Contest: Win Free Ticket To Watch Spurs vs. Sonics

[timvp]

The winner of this contest will be emailed a lower level ticket to watch the San Antonio Spurs take on the Seattle Supersonics.

The contest is simple. Pick a song and then remix the lyrics to make the song Spurs related. We'll then hold a vote to determine the winner. The winner will be announced 3PM on Wednesday.

Thanks for your participation.

:hat

[manustarting2gd]

One ticket?

[Kori Ellis]

Yes, one ticket next to timvp.

[Mr Dio]

PakiDan wants to know if the lyrics have to be in English or can they be in Arabic? :lol

[ZStomp]

How about I just pay you for the ticket? :fro

[ZStomp]

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it -
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world



:drunk :drunk

[Mr Dio]

PakiDan wants to know if he wins can he sit to LJ's RIGHT. This is because PakiDan is Left handed.

[TMTTRIO]

OK I'll give it a try. It's probably not very good but hey it's a try. In the spirit of christmas here it goes:

Tune(Santa Clause is Coming to Town ):

You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not whine and pout I'm telling you why,
The Spurs are coming to town

They beat you up on defense,
and make you feel ashamed,
especially when your one of the best,
and turned you into dust.

The NBA better watch out, they better not cry
they better not pout I'm telling them again
the Spurs will be back in the end.

[SequSpur]

Do re mi
Do re mi
Do re mi fa so la di
How bout a damn ticket?
Because I am a poe ass
homie
From the other side of town.
Ain't got no money..
to wanna go..
see that rook named Beno.

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Spurs Now In The Fire

The NBA is our expense
The cost of our desire
Pop has blessed us with its future
And I protect it with fire
So raise your fists
And march around
Just dont take what you need
Ill steal and block those committed
And smother the rest in threes
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or Ill drag you to your grave
Im deep inside your children
Theyll betray you in my name

Hey, Hey
Sleep now in the fire
Hey, Hey
Sleep now in the fire

The work is my expense
The rings are our desire
The fans have blessed us with its future
And I protect it with fire
I am T-Duncan, T-Parkah and Li'l Beno
Rasho, Rob-Horry
Pop's the overseer
The agents of S-B-C
The priests of San Antonio
The rings are our desire
Sleep now in the fire

Hey, Hey
Sleep now in the fire
Hey, Hey
Sleep now in the fire

For its the end of the season
Its caged and frozen still
There is no other heart to take
So swallow the one
That made you ill
There's Manu and Devin
Bones and Big Mass
Pop's the overseer
The agents of S-B-C
The priests of San Antonio
The rings are our desire
Sleep now in the fire

Yeaaaaaah

Sleep now in the fire
Sleep now in the fire
Sleep now in the fire
Sleep now in the fire

[baseline bum]

Fuck the Lakers coming straight from the underground
A Spurs fan got it bad cuz I'm down
And not for purple and gold so Laker fans think
They have the authority to whine to a minority
But fuck that shit cuz I ain't the one
For a high school dropout witta face fulla cum
To be talking shit to me
And yellin from his car
We can go toe to toe in the middle of the bar
Fucking with me cuz my team's major
And they ain't nuthin but haters
Opening their mouths when they should have swallowed
Thinking every ref is smoking narcotics
They rather see Kobe go free
Than him and Lorenzo go to the state pen yo
Beat a Laker fan out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Lock Kobe down with shit but bread and water
I don't know if they're fags or what...
Cryin bout my team, and jockin my nuts
On the other hand, without a center they can't get none
But don't let it be a gay and a straight one
Cuz they'll stomp their feet down on the street-top
Homosexual Laker fan showing out for the straight cock
baseline bum will swarm
on any motherfucker in a purple uniform
Just cuz I'm Spurs fan OG
Punk ass homos are afraid of me
A young Spurs fan on a warpath
And when I finish... it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of homos dying in LA
Yo LJ I got somethin to say....

Fuck the Laker fans

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck the Lakers

Somehow, I just can't see the Spurs Public Relations picking that one up.

:lol

[MI21]

:lol @ Base.

No song will top timvp's remix of Juicy by Big.

[timvp]

Nice one, BBum. You know if you win, you have to come to SA, right?

:smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The game's on Wednesday.

I COULD make that one. For some reason, I thought the SEA game was a back-to-back.

[baseline bum]

Crap. I was hoping in the case of a win that I could just choose whoever I wanted to get the ticket in exchange for a few pounds of barbacoa shipped overnight.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Uh...
Here come the Men in Black
It's the M.I.B.'s, uhh, here come the Spurs
Here come the Men in Black
They won't let you remember
Nah nah nah
The good guys wear silver and black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me -- Ginnnnnnnnnnobili
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
Like a buzzer beatin 3 from TD
So don't blink be what was there
is now gone, black Jersey with the black Ray Ban's on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence (sam cassell)
But yo we ain't on no national media lists
We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin strange, watch your back
Cause with TD in the post all you can do is hack
Uh and...
Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
title contenders (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)
Here come the Men in Black (Men in Blaaaaack)
They won't let you remember
Uh uh, uh uh, now
from the deepest of the darkest of night
Bruces D is oh so tight
Cameras zoom, when we bring out the broom
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
do what we say that's the way we kick it
Ya know wha I mean? I see our d get wicked on ya
We're the first, last and only line of defense
against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us


haha, im not too sure how this will turn out, but it was worth a shot

[T Park]

damn Ginobili that is damn DAMN good.

I vote for that one!!

[SPARKY]

Pop it Like it's Hot
Inspired by: Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg f/ Pharrell Williams

[Intro]
Pooooooooooop..
Pooooooooooop..

[Chorus - Pop Dogg]
http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/basketball/nba/img6342311.jpg

When the pimps in the crib ma

http://www.nba.com/media/act_devin_brown.jpg

Drop it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/act_tony_parker.jpg

Drop it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/act_emanuel_ginobili.jpg

Drop it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/gregg_popovich.jpg

When the pigs try to get at ya

http://www.mistilynn.com/tp-53.jpg

Park it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/act_malik_rose.jpg

Park it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/barry_140_041026.jpg

Park it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/gregg_popovich.jpg

And if a nigga get a attitude

http://www.pbsbih.ba/sport/2003/april/29/Gregg%20Popovich.jpg

Pop it like it's hot

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2001/0507/photo/r_popovich_i.jpg

Pop it like it's hot

http://www.covers.com/images/2004/popovich_gregg031216.jpg

Pop it like it's hot

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/2083849_10.jpg

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Sean Don
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

[Verse - Manu G]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams

http://www.supergino.com/images/offcourt/oc26.jpg

See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
No mas a bachelor, million dollar boat

http://www.spursinfo.com/photos/spurs/mediaday04/mediaday04_30.jpg

That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/manu_portrait.jpg

Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/2094162_10.jpg

When my vatos fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

[SPARKY]

[Chorus]

[Verse - Le Dogg]

http://www.tonyparker.net/img/photos/tp9_23.jpg

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/2094149_10.jpg

But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side

http://www.mistilynn.com/tp-147.jpg

Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
{*scratches*} "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
Just like G-RE double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it

http://www.mistilynn.com/tp-136.jpg

See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!

http://www.mistilynn.com/tp-100.jpg

So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/2083869_10.jpg

Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

[Chorus]

[Verse - Rash Nesty]

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/box_rashonesterovic2004.jpg

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's

http://www.seattle-storm.org/media/timberwolves/taste_nesterovic_030323.jpg

Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Rash Nest, yeah he's so sharp

http://www.mistilynn.com/game/LALSAS18.jpg

On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?

http://deseretnews.com/photos/1308679.jpg

AK47 now nigga, I stop that!
C mid shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you

http://hammer.net.au/photos/NBA-009.jpg

Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Poooooooooooop.
Poooooooooooop..

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/2083919_10.jpg

[timvp]

:rollin

[Useruser666]

"My Defense" mixed to "My Milkshake" :lol


My defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But you'd probably charge

My defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But you'd probably charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the fans go crazy for
They lose their minds
Those rings are mine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
The Spurs can't get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next Pop's eyes will squint
Then defeats your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Sucks it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Spurs are waiting

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

My Defense brings all the points to the board
And the Spurs like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but you'd probably charge

[Jimcs50]

YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

Tim Duncan's opponents


He was a smooth machine
He kept his motor clean
He was the best damn playa' I had ever seen
He had the killer stare
Telling all to beware
Knockin' me out with that Island flare
Taking more than his share
Had me fighting for air
He dissed me, told me that I was over the hill
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
I was getting schooled by the Big Fundamental
- CHORUS: Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Working double time on the Free throw line
He was one of a kind, had all the bling bling
He wanted no applause
Just another ring
Made a bitch outta me and came back for more
He screamed out loud running back down the floor
Coach is yellin', fans are booin', feeling sick
'Cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were were losin' all because of this Island hick
- CHORUS
And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well you took me You reall took me and you Shook me all night long Ooooh you Shook me all night long Yeah, yeah, you Shook me all night long Your really took me and you Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me All night long

[gophergeorge]

"I want your ticket not your money... What are you? Tone Deaf? " :)

[bigzak25]

the rasho reset is hilarious....


:lol

[Spurbanana]

Sparky wins....oh man :lmao

[gophergeorge]

"Sacramento by Morning" (with great apologies to George Strait)

Sacramento by morning.

Up from San Antone

Everything that I got is just what I got on

When I took the court at the SBC

Pop's team took it straight to me

Sacramento by morning

Damm they kept hitting the three



Tim took my fade-away jumper

And gave it back to me

And then there was Tony

with the no look to Ginoboli

That bastard Bowen played defense

And Rasho was himself

Sacramento by morning... I wish the Spurs were dead

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My vote goes to the rodent.

:lmao @ "Sacramento By Morning".

[thispego]

LOLOLOLOL, damn flow-master SPARKY, you sign a record deal yet? :lmao
seriously though.... good one :lol

[Manu20]

Sparky that was hot...... :lol

[Goddess Spur]

Sparky and Useruser666 - :lol

I posted this one last year, but I believe it's still applicable. :)

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/vince_carter.jpg
Ooh, let's go
Bruce walks warily down the court
With his tricks that we call low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Defense ready to go

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/ray_allen.jpg
I'm not ready, hey, I'm not ready for this
Bowen hangin' on the edge of my feet
Out of the doorway the frustration rips
To the sound of missed threes - yeah

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/bruce_bowen.jpg
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/michael_finley.jpg
How do you think I'm going to get my points
With your nonstop D
You took me for the crying bitch I am
And kicked me out on my own

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/cuttino_mobley.jpg
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can I stand the heat
Out of the doorway the frustration rips
To the sound of missed threes
Look out

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/bruce_bowen.jpg
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Hey
Oh take it
Bites the dust - bite the dust hey
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow
Another one bites the dust, hey hey
Another one bites the dust, heeey
Ooh show down

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/vince_carter.jpg
There are plenty of ways that he can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
He can beat me
He can cheat me
He can treat me bad and D me
When I'm cold, yeah

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/ray_allen.jpg
But he's ready, yes he's ready for you
I'm bitching in the media
Out of the doorway the insults rip
Repeating to the sound of missed threes
Oh yeah

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/sesshoumarusama/bruce_bowen.jpg
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot out
Hey, alright

[SPARKY]

Regulate
Manu G (feat. Bruce Dogg)

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/ginobili_254_031120.jpghttp://www.nba.com/media/spurs/bruce_hp_040504.jpg

Regulators
we regulate any stealing of his property
and we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!

http://www.webasketball.com.ar/Orcasitas/ginobili_preolimpico.jpg
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Manu G was on the streets, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone

http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/bruce_bowen.jpg
Just hit the Eastside near the SBC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Manu G.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
all you skirts know what's up with me and G

http://www.covers.com/images/2004/ginobili_manu040104.jpg
So I hooks a left at Houston and Commerce
some brothas shootin dice so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride, and said "What's up?"
some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck."

http://www.elcolombiano.com/proyectos/nba/fotos/04-27-2003/AFP02505.jpg
Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve
these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix

http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/0904/photo/Ginobili_sq.jpg
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself
I can't believe they taking Manu's wealth
they took my rings, they took my rolex
I looked at the brotha said "Damn, what's next?"

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/basketball/nba/img6833063.jpg
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

http://www.nba.com/media/playoffs2004/wip040423_ginobili.jpg
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Bruce

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20020501/450sonics02techfouls.jpg
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Bruce Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it's a tad bit late
Bruce Dogg and Manu G had to regulate

http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/basketball/nba/11/14/spurs.sixers.ap/p1_iverson2_all.jpg
I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
if you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/3380.jpg
Now Bruce got the freaks
and that's a known fact
before I got jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause it's on
B R U C and me
the Manu to the G

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/box_brucebowen.jpg
Just like I thought
they were in the same spot
in need of some desperate help
the Bruce Dogg and the G-child
were in need of something else
one of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "ooo I like your size."
she said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice,
would ya let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
the next stop is the Menger Hotel

http://www.ametsoc.org/meet/FAINST/menger_hotel.jpg

http://www.newsitaliapress.it/ImmaginiPub/754836395ginobili.jpeg
I'm tweaking
into a whole new era
G-Funk
step to this
I dare ya
Funk
on a whole new level

http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/dfl020226_3.jpg
the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble

http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/2003/photos/0606/a_ginobili_emanuel2_ht.jpg
Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-Funk
where rhythm is life
and life is rhythm

http://www.mysanantonio.com/specials/spurschamps/slideshows/spurslakersgame2/images/bowen.jpg
If you know like I know
you don't wanna step to this
It's the G-Funk era
funked out with a gangsta twist
if you smoke like I smoke
then you high like everyday
and if your ass is a buster
me and G will regulate


http://www.diarioelzonda.com.ar/04/01/06/noticias/deportes/nacional/Ginobili.jpg

[AlamoSpursFan]

"I want your ticket not your money... What are you? Tone Deaf? " :)

:lol

Somebody needs to spray GG's dome with spray string for resetting that stupid commercial.

[Bandit2981]

Baseline, that was awesome! you got my vote! :) the only thing i would have changed, the...

I don't know if they're fags or what...
Cryin bout my team, and jockin my nuts
part...i would have said
"I dont know if they're fags or what...
You had Big Shot Rob, slappin' David's nuts" :lol

[baseline bum]

Baseline, that was awesome! you got my vote! :) the only thing i would have changed, the...

part...i would have said
"I dont know if they're fags or what...
You had Big Shot Rob, slappin' David's nuts" :lol

:lmao