Texas Treasures

[batman2883]

Im going there next weekend is this a good place to gamble??? has anyone gone on these cruises before? Do they have hold 'em? Whats the prices on dining and drinks???

[Big P]

Not to be a downer, but it sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a boat from what I hear. A big boat.

[batman2883]

it sucks??? well i dont feel like going to kaschatta

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a huge boat.

[midgetonadonkey]

As big as the Titanic I hear. And twice as wide.

[midgetonadonkey]

48 square miles of gambling boat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear it's made of solid gold.

[Avitus1]

That sounds like an amazing boat, tell us more.

[marini martini]

I've been about five times. It's cool if you stick to the nickle slots. I played all nite on $20.00. Don't know anyone who has won big money. The entertainment on the way back to dock was sucky :sleep And whatever u do try to avoid the restrooms on the floor where the stage is :vomit: If u know what I mean :toast

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

Ive never been, but people I know that have, all seem to have sea sickness/vomit stories. So if youre not prone to sea sickness and if youre not bothered by the smell of up-chuck, giddy-up mother fuck, just dont expect to walk away with too many bags of treasure!

[davi78239]

I've been about 3 times. It's alright. Just don't go when it's cold like we've always had. Oh and if you're one to get motion sickness, you better take some pills.

[marini martini]

Go to have fun! Get drunk :toast And put on the dramamine patch :spin Then go to Port A. and get drunk, have fun & eat some great sea food :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought Texas Treasures was a strip joint.

I feel cheated somehow.

[marini martini]

:toast It very well could be if you r with the right folks

[peewee's lovechild]

I say we open up a stip club called Texas Treasures.

Not a titty bar, but an all nude club where the bitches walk around showing their shaved cunts.

That would truly be beautiful.

[Melmart1]

My friend and I go once a year. I don't know where people are getting the throw-up stories and stuff, I have never been sick once and never seen anyone else get sick. I have won 500, 250 and 220 on each of the trips spending 150 each time, so I have always come out on top. It's fun for what it is, and worth the 20 bucks considering you don't have to drive back or forth and can just drink free booze all day.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are we still talking about the golden boat?

I thought we moved on to the concept of an all nude club.

[Melmart1]

Are we still talking about the golden boat?

I thought we moved on to the concept of an all nude club.
You are quite possibly the most annoying troll of recent memory.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's annoying to try to steer a conversation to the concept of a club with nothing but nude women??

Fuck, now I know you're gay.

You know, there are gay camps that could cure the fag out of you.
So long as you accept Christ (who was never with a woman, and hung out with twelve guys all the time) into your heart.

[BigBeezie]

I hear it sucks ass...

[Melmart1]

It's annoying to try to steer a conversation to the concept of a club with nothing but nude women??

Fuck, now I know you're gay.

You know, there are gay camps that could cure the fag out of you.
So long as you accept Christ (who was never with a woman, and hung out with twelve guys all the time) into your heart.
I'm a girl, moron.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm a girl, moron.

Well, then as a lesbian you should be more receptive to the concept of an all nude club.

[batman2883]

what do you normally play to come out on top melmart??? and are you saying that you came out that much on top of the 150 you spend or including the 150 you spent

[Melmart1]

what do you normally play to come out on top melmart??? and are you saying that you came out that much on top of the 150 you spend or including the 150 you spent
Blackjack has lowest house odds, just make sure they payout 3:2 and not the 6:5 bullshit that most have. Also read carefully what the dealer has to sit or stand on a soft 17. These rules can completely alter the odds and you won't win as often.

I also like video poker and i play a few hands at roulette and slots but I hate Craps so I never play that, and the Poker there sucks, if memory serves.

[ShoogarBear]

I have always come out on top.:smokin

[Melmart1]

How the fuck did I not catch that? :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

It's fun for what it is

[fatsack]

I've been many times, and never had much luck .. but that's not to say you won't. I play blackjack exclusively, and find the 10 or 15 deck boot very hard to win at.