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Trainwreck2100
08-03-2007, 03:46 AM
The proceeding is yet another fresh prince ending rip off don't read unless you want to see some idiotic tired act
That' right, you guessed it. As some of you may have noticed, my posting has been down as of late. it's because I actually started dating someone. It was one of those crazy randoms meetings too, I ran into someone from High School at the mall and we just starting catching up, one thing led to another and we were dating. So on the fifth date, i just had a few too many shots (she was the DD so she picked me up and I went a little crazy), and I did something I probably wouldn't have done sober, 1 thing led to another and I was doing the thing that I probably shouldn't have done. But it was great sure It was only a few minutes (virgin) But I can't believe I waited 22 years for that.
(over/under 10 people reply and just call this stupid/idiotic) 2 so far
Oh what I must have missed. Needless to say, I'm going to be doing it again. What was crazy is how when I was laying in bed I realized that I was jealous of people that have found love, and lashed out at certain women making crazy ho accusations all because I was insecure about myself, and for that i feel bad. We just laid there for a couple of hours talking, and then she had to get ready for her overnight shift (hospital) She said I could stay the day since she was my ride, i told her i could find a ride home myself. Later I walked her to her car, kissed her goodbye and watched her drive down the street. Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
I always wondered why they don't serve sloppy joes/ frito pies at more places A bit off topic, but I really want a sloppy joe

Leetonidas
08-03-2007, 03:48 AM
Lame.

Mister Sinister
08-03-2007, 03:50 AM
Your attempt at copypasta has failed.

ATRAIN
08-03-2007, 07:33 AM
The proceeding is yet another fresh prince ending rip off don't read unless you want to see some idiotic tired act
That' right, you guessed it. As some of you may have noticed, my posting has been down as of late. it's because I actually started dating someone. It was one of those crazy randoms meetings too, I ran into someone from High School at the mall and we just starting catching up, one thing led to another and we were dating. So on the fifth date, i just had a few too many shots (she was the DD so she picked me up and I went a little crazy), and I did something I probably wouldn't have done sober, 1 thing led to another and I was doing the thing that I probably shouldn't have done. But it was great sure It was only a few minutes (virgin) But I can't believe I waited 22 years for that.
(over/under 10 people reply and just call this stupid/idiotic) 2 so far
Oh what I must have missed. Needless to say, I'm going to be doing it again. What was crazy is how when I was laying in bed I realized that I was jealous of people that have found love, and lashed out at certain women making crazy ho accusations all because I was insecure about myself, and for that i feel bad. We just laid there for a couple of hours talking, and then she had to get ready for her overnight shift (hospital) She said I could stay the day since she was my ride, i told her i could find a ride home myself. Later I walked her to her car, kissed her goodbye and watched her drive down the street. Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
I always wondered why they don't serve sloppy joes/ frito pies at more places A bit off topic, but I really want a sloppy joe

don't worry man it gets better.

CuckingFunt
08-03-2007, 09:13 AM
My heart weeps for Trainwreck2100.

Bigzax
08-03-2007, 09:29 AM
now i want a sloppyjoe too.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:08 AM
About two sentences in I was thinking, "is this a . . . nah, couldn't be".

By the time I got to "lashed out at certain women" I thought "this can't be real".

So, you pulled it off. But I agree with CF: we expected better from you, mang.

Mixability
08-03-2007, 10:14 AM
Am I the only one who hovers over the thread title to get a preview of the first post?

ALVAREZ6
08-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Am I the only one who hovers over the thread title to get a preview of the first post?Nope.



The proceeding is yet another fresh prince ending rip off don't read unless you want to see some idiotic tired act
highlight above

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:15 AM
But how much of it can you see when you do that?

Fillmoe
08-03-2007, 10:15 AM
this was already done 2 days ago.... and even better

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:16 AM
But how much of it can you see when you do that?Oh. :lmao :lmao :lmao

How do you do that?

ALVAREZ6
08-03-2007, 10:16 AM
You fucking retards yet again taking it seriously, before opening the thread it tells you WTF is inside, in the very first line of the text.

ShoogarBear
08-03-2007, 10:17 AM
My bad, Trainwreck.

I was seriously pwned.

P0rch /\/\on|<ey
08-03-2007, 10:30 AM
pwned and moaned

midgetonadonkey
08-03-2007, 10:37 AM
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