Hey ASF....

[gophergeorge]

"Got a phone call today, from a girl who walked away.

But I hung it up before I heard what is was she had to say...

"Hey" said me... well I drank all day... "Dammit", I told her,

I'm doin' alright..."

[AlamoSpursFan]

Well it sure didn't take too long
I woke up in the mornin' she was gone
And the note that she wrote didn't say 'Dear John'
It said 'Goodbye sucker, I'm gone!'

She was a homegrown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna be rocker, she was more into Merle
I couldn't see it just wouldn't work

And now I'm double fistin' longnecks and grapefruit and Stoli
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Well I poured myself in my car
And drove it on down to the bar
But they wouldn't let me in cause I ain't a movie star
So I went to the Horseshoe on Lamar

The bouncer threw me out at two
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the phone and I called guess who
But the call block wouldn't let me through

And now I'm wishin' for some drugs or a shink to console me
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
She's right, I always was a crazy one

Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
Said 'Calm down, would you like a drink?'
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
And I polished off my little sweet pea

And now I'm cryin' on my knees feelin' dirty and unholy
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie

Yeah, I'll prolly get life and serve at least 40
But I'm never gettin' over Jolie