Bent to complete Spurs move

[bee]

Darren Bent is reportedly expected to complete a £16million move to Spurs in the next week.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/nationwide1/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/07/06/22/manual_125936.html&TEAMHD=nationwide1

[kolko]

Soccer forum

[Extra Stout]

:ban:

[bee]

Why do you want me to be banned?

I only posted interesting news dammit.

And it isn't called scoccer btw

[phyzik]

Why do you want me to be banned?

I only posted interesting news dammit.

And it isn't called scoccer btw

Its freaking soccer, and you know why people want you banned, you can clearly read at the top of the page this is for San Antonio Spurs, not some bum fuck soccer team, and you are perfectly aware of that. There is a forum for "other Sports" here, go post in that one.

[bee]

It's about Spurs that's why I posted it here.

And it's called football.

Is that the way you usually treat newbies?

[Extra Stout]

It's about Spurs that's why I posted it here.

And it's called football.

It's that the way you usually treat newbies?
:ban: All posts by British people/pooftahs, about Tottenham Hotspur personnel, in this forum should result in immediate banishment for all eternity.

[FromWayDowntown]

Somehow, English Spurs fans are all excited about the chances that they're about to "get Bent."

Fitting, I suppose.

[bee]

Youse are so lovely it's unreal.

[bee]

Somehow, English Spurs fans are all excited about the chances that they're about to "get Bent."

Fitting, I suppose.

Too bad you cant get Bent .

What makes you racist against English people?

[Supreme_Being]

:ban: All posts by British people/pooftahs, about Tottenham Hotspur personnel, in this forum should result in immediate banishment for all eternity.

WINZ

[silk]

you 're so stupid it's unreal....football for you is called soccer in US and the spurs in US are a basket ball team ...and the best one by the way

[BlackFlagg]

What makes you racist against English people?


:lol :lol :lol OMG, this is a classic. "English" is a nationality.

[Extra Stout]

What makes you racist against English people?
We believe pets should obey their masters.

[bee]

you 're so stupid it's unreal....football for you is called soccer in US and the spurs in US are a basket ball team ...and the best one by the way

It's football unlike American football which shouldn't be called football because you don't actually play it with your feet.

[bee]

:lol :lol :lol OMG, this is a classic. "English" is a nationality.

And I thought it was a race?

[bee]

We believe pets should obey their masters.

Who is whose master?

[smeagol]

Is this related to the San Antonio Spurs?

No.

So don't fnucking post it here, panzie!

[bee]

Even the bestest people in the world make mistakes.

I'm a newbie dammit.

[pert]

Respect bee

Get these bellends out of OUR forum!

[ArgSpursFan]

Too bad you cant get Bent .

What makes you racist against English people?

give the foklands/Malvinas islands bak to Argentina them,you freaking Pirates.
Otherwise keep your mouth shuted.

[Clutch20]

What???
Brent's gonna play soccer?
Did he tell Pop? :downspin:

[ezee]

Somehow, English Spurs fans are all excited about the chances that they're about to "get Bent."

Fitting, I suppose.

he would fit in well with your boys...

http://www.obertoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ober5.JPG

[ArgSpursFan]

What???
Brent's gonna play soccer?
Did he tell Pop? :downspin:

:lol

that´s the Argentinian influence.

[pert]

All Americans are fat and spasticated.

[BlackFlagg]

And I thought it was a race?

You're thinking of "caucasian."

[ezee]

give the foklands/Malvinas islands bak to Argentina them,you freaking Pirates.
Otherwise keep your mouth shuted.

we will fight you for them...

but you didnt do very well last time

[Extra Stout]

All English are buggering heroin addicts.

[ArgSpursFan]

we will fight you for them...

but you didnt do very well last time

nope,we reather beat your ass at soccer in stead biatch.

[bee]

Respect bee

Get these bellends out of OUR forum!

Innit!

I don't know what's wrong with them.

[pert]

All English are buggering heroin addicts.

I'm Irish you cock.

[Extra Stout]

I'm Irish you cock.
Then you're awesome.

[CubanMustGo]

Another thread for the troll forum ...

[pert]

I agree.

[MartinJol]

All English are buggering heroin addicts.

well Americans are obese bastards who steal oil from the Middle East, how's that?

[MartinJol]

Bent to Spurs! its official!! i've already talked with Pardew, we're finalizing the deal of Marcosdeto Bent to Spurs tomorrow, it will break the transfer record

[pert]

You've given too much away there :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[MartinJol]

nope,we reather beat your ass at soccer in stead biatch.

last time i checked, England made you look like a sunday league team...3-2...remember?

oh that was football....not "soccer"

[Extra Stout]

well Americans are obese bastards who steal oil from the Middle East, how's that?
Stealing oil? :lol I guess the British public education system likes to cover up the more sordid parts of its recent history. Or maybe you were too busy injecting yourself to pay attention when those lessons were taught? The mandates? Suez? AIOC? Mossadegh? The whole reason the Middle East is screwed up in the first place is because of British misrule after WWI.

[MartinJol]

You've given too much away there :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

its going to be announced tomorrow anyway...Marcosdeto Bent will sign to Spurs tomorrow, it will break the record for football transfer paid with a fruit...that's right! 180,000 bushels of fresh Seville Oranges :smokin

[bee]

give the foklands/Malvinas islands bak to Argentina them,you freaking Pirates.
Otherwise keep your mouth shuted.

Why do so many Argies support Spurs?

[ArgSpursFan]

last time i checked, England made you look like a sunday league team...3-2...remember?

oh that was football....not "soccer"
Last time I checked Argentina was playing the World cup semis and England was............................................... .................already out of it. :lol

[pert]

its going to be announced tomorrow anyway...Marcosdeto Bent will sign to Spurs tomorrow, it will break the record for football transfer paid with a fruit...that's right! 180,000 bushels of fresh Seville Oranges :smokin

:lol:

[bee]

well Americans are obese bastards who steal oil from the Middle East, how's that?

True.

[MartinJol]

Stealing oil? :lol I guess the British public education system likes to cover up the more sordid parts of its recent history. Or maybe you were too busy injecting yourself to pay attention when those lessons were taught? The mandates? Suez? AIOC? Mossadegh? The whole reason the Middle East is screwed up in the first place is because of British misrule after WWI.

i'm British...NOT!!

i'm from great country Kazakhstan!! we chief export of Potassium!!

have you heard our anthem? i sing anthem for you!! :elephant


Kazakhstan is the greatest coun-try in the world. All the other countries are run by lit-le girls. Kazakhstan in Asias #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...

[Extra Stout]

i'm British...NOT!!

i'm from great country Kazakhstan!! we chief export of Potassium!!

have you heard our anthem? i sing anthem for you!! :elephant
http://www.lohud.com/blogs/uploaded_images/Borat-flag-770131.jpg

[BlackFlagg]

True.

Indeed. I personally stole 100 barrels just last week and ingested them all. Try as I might, I cannot seem to get past the 400# mark. I'm not giving up, though.

*yawn* British and Irish trolls. This is rich.

I went to bed at 3:00 AM and woke up at 6:30. I'm going back to sleep.

[MartinJol]

Last time I checked Argentina was playing the World cup semis and England was............................................... .................already out of it. :lol

man...is that the Underwater Basket Weaving Worldcup you're talking about?

the Argies lost to the Nazis in the quarter finals of the 2006 FIFA world cup in Germany...

hope that helps :fro

[LizardKingSPURSLOVER]

Why don't you go and kill some of your own troops yanks? You seem pretty good at that. Congrats on vietnam too, that went well :afro

[MartinJol]

i like basketball though....lots of touching and body contact, not to mention those big biceps and big feet (you know what i mean :clap ), then when game over, players shower together naked naked and touching touching butt and willies...sausagefest!! yey!!

http://www.freewebs.com/basketballisgay/Picture%2010.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/basketballisgay/picture%209.bmp

i honestly think Spurs will get more fans if they join National Gay Basketball Association :elephant

http://www.ngba.us/

[ArgSpursFan]

i like basketball though....lots of touching and body contact, not to mention those big biceps and big feet (



who is this talking'?
Margaret Tatcher,is this you?? :lol

[samikeyp]

Why don't you go and kill some of your own troops yanks? You seem pretty good at that. Congrats on vietnam too, that went well :afro

Still mad about 1776 and 1812 I see. :)

[Extra Stout]

Why don't you go and kill some of your own troops yanks? You seem pretty good at that. Congrats on vietnam too, that went well :afro
Don't you love how, no matter how harebrained an idea our President comes up with, you Brits have to tag along because we essentially own you? How we used to be your colony, but now you are, for all intents and purposes, ours?

[bee]

Indeed. I personally stole 100 barrels just last week and ingested them all. Try as I might, I cannot seem to get past the 400# mark. I'm not giving up, though.

*yawn* British and Irish trolls. This is rich.

I went to bed at 3:00 AM and woke up at 6:30. I'm going back to sleep.

Your a lying bastard!

And what the hell makes you think I'm British or Irish? Did I say that?

And I'm not a troll. :troll:

[samikeyp]

World Cups:

Argentina 2
England 1


Next.

[Extra Stout]

i like basketball though....lots of touching and body contact, not to mention those big biceps and big feet (you know what i mean :clap ), then when game over, players shower together naked naked and touching touching butt and willies...sausagefest!! yey!!

i honestly think Spurs will get more fans if they join National Gay Basketball Association :elephant

http://www.ngba.us/
Yes, I hear in Kazahstan they get excited about the man-touching, especially when no livestock are available.

[ArgSpursFan]

World Cups:

Argentina 2
England 1


Next.

thanx samy :lol

[MartinJol]

Yes, I hear in Kazahstan they get excited about the man-touching, especially when no livestock are available.

yes...sister first if not available...then livestock...if no livestock...man will do

[bee]

i like basketball though....lots of touching and body contact, not to mention those big biceps and big feet (you know what i mean :clap ), then when game over, players shower together naked naked and touching touching butt and willies...sausagefest!! yey!!

http://www.freewebs.com/basketballisgay/Picture%2010.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/basketballisgay/picture%209.bmp

i honestly think Spurs will get more fans if they join National Gay Basketball Association :elephant

http://www.ngba.us/

That's exactly why I LOVE basketball.

[MartinJol]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

thank you for nice reception to me :D

[ArgSpursFan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

thank you for nice reception to me :D

you´re very,very welcome......................................... biaaatch.

[MartinJol]

you´re very,very welcome......................................... biaaatch.

thank you http://brokeawayforum.eamped.com/images/logos/brokeawayforum.smilie.jol.gif

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

thank you for nice reception to me :Dyou'll get an even better goodbye gift son, just wait until one of the mods finds this thread...

[MartinJol]

you'll get an even better goodbye gift son, just wait until one of the mods finds this thread...

why thank you, that's so sweet http://brokeawayforum.eamped.com/images/logos/brokeawayforum.smilie.jol.gif

oh btw
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8499/fingerif5eg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Ciderman3000000©

[bee]

you'll get an even better goodbye gift son, just wait until one of the mods finds this thread...

I bet they'll love it!

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://www.lordargent.com/temp/retard.gif

[spurscenter]

its so funny the dude posted this as if it was the san antonio spurs

i love it

[Balague]

Il ove it to man

[pert]

Hkreal Madreid

[whottt]

These English soccer fans are gits.


But at least they're polite as they troll...kinda.


The biggest problem I have with the 51st state...I mean the Brits, is them turning Rock Musicians into a bunch of queens...

[White Hart Lane]

Bent and Berbatov. Mmmmmmmmmmm....I like that.

[whottt]

Piss off you lot.


You bloody wankers.

[whottt]

Go watch the telly and stop trolling the message boards of superior teams.

[White Hart Lane]

Piss off you lot.


You bloody wankers.
You should be wanking too.

The prospect of a Berbatov/Bent alley-oop makes the mouth water. :hungry:

[Balague]

More news on a future signing people, from SSN:

Auxerre have revealed that star defender Younes Kaboul is closing in on a move to Tottenham Hotspur.

The France Under 21 captain has been a long-term transfer target for Martin Jol and sporting director Damien Comolli, and weeks of negotiations now appear to be bearing fruit.

Auxerre vice-chairman Gerard Bourgoin has admitted that the highly-rated youngster is close to signing a contract with the Premier League side, in a deal worth a reported £8.2million.

"The negotiations are very advanced," Bourgoin told AFP. "The discussions are very serious with Tottenham but there are still a number of details to finalise.

"But we can remain optimistic about the end of the negotiations."

Spurs already boast young international defenders in Ledley King and Michael Dawson, and the imminent acquisition of Kaboul will further underline their determination to build a squad capable of challenging for a top-four spot.

Joining Kaboul out of the Auxerre exit door will be Lionel Mathis, as the young midfielder is reportedly close to completing a move to Coupe de France winners Sochaux.

Mathis has played for Auxerre for his whole career but will now look to earn a regular starting place with Sochaux after suffering with fitness problems over the past 12 months.

Sochaux chairman Jean-Claude Plessis told RMC: "A good player, a French midfielder who plays in Ligue 1 will join us on Tuesday."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[White Hart Lane]

http://english.people.com.cn/200504/26/images/duncan5.jpg
"Hehehe he's touching me"

[bee]

awsome news!

i think this deserves a thread.

[Balague]

:nope :nope he's caressing him :dramaquee

[MartinJol]

coming from Guillem Balague, that must be true

its time to...
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r191/vinztan1213/45-1.gif

[whottt]

awsome news!

i think this deserves a thread.



And I think you should avail yourself of one of these old foot...


Here (http://1adspec.com/catalog/images/kids%20tooth%20brush.jpg)

[Balague]

Guys I've never heard of this Kaboul Guy is he any good????
I sure hope he is good enough to compete with the rest of our "pass-first Guards". I would hate for Jol to fuck up another transfer especially when he could have been advised by the Balague.... :rolleyes

[White Hart Lane]

I'm more worried about how we're going to fit Bale into the 2-1-2 formation, if the Bent rumours come true.

[Balague]

And I think you should avail yourself of one of these old foot...


Here (http://1adspec.com/catalog/images/kids%20tooth%20brush.jpg)


Hey I have one of those and by the way I have more money than you :p:
:fro :greedy héhé 500£

[makedamnsure]

Shut up you bloody Spuds.

You won the league in black and white!
You won the league in black and white!

[bee]

And I think you should avail yourself of one of these old foot...


Here (http://1adspec.com/catalog/images/kids%20tooth%20brush.jpg)

???

[whottt]

Hey..what do you guys have against the sound of the letter H anyway?

[White Hart Lane]

Hey..what do you guys have against the sound of the letter H anyway?
It can sound gay.

e.g. Henry (Onree)

[bee]

Hey I have one of those and by the way I have more money than you :p:
:fro :greedy héhé 500£

Only 500£?

I'm gonna buy one! :elephant

[makedamnsure]

Henry > the entire Tottenham team

and please don't bring anything up about him leaving, it's old.

[whottt]

Where is Tottenham, and what is a hotspur anyway?

[MartinJol]

he's leaving...

[DJCidknee]

Henry > the entire Tottenham team

and please don't bring anything up about him leaving, it's old.


Henry is the most overrated footballer of the last 10 years.

I hope this helps.

[Balague]

I'm more worried about how we're going to fit Bale into the 2-1-2 formation, if the Bent rumours come true.

Iwas thinking that Jol might be thinking that we would be best suited toplaying

????------------Bale
------?????????-----
Berbatov------Bent-
---------Robinson--

I realise that there is one too many players but this is when Jols genious plays a role we need to buy 2 more playas Djemba and Djemba and then well you know the rest..............
:king

[MartinJol]

after signing Marcosdeto Bent tomorrow for 180,000 bushels of oranges...my next target would be the Djemba Twins...the ultimate midfield engine

[White Hart Lane]

Iwas thinking that Jol might be thinking that we would be best suited toplaying

????------------Bale
------?????????-----
Berbatov------Bent-
---------Robinson--

I realise that there is one too many players but this is when Jols genious plays a role we need to buy 2 more playas Djemba and Djemba and then well you know the rest..............
:king
Djemba and Djemba linking up would truly make us the 'dream team'. :fro

[DJCidknee]

The ultimate midfield engine is Slim Frank Lampard

[MartinJol]

Djemba and Djemba linking up would truly make us the 'dream team'. :fro

i'm negotiating with Aston Villa and his agents for his transfer already...

i've offered 2 dancing elephants :elephant but they want 3 for him though...

we'll see...

[MartinJol]

The ultimate midfield engine is Slim Frank Lampard
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3359/54io38hwc6ff6.jpg

he is slim...

[Balague]

The ultimate midfield engine is Slim Frank Lampard


I know what you mean but that doesn't exist :rolleyes
you know nothing about bball

[whottt]

And why don't the British play basketball like the rest of the world...the French play basketball.

[Balague]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3359/54io38hwc6ff6.jpg

he is slim...


sorry DJ i didnt see this pic.....
but Terry and him must do something special that my young innocent mind does not know about i'll have to :reading up on it
and by the way nice one on making this thread a good one as all of us know

:ttiwwp:

[MartinJol]

sorry DJ i didnt see this pic.....
but Terry and him must do something special that my young innocent mind does not know about i'll have to :reading up on it
and by the way nice one on making this thread a good one as all of us know

:ttiwwp:

they do it the arsene way...

[whottt]

Can we get a Vbookie on how may medals the Brits will win in the next Winter Olympics?

I am going to go out on a limb and say...one.

Optimistic I know...

[DJCidknee]

And why don't the British play basketball like the rest of the world...the French play basketball.


The French eat snails

[Balague]

Can we get a Vbookie on how may medals the Brits will win in the next Winter Olympics?

I am going to go out on a limb and say...one.

Optimistic I know...

U'r gay

[makedamnsure]

Where in the hell did all these Spuds come from???

Win a trophy besides the Peace Cup you wankers.

[Balague]

U'r a spud :lol

[MartinJol]

Where in the hell did all these Spuds come from???



we are the members of the San Antonio Spuds fan club from Kiribati

[whottt]

U'r gay

Dammit...is this what the motherland has come to?

I guess ya'll really would have been better off speaking German.

[DJCidknee]

Well if it wasn't for us, they would have been

[MartinJol]

Dammit...is this what the motherland has come to?

I guess ya'll really would have been better off speaking German.

Sie sind schwul

[bee]

Dammit...is this what the motherland has come to?

I guess ya'll really would have been better off speaking German.

Ich kann Deutsch sprechen, und du?

[DJCidknee]

Gehen sie raus?

[MartinJol]

Ich kann Deutsch sprechen, und du?

touche! :elephant

[MartinJol]

Scheißeamerikaner

[whottt]

Get a lot of German smack do you now?

[MartinJol]

幹你娘臭美國人

[bee]

Ihr Amerikaner könnt schon nichts.

[MartinJol]

тупоумный американец

[DJCidknee]

Ja wohl, kanne ich nicht serbresen mit dein elder schinkleberry, und sie nazi amerikaner ist grosse mich ferlossen und homosexual schwarz.

[Rudyrudyrudyrudy]

ya'll english with ya'll soccer and german ya'll go back home now ya'll hear! cuz if i eva was to seen any of ya'll there'll be trouble and ya'll don't want no trouble coming onto our forums with ya'll bent this an bent that ya'll go no respect?

[Glenn Hoddle]

Forget Tim Duncan, I am the real Spurs legend

[Glenn Hoddle]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/Glenn_Hoddle2.jpg/150px-Glenn_Hoddle2.jpg

[Wonder Pigeon]

But what about Stewart Downing!?!!!?!!?

[pert]

Bump.

[DJCidknee]

C U N T S

:elephant