Johnny Ringo obsessed with Suns...

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

one man fighting an army of dick suckers, i'm bound to slip up and not proof read here let me fix that for ya.....

for beliving the bullshit YOU write and pass around the kool aid
Mkay so you're believing the bullshit I write and I pass around the kool-aid. Gotcha.

[yourcheatinheart]

I said Suns fans think they can win it all.
You said it's not trivia.
I said it's true though.
Then you said no.
Owned.


read it anyway you want, it's the computer you can do that. i do think the Suns can win it all next year however

[mardigan]

your dad had first dibs
You are the weakest shit talker ever.
Just because you want da_suns_fans balls on your chin doesnt mean you have to get all butthurt about it, that part will come after you guys go out

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

bitch :hungry:
great comeback.

[monosylab1k]

your dad had first dibs
he-man too.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg

[monosylab1k]

read it anyway you want, it's the computer you can do that.
what?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You are the weakest shit talker ever.
Just because you want da_suns_fans balls on your chin doesnt mean you have to get all butthurt about it, that part will come after you guys go out
:lol :tu

[yourcheatinheart]

Mkay so you're believing the bullshit I write and I pass around the kool-aid. Gotcha.


read it anyway you want, god the temp in this chatroom is pretty comfortable

[mardigan]

bitch :hungry:
SO should I take lessons in the school of shit talk that you subscibe to and say your moms a bitch? Or your sisters a bitch? Or you should go fuck your mom and sister while your dad jerks off watching because your all a buch of imbreds?

[yourcheatinheart]

what?


dicaprio

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

what?
I have no idea either.

[Borosai]

Amusing.

[monosylab1k]

dicaprio
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

read it anyway you want, god the temp in this chatroom is pretty comfortable
That doesn't make sense either.

[yourcheatinheart]

SO should I take lessons in the school of shit talk that you subscibe to and say your moms a bitch?


go flop on dick like your daddy

[yourcheatinheart]

That doesn't make sense either.


no sweat off my brow this is fun

[monosylab1k]

no sweat off my brow this is fun
that's cuz the sweat is coming from da suns fan's brow as it drips and falls onto the small of your back.

[da_suns_fan__]

I drove through Arizona once. They only have two cities: Phoenix and Tucson. Three if you count Flagstaff. Anyways, very, very hot. Not surprising, given the amount of hot air generated by da sons fan and cheatinheart

Findog...that was HORRIBLE!!!

[mardigan]

SO should I take lessons in the school of shit talk that you subscibe to and say your moms a bitch? Or your sisters a bitch? Or you should go fuck your mom and sister while your dad jerks off watching because your all a buch of imbreds?








go flop on dick like your daddy

Badass comeback

[yourcheatinheart]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg


dicaprio :toast anything else you should keep private but feel you should share with the group?

[mardigan]

that's cuz the sweat is coming from da suns fan's brow as it drips and falls onto the small of your back.
:lmao
I still dont think he has worked up the nerve yet

[monosylab1k]

dicaprio :toast anything else you should keep private but feel you should share with the group?
that referencing he-man is way cool
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

no sweat off my brow this is fun
No because:

1.) There is no temperature for a web page.
2.) This isn't a chatroom.

[yourcheatinheart]

that referencing he-man is way cool
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg


if you look back i was quoting you, look are you guys gonna get interesting at all. it's 5 on 1, you guys are weak, and PTI is almost on?

[mardigan]

that referencing he-man is way cool
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg
Master of the Universe might be Dolph Lungrens best work

[yourcheatinheart]

No because:

1.) There is no temperature for a web page.
2.) This isn't a chatroom.


:sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :wakeup :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep

[yourcheatinheart]

:lmao
I still dont think he has worked up the nerve yet


he would know how that would feel to describe it so well

[monosylab1k]

if you look back i was quoting you

but you weren't, go look back. next time you want to try "quoting" shit talk, get it the fuck right.

[monosylab1k]

Master of the Universe might be Dolph Lungrens best work
it's either that or his beautiful performance as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV

[yourcheatinheart]

Master of the Universe might be Dolph Lungrens best work


IVAN "FUCKING" DRAGO, jesus christ

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep :wakeup :sleep :sleep :sleep :sleep
Translation: I've just been owned.

[mardigan]

he would know how that would feel to describe it so well
Its called Engrish bro, think you need some work at it

[da_suns_fan__]

Im gone for an hour and there's six more pages.

Mostly by mardigan who is now officially obsessed with me. Nearly every one of his posts is about how much he hates me.

[yourcheatinheart]

but you weren't, go look back. next time you want to try "quoting" shit talk, get it the fuck right.

your right......star wars :toast

[mardigan]

IVAN "FUCKING" DRAGO, jesus christ
Any big Russian could have played that role, He-Man on the other hand takes some skills

[mardigan]

Im gone for an hour and there's six more pages.

Mostly by mardigan who is now officially obsessed with me. Nearly every one of his posts is about how much he hates me.
Naw bro, I dont hate you, just thought the two of you would have a lot in common


So I guess the Mardigan hates Da_suns_fan thread will be up soon

[yourcheatinheart]

Translation: I've just been owned.


translation: your boring like.... :sleep

[monosylab1k]

your right......star wars :toast
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

your right......star wars :toast



Im gone for an hour and there's six more pages.

Mostly by mardigan who is now officially obsessed with me. Nearly every one of his posts is about how much he hates me.

Clearly suns fans are worried about this...

[yourcheatinheart]

Any big Russian could have played that role, He-Man on the other hand takes some skills


no fucking way, i mean the conviction in the way he killed apollo creed, ivan drago was a cold mutherphucah

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

translation: your boring like.... :sleep
Translation: I've just been owned so I'm gonna try calling him boring and see how that works out.

[yourcheatinheart]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu7.jpg


star wars :toast

[mardigan]

no fucking way, i mean the conviction in the way he killed apollo creed, ivan drago was a cold mutherphucah
Lungren in Universal Soldiers>>>>>>>Anything else he ever did

[yourcheatinheart]

Lungren in Universal Soldiers>>>>>>>Anything else he ever did


he was the first punisher, it was better than that john travolota/mickey mantle from *61 bullshit

[yourcheatinheart]

Translation: I've just been owned so I'm gonna try calling him boring and see how that works out.


go flop the wrong way on cops baton :downspin: lalalalalala

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

go flop the wrong way on cops baton :downspin: lalalalalala
Translation: Damn! Still getting owned! Let's see if reverting back to flopping works.

[Johnny RIngo]

no fucking way, i mean the conviction in the way he killed apollo creed, ivan drago was a cold mutherphucah

Ivan Drago was a chump without a professional boxing record. What did he do besides beat down an over-the-hill Apollo in an exhibition match? Give Rocky brain damage? Rocky had that coming for a while with his shitty Phoenix Suns-like defense.

[mardigan]

Ivan Drago was a chump without a professional boxing record. What did he do besides beat down an over-the-hill Apollo in an exhibition match? Give Rocky brain damage? Rocky had that coming for a while with his shitty Phoenix Suns-like defense.
:lol Nice

[yourcheatinheart]

Ivan Drago was a chump without a professional boxing record. What did he do besides beat down an over the hill Apollo in an exhibition match? Give Rocky brain damage? Rocky had that coming for a while with his shitty Phoenix Suns-like defense.


olympic gold medalist and undefeated amatuer champion from the soviet union, i'll take that rocky compliment anyday. as for he-man, he was bitch. ivan drago was one of the greatest movie villians of all time

[yourcheatinheart]

Ivan Drago was a chump without a professional boxing record. What did he do besides beat down an over-the-hill Apollo in an exhibition match? Give Rocky brain damage? Rocky had that coming for a while with his shitty Phoenix Suns-like defense.


or the way johnny ringo shot doc holiday at the end of .....what how did that go again lunger??

[yourcheatinheart]

Translation: Damn! Still getting owned! Let's see if reverting back to flopping works.


translation: i hope he sees this and gives me the attention i crave. look at my picture for christ sake, look at me, look at me :sleep

[Johnny RIngo]

olympic gold medalist and undefeated amatuer champion from the soviet union, i'll take that rocky compliment anyday. as for he-man, he was bitch. ivan drago was one of the greatest movie villians of all time

S0ns are soft. Rocky isn't.

A more accurate comparison for the Phoenix S0ns would be Spider Rico-a perennial bum that served as fodder for championship contenders. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

translation: i hope he sees this and gives me the attention i crave. look at my picture for christ sake, look at me, look at me :sleep
Translation: I am now trying to pin his ownage on me on his avatar.

[Findog]

Come on guys, stop being so mean!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1419/595568660_6730664478_o.jpg

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http://www.nba.com/media/suns/nash_353_060303.jpg

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[IceColdBrewski]

Damn, this thread is still going?

Yep. Get ready for a summer-o-fun with bitter suns fans who'll take the bait everytime someone like Johnny Ringo casts it out there.
http://baatplassen.no/i/style_emoticons/default/fishing.gif

[da_suns_fan__]

Damn, this thread is still going?

Yep. Get ready for a summer-o-fun with bitter suns fans who'll take the bait everytime someone like Johnny Ringo casts it out there.
http://baatplassen.no/i/style_emoticons/default/fishing.gif


Don't you know that I own this board? I decide which threads get posts and which do not.

[yourcheatinheart]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1419/595568660_6730664478_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/410186992_885d7142ee_o.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1317/589290695_4af4e41620_o.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/suns/nash_353_060303.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/513461394_0ef40b4fc3_o.jpg


don't leave out the 2 pics with his mvp trophys

[yourcheatinheart]

Translation: I am now trying to pin his ownage on me on his avatar.


translation: :madrun

[yourcheatinheart]

S0ns are soft. Rocky isn't.

A more accurate comparison for the Phoenix S0ns would be Spider Rico-a perennial bum that served as fodder for championship contenders. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?


johnny ringo = christie "the coal minner's daughter" martin

[Johnny RIngo]

http://cache.deadspin.com/images/2006/05/nashmvptrophy.jpg

[Findog]

:lmao
I still dont think he has worked up the nerve yet

probably one and the same.

[da_suns_fan__]

Johnny, no matter how much you post, the country will still love the Suns.

No matter how many times you diss Nash, the Spurs will still be irrelevant.

Go Suns!

[mardigan]

the Spurs will still be irrelevant.
:lol
Stay on the bench!

[Findog]

don't leave out the 2 pics with his mvp trophys

Who cares about MVP trophies? Tim Duncan is the best big in the game, Kobe is the best wing/guard. MVP awards are popularity contests. It's about rings. Keep getting yourself wet over those two awards. I don't give a shit about Dirk's MVP.

[Johnny RIngo]

Johnny, no matter how much you post, the country will still love the Suns.

No matter how many times you diss Nash, the Spurs will still be irrelevant.

Go Suns!

No matter how many times the S0ns make the playoffs, the Spurs will still eliminate them and expose them as frauds.

Go Spurs! 4 time champs!

[IceColdBrewski]

Don't you know that I own this board? I decide which threads get posts and which do not.

If you say so. Whatever eases the pain of your bitter offseason is fine by me. I'd probably resort to trolling too if I were in your shoes. :nerd

[Johnny RIngo]

Damn, this thread is still going?

Yep. Get ready for a summer-o-fun with bitter suns fans who'll take the bait everytime someone like Johnny Ringo casts it out there.
http://baatplassen.no/i/style_emoticons/default/fishing.gif

A more fitting title for this thread:

"Suns fans obsessed with Johnny Ringo"

[yourcheatinheart]

Who cares about MVP trophies? Tim Duncan is the best big in the game, Kobe is the best wing/guard. MVP awards are popularity contests. It's about rings. Keep getting yourself wet over those two awards. I don't give a shit about Dirk's MVP.


right, right, how many rings you got??

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

translation: :madrun
Translation: :depressed

[Nashfan]

Is there a Suns fan that can man up and not cry over losing fair and square to San Antonio?


Yeah, me. We lost fair and square.

[Findog]

right, right, how many rings you got??

Same # as you. But I don't obsess about worthless MVP trophies or whine about how it's David Stern's fault that my team has no answer for Tim Duncan.

[Findog]

Yeah, me. We lost fair and square.

Good for you. Maybe you can talk some sense into your fellow fans.

[Nashfan]

this new crop of Sun Fan almost makes Nashfan and Xylus look smart in comparison. Then again, they haven't made a thread about the bowel movements of Mavericks players yet.


Still not over that one yet? It's time to let go. :)

[Nashfan]

Good for you. Maybe you can talk some sense into your fellow fans.

From reading some of the threads in both forums, I don't think it is possible. It really has got out of hand. We lost guy's, just get over it. :rolleyes

[Findog]

From reading some of the threads in both forums, I don't think it is possible. It really has got out of hand. We lost guy's, just get over it. :rolleyes

It's natural. That series was the de facto Finals, whoever won was going to go on and take care of business against Utah and Cleveland. And in all honesty, while the rule is a good one, I really wish teams could roll the penalty over to the regular season if it happens during the playoffs. But it didn't cost the Suns the series. They just don't match up well against the Spurs.

I will always maintain that Game Five of the Finals was a travesty, and the Stackhouse suspension was bullshit, but there's three other Miami wins that can't be pinned on David Stern or Bennett Salvatore. We were eliminated on our home floor. We didn't deserve to win that series and nothing was taken away from us.

[Nashfan]

It's natural. That series was the de facto Finals, whoever won was going to go on and take care of business against Utah and Cleveland. And in all honesty, while the rule is a good one, I really wish teams could roll the penalty over to the regular season if it happens during the playoffs. But it didn't cost the Suns the series. They just don't match up well against the Spurs.

I will always maintain that Game Five of the Finals was a travesty, and the Stackhouse suspension was bullshit, but there's three other Miami wins that can't be pinned on David Stern or Bennett Salvatore. We were eliminated on our home floor. We didn't deserve to win that series and nothing was taken away from us.

No, I don't think the suspensions cost us the series. Actually in game five we had a good chance to win but with the way our coach overworks our starters it wasn't going to happen. If he would just incorporate some of the guys off the bench during the regular season they might be able to play in the playoffs for at least a few minutes to give our starters a blow. Also it would help if Diaw would have shown up and it did not help that Barbosa had an injured elbow that needed surgery after the playoffs. I had no idea he was injured since they did not reveal that to the public. I wondered why he was wearing a sleeve on his elbow and why his shot was looking horrible. Apparently he had a tear in the elbow. How he gutted it out is amazing to me. Yes the Spurs are a bad matchup for us but I don't think we were that far off from winning. I think of all the teams the Spurs played in the playoffs we gave them the best effort by any of those teams.

I don't remember why Stackhouse was suspended, could you refresh my memory? It is hard to get to the finals and lose, I know, the Suns have been there twice and it broke my heart both times in the way they lost. Oh well, next year will be here before we know it. Can't wait!

[RonMexico]

Barbosa better have an injured elbow because I will only accept surgery as an excuse for that choke job.

[Nashfan]

Barbosa better have an injured elbow because I will only accept surgery as an excuse for that choke job.

Yeah, Ron I thought he was choking big time until I read that he had a tear in his elbow and really should not have been playing.

[Findog]

I don't remember why Stackhouse was suspended, could you refresh my memory? It is hard to get to the finals and lose, I know, the Suns have been there twice and it broke my heart both times in the way they lost. Oh well, next year will be here before we know it. Can't wait!

Game Four was a blowout, Shaq was on a breakaway and about to dunk and the crowd would've erupted. One of the things Avery has instilled is no uncontested layups or dunks. When you're trying to stop a guy that is 7'2, 350 lbs from dunking, it's going to take a lot of force. Stack made a play going for the ball but he raked Shaq's face. Definitely a flagrant one, he got his face instead of the ball, but he was trying to make a play. Stu Jackson upgraded it to a Flagrant Two for reasons that defy common sense, and Stack had to sit out Game 5, where we lost in overtime by one point, in a game where Wade shot 25 free throws, and was bailed out at the very end of the game on a bullshit call by Salvatore. Watch some Spurs or Heat fans post a Getty image with Devin Harris with his hand on Wade's wrist, but the foul was on Dirk and the contact from Harris came after the play.

So the Stackhouse suspension, the Wade parade to the free-throw line, and the final bailout call were all outrageous, but hey, there were three other games in that series that can't be blamed on anybody but the Dallas Mavericks.

I wish the leave the bench rule had a clause for rolling the penalty over into the regular season if it occurs in a playoff game, but there are three other Spurs wins that can't be pinned on David Stern or dirty cheap shots.

[Nashfan]

Game Four was a blowout, Shaq was on a breakaway and about to dunk and the crowd would've erupted. One of the things Avery has instilled is no uncontested layups or dunks. When you're trying to stop a guy that is 7'2, 350 lbs from dunking, it's going to take a lot of force. Stack made a play going for the ball but he raked Shaq's face. Definitely a flagrant one, he got his face instead of the ball, but he was trying to make a play. Stu Jackson upgraded it to a Flagrant Two for reasons that defy common sense, and Stack had to sit out Game 5, where we lost in overtime by one point, in a game where Wade shot 25 free throws, and was bailed out at the very end of the game on a bullshit call by Salvatore. Watch some Spurs or Heat fans post a Getty image with Devin Harris with his hand on Wade's wrist, but the foul was on Dirk and the contact from Harris came after the play.

Yeah, I know it sucks when the refs aren't consistent on calling flagrants, especially in the playoffs when everything is on the line.

[Nashfan]

Game Four was a blowout, Shaq was on a breakaway and about to dunk and the crowd would've erupted. One of the things Avery has instilled is no uncontested layups or dunks. When you're trying to stop a guy that is 7'2, 350 lbs from dunking, it's going to take a lot of force. Stack made a play going for the ball but he raked Shaq's face. Definitely a flagrant one, he got his face instead of the ball, but he was trying to make a play. Stu Jackson upgraded it to a Flagrant Two for reasons that defy common sense, and Stack had to sit out Game 5, where we lost in overtime by one point, in a game where Wade shot 25 free throws, and was bailed out at the very end of the game on a bullshit call by Salvatore. Watch some Spurs or Heat fans post a Getty image with Devin Harris with his hand on Wade's wrist, but the foul was on Dirk and the contact from Harris came after the play.

So the Stackhouse suspension, the Wade parade to the free-throw line, and the final bailout call were all outrageous, but hey, there were three other games in that series that can't be blamed on anybody but the Dallas Mavericks.

I wish the leave the bench rule had a clause for rolling the penalty over into the regular season if it occurs in a playoff game, but there are three other Spurs wins that can't be pinned on David Stern or dirty cheap shots.


Oh, in regards to your last paragraph, I wouldn't count on Stern changing anything in regards to this rule.

[Findog]

fuck you, you may be a nashfan but you for damn sure aint no SUNS FAN!! piece of shit

http://www.webdelsol.com/The_Potomac/issue2/crybaby.jpg

"Mommy, the Spurs aren't letting the Sons score 110 points a game! It isnt fair! Mommy, David Stern made the Sons lose! It aint fair! Wah Wah Wah!"

[yourcheatinheart]

i'm a bitch
:toast

[yourcheatinheart]

[QUOTE=Findog]http://www.webdelsol.com/The_Potomac/issue2/crybaby.jpg

hahaha, findog your like luca brasi in this bitch.... :hungry:

[Findog]

http://www.1twc.com/images/crybaby.jpg

"Mommy! We're America's team. We're more entertaining than the Spurs. Why did David Stern hand the series to the Spurs? It's not fair!!!"

[Findog]

Im gone for an hour and there's six more pages.

Mostly by mardigan who is now officially obsessed with me. Nearly every one of his posts is about how much he hates me.

And by "gone for an hour," that means "logged in as yourcheatinheart."

[da_suns_fan__]

And by "gone for an hour," that means "logged in as yourcheatinheart."

Youre a fucking idiot.

[Findog]

Wah Wah Wah! The Spurs won't let the Sons score 120 points and beat us! It's not fwair!

[Shred]

:lol
Stay on the bench!

No kidding. What the hell was Duncan thinking?

[da_suns_fan__]

I hope Cuban doesn't ever sell the Mavs. Regardless of how the Suns do, watching his face after they choke is one of the highlights of the NBA season.

All that money and blogging and crying was for nothing! :lol

[Findog]

I hope Cuban doesn't ever sell the Mavs.

Neither do I. And I hope Robert Sarver never sells the Sons. Unlike Sarver, Cuban is actually financially committed to winning a title, and sooner or later, we'll get it right. We're not selling off our draft picks for cash.


Regardless of how the Suns do

Enjoy your annual second-round exit. We'll bounce back.

[da_suns_fan__]

Neither do I. And I hope Robert Sarver never sells the Sons. Unlike Sarver, Cuban is actually financially committed to winning a title, and sooner or later, we'll get it right. We're not selling off our draft picks for cash.


How's Finley doing? Earning that paycheck?

[Findog]

How's Finley doing? Earning that paycheck?

Considering we've gone farther without him than we did with him, I don't really care. His money comes off the books next year. Is Suns fan really criticizing another team's cap situation? :lmao

And I was rooting for the Spurs after we got knocked out, he's my all-time favorite Mav.

You really should do something about that bitterness. Your team would've lost to San Antonio no matter what.

[monosylab1k]

No kidding. What the hell was Duncan thinking?

Apparently he was thinking just fine since he didn't get suspended, nor should he have been.

[da_suns_fan__]

Considering we've gone farther without him than we did with him, I don't really care. His money comes off the books next year. Is Suns fan really criticizing another team's cap situation? :lmao

And I was rooting for the Spurs after we got knocked out, he's my all-time favorite Mav.

You really should do something about that bitterness. Your team would've lost to San Antonio no matter what.

Good lord.....they will STILL be paying Finley next year?!

[ATRAIN]

Im gone for an hour and there's six more pages.

Mostly by mardigan who is now officially obsessed with me. Nearly every one of his posts is about how much he hates me.


I hate you too

[da_suns_fan__]

I hate you too

What?!!!

I thought you were my biggest fan. You follow me around from thread to thread just to read my stuff!

I was under the impression you were about to change your name to da_suns_fan's fan.

[ATRAIN]

What?!!!

I thought you were my biggest fan. You follow me around from thread to thread just to read my stuff!

I was under the impression you were about to change your name to da_suns_fan's fan.


I thought about it, but why would I follow a loser that follows losers (suns), thanks but no thanks. I don't follow you, your bitch ass is all over this board!!

[Findog]

Good lord.....they will STILL be paying Finley next year?!


Yeah, we won't be paying luxury tax on it. One-time amnesty provision. Phoenix, on the other hand, is financially crippled:

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/phoenix.htm

[Leetonidas]

Someone put this dumbass on All-Ignore. He is by far the most pathetic excuse for a member on this board, and that's saying something. Any troll > da_suns_fan.

[da_suns_fan__]

Yeah, we won't be paying luxury tax on it. One-time amnesty provision. Phoenix, on the other hand, is financially crippled:

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/phoenix.htm

Will you ask Cuban if he would like to pay for Shawn Marion's contract while he's at it?

Every little bit helps. :lol

[ATRAIN]

Someone put this dumbass on All-Ignore. He is by far the most pathetic excuse for a member on this board, and that's saying something. Any troll > da_suns_fan.


If only!!

[da_suns_fan__]

I thought about it, but why would I follow a loser that follows losers (suns), thanks but no thanks. I don't follow you, your bitch ass is all over this board!!

Actually I only post in Suns related threads. Im glad I can always count on you to point out my typos etc.
:tu

[ATRAIN]

Actually I only post in Suns related threads. Im glad I can always count on you to point out my typos etc.
:tu


So if there are no more Suns related threads, will you leave and go kill yourself?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'm gay.
:toast

[da_suns_fan__]

So if there are no more Suns related threads, will you leave and go kill yourself?

Huh?!

This isn't Desperate Housewives!!!!

Good Lord! Is there a Spurs fan who ISN'T an Eva-maniac?

:lol

Go Evas Go!

[ATRAIN]

Huh?!

This isn't Desperate Housewives!!!!

Good Lord! Is there a Spurs fan who ISN'T an Eva-maniac?

:lol

Go Evas Go!


Damn now I know why I left the boards you were on in the first place.....NO ONE is laughing, that was sooo fucking stupid. Im outa here, someone tell me when this underwear stain leaves.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I like it when he quotes stuff, but his response has nothing to do with that quote in the first place. :lol

[da_suns_fan__]

I like it when he quotes stuff, but his response has nothing to do with that quote in the first place. :lol

See ATRAIN?

This guy likes my suff too!

:tu

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Exactly. :lol

[RonMexico]

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/0709suns0710.html

Give him the MVP

[da_suns_fan__]

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/0709suns0710.html

Give him the MVP

Interesting.

[RonMexico]

I guess next season if all the other teams promise to put their #8-12 guys in while Banks plays, then he'll have a career year

[Leetonidas]

Huh?!

This isn't Desperate Housewives!!!!

Good Lord! Is there a Spurs fan who ISN'T an Eva-maniac?

:lol

Go Evas Go!
http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/rows-sign1.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[da_suns_fan__]

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/tony_parker_s_romance_with_eva_longoria_is_on-arton22959-240x240.jpg

GO EVAS GO!!!

[Leetonidas]

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/tony_parker_s_romance_with_eva_longoria_is_on-arton22959-240x240.jpg

GO EVAS GO!!!
http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/funnyroom.jpg

[Johnny RIngo]

80s: Nuggets
90s: S0ns
Early 00s: Kings
Late 00s: S0ns

Speaks for itself.

[Johnny RIngo]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/funnyroom.jpg

That looks exactly like the S0ns trophy room!

[da_suns_fan__]

Do they sell a Spurs jersey with "Longoria" on the back?

[da_suns_fan__]

http://www.cavsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/MoonDog_with_Eva_Longoria.jpg

QUIZ:

Which one of these characters is the official mascot of an NBA team?

[Johnny RIngo]

I found a picture of the S0ns trophy case! Looks a bit empty though :lmao

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8364/50811oa3wwlwz1.jpg

[Shred]

I found a picture of the S0ns trophy case! Looks a bit empty though :lmao

So original.

[da_suns_fan__]

I wonder how long before they start incorporating Eva into the halftime show.

Can she dunk off a trampoline?

[Johnny RIngo]

After getting humiliated by the Spurs for the 100th time D'Antoni and Steve Nash decided to catch up on their summer reading. Check out what they're reading:

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n5/n27092.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wonder how long before they start incorporating Eva into the halftime show.

Can she dunk a basketball of a trampoline?
Probably. Can Grant Hill dunk without the trampoline at this point?

She'd probably want to sign with the Suns though since they only people that Tony Parker has fucked harder than her were Nash and Marion.

[da_suns_fan__]

Probably. Can Grant Hill dunk without the trampoline at this point?

She'd probably want to sign with the Suns though since the only people that Tony Parker has fucked harder than her were Nash and Marion.

You mean besides his cousins and aunts, right?

Sicko.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You mean besides his cousins and aunts, right?

Sicko.
Are you still back on that analogy? I just assumed that the kind of stupidity that yourcheatinheart was displaying could only be achieved by inbreeding, so I put things in a way he'd understand.

And you dodged the Hill question. Are they going to make the rim wheelchair accessible?

[Johnny RIngo]

You mean besides his cousins and aunts, right?

Sicko.

Don't you mean Steve Nash? That would explain his inbred facial features:


http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7410/fishing2wx7.jpg

[dallaskd]

this thread should be moved to the troll forum.

[Shred]

Johnny and da_fan should get a room and make sweet, sweet love to each other. :married:

[dickface]

this thread should be moved to the troll forum.
so should your faggy Garnett thread

[da_suns_fan_]

Johnny and da_fan should get a room and make sweet, sweet love to each other. :married:

we did get a room together, he was rough on me, too rough for my liking. It was like getting a Robert Horry hipcheck along with a Kobe elbow... brutal!

[JMarkJohns]

This is fast becoming the red-headed, bastard child of the Quatro threads...

[dickface]

So original.
almost as original as "the spurs are boring!"

[da_suns_fan_]

I got a room with Nash.... :oops I love that man so much!


http://www.nba.com/media/mediacentral/nash101102.jpg

[RonMexico]

Probably. Can Grant Hill dunk without the trampoline at this point?

She'd probably want to sign with the Suns though since they only people that Tony Parker has fucked harder than her were Nash and Marion.

Unfortunately for Tony and the Spurs, now that Eva has locked him up, the sex will cease and he'll come to camp as fat as Boris Diaw this year.

[mavs>spurs2]

Haha what happened to da_suns_fags post count?

[mardigan]

Haha what happened to da_suns_fags post count?
It was a troll with the same screen name

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Haha what happened to da_suns_fags post count?
Kori said she deleted his account.

[O-Factor]

http://www.world-basket.biz/wallpapers.part.5/Greg_ostertag.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

The one thing about Ostertag I couldn't stand was his hair. :madrun

[Shred]

Don't ever let this thread end....

[mardigan]

The one thing about Ostertag I couldn't stand was his hair. :madrun
How bout them missing teeth he had

[da_suns_fan__]

Kori said she deleted his account.

So my biggest fan is gone?

[Switchman]

I wonder how long before they start incorporating Eva into the halftime show.

Can she dunk off a trampoline?

I am tired of seeing that attention whore too.

[yourcheatinheart]

i wish he was gay:toast

[yourcheatinheart]

to Findog,

hi, i'm the '07 second round, i don't think we've met...

[yourcheatinheart]

Apparently he was thinking just fine since he didn't get suspended, nor should he have been.


star wars :toast dicaprio :toast

[yourcheatinheart]

Enjoy your annual second-round exit. We'll bounce back.


like a river rock

[yourcheatinheart]

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/0709suns0710.html

Give him the MVP



uhhohhh, i hear a bench getting deeper...

[yourcheatinheart]

http://www.cavsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/MoonDog_with_Eva_Longoria.jpg

QUIZ:

Which one of these characters is the official mascot of an NBA team?


the rat on the left

[yourcheatinheart]

Are you still back on that analogy? I just assumed that the kind of stupidity that yourcheatinheart was displaying could only be achieved by inbreeding, so I put things in a way he'd understand.

And you dodged the Hill question. Are they going to make the rim wheelchair accessible?


must be a texas thing or something??you belong in exile...

[yourcheatinheart]

I found a picture of the S0ns trophy case! Looks a bit empty though :lmao

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8364/50811oa3wwlwz1.jpg


the city of phoenix has a trophy across the street at Chase Field, pretty proud about that one if you want to get technical...

[TrollDynasty]

Spurs are flukes. They were just beating a team they were supposed to beat. It's not like the mighty Suns were favored in this series. I mean after they pulled off the upset over the Lakers, we all knew their luck would run out eventually.

[Johnny RIngo]

the city of phoenix has a trophy across the street at Chase Field, pretty proud about that one if you want to get technical...

Who gives a shit about your boring ass baseball team? Baseball's for overweight pasty-faced white guys(almost all of Arizona's population fits into this demographic)

Check out the Phoenix S0ns trophy room :rollin

http://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/1211a.jpg

[Findog]

to Findog,

hi, i'm the '07 second round, i don't think we've met...

Hi Phoenix Suns,

I'm a victory over Tim Duncan and a trip to the NBA Finals. I don't believe we've met.

Tell me again what the Suns accomplished in 2007 that the Mavericks didn't? Oh, a win over a shitty-ass Lakers team? Congratulations. Raise a Banner.

[Findog]

Who gives a shit about your boring ass baseball team? Baseball's for overweight pasty-faced white guys(almost all of Arizona's population fits into this demographic)

Check out the Phoenix S0ns trophy room :rollin

http://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/1211a.jpg

Yeah, this is a basketball forum. yourcheatinheart can go talk shit to Yankee fans if he's so proud of the Snakes.

[yourcheatinheart]

Who gives a shit about your boring ass baseball team? Baseball's for overweight pasty-faced white guys(almost all of Arizona's population fits into this demographic)

Check out the Phoenix S0ns trophy room :rollin

http://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/1211a.jpg


sounds like you would make a pretty good baseball player...

[yourcheatinheart]

Hi Phoenix Suns,

I'm a victory over Tim Duncan and a trip to the NBA Finals. I don't believe we've met.

Tell me again what the Suns accomplished in 2007 that the Mavericks didn't? Oh, a win over a shitty-ass Lakers team? Congratulations. Raise a Banner.


shitty ass laker team right, i think the warriors were worse than the lakers. 6 games huh??? did you heartless bastards even put up a fight?? between '06 and '07 i don't know whos chokes more, eva on her honeymoon night or the fucking mavs, a team that's only been in the NBA since Cuban bought them. :toast

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I got off the bench area so I can go into the stands and flop on my boyfriend. :toast

[Johnny RIngo]

'82 Nuggets to Phoenix S0ns: "We want our gimmick back!"

[Findog]

shitty ass laker team right, i think the warriors were worse than the lakers. 6 games huh???

You lost all credibility with that statement. That's funny though.

Warriors >>>> Lakers.

[mavs>spurs2]

Warriors>Fakers, even though the mavs still should have won. There's no excuse losing to an 8 seed.

[yourcheatinheart]

You lost all credibility with that statement. That's funny though.

Warriors >>>> Lakers.


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/meeks4president/Ownedsmall.jpg

[yourcheatinheart]

You lost all credibility with that statement. That's funny though.

Warriors >>>> Lakers.


no no, mavs getting bounced by an 8 seed, THAT SHIT IS FUNNY.

[Findog]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q21/meeks4president/Ownedsmall.jpg

I'm over it. Keep crying about how it's all David Sterns' fault.

[Johnny RIngo]

no no, mavs getting bounced by an 8 seed, THAT SHIT IS FUNNY.

Steve Nash flopping away his team's chances is even funnier.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[Shred]

ttt

[Nashfan]

ttt

:wtf

[da_suns_fan__]

Bump...

This is for Johnny who has just posted in every thread that our favorite crooked referee unfairly gave the Suns/Lakers series to Phoenix.

[O-Factor]

Dude, quit bumping old threads while there is alot to discuss in other threads. Quit being a fucking troll!

[Johnny RIngo]

Bump...

This is for Johnny who has just posted in every thread that our favorite crooked referee unfairly gave the Suns/Lakers series to Phoenix.

The obsession continues...

[da_suns_fan__]

The obsession continues...

You unoriginal loser!

Why don't you just change your name to da_suns_fans_fan?

[CubanMustGo]

You unoriginal loser!

Why don't you just change your name to da_suns_fans_fan?

Hey, coward, why don't you go post in your own obsession thread?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74583

[da_suns_fan__]

Hey, coward, why don't you go post in your own obsession thread?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74583


:lol

Maybe you should change YOUR name to DaSunsFan_Must_Go?

[da_suns_fan__]

Johnny Ringo:

http://f.screensavers.com/migration/wp/dodgeball_stiller_215.gif

[monosylab1k]

wow, you seriously waste time finding months-old posts from others and now bumping dead threads.....who's the one obsessed?

[Mister Sinister]

I think a more apt analogy is that the Spurs are the Old Republic, the Mavs are the Empire slowly growing in the shadows, and Suns are those fucking Jar Jar things.
No. The Suns are Greedo shooting first.

[mavs>spurs2]

This thread is titled "johnny ringo obsessed with suns" but its da_suns_fag that keeps bumping this shit.

Interesting

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The next mofo who takes issues with my analogies is getting beat down like a plastic rodent in a Whack-a-Mole machine.

[da_suns_fan__]

The next mofo who takes issues with my analogies is getting beat down like a plastic rodent in a Whack-a-Mole machine.

Or like your uncle playing "hide the salami" in the barn, right?

Sicko.

[da_suns_fan__]

In case anyone was wondering if Johnny Ringo ever turned over a new leaf:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=416792

Nearly every single post, REGARDLESS OF TOPIC, is a chide against the Suns (or as he likes to say "SOns").

This thread is as true as the day I started it.

Its actually really funny when you read it...

People could be talking about Dirk and the Mavs, and Johnny jumps in with "Why are we saying that the Mavs are Soft? The SOns are the only soft team..blah blah blah"

Never fails! Every post is about how much he hates the Suns!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Johnny RIngo]

da_suns_fan__
Team: Phoenix Suns
Post Count: 757

Johnny RIngo
Team: San Antonio Spurs
Post Count: 520

And he calls me obsessed?

[da_suns_fan__]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=416792&pp=25&page=2

If you haven't taken the time to read it, you really should.

Usually, he only posts in topics with the word "Suns" or a Sun in the thread title somewhere.

But sometimes, he pulls the Suns (and how much he hates them) into the conversation from way out of left field without any rhyme or reason... :lol

Some of my favorites:

Thread Title:Who's the Softest?


What's with all this crap about Dirk being soft in the playoffs? Here's the Phoenix S0ns track record the past two years:

2006:
Barely defeated the Lakers in the first round :lol
Barely defeated...

Thread Title: Why is TD not considered to be a possible US olympian?


If Timmy wanted to play they'd dump Amare in an instant for him. Amare's a whiner that can't play D, has a one-dimensional offense, and is riding two bad knees.


Thread Title: Ten Winning Characters-Duncan First



Nash is a gimmick player who tarnished and tainted the MVP award. He'll probably go down in history as the worst MVP winner ever. How the hell does Nash make a list of winners when the bitch can't...

Thread Title: Does Kobe, Odom and J O'Neal scare you?


Showtime Lakers actually played defense.

The current S0ns are really just a modern version of the '82 Nuggets:

Gimmick offense, no defense, early playoff exits, etc


Thread Title: Marty Burns: Western Conference rankings



Jazz, Rockets, and Nuggets should be ahead of the S0ns. Those three teams will abuse Phoenix in the paint now that Thomas is gone.

Thread Title: 08 Finals?



Spurs/Mavs vs whoever

The Jazz/Rockets/Nuggets could be dangerous though.

The S0ns will cement their status as pretenders and get eliminated in the first round.


Thread Title: Melo: "We can win a ‘chip this year"



The Nuggets were unfortunate to have met the Spurs this year.

They probably would have taken Phoenix in 6 games.

[da_suns_fan__]

Thread title: Name the NBA team you hate the most and why..

Johnny's response:

The '83 Nuggets. Thanks to them we have shitty, no-defense teams like the S0ns.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol