FSP Virtual Gift Exchange

[Shelly]

If we had a gift exchange, what would you give the fine people of FSP?

Duff: A book on how to talk to women.
Mouse & Marcus Bryant: An organizer to keep track of their different personalities
Kori: Her own radio show
Jim: A blow up doll where you can change the face so he can pretend it's whoever he's lusting after at the moment
Mikey: gnocchi
BigZak: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Timvp: Skills to beat an 11 year old at ESPN football
CC: The perfect garden and the phone number of the toothless wonder
Slomo: Some decent music to listen to
Manny: The resources to make the world a better place
Sequ: A trouble free car and some fresh corn
Scott: Something reel classey
Violent Kitten: Some catnip
UU666: A date with Duff...I mean...SW..screw it! You already have the best present!
SW: A faster way to get out of the SBC center!
Samuri Jane: The latest DDR
Herbivore Female: The ability to get off people's ignore lists
Pseudo: Sequ's golf clubs so she can pawn them and go shopping when the Shops at La Cantera open

Don't be offended if I didn't mention you. These were the ones off the top of my head. I'll add more later.

[bigzak25]

you know just how to please me shelly. :smokin

thankyou.

you get a hot mama of the year award, and a coupon for a free sensual massage. and that's not all shelly.....FSP is sending YOU and 3 Guests and 1 dog to California for the Holidays!!! woohoo!

[Useruser666]

I don't know what to ask for after SW. Um.......

And SW doesn't need a fast way out of the SBC lot when she's with me. :devil

[GoldToe]

I could use a new pair of socks.

[tlongII]

WTFIT? I get nothing?!

[1369]

Look at it this way Shelly, with SW and User now an item, just think of all the money you'll be saving on that "D" cell batteries you were planning on buying SW for Xmas.

[Shelly]

WTFIT? I get nothing?!

How could I forget you????? I knew there was somone important that I was forgetting!

Tlong: A Trailblazer championship and Jim's eternal love.

:lol @ 1369

[tlongII]

How could I forget you????? I knew there was somone important that I was forgetting!

Tlong: A Trailblazer championship and Jim's eternal love.

:lol @ 1369


AAAAAAACK!

[2pac]

:(

[Shelly]

y'all can make your own lists!

[timvp]

:flipoff He's almost 12.






:depressed

[2Blonde]

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year. :angel I went to Mass, rooted for the Spurs and averted my eyes when mouse posted nude photos of himself at his computer. But I have to admit I did peek at the Gorrilla porn. Anyway could I please have the following:
#1... A job for my husband. (He is about to retire from the military and I don't want him around the house too much.)
#2...My daughter to actually turn in her homework once in while. (She spends all that time doing it, so she might as well get the grade for it.)
#3...Jewelry. (Enough said !!)
#4...Lingerie. (It might help me get #3)

Love,
2Blonde

[samikeyp]

2pac-"1001 Mack Brown Jokes"

Shelly-stuff to bake me cookies

Timvp-AJ throwback jersey

Johnny Blaze-field passes to Safeco Field

Tlong-Bill Walton Deadhead t-shirt

Jimcs50-Billy Kilmer throwback jersey

SW-Bed and Breakfast Weekend with the person of her choice

Useruser666-a card that says "SpursWoman's person of choice"

Manny-success in his new job

Mouse-a job

Bigzak-Russ Grimm throwback jersey

Kori-her own show on Food Network called "Cooking for a GTG"

Alamo50-a job with the Spurs

Sarapet-lunch dammit! :)

To all of our international friends-plane tickets and Spurs tickets.

to all of you-peace and prosperity in 2005

[Bandit2981]

a lump of coal to all of you for always forgetting me :flipoff
:drunk :drunk :drunk

[T Park]

wow,

im shocked no underhanded or cheap shots at me.

I didnt think you guys had it in you to ignore me.

[bigzak25]

Mouse-a job

sheeeeeeyyit....want me to part the red sea too?

sincerely,

santa-

[Slomo]

Slomo: Some decent music to listen to

:lol Thanks! :lol











P.S. I only have to listen to that song twice a day now, so fingers crossed by next week I don't hear the bloody rooster anymore :)

[ClintSquint]

What ever it is....go ahead...make my day.

[Useruser666]

sheeeeeeyyit....want me to part the red sea too?

sincerely,

santa-

...On Comet, on Cupid, on Mouse, Donder and Blitzen.

[exstatic]

Sequ - A booster seat for when he and Pseudo go out to dinner.

[Taco]

My List:

1. Fresh Guacamole

2. Bean and Cheese

3. Fajitas

and last but not least

4. Viagra (So I can have that Crispy Taco shell, Mrs Taco will thank you later)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

#5 for Taco - Fledgling record label. Tacosaucier Productions.

[gophergeorge]

Dear Santa,

All I want is for you to make those black helicopters stop flying over my house.

Love,

Dan

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

GopherGeorge - A collection of bad suits, a dry-erase clipboard and a raspy voice.

[gophergeorge]

GopherGeorge - A collection of bad suits, a dry-erase clipboard and a raspy voice.


Ha! I already have two of the three.... I am only missing the bad suits... :)

Though I did wear a pair of blue dockers, a "polo" shirt" with St. John Bosco on it and my penny loafers...



Could you picture me in a Cotton Fitzsimmons outfit????

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ha! I already have two of the three.... I am only missing the bad suits... :)

Though I did wear a pair of blue dockers, a "polo" shirt" with St. John Bosco on it and my penny loafers...



Could you picture me in a Cotton Fitzsimmons outfit????

I'm actually picturing you in a Doug Moe outfit.

[samikeyp]

or Doug Moe's good buddy, Larry Brown!

http://www.remembertheaba.com/OnlyintheABAMaterial/LarryBrownRainbowSweater.JPG

[Taco]

or Doug Moe's good buddy, Larry Brown!

http://www.remembertheaba.com/OnlyintheABAMaterial/LarryBrownRainbowSweater.JPG

..FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT AND LIFT THOSE ARMS WAYYYYY OVER YOUR HEAD!!!

DO YOU FEEL PRETTY?

YOU ARE PRETTY TO ME!!!!

[Shelly]

Hmmm...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/your_kathi/random%20stuff%20for%20LJ/nipple_scarf.jpg

[travis2]

ummmm...that's OK...*nervous grin*...I don't need anything...really...really really...

[Solid D]

Shelly - a gift certificate to the SuperTarget.

[Solid D]

timvp - a crown for being the Trivia King.

[Solid D]

SpursWoman - A good man.

[Solid D]

ducks - a new spell checker to replace the one he broke.

[Solid D]

SAmikeyP - A seat at the RoundTable next to the Vegan Vixen.

[Solid D]

Travis2 - Tickets to a Night Ranger concert.

[Solid D]

I'm tired of shopping. More later.

[CosmicCowboy]

CC: The perfect garden and the phone number of the toothless wonder

too late

already have the best garden in town and all I can say to the rest of you guys is that once you go toothless you can never go back...:eyebrows

[CosmicCowboy]

http://javagamecenter.com/cool1/dentures.jpg

+

http://www.samsloan.com/viagra.jpg

=

http://www.digi-hound.com/wp/img_wp2/fireworks.jpg

[Blood Dong]

your presents are in the mail.............what about me?

[samikeyp]

Thanks Solid!

So timvp is the trivia king....did I miss the contest? :)

[SpursWoman]

SpursWoman - A good man.



Thank you, Solid....I got that one a little early! :makeout :)

[JoeChalupa]

:wow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

your presents are in the mail.............what about me?

Satellite radio.

[baseline bum]

I'm gonna buy the Dallas Mavericks for Solid D.

[Solid D]

I'm gonna buy the Dallas Mavericks for Solid D.

Thanks, Base. I'm honored. Do you think I can help them, or are they a lost cause?

[Spurgal]

How can anybody gorget to Include Spurgal In their list... :depressed

Dear Santa,

Since I have been forgotten by FSP this Christmas, can you please bring me a double gift...

Malik and a brand new Fendi Purse...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manny's gift.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LDSL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How can anybody gorget to Include Spurgal In their list... :depressed

Dear Santa,

Since I have been forgotten by FSP this Christmas, can you please bring me a double gift...

Malik and a brand new Fendi Purse...

I wanted to get you new rims for a Hummer.

:lol

[gophergeorge]

Manny's gift.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LDSL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


I think this would suit Duff much better... :)

[samikeyp]

no...too manly.

[Blood Dong]

This is a great gift for anyone with kids or is expecting:


http://www.nudeskin.org/images/articles/ImProof.jpg

[1369]

Thanks for the heads up BD, the wife is due in March and I think this would be perfect for the new addition to wear!

[Jimcs50]

Duff: A winning lottery ticket so I can get my money back. :).
Mouse : A prescription for medicinal marajuana.
Marcus : A coach Fran bobblehead doll.
Kori: A visit from the stork.
Jim: A freaking win on vBookie..I mean just once for crying out loud.
Mikey: A Cowboys win over the Redskins(this is virtual, you know. :)
BigZak: A Joe Gibbs bobblehead doll.
Timvp: See Kori
CC: An ability to be more succinct in story telling.
Slomo: NBA League Pass
Manny: A jumpshot
Sequ: A golf swing
Scott: A new truck
Violent Kitten: a fur ball
UU666: An exorcism
SW: A chiropractor visit for her sore back.
Samuri Jane: New set of insults for Travis.
Herbivore Female: The book deal on her trash talking abilities
Pseudo: A medal
Travis: A car that does not break down.
Shelly: Some new rims, and a pothole free existence.
TPark: a power pitcher on his Cardinals.
Whottt: another "t" in his name.

[Kori Ellis]

Thanks Jim.

[CosmicCowboy]

CC: An ability to be more succinct in story telling.

damn Jim...I thought you liked my stories...

remember the story about my friends mother that hit on me in high school?...it just wouldn't be the same if I was more succinct and condensed it to..."I didn't fuck Marks mother"...:wink

[violentkitten]

so duff hasnt paid you back. you should never have given him the dough

[Jimcs50]

Thanks Jim.


You're welcome.

:)

[samikeyp]

thanks bro. I'll get that Kilmer jersey in the mail for you! :)

[Jimcs50]

thanks bro. I'll get that Kilmer jersey in the mail for you! :)

Mikey,


I sat next to Billy and his wife on a flight from Washington to Dallas when I was in college coming back home for the Summer. He was having drink after drink on the plane and by the time we landed, his wife was ragging on him. :lol

She was hot btw.

[ChumpDumper]

Duff: A winning lottery ticket so I can get my money back. .
Mouse : A prescription for medicinal marajuana.
Marcus : A coach Fran bobblehead doll.
Kori: A visit from the stork.
Jim: A freaking win on vBookie..I mean just once for crying out loud.
Mikey: A Cowboys win over the Redskins(this is virtual, you know.
BigZak: A Joe Gibbs bobblehead doll.
Timvp: See Kori
CC: An ability to be more succinct in story telling.
Slomo: NBA League Pass
Manny: A jumpshot
Sequ: A golf swing
Scott: A new truck
Violent Kitten: a fur ball
UU666: An exorcism
SW: A chiropractor visit for her sore back.
Samuri Jane: New set of insults for Travis.
Herbivore Female: The book deal on her trash talking abilities
Pseudo: A medal
Travis: A car that does not break down.
Shelly: Some new rims, and a pothole free existence.
TPark: a power pitcher on his Cardinals.
Whottt: another "t" in his name.ChumpDumper: The check that has been "in the mail" for two months.

[Jimcs50]

ChumpDumper: The check that has been "in the mail" for two months.


Chump, don't hold your breath. :)

[ChumpDumper]

I'm not; it's just curious you went out of your way to lie about it via PM. No need to make yourself more of a weasel then you already were.

[Spurgal]

:depressed

[Jimcs50]

I'm not; it's just curious you went out of your way to lie about it via PM. No need to make yourself more of a weasel then you already were.

Chump do you honestly think I was serious about that proposal of giving you $1000 on a basketball statement???

I thought you were playing along all along. We did not bet, it was not a two way proposal...it was totally obvious that this was not real. :rolleyes

You must be a pretty gullable person if you thought I was going to send you a freaking grand for that. When someone says "the check is in the mail" it is common knowlege that is is bogus. Man, you must really need the money if you would even accept a thousand dollars over this. Get a job and EARN your money. :rolleyes

[SpursWoman]

I'm still working on my list.......I'm a last-minute shopper... :oops :nerd

[ChumpDumper]

Chump do you honestly think I was serious about that proposal of giving you $1000 on a basketball statement???Seeing as you pass yourself off as a player, yes. When I make a bet, it's for real.
I thought you were playing along all along.I never expect anything from internet blowhards. I was perfectly fine letting the entire thing go til you PMed me in chat -- that was a pretty stupid thing to do. I only really bring it up because it's fun to watch you squirm after talking shit about Duff. If you care to notice, it's the only time I mention it.
Get a job and EARN your money.I have a job and don't need your money. Don't make a bet if you can't stand losing.

[E20]

I want this.

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/mn-blz92h22.jpg

[mouse]

I have 10.00 bucks if maybe 4 other posters can get 10.00 dollars also? Then we can get the jersey you ask,, Or if 20 posters can get 5 bucks that could work also.. or if 40 posters can cough up a Dollar each we can make sure your XMas dreams come true... Myabe if 80 posters can bring............. Don't you want jesery of a wining team? get a Maverick Jersey :lmao


was sup? Ok I have a list also let me get it...

[Jimcs50]

Seeing as you pass yourself off as a player, yes. When I make a bet, it's for real.I never expect anything from internet blowhards. I was perfectly fine letting the entire thing go til you PMed me in chat -- that was a pretty stupid thing to do. I only really bring it up because it's fun to watch you squirm after talking shit about Duff. If you care to notice, it's the only time I mention it.I have a job and don't need your money. Don't make a bet if you can't stand losing.


Hey asshole, I am not squirming. Where was the bet???? There was no bet.... I was joking around and you know it, I know it and everyone in the fucking forum knows it. I PMed you in chat because you asked me where the money was in chat, so I PMed you saying, "yeah right, the check is in the mail"...only a moron whould have thought he was really getting a freaking thousand dollars over some bravado BS in the forum.

I loaned money to Duff, for his tuition....BIG DIFFERENCE THERE PAL. :rolleyes
.

[ChumpDumper]

Hey asshole, I am not squirming.Then why keep posting? I enjoy the rationalizations, but really -- you bet, you lost. If you don't want to pay, live with the rep.
I loaned money to Duff, for his tuition.Then you are a jerk for putting it in his face every other post.

Don't bet anymore.

[Jimcs50]

Then why keep posting? I enjoy the rationalizations, but really -- you bet, you lost. If you don't want to pay, live with the rep.Then you are a jerk for putting it in his face every other post.

Don't bet anymore.


I have mentioned the money to Duff 2 or 3 times in 4 months you fucking prick. Other people have asked me if he paid and I told them no, when asked. He owes me 800 dollars that he was supposed to pay me back in August or Sept. I think I have been more than patient, you fucking piece of shit.

Show me where we bet. I did not bet you, stop being a stupid jerk and admit we did not bet. It was not a bet, you can not afford a thousand dollar bet, so I know damn well you knew it was not a bet.

[ChumpDumper]

We bet.

I can certainly afford $1000.

Not that there was any risk -- I was right, you were wrong. I won, you lost.

It's ok that you can't or won't pay. I expected it. I can live without it. Was going to get something nice for my girl.

If you can't back up your "bravado" that's fine, no one expects anything from you.

Your business with Duff should remain between the two of you -- no one else should even know about this loan and you shouldn't be such an ass about holding it over him.

[violentkitten]

i have solution for your impasse

with late fees and interest duff now owes $1000...to chumpdumper

problem solved though chumpdumper will have an even harder time collecting

[Jimcs50]

We bet.

I can certainly afford $1000.

Not that there was any risk -- I was right, you were wrong. I won, you lost.

It's ok that you can't or won't pay. I expected it. I can live without it. Was going to get something nice for my girl.

If you can't back up your "bravado" that's fine, no one expects anything from you.

Your business with Duff should remain between the two of you -- no one else should even know about this loan and you shouldn't be such an ass about holding it over him.

Duff and I transacted the loan in the forum in a thread...every knows about it, and I do not ask him for it at all, he will tell you that, not that that is any of your business. If everyone did not already know that he has yet to pay me, I would not be joking about it in this thread.

And if you need to extort money from strangers to buy your girl something nice, than you are a loser just as I thought, and you can not afford thousand dollar bets.

So stop mentioning this phantom bet or I will come to Austin and shove the money down your throat...ya dig?

[ChumpDumper]

And if you need to extort money from strangers to buy your girl something nice, than you are a loser just as I thoughtNah, she already gets nice things from me. This would just be $1000 more of nice.
and you can not afford thousand dollar bets.lol, coming from someone who can't pay one, that's "rich".
So stop mentioning this phantom bet or I will come to Austin and shove the money down your throat...ya dig?Yes, I really believe everything you say. You are so true to your word.

Bravado, indeed.

[Jimcs50]

i have solution for your impasse

with late fees and interest duff now owes $1000...to chumpdumper

problem solved though chumpdumper will have an even harder time collecting

I am not charging any interest to Duff and there was no bet. I am not an idiot who would make a real bet with a total stranger for $1000, who does not have the means to pay me.

[Jimcs50]

Nah, she already gets nice things from me. This would just be $1000 more of nice.lol, coming from someone who can't pay one, that's "rich".Yes, I really believe everything you say. You are so true to your word.

Bravado, indeed.


Do you really believe we had a bet, numbnuts? Tell you what, let me meet you in Austin and we will go to a friend of mine who is with homicide for the Austin PD and we can both take polygraphs and we will all find out that you are a lying piece of shit and that you had no intention to pay me if you thought we had a bet, which you didn't.

[ChumpDumper]

I can tell you're just kidding around now, right. Just joshing like the bet, eh. You're a character.

[Jimcs50]

BTW, I pay all my losses in real bets.

I sent Kori a half a case of wine one time in a bet on Maryland-UCLA
I sent CC and tlong numerous bottles of wine as well, they will all attest to my honesty in paying off REAL bets.

[Jimcs50]

I can tell you're just kidding around now, right. Just joshing like the bet, eh. You're a character.

Riiight.

[ChumpDumper]

You're a riot.

[Jimcs50]

You're a riot.


Yes and you're an idiot.

[ChumpDumper]

So, you mean what you say -- except when you don't.

Understood.

Have a good one.

[Jimcs50]

At least you got my mind off the Spurs' loss, you asshole.

[Jimcs50]

So, you mean what you say -- except when you don't.

Understood.

Have a good one.


So you are an extortionist.

Understood.

[ChumpDumper]

Aw, I know you didn't mean that. :lol

[Jimcs50]

Who is the one in here that always argues with you?? I think I am going to send him a thousand.

[violentkitten]

an oldie but a goodie

http://www.skizzmm.com/images/Arguing-on-the-net.jpg

[Jimcs50]

good one kitten. :)

[Taco]

an oldie but a goodie

http://www.skizzmm.com/images/Arguing-on-the-net.jpg

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5128/Cartman-mom.jpg


did you see the SouthPark Episode when Cartman thought he could enter the Special Olympics and win but ended up getting his ass kicked!!! :lol

[Taco]

Kori: A visit from the stork.

Timvp: See Kori



Does this mean we are going to hear the pitter patter of little fingers tapping away on the keyboard?

[Jimcs50]

Does this mean we are going to hear the pitter patter of little fingers tapping away on the keyboard?


Sequ has been typing for some time now.


:)

[samikeyp]

:lmao @ Taco

I saw that one. I cracked up when Jimmy went into his 'roid rage on his girlfriend. :)

"Jimmy...i'm leaving" "You-you-you're not g-going anywh-where, b-bitch!"