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06-12-2007, 07:39 AM
Loo roll bandit faces jail
An Iowa woman called Butts faces up to two years in jail - for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse.
Police say Suzanne Marie Butts was caught red-handed stealing three rolls of loo paper from the Marshall County Courthouse.
Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker told the Times-Republican: "A courthouse employee saw her walk from a storeroom carrying a bag of toilet paper."
Because of prior convictions, Butts faces up to two years in prison.
Supervisor Gordie Johnson said: "We have three strikes and you're out and I consider each roll of toilet paper a strike."
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An Iowa woman called Butts faces up to two years in jail - for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse.
Police say Suzanne Marie Butts was caught red-handed stealing three rolls of loo paper from the Marshall County Courthouse.
Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker told the Times-Republican: "A courthouse employee saw her walk from a storeroom carrying a bag of toilet paper."
Because of prior convictions, Butts faces up to two years in prison.
Supervisor Gordie Johnson said: "We have three strikes and you're out and I consider each roll of toilet paper a strike."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2371532.html?menu=