Hook Dem
12-06-2004, 09:10 PM
Just received this late-breaking news.
Better go sell all the Shell and 7-Eleven stock!
Things may really get bad, now.
The Associated Press reports that: This morning--from
a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of
Terror, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that
if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off America's supply of
convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next.
It's getting ugly.
Better go sell all the Shell and 7-Eleven stock!
Things may really get bad, now.
The Associated Press reports that: This morning--from
a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of
Terror, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that
if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off America's supply of
convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next.
It's getting ugly.