.

Yeah, you both dig Men's Fitness--gay soft pron. Get a room.

[cherylsteele]

I'll take the French Open over the NBA Finals, myself.
So...does this mean if the Suns were to ever make the NBA finals you would rather watch the French Open?

[ClingingMars]

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

You get owned, and then you pass it off with nonsense? Nice.

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10563/lurchgetout.jpg

-Mars

[infinite styles]

california > texas

Then why are so many Californians moving here?

[cherylsteele]

Yeah, you both dig Men's Fitness--gay soft pron. Get a room.
Uh.....no....I just googled it and that link came up.

Get a life.

[Shred]

You get owned, and then you pass it off with nonsense? Nice.

-Mars

Well, what do you expect? My data ran out of data, my ideas lost all my ideas, and my words used up all my words.

[Avitus1]

Ohio: Jort Capital of the World?

Jort: Information from Answers.com (http://www.answers.com/topic/jort-apparel)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Jorts.jpg

jort (apparel)

Man showing off his jorts.A Jort (or Jorts, plural) [1] [2] is a garment worn by men or women that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and the upper part of the legs (typically the part above the knee.) Jorts are types of shorts that are made only from denim.

Jorts are a staple of Californians, Oklahoma Sooner and Ohio State Buckeye fans. Although usually accessorized with a wife-beater, a visor worn sideways, and several gold chains, the versatile fans are also often spotted shirtless with jorts, a visor worn sideways, and several gold chains. Showing a slight increase in classiness, Ohio State fans are known to wear jorts in combination with an Ohio State football jersey. Sooner fans have been known to wear jorts with suspenders and no shirt at all.

Look at him work those JORTS!

[Shred]

Uh.....no....I just googled it and that link came up.

Get a life.

"I swear to God, officers, I didn't mean to download those pictures to my hard drive. I don't know what they're doing there. It must've been THE GOOGLE." Sincerely, cherylsteele

[cherylsteele]

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
It is from a Steve Martin "Wild and Crazy Guy" routine.....not too sure what it means though.

[Shred]

Look at him work those JORTS!

Anyone who went to the Ohio State game in Austin last season can vouch for this. It's like when a baby is born in Ohio, they give him a lifetime supply of jorts.

[cherylsteele]

"I swear to God, officers, I didn't mean to download those pictures to my hard drive. I don't know what they're doing there. It must've been THE GOOGLE." Sincerely, cherylsteele
If I were reading a magazine it would not be Men's Fitness.
The Guardian is a British Tabloid...kind looks like the National Inquirer. Great source of solid facts and news.:rolleyes

[ClingingMars]

Well, what do you expect? My data ran out of data, my ideas lost all my ideas, and my words used up all my words.

There are times when one must admit defeat and slowly drop out of a thread.

-Mars

[cherylsteele]

"I swear to God, officers, I am over the suspensions I don't know what I'm doing at SpursTalk.com. It must've been my browser that went awry." Sincerely, Shred
Is this what you meant to type?

[NorCal510]

Then why are so many Californians moving here?
take a minute to think about it...

they couldn't afford the luxuries of california, so they had to move to shitty texas.

[Shred]

If I were reading a magazine it would not be Men's Fitness.
The Guardian is a British Tabloid...kind looks like the National Inquirer. Great source of solid facts and news.:rolleyes

Oy vey. Newspaper smak is FAN-TASTIC.

Behold:

The Power of the Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guardian_%28UK%29)

Awards
It has been awarded the National Newspaper of the Year in 1999 and 2006 by the British Press Awards, as well as being co-winner of the World's Best-designed Newspaper as awarded by the Society for News Design (2006).

[Shred]

There are times when one must admit defeat and slowly drop out of a thread.

-Mars

Well then maybe you should have thought about that when you started posting about my "data running out of data."

[Marcus Bryant]

take a minute to think about it...

they couldn't afford the luxuries of california, so they had to move to shitty texas.


http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay.jpg

Luxury indeed.

[Deb]

:lmao What does that even mean? Seriously, Cleveland fans have brought the weakest smack in playoff history.
Man, this Alamo comment is just a travesty from a sorry, piece of crap, don't know anything about history moron. :dizzy

[ClingingMars]

Well then maybe you should have thought about that when you started posting about my "data running out of data."

I love your desperate attempts to stay alive here. Keep 'em coming, it's good for a laugh.

-Mars

[Shred]

I love your desperate attempts to stay alive here. Keep 'em coming, it's good for a laugh.

-Mars

I've angered you to the point of threatening violence. When the Spurs win the 4th game, you will think of me and the asterisk:

*

My work here is done.

[Shred]

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/gay.jpg

Luxury indeed.

That's one of the things you get used to, living in Austin.

[cherylsteele]

Oy vey. Newspaper smak is FAN-TASTIC.
No worse than city smack....(that is how you spell smack)....behold the beauty of the internet.
smack spelling (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/smack)
The Guardian sure has the feel and look of a tabloid.

[cherylsteele]

take a minute to think about it...

they couldn't afford the luxuries of california, so they had to move to shitty texas.
Jobs that don't pay enough for housing and other expenses because the cost of living is higher there.
No State income tax.
No smog.

[Shred]

No worse than city smack....(that is how you spell smack)....behold the beauty of the internet.
smack spelling (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/smack)
The Guardian sure has the feel and look of a tabloid.

Is that you, Patty in Modesto?

[Buddy Holly]

Haha, some of the lamest smack ever was typed via Shred's computer.

[Shred]

Haha, some of the lamest smack ever was typed via Shred's computer.

Yeah, well you're pretty lame, too. And dumb. Yeah, you're dumb. :rolleyes

[cherylsteele]

Is that you, Patty in Modesto?
Who?

[Buddy Holly]

Yeah, well you're pretty lame, too. And dumb. Yeah, you're dumb. :rolleyes

Is that it? No night time plans for you? Too busy coming up with all the weak shit you're going to lay out here all day and night tomorrow?

No significant other? No, your pet turtle doesn't count unless you're Dr. Dolittle.

[flowman1234]

Bitch Cali is going to drown in the future