My Uncle Was Found Dead on a Beach

[Squid]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/07/11/big.squid.ap/index.html

HOBART, Australia (AP) -- A squid as long as a bus and weighing 550 pounds washed up on an Australian beach, officials said Wednesday.


The giant squid was found by a beachcomber on the Australian island state of Tasmania.

"It is a whopper," said Genefor Walker-Smith, a zoologist who studies invertebrates at the Tasmanian Museum.

Giant squid live in waters off southern Australia and New Zealand -- where a half-ton colossus, believed to be the world's largest, was caught in February. They attract the sperm whales that feed on them.

The dead squid, measuring 3 feet across at its widest point and 26 feet from the tip of its body to the end of its tentacles, was found early Wednesday by a beachcomber at Ocean Beach on the island state of Tasmania's west coast, the museum said.

The squid was expected to be taken to the museum, where DNA and other scientific tests would be carried out before it is preserved and possibly put on public display.

For anyone thinking of a calamari feast, Walker-Smith said giant squid contain high levels of ammonia in their bodies as a buoyancy aid.

"It would not taste very nice at all," she said.

New Zealand fishermen netted a 1,100-pound, 33-foot-long squid in the Southern Ocean in February. It is widely believed to be the largest specimen of the rare and mysterious deep-water species Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, or colossal squid, ever caught.

Experts believe the creatures, which have long been one of the most mysterious denizens of the deep ocean, may grow even bigger -- up to 46-feet long.

:depressed

[L.I.T]

I'm sorry for your loss. Where should we send flowers? Or would you prefer a donation to the "Save the Giant Squid" Foundation?

[Fillmoe]

good... i hope your mother gets found dead next

[peewee's lovechild]

Can I have any leftover ink??

My pen's running out.

[peewee's lovechild]

good... i hope your mother gets found dead next

Fillmoe's Dad is gonna get angry at that comment.

[Fillmoe's Dad]

good... i hope your mother gets found dead next
Fillmoe! Why must you speak in this way? What if someone wished death upon your mother? May Krishna never allow that to happen.

Now get off the computer and finish cleaning your room! You still must clean out the vacuum cleaner from the last time I caught you masturbating with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fillmoe! Why must you speak in this way? What if someone wished death upon your mother? May Krishna never allow that to happen.

Now get off the computer and finish cleaning your room! You still must clean out the vacuum cleaner from the last time I caught you masturbating with it.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Fillmoe's Mom]

Fillmoe! Why must you speak in this way? What if someone wished death upon your mother? May Krishna never allow that to happen.

Now get off the computer and finish cleaning your room! You still must clean out the vacuum cleaner from the last time I caught you masturbating with it.

Fillmoe!! What would you do if people wished I were dead? I pray to Vishnu that he punish you terribly so you can see the error of your ways.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fillmoe!! What would you do if people wished I were dead? I pray to Vishnu that he punish you terribly so you can see the error of your ways.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

God damn this is priceless!!!!

[Fillmoe's Dad]

Fillmoe!! What would you do if people wished I were dead? I pray to Vishnu that he punish you terribly so you can see the error of your ways.
Do not worry, my dear, Fillmoe will learn in time. Have faith that he will change. Deep down he is a good boy who is simply lashing out for attention. Perhaps this weekend we can go to a cricket match together and have more family bonding time. May Brahman bring our son back to us as a mature young man. And fret not, his frequent, borderline obsessive masturbation habit is normal for a boy his age.

[Fillmoe]

moms and pops need to step their funny game up......

[peewee's lovechild]

moms and pops need to step their funny game up......

They already have.

[Fillmoe's Dad]

moms and pops need to step their funny game up......
Fillmoe! Have you finished your daily Rigveda reading for today? If not, then get off of the damned computer and do your reading! And do not play your offensive African beats while reading the holy texts!

[Fillmoe's Guru]

Do not worry, my dear, Fillmoe will learn in time. Have faith that he will change. Deep down he is a good boy who is simply lashing out for attention. Perhaps this weekend we can go to a cricket match together and have more family bonding time. May Brahman bring our son back to us as a mature young man. And fret not, his frequent, borderline obsessive masturbation habit is normal for a boy his age.
You are good parents, but Fillmoe needs more encouragement. I will help straighten him out.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

mmmm....calamari

[E20]

LMAO LMAO That is hella fucking funny. Caught with the vacuum, that made me laugh out loud for real. The funniest part is when I read the posts I read them with an accent in my head.

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO LMAO That is hella fucking funny. Caught with the vacuum, that made me laugh out loud for real. The funniest part is when I read the posts I read them with an accent in my head.

That's exactly what I do.

[BacktoBasics]

This thread is making me hungry

[Fillmoe]

eat a dick

[BacktoBasics]

brutal.

[Borosai]

Laughing out loud.

[peewee's lovechild]

eat a dick

I see we have an expert on the culinary discourse of penises.

[angel_luv]

:lmao at thread title.... very clever Squid.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao @ the Fillmoe family

[Shelly]

http://members.outpost10f.com/~lindax/spongebob/characters/char_squidward.jpg

[Slomo]

http://members.outpost10f.com/%7Elindax/spongebob/characters/char_squidward.jpg:lmao

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao


Fillmoe can't get a break....his family follows him everywhere.

[NorCal510]

fillmoe's family is troll of the week

[marini martini]

No shit, so why don't you go back there and redeem yourself?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

this shit went from mildly amusing to classic in less then 10 posts.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

this shit went from mildly amusing to classic in less then 10 posts.It's the Maserati of threads.

[NorCal510]

if u guys think that fillmoe stuff was funny, come to the troll forum. it gets twice as better in there.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I had to go back and find the rest of the posts from his family. Looks like Fillmoe made a tactical error somewhere along the way and let some critical intel slip out.

[Fillmoe]

lol.... who gives a shit......

[CuckingFunt]

lol.... who gives a shit......You do, apparently.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73626


get it right you homos.... im not hindu and my gods dont have 8 hundred arms..... im SIKH......

[Fillmoe]

i meant who gives a fuck about "critical intel" being slipped out you slore.......

[peewee's lovechild]

"slore"?

I swear I don't get black talk.

Who the hell can understand it?
Maybe that's why cops get so angry all the time.

[Melmart1]

slore=slut+whore

[peewee's lovechild]

slore=slut+whore

I need training in Ebonics.

I'm so out of the game.

I aint down wit it.

I aint got the downlow . . . awww fuck it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, I like the classic sound of "Slut" and "Whore".
It just sounds so natural.

[CuckingFunt]

Besides, I like the classic sound of "Slut" and "Whore".
It just sounds so natural."Slore" is a bit lazy, in my opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Slore" is a bit lazy, in my opinion.

I agree.

It just means that you're too lazy to insult someone and that's just one step away from killing yourself and ridding the Earth of your waste of space.

Damn, where did that come from?

[ShoogarBear]

"Slore" is a bit lazy, in my opinion.Slore is blazy?

[Fillmoe]

since when is "slore" black talk? ive been using that word since i was like 13..... whats next.... the word fuck is gonna be "black" slang..... get the fuck outta here peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee

[peewee's lovechild]

since when is "slore" black talk? ive been using that word since i was like 13..... whats next.... the word fuck is gonna be "black" slang..... get the fuck outta here peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee

I thought you were supposed to be black.

So, you're not black anymore??

Oh, I'm sorry . . . that's right, you're Indian aren't you?

[peewee's lovechild]

since when is "slore" black talk? ive been using that word since i was like 13



So, you've been using it for 2 years?

[Fillmoe]

pm me when you reply with a decent comeback so i can reply to it......

[peewee's lovechild]

pm me when you reply with a decent comeback so i can reply to it......

That's okay, I'll just ask (axe) your parents.

They seem to be well liked around these parts.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, why do you want me to PM you??

How fucking gay is that??

Fuck off you fucking fudge packer.