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LuvBones
07-17-2007, 11:44 AM
Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick


July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm (http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/07/17/jon-lovitz-beats-up-andy-dick/)

MannyIsGod Jr
07-17-2007, 11:47 AM
Hell Yeah!!!

Flight3107
07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
I hate fags

Mr. Peabody
07-17-2007, 11:50 AM
Andy Dick kicked some ass in "Old School." Lovitz may be in danger.

LuvBones
07-17-2007, 11:59 AM
Andy Dick kicked some ass in "Old School." Lovitz may be in danger.:lol

Spurminator
07-17-2007, 12:02 PM
Surreal...

BacktoBasics
07-17-2007, 12:11 PM
Worthless without an Andy Dick battered face picture.

Avitus1
07-17-2007, 12:12 PM
Its about time someone beats up that lil pussy.

xXx
07-17-2007, 12:14 PM
guns don't kill people. cocaine don't kill people. dick kills people.

Extra Stout
07-17-2007, 12:15 PM
Acting!

Aggie Hoopsfan
07-17-2007, 12:22 PM
Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.

ALVAREZ6
07-17-2007, 12:23 PM
Great News

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-17-2007, 12:25 PM
How big of a pussy do you have to be if Jon Lovitz can kick your ass?

ALVAREZ6
07-17-2007, 12:33 PM
Who the fuck is Jon Lovitz anyway?

ALVAREZ6
07-17-2007, 12:34 PM
How big of a pussy do you have to be if Jon Lovitz can kick your ass?Well...we are talkin' about Andy Dick here. Even my e-thugness could kick Andy's ass. NorCal's guns could light Andy up.

Leetonidas
07-17-2007, 12:57 PM
Who the fuck is Jon Lovitz anyway?
The guy who got raped by the big horny bird in Hell in Little Nicky. Also, the Subway dude.

CuckingFunt
07-17-2007, 12:58 PM
Acting!:lol

O-Factor
07-17-2007, 01:03 PM
Andy Dick kicked some ass in "Old School." Lovitz may be in danger.

He also showed how to suck dick in that movie. Im glad Lovitz beat his ass.

monosylab1k
07-17-2007, 01:10 PM
Dick is the most unfunny man on earth. He's the male version of Kathy Griffin.

leemajors
07-17-2007, 01:19 PM
Who the fuck is Jon Lovitz anyway?
SNL, the critic. jon lovitz is awesome.

samikeyp
07-17-2007, 01:19 PM
Dick is the most unfunny man on earth. He's the male version of Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin is more of a man than Andy Dick.

King
07-17-2007, 01:20 PM
Dick is the most unfunny man on earth. He's the male version of Kathy Griffin.

For the most part, agreed, but his character on Newsradio was brilliant

CuckingFunt
07-17-2007, 01:22 PM
For the most part, agreed, but his character on Newsradio was brilliantAnd he was funny on the Ben Stiller Show.

I think he's the type who can be funny with well written material, but isn't inherently funny. And he seems like a complete ass.

Soul_Patch
07-17-2007, 02:11 PM
have been at loggerheads


wierdest use of words ever.


wtf is loggerheads.

Summers
07-17-2007, 02:20 PM
I've always kind of thought Andy Dick was a, well, dick. If that stuff is true that Jon Lovitz said, then he deserved it.

MoSpur
07-17-2007, 02:28 PM
Who the fuck is Jon Lovitz anyway?


http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/00/1049635458.jpg

MoSpur
07-17-2007, 02:28 PM
I liked Andy Dick on that MTV show.

AlamoSpursFan
07-17-2007, 05:16 PM
Jon Lovitz has to be a bad ass. He's married tooooo...Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!

They're both annoying pricks.

AnkleBreaker21
07-17-2007, 05:31 PM
:ttiwwp:

E20
07-17-2007, 05:35 PM
The High School High guy beat up somebody? Holy shit................that guy is a pimp though. Like a Rhinestone cowboy.

SpursWoman
07-17-2007, 05:40 PM
:ttiwwp:


:tu


Oh, man ... there has to be YouTube!

OWLVAREZ
07-17-2007, 06:35 PM
Who the fuck is Jon Lovitz anyway?
Whooooooo?
http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/animals/birds/owl2.jpg

2Blonde
07-17-2007, 10:40 PM
Jon Lovitz has to be a bad ass. He's married tooooo...Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!

They're both annoying pricks.

:lmao :lmao :lmao I always loved that character.

Spurfect
07-17-2007, 10:42 PM
that must have been some bitchfight. :lol

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-17-2007, 11:22 PM
:depressed I miss Phil Hartman.

I think that when you have to explain to someone how Jon Lovitz beat you down you really need to stop and take an inventory of your life.

BeerIsGood!
07-18-2007, 02:06 AM
Jon Lovitz went Joe Pesci on Dick. That's great.