The Offseason Haiku

[ShoogarBear]

All's well with the world
Once again SPAM rules supreme
On Q's fresh-swept floor

High hopes for the picks
But different year, same result
God bless draft-n-stash

Just a little thang
For a few hundred close friends
In a small castle

Greek guy from Houston
Do we pay him? No we don't.
It makes Peter smile

Ask Dennis Lindsey
The new guy in the F.O.
Who does he root for?

The sombrero ruled
Once seen now gone forever
Alas, poor James White!

Joey C is gone
The biggest ref news until
Tim D placed a bet

KG in Boston
Along with Pierce and Allen
Two million per win

[angel_luv]

:lol
Well said.

[ShoogarBear]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Tim and Amy's new baby
Sounds like a Suns Fan

[angel_luv]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Tim and Amy's new baby
Sounds like a Suns Fan


:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:tu for both.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Tim and Amy's new baby
Sounds like a Suns Fan


:lmao

[Solid D]

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
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[E20]

I don't get it.

[Solid D]

I don't get it.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=BsZlEODaL6I

[E20]

I was being sarcastic.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Shoogarbear to the rescue!

Folk bitch for new guys
But Bonner is the key fools
one season one ring

Spirits rise and fall
as Udoka watch '07
just goes on and on

Was there a fix in?
Please do not be so stupid.
Too late for Suns fan.

Portland gets Oden
Did pretty good on draft night
Tlong won't shut up

Big KG drama
The Celtics might not suck dick
Simmons creams his shorts

No Nocioni
You could have had Great Beno
Your loss Chicago

[angel_luv]

Was there a fix in?
Please do not be so stupid.
Too late for Suns fan.

:lol

Where's the ode to potential "dreamy" team member Splitter?

[Solid D]

I was being sarcastic.

I was sarcastic
he said after learning the
haiku from youtube

[ShoogarBear]

angel is in heat
Needs a new stud to replace
The Slovene Monster

[ShoogarBear]

An amazing thing
Happened to me and then I
whistled for a cab . . .

[angel_luv]

angel is in heat
Needs a new stud to replace
The Slovene Monster

Not bad.

Angel wants date
No more table for one.
Foreign men please.


:) Or something like that. Haiku writing is not my strong suit.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Not bad.

Angel wants date
No more table for one.
Foreign men please.


:) Or something like that. Haiku writing is not my strong suit.


Missing syllable
As a wiseman once stated
Cute is good enough

[angel_luv]

Should it be, " Angel wants a date"? or " All foreign men please"?


And ty EHJ. :)

[FromWayDowntown]

Haiku is for pansies
Those who cannot write in prose form
How many syllables?

[angel_luv]

:lol

[timvp]

Deadline approaches
Sound judgment gone to Puget
Rockets reap reward

No dunk champion
No youth on perimeter
100,000!

Draft from college, please
Be careful what you wish for
Spurs drafted Marcus

Splitter in the first
Argentina hates Splitter
But Parker the most

Free agent season
Teams try to improve chances
RC takes a nap

Suns Fan still whining
Conspiracies won in six
Spurs along for ride

Two months 'til camp starts
Spurs to bring back the same team
Welcome back, Beno

[SPARKY]

Spurs the Champions
Other teams' fans suck ass and
Troll Spurstalk.com

Peter Holt, Owner
San Antonio Spurs Team
Cheap Motherfucker

[SRJ]

Someday I'll look back
Pining for the good old days
Under Pop and Tim
Reality bites
Someday we will do without

Fifty-eight win teams
Oh, the poor bastard
Under public scrutiny
Replacing TD!

Tony will get old
Inside scoring gone for good?
Manu's number hung
Everything will change

Clubs will win more games than us
How I will long for
A nice memory:
My favorite team in all sports
Pasting all in sight
SRJ's creation


Haiku combined with an acrostic...eat that, bitches.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

this reminds me of the CBF classic The Conservative Haiku.

Of course that thread wasn't ruined by the timvp.












:wakeup

[angel_luv]

You guys are too talented. :toast

[angel_luv]

Haiku combined with an acrostic...eat that, .


Well played. One question though: it is and acriku or an hastic?

[Bruno]

Spurs have won again
And Spurs fans are still crying
They should get a clue

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Best one by far. ^

[Avitus1]

Bravo.

[timvp]

Bruno loved the trade
Parker gets on an airplane
Bruno goes crazy

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Bruno has no flag
Doesn't he live someplace else?
Am I mistaken?

[exstatic]

Stupid shit about
Fresh Prince of Bel Air ruins
The Club, fucking tools

[angel_luv]

Smoke all around me
Cigar hanging from my lips
a Macanudo

Still browsing Spurstalk
I am hoping for trade news
Spurs doing nothing

Beno is still here
angel-luv very happy
Beno is her friend


Bravisimo! :clap Encore! Encore! :)

[Bruno]

timvp is sad
His Jackie Butler is gone
Goodbye dumb fat scrub


Mavs fans were happy
Greatest fifty six games stretch
Karma is a bitch


What's vicinity ?
Amaré didn't know it
He does push ups now