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Dex
12-07-2004, 01:56 AM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?

:elephant

exstatic
12-07-2004, 01:58 AM
Arkansan?

travis2
12-07-2004, 08:11 AM
That would be correct.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-07-2004, 08:58 AM
I believe it's an endearing term starting with the word "red" and ending with the word "neck".

gophergeorge
12-07-2004, 08:58 AM
If you are from Iowa, you are an Iweegan... Living proof the Indians fucked the buffalo... :)

AlamoSpursFan
12-07-2004, 09:19 AM
I believe the natives in Arkansas are correctly referred to as Inbred Hillbillys.

But the aforementioned RedNeck is acceptable in informal situations.

And yes, if two people get married in Arkansas and then move to Texas and get divorced, they are still brother and sister.

Useruser666
12-07-2004, 10:06 AM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?

:elephant

Backwards?

bigzak25
12-07-2004, 11:24 AM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?


pissed and drunk, or about to move.

Shelly
12-07-2004, 11:27 AM
pissed and drunk, or about to move.

:rollin That bad there, huh?

T Park
12-07-2004, 12:17 PM
coonass???

travis2
12-07-2004, 12:23 PM
coonass = cajun

KEDA
12-07-2004, 02:06 PM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?


Boinking your sister?

Jimcs50
12-07-2004, 02:23 PM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?

:elephant


Toothless.

1369
12-07-2004, 02:38 PM
To quote a father from Arkansas upon learning his son's new bride was a virgin:

If she ain't good enough for her own family then we damn sure ain't gonna have her in ours!

Jekka
12-07-2004, 03:01 PM
WTF are you if your from Arkansas?

:elephant

You're from my mother's side of the family, where we have relatives named "Uncle Bud" and "Nellie Bell" who will make you drive 50 miles to go to the Golden Corral with the life-sized posters of Bill Clinton in Hope.

Thank God I'm adopted.

Shelly
12-07-2004, 03:34 PM
Toothless.


Damn! Get yourself down there and give those people some teeth!

Useruser666
12-07-2004, 04:18 PM
You're from my mother's side of the family, where we have relatives named "Uncle Bud" and "Nellie Bell" who will make you drive 50 miles to go to the Golden Corral with the life-sized posters of Bill Clinton in Hope.

Thank God I'm adopted.

Manny are posting under the wrong name again? :lol

Jimcs50
12-07-2004, 04:23 PM
Damn! Get yourself down there and give those people some teeth!


Ah, Shelly, Arkansas is NORTH of us. :angel

1369
12-07-2004, 04:27 PM
Ah, Shelly, Arkansas is NORTH of us. :angel

Not if you live in Dalhart.

Jekka
12-07-2004, 10:43 PM
Manny are posting under the wrong name again? :lol

Unfortunately, no. I don't think Manny has any Arkansas in his blood ... at least none that I know of ... I think half the posts under this name have been him. That's what I get for him hijacking my computer.

Drachen
12-08-2004, 01:19 AM
wouldnt it be Arkansian? Iowanian? Sorry I just like adding my name to the end of words, it makes me feel important

indian
canadian

timvp
12-08-2004, 01:26 AM
If you are from Connecticut, you are a Nutmegger. For real. Look it up.

Drachen
12-08-2004, 01:29 AM
Utahn (sp?), it just sounds boring, like a yawn.

jalbre6
12-08-2004, 03:57 AM
If you are from Connecticut, you are a Nutmegger. For real. Look it up.

If you're from Connecticut, you either work for ESPN, go to Yale, or can't afford to live in New York City.

timvp
12-08-2004, 04:02 AM
If you're from Connecticut, you either work for ESPN, go to Yale, or can't afford to live in New York City.

Or a Spurs fan who thinks the team needs more ballas and a credible black assistant coach.

jalbre6
12-08-2004, 04:14 AM
If you're from Connecticut, you either work for ESPN, go to Yale, or can't afford to live in New York City
Before someone slams me for this, you could also be a national champion collegiate basketball player, male or female.

ggoose25
12-08-2004, 04:21 AM
uconn robbed me of my only chance of a ncaa championship while at Duke last year.

Emeka is too good. Diana Taurasi is a Roswell alien.

jalbre6
12-08-2004, 04:29 AM
I've gone home after a boozy evening with worse than this.

http://www2.larrysuconnhuskies.com:7080/DT/medium_IMG_4910.jpg

Luckily, just not lately.

ggoose25
12-08-2004, 04:42 AM
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/ncw/2003/0408/photo/a_taurasi_i.jpg

http://www.spacejay.com/Evidence/Alien-Fotos/alien-37.jpg

You be the judge