Okay, so.......

[E20]

I wanna fucking kill myself right now. I guess somebody left a window open last night and a mosquito or some other unnameable thing came inside and it fucking bit me 6 times on my left arm. SIX TIMES. And now there are 6 big ass bruises or whatever you like to call them. 4 on my tricep, 1 on my forearm and one on my shoulder. There isn't any anti-itch cream in the house, and nobody can get any. Does anybody know how to stop the itch. I haven't itched these fuckers and they're still itchy as hell. Any advice????????????? I'm dying here.

[tsb2000]

Mix baking soda and water into a paste and apply to the bites. Let it dry on your arm. Works every time for bee stings, so you can give that a shot.

[Fillmoe]

benadryl you stupid fuck......

[E20]

benadryl you stupid fuck......

There isn't any anti-itch cream in the house, and nobody can get any.

[Fillmoe]

you don't have any benadryl pill/liquid form at the house? doesn't have to be a cream

[E20]

you don't have any benadryl pill/liquid form at the house? doesn't have to be a cream
Amazingly nobody has allergies/allergic reactions in my family.

[mrsmaalox]

If you have any ammonia or cleaning liquid with ammonia in it, just dab it on and let it dry. It should work.

[Fillmoe]

your gonna have to get your lazy ass up and go to the fucking store........ i know theres got to be a 24 hour walgreens or cvs around where you live.........

[midgetonadonkey]

Kill yourself then. Nobody will miss you.

[E20]

your gonna have to get your lazy ass up and go to the fucking store........ i know theres got to be a 24 hour walgreens or cvs around where you live.........
It's only 7PM here and a drugstore is 10 minutes away from where I'm at, but I have no car right now and I'm not walking. :lol
I'm trying the fucking bakingsoda and windex method. FUCK IT.

[E20]

Kill yourself then. Nobody will miss you.
I already tried, it won't work. For some reason I end up in the hospital and I come back home.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do it Chris Benoit style. Hook your neck up to a pulley.

[E20]

Do it Chris Benoit style. Hook your neck up to a pulley.
Ehhhhhhhhh That's easier said than done. I need another person for that one. God...........THINK............... :rolleyes

[tsb2000]

If you had used the baking soda & water you would be better by now...:)

[ShoogarBear]

If they're all on the same arm, you can amputate it.

[Sapphire]

:clap We have a winner. (and yes, they are all on the same arm. His left one. So he can still um, you know, :jack )

[E20]

:clap We have a winner. (and yes, they are all on the same arm. His left one. So he can still um, you know, :jack )
Yeah I haven't :jack in three fucking weeks baby! I broke that habit. Also, when I did :jack, I did with my left hand. But back to the topic on hand: Just my fucking luck, there isn't baking soda in the house and the windex/cleaners we have are ammonia free, I just applied some rubbing alcohol, but nothing happend. Fuck Farts.

[Extra Stout]

If it doesn't bother you enough to walk ten minutes to the store for some Benadryl, then why are you complaining?

[E20]

If it doesn't bother you enough to walk ten minutes to the store for some Benadryl, then why are you complaining?
If you know me personally I am an incredibly lazy person. And I mean REAL LAZY. I wait until I am about to shit my pants before I get up and go to the bathroom

I've tried everything in my house. I've used Nail Polish remover, didn't work and I tried Hydrogen Peroxide, that didn't work either.

[Sapphire]

So, that explains why you haven't even scratched them yet. You're just lazy. At least you admit it. :lol

[E20]

Just fuck it, I'm gonna take this itchiness like a man.

[Sapphire]

Just fuck it, I'm gonna take this itchiness like a man.

Um, too late, you've already whined on an internet forum. :lol

[E20]

Um, too late, you've already whined on an internet forum. :lol
Well.........after my options have failed what else can I say? Complaining even more would make me look like a bitch, if I haven't looked like one already.

[duncan228]

This sounds strange but it might work.

Put an "X" in each bite with your fingernail. Push (hard but don't break the skin) one way, then cross the line the other way.

Works for misquito bites.

[E20]

This sounds strange but it might work.

Put an "X" in each bite with your fingernail. Push (hard but don't break the skin) one way, then cross the line the other way.

Works for misquito bites.
Wow.........nothing is going right for me. I'd love to do that, but I clipped my finger/toe nails yesterday.

[E20]

Anybody wanna see the bites for amusement puproses?

[duncan228]

Wow.........nothing is going right for me. I'd love to do that, but I clipped my finger/toe nails yesterday.


:lmao

[NorCal510]

don't kill yourself E20, ST will be doomed without you!!!!!



my mom taught me this trick, either a orange or lemon, cut it and pour the juice on top of the bump. it works like magic.

if u dont have an orange or a lemon, dirt and water mixed is a good solution. sounds retarded but that's the 2nd option.

[Fillmoe]

lets see the bites homo.......

[Flea]

don't kill yourself E20, ST will be doomed without you!!!!!



my mom taught me this trick, either a orange or lemon, cut it and pour the juice on top of the bump. it works like magic.

if u dont have an orange or a lemon, dirt and water mixed is a good solution. sounds retarded but that's the 2nd option.


I'm going to take a wild guess that he doesn't have oranges or lemons laying around. Hopefully he has a yard with dirt and maybe he won't be too lazy to mix it with water. :lol

[Fillmoe]

rub some animal semen on them bites and they will be good to go...... trust me on this one!

[E20]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3888/dsc00024jo0.jpg
I didn't feel like taking pictures of the other three bites. But the biggest one was on my shoulder.

Now, I'm listening to Tarzan Boy and trying not to itch. :fro

[Fillmoe]

thats aids..... sorry but you only have 24 hours to live

[NorCal510]

E20, did my advice work?

[marini martini]

Read the Obit

[E20]

E20, did my advice work?
I didn't have any oranges or lemon, so I tried a lime and it stings like a bitch right now. I wonder if that is the 1st step in the process.

[E20]

I do not want fucking West Nile Virus. Please God anything but that.

[NorCal510]

I didn't have any oranges or lemon, so I tried a lime and it stings like a bitch right now. I wonder if that is the 1st step in the process.
LMAO!!!!!!

I MADE THAT UP HAHAHA I KNEW IT WOULD STING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

YOU FELL FOR IT E20 HAHAHAHAHA HOW CAN U TRUST NORCAL????

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[NorCal510]

I MADE BOTH OF THOSE IDEAS UP :lol

[Melmart1]

This thread is validation to God's decision to let women have the babies.

[E20]

Wow, I was pretty desperate so I actually did do the lime thing. My Mom said that looks like a spider bit you. So she offered to puncture the bite and squeeze the blood out and apply some alcohol to it, I refused. HELLL NO I'm not gonna do that shit.

I think I'm gonna have to go to a Doctor, cause the bruise on my forearm got bigger.

[NorCal510]

sorry E20, i couldn't resist the "prank".

[Fillmoe's Mom]

thats aids..... sorry but you only have 24 hours to live

So do you. I had AIDS when I had your down syndrome ass.

[Fillmoe's Mom]

So do you. I had AIDS when I had your down syndrome ass.

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