Town Crier
08-02-2007, 05:51 PM
WHEREAS The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Phoenix Suns Four Games to Two in the 2007 NBA Playoffs, Continuing the Spurs' Long-Held Dominance of the Suns, and:
WHEREAS Certain Fans of the Phoenix Suns are Overly Sensitive to Their Team's Latest Ignominious Defeat, and:
WHEREAS Said Fans Cannot Stand To See Any Discussion Of Their Beloved Band of Chokers on Spurstalk.com, Feeling The Need To Defend Their Tattered Honour;
LET IT BE RESOLVED That to Save Their Ever So Sensitive Feelings That No Further Discussion of The Suns Take Place on Spurstalk.com Until The NBA Season Starts Up Again;
SO THAT Said Suns Fans Can Return to Their Sad Lives and Sadder Boards To Continue Their Circle Jerks Amongst Their Own Kind;
FOR to Discuss The Suns Here Brings Certain Suns Fans Like Shit Doth Draw Flies.
DETERMINED THIS, The Second Day of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2007.
AMEN.
WHEREAS Certain Fans of the Phoenix Suns are Overly Sensitive to Their Team's Latest Ignominious Defeat, and:
WHEREAS Said Fans Cannot Stand To See Any Discussion Of Their Beloved Band of Chokers on Spurstalk.com, Feeling The Need To Defend Their Tattered Honour;
LET IT BE RESOLVED That to Save Their Ever So Sensitive Feelings That No Further Discussion of The Suns Take Place on Spurstalk.com Until The NBA Season Starts Up Again;
SO THAT Said Suns Fans Can Return to Their Sad Lives and Sadder Boards To Continue Their Circle Jerks Amongst Their Own Kind;
FOR to Discuss The Suns Here Brings Certain Suns Fans Like Shit Doth Draw Flies.
DETERMINED THIS, The Second Day of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2007.
AMEN.