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06-06-2007, 11:56 PM
http://www.statesman.com/sports/cont...svc=7&cxcat=54
NBA allowing floppers to fall down on the job
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Flop: to cause to drop noisily and clumsily.
That's Webster's definition.
I bet he never went down like he was shot when a guy half his size bumped into him.
Here's a more pertinent definition of flop: the act of duping a basketball official into calling a foul on an opponent by crashing to the floor, even if there is only minimal contact.
Remember the good old days when you knew an offensive foul when you saw one? When it mattered that the defensive guy had to get his feet set before the guy he was guarding made contact? When the league didn't need that weird arc in the middle of the lane to determine an offensive foul from a block?
After Detroit's Antonio McDyess was ejected for clothes-lining Cleveland's Anderson Varejao in the first quarter of Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals, some observers, notably TNT analyst Reggie Miller (a great flopper in his day), accused the second-year forward of overselling the foul to the refs.
What further proof did you need that it wasn't a legitimate call? Did you need to see Varejao's head taken off and rolling across the floor toward the Detroit bench?
The better explanation: everybody hates a flopper.
Compared to fellow flop artist Manu Ginobili and Texas ex Daniel Gibson, the 6-foot-10-inch Varejao is the least visible of the second-round draft choices who are making the right kind of noise in the postseason, unless you count his hairdo, which bears an uncanny resemblance to that of Sideshow Bob's. While he's not known as a big scorer, Varejao does two things well. One is rebound (he averages 6.1 boards in only 21.8 minutes); the other is flop.
Tim Duncan did not want to talk about the four-letter word beginning with F that could lead to fouls and frustration over the next two weeks of the Finals. That is, if Varejao gets his way.
"I'm not going to start in that direction this early in the series," Duncan said. "I'll save that for a couple of games."
In a league that protects its scorers the way a mother hen protects her eggs, defensive players have to use everything at their disposal. The league's most exciting players — Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade — are accustomed to visiting the free-throw line anywhere from eight to 15 times a night, some of their freebies coming after minimal contact. While the stars are sure to get what's known as reputation calls, a flopper gets treated by road fans like a doofus who threw a first-grader's layup attempt into the bleachers at a father-son game.
No flopology would be accurate without mentioning some good, old school artists like Karl Malone, Miller and Dennis Rodman, along with the new breed — Varejao, Ginobili, Utah's Derek Fisher and the current king of fake collisions, Phoenix Suns guard Raja Bell. But the father of flop has to be Vlade Divac.
If there was an Oscar given to the NBA's greatest flopper, Divac would be Meryl Streep. In his seven seasons with Sacramento, Divac earned his money by banging in the paint with the mammoth Shaquille O'Neal, who spent more time on the court and less time in the buffet line back then.
Divac was 7-1, 260 pounds but was physically no match for the 7-1, 330- to 380-pound O'Neal (his weight depended on the season) so he devised a strategy of sticking his chin into O'Neal's wheelhouse and violently flailing backward when Shaq went to the bucket. Sometimes he got hit, many times he didn't. Divac even admitted to flopping and took to blowing kisses to the home fans whenever he got away with it.
Divac is retired now but the flop is gaining momentum throughout the league. Even Nets' backup center Jason Collins is getting calls now. So in an attempt to cut down on the growing flopocrisy in its game, the NBA could be a stepping a forward to revolutionize its game with ... you guessed it, flop legislation.
Stu Jackson, the league's executive vice president of basketball operations, is actually considering the idea of penalizing problem floppers, an idea implemented by FIBA three years ago. The rule gives international basketball referees the freedom to slap floppers with technical fouls.
Former player Cedric Maxwell said floppers were dealt with severely in the 1980s.
"You stepped on them or you fell on top of them," he told the Arizona Republic. "That's what they need to do today. That would make guys think twice about it."
If the FIBA model is adopted, we may see a trend where offensive players will start trying to draw flops from defenders to get them whistled for technical fouls.
Guess that would be called flip flopping.
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NBA allowing floppers to fall down on the job
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Flop: to cause to drop noisily and clumsily.
That's Webster's definition.
I bet he never went down like he was shot when a guy half his size bumped into him.
Here's a more pertinent definition of flop: the act of duping a basketball official into calling a foul on an opponent by crashing to the floor, even if there is only minimal contact.
Remember the good old days when you knew an offensive foul when you saw one? When it mattered that the defensive guy had to get his feet set before the guy he was guarding made contact? When the league didn't need that weird arc in the middle of the lane to determine an offensive foul from a block?
After Detroit's Antonio McDyess was ejected for clothes-lining Cleveland's Anderson Varejao in the first quarter of Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals, some observers, notably TNT analyst Reggie Miller (a great flopper in his day), accused the second-year forward of overselling the foul to the refs.
What further proof did you need that it wasn't a legitimate call? Did you need to see Varejao's head taken off and rolling across the floor toward the Detroit bench?
The better explanation: everybody hates a flopper.
Compared to fellow flop artist Manu Ginobili and Texas ex Daniel Gibson, the 6-foot-10-inch Varejao is the least visible of the second-round draft choices who are making the right kind of noise in the postseason, unless you count his hairdo, which bears an uncanny resemblance to that of Sideshow Bob's. While he's not known as a big scorer, Varejao does two things well. One is rebound (he averages 6.1 boards in only 21.8 minutes); the other is flop.
Tim Duncan did not want to talk about the four-letter word beginning with F that could lead to fouls and frustration over the next two weeks of the Finals. That is, if Varejao gets his way.
"I'm not going to start in that direction this early in the series," Duncan said. "I'll save that for a couple of games."
In a league that protects its scorers the way a mother hen protects her eggs, defensive players have to use everything at their disposal. The league's most exciting players — Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade — are accustomed to visiting the free-throw line anywhere from eight to 15 times a night, some of their freebies coming after minimal contact. While the stars are sure to get what's known as reputation calls, a flopper gets treated by road fans like a doofus who threw a first-grader's layup attempt into the bleachers at a father-son game.
No flopology would be accurate without mentioning some good, old school artists like Karl Malone, Miller and Dennis Rodman, along with the new breed — Varejao, Ginobili, Utah's Derek Fisher and the current king of fake collisions, Phoenix Suns guard Raja Bell. But the father of flop has to be Vlade Divac.
If there was an Oscar given to the NBA's greatest flopper, Divac would be Meryl Streep. In his seven seasons with Sacramento, Divac earned his money by banging in the paint with the mammoth Shaquille O'Neal, who spent more time on the court and less time in the buffet line back then.
Divac was 7-1, 260 pounds but was physically no match for the 7-1, 330- to 380-pound O'Neal (his weight depended on the season) so he devised a strategy of sticking his chin into O'Neal's wheelhouse and violently flailing backward when Shaq went to the bucket. Sometimes he got hit, many times he didn't. Divac even admitted to flopping and took to blowing kisses to the home fans whenever he got away with it.
Divac is retired now but the flop is gaining momentum throughout the league. Even Nets' backup center Jason Collins is getting calls now. So in an attempt to cut down on the growing flopocrisy in its game, the NBA could be a stepping a forward to revolutionize its game with ... you guessed it, flop legislation.
Stu Jackson, the league's executive vice president of basketball operations, is actually considering the idea of penalizing problem floppers, an idea implemented by FIBA three years ago. The rule gives international basketball referees the freedom to slap floppers with technical fouls.
Former player Cedric Maxwell said floppers were dealt with severely in the 1980s.
"You stepped on them or you fell on top of them," he told the Arizona Republic. "That's what they need to do today. That would make guys think twice about it."
If the FIBA model is adopted, we may see a trend where offensive players will start trying to draw flops from defenders to get them whistled for technical fouls.
Guess that would be called flip flopping.
[email protected]; 912-5944