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NorCal510
08-06-2007, 12:43 PM
How can anybody rave about this movie? I was watching the movie the whole time wondering why everyone thought this was the best movie of the year, even ever!

This movie was a 6 out of 10.

:td

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 12:45 PM
Because you are not a real man. I watched it and it rocked!!

E20
08-06-2007, 12:56 PM
Alvarez and Leetoindas are gonna go crazy on you.

SpursWoman
08-06-2007, 12:59 PM
It was a great movie. :wtf

BeerIsGood!
08-06-2007, 01:03 PM
I guess the stylized version of the Battle of Thermopylae was lost on his 14 yr old undeveloped mind. He probably thought they were going for realism.

Trainwreck2100
08-06-2007, 01:05 PM
So is GiG # 301?

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-06-2007, 01:09 PM
Sucks = 6/10?

dickface
08-06-2007, 01:18 PM
So is GiG # 301?
:lol
well done, sir

SAtoDallas
08-06-2007, 01:18 PM
Overrated!

leemajors
08-06-2007, 01:19 PM
it didn't suck, but it wasn't all that either. it was ok.

florige
08-06-2007, 01:20 PM
I think what made 300 more appealing was due to all the non-stop action that was thru out the movie.

Leetonidas
08-06-2007, 01:22 PM
Meh...if you don't like war movies, then whatever. I love ancient war movies like 300, Gladiator, Alexander, etc.

However, 6/10 would be considered "above average" because 5/10 would be considered "average." So therefore, your rating is off, and your title makes no sense.

Me thinks you made this topic just to piss me and Alvarez off. :lol

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 01:22 PM
I think what made 300 more appealing was due to all the non-stop action that was thru out the movie.

For me it reminded me of..."Semper Fi!!!"

I loved it but I know it is not for everyone, especially Norcal. He and GIG should stick to Teenage Mutant Turtles.

v2freak
08-06-2007, 01:24 PM
It was good, but I agree that it was overrated. I'd give it an 8/10, not a 10/10, 11/10 or whatever other people are giving it. I still think Troy edges it by a little bit.

atxrocker
08-06-2007, 01:33 PM
sorry it wasn't homo enough for you, norcal.

atxrocker
08-06-2007, 01:34 PM
It was good, but I agree that it was overrated. I'd give it an 8/10, not a 10/10, 11/10 or whatever other people are giving it. I still think Troy edges it by a little bit.


it's troy, in my opinion that is overrated.

L.I.T
08-06-2007, 01:39 PM
The only entertaining part of Troy was watching Peter O'Toole and Eric Bana trying to prop up their co-stars.

300 is what it is, a stylized action film; and was a damn good one.

NorCal510
08-06-2007, 01:39 PM
It was good, but I agree that it was overrated. I'd give it an 8/10, not a 10/10, 11/10 or whatever other people are giving it. I still think Troy edges it by a little bit.
yes... troy was probably better.

what i'm saying is that the movie is totally overhyped when it was only "ok". It didn't suck, but it sucked if you compare it to what others think about the movie.

Vizzini
08-06-2007, 01:42 PM
I saw it this weekend, it was all right, I guess it didn't live up to the hype that I had heard before. I'd give it a 6/10.

Trainwreck2100
08-06-2007, 01:43 PM
The only entertaining part of Troy was watching Peter O'Toole and Eric Bana trying to prop up their co-stars.

300 is what it is, a stylized action film; and was a damn good one.


Seriously, Orlando Bloom should have died, along with his slut girlfriend. That's how the story goes. Plus having to sit through his shitty acting. a death of that little weiner would have been worthwhile.

ALVAREZ6
08-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Alvarez and Leetoindas are gonna go crazy on you.Nah, who the fuck takes NorCal that seriously?



He is entitled to his (inferior) opinion.

v2freak
08-06-2007, 01:53 PM
Obviously it doesn't follow the story perfectly. Very few movies do

L.I.T
08-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Seriously, Orlando Bloom should have died, along with his slut girlfriend. That's how the story goes. Plus having to sit through his shitty acting. a death of that little weiner would have been worthwhile.

When Orlando Bloom stumbles up to Bana after getting his ass kicked you could almost see him thinking: "WTF was that? Fucking casting couch decisions."

Trainwreck2100
08-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Obviously it doesn't follow the story perfectly. Very few movies do

It was based off a comic book based off the story, and it follows the comic book verbatim. The only thing added was the wife's story arc

v2freak
08-06-2007, 01:59 PM
Talking about Troy

Louae
08-06-2007, 02:07 PM
I didn't think 300 was very good. The action scenes were very good and I loved how the Spartans fought in the battle scenes by working as a unit. But the acting was so over the top and constant throughout the film, it wore thin on me. Since I didn't pay for it, I wasn't too upset about spending the 2 hours to see it, but I wouldn't watch it again.

gay abc
08-06-2007, 02:56 PM
great "soft porn" movie :eyebrows

SpursWoman
08-06-2007, 02:57 PM
great "soft porn" movie :eyebrows


:lol

atxrocker
08-06-2007, 03:03 PM
i re-watched this movie on dvd yesterday and still enjoyed it. great action flick. plus, the wife is HOT.

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 03:07 PM
i re-watched this movie on dvd yesterday and still enjoyed it. great action flick. plus, the wife is HOT.

Yeah she was!! I caught myself yelling some quotes from the movies all day long. "Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"

slayermin
08-06-2007, 03:09 PM
Visually, the movie is smorgasborg for the senses. I want to watch the high def. version, just to experience it again.

But the story had a couple of inconsistencies and I thought they used slow motion a little too much for the battle scenes. No one can duplicate Guy Ritchie's boxing slow motion work in Snatch, imo.

leemajors
08-06-2007, 03:09 PM
someone thought alexander and/or troy were watchable? :rollin

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 03:14 PM
Visually, the movie is smorgasborg for the senses. I want to watch the high def. version, just to experience it again.

But the story had a couple of inconsistencies and I thought they used slow motion a little too much for the battle scenes. No one can duplicate Guy Ritchie's boxing slow motion work in Snatch, imo.

Every movie has inconsistencies and I thought the slow motion action was awesome. I actually thought they were better than Ritchie's and Woo's.

atxrocker
08-06-2007, 03:25 PM
someone thought alexander and/or troy were watchable? :rollin



:lol

seriously, i was thinking the same thing.

ZStomp
08-06-2007, 03:48 PM
I agree. It sucked ass...

Viva Las Espuelas
08-06-2007, 03:51 PM
i thought Sin City sucked as well, amidst all that hype, so I hope this one is not as sucky as the suckiness of the suckful Sin City.

Spam
08-06-2007, 03:52 PM
Sin City sucked major ass.

Spam
08-06-2007, 03:53 PM
But 300 kicked ass!!

Avitus1
08-06-2007, 04:06 PM
300 was awesome! It was just like the comic which was a stylized retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae. Probably should of looked into it before you went to see it.

Someone liked Alexander?

Leetonidas
08-06-2007, 04:07 PM
300 was awesome! It was just like the comic which was a stylized retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae. Probably should of looked into it before you went to see it.

Someone liked Alexander?
Meh, it could've been better, but I still liked Alexander.

Richard Cranium
08-06-2007, 04:10 PM
Meh, it could've been better, but I still liked Alexander.

And you admit it? :bang

Avitus1
08-06-2007, 04:10 PM
I thought Alexander could of been good if they focused more on his battles and not on his personal life.

atxrocker
08-06-2007, 04:18 PM
alexander was gay. any heterosexual male who liked it should never admit as much in public.

Leetonidas
08-06-2007, 04:27 PM
alexander was gay. any heterosexual male who liked it should never admit as much in public.
Rosario Dawson's tits are in it. :flipoff

ZStomp
08-06-2007, 04:34 PM
Sin City sucked major ass.

Ditto.

E20
08-06-2007, 04:36 PM
Yeah 300 was okay :lol

Silver21_Black20
08-06-2007, 04:36 PM
I thought 300 kicked ass! 9/10

NorCal510
08-06-2007, 04:46 PM
I thought 300 kicked ass! 9/10
but you sleep in the same bed as midgetonadonkey...

Avitus1
08-06-2007, 05:12 PM
Rosario Dawson's tits are in it. :flipoff


That was the only good part of Alexander....

TxJudsonRocketTx
08-06-2007, 05:32 PM
300 was awesome! It was just like the comic which was a stylized retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae. Probably should of looked into it before you went to see it.

Someone liked Alexander?

Great movie, but a story that was very loosely based on the battle of Thermopylae

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:23 PM
300 had mild Halo Syndrome, meaning it didn't impress me as much as everyone said it would. I liked it, GOD yes, I liked it. Is it the best movie of all time? No.

SpursWoman
08-06-2007, 06:27 PM
You guys should wait and be your own critics...you all appear to be way too caught up in other people's opinions. :lol

If you ignore the critics, you'll be pleasantly surprised more often than let down or disappointed. :tu

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:27 PM
Sin City>300.

TheThinkingMan
08-06-2007, 06:30 PM
Sin City>300.

I don't think so. 300 broke the August release record! FTW!!

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:32 PM
I was speaking from my own opinion, not the box office's. I saw both, and preferred Sin City.

TheThinkingMan
08-06-2007, 06:32 PM
Great movie, but a story that was very loosely based on the battle of Thermopylae

You think so? I think it was pretty factual for a movie. The main parts of the battle were there.

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:37 PM
You think so? I think it was pretty factual for a movie. The main parts of the battle were there.
But by the same token, Sin City was a pretty faithful adaptation of the graphic novel....more so than V For Vendetta, but that's another matter.

Vendetta
08-06-2007, 06:38 PM
But by the same token, Sin City was a pretty faithful adaptation of the graphic novel....more so than V For Vendetta, but that's another matter.

What are you trying to say?

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:41 PM
What are you trying to say?
That Sin City followed its original graphic novel more closely than V For Vendetta. And before you ask, yes, I've read the original VfV. I *own* the original VfV. I'm not saying the movie sucked. I thought the changes they made (i.e. making Creedy more significant) were acceptable...with the possible exception of the removal of the Fate computer.

Vendetta
08-06-2007, 06:50 PM
That Sin City followed its original graphic novel more closely than V For Vendetta. And before you ask, yes, I've read the original VfV. I *own* the original VfV. I'm not saying the movie sucked. I thought the changes they made (i.e. making Creedy more significant) were acceptable...with the possible exception of the removal of the Fate computer.

Well put but no movie can be true to the book since each director has their own interpretation. Just as each person who reads a book has their own interpretation based on what they are reading.

Mister Sinister
08-06-2007, 06:52 PM
Well put but no movie can be true to the book since each director has their own interpretation. Just as each person who reads a book has their own interpretation based on what they are reading.
Oh, I know. I saw V before I read it...>,>; But not by much. I ran out to B&N after seeing it and bought the graphic novel. Each has something better to the other. Where the movie has Creedy, the graphic novel has the Fate computer, so on and so forth. I'm not complaining about the changes (again, with the possible exception of the removal of Fate. I named my laptop Fate after reading V.) by any means. V actually restored my liking for the Wachowski Brothers.

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2007, 08:03 PM
You've been responding to an acne infested 15 year old who posted on this site for 2 years as a "black guy", stole a black teammate's picture and posted it as him, is only a second string kicker, and said the movie 300 sucked.


Laaaame.


Leonidas' wife's perky breasts alone make the movie an 8.

NorCal510
08-06-2007, 08:11 PM
You've been responding to an acne infested 15 year old who posted on this site for 2 years as a "black guy", stole a black teammate's picture and posted it as him, is only a second string kicker, and said the movie 300 sucked.


Laaaame.


Leonidas' wife's perky breasts alone make the movie an 8.
says the fag that still lives with his parents

E20
08-06-2007, 08:13 PM
I didn't catch it during the movie, but where were the naked chicks? I mean Spartans lived nekkid.

Switchman
08-06-2007, 11:05 PM
Great movie, but a story that was very loosely based on the battle of Thermopylae

Jesus Christ. It is not based on the historical battle; although there were lots of similarities if you know the actual history. It is based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller.

I've read Herodotus, Thucydides, Paul Cartledge, etc long before this movie was in the spot light. The Spartans were as hardcore as they get. I thought the movie was badass and give it a 9/10.

I watch it on my Ipod whenever I have 2 hours to kill.

TheSanityAnnex
08-06-2007, 11:09 PM
says the fag that still lives with his parents:lol, do you live on your own now?

NorCal510
08-06-2007, 11:12 PM
:lol, do you live on your own now?
there's a difference between 25 and 15

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2007, 11:22 PM
I didn't catch it during the movie, but where were the naked chicks? I mean Spartans lived nekkid.


pffffffFFFfFF

did you close your eyes when the queen was riding leonidas like a horny college girl or what?

She had niiiiiiiice lil perky ones.

Plus they showed the oracle's boobs too IIRC.

BeerIsGood!
08-06-2007, 11:45 PM
Both 300 and Sin City were two of the best movies of the last few years. Original and different take on the genre and I love that formula.

leemajors
08-06-2007, 11:48 PM
Both 300 and Sin City were two of the best movies of the last few years. Original and different take on the genre and I love that formula.
how is taking old frank miller graphic novels and making them into movies original or a different take?

AnkleBreaker21
08-07-2007, 12:04 AM
yall haterz are full of shit. 300 was a bad motherfucka, bunch of crying ass vaginas

CuckingFunt
08-07-2007, 12:28 AM
Sin City>300.Agreed.

Though both are good for a big ol' nerd-gasm.

ALVAREZ6
08-07-2007, 12:29 AM
Was Sin City good?



I've always wanted to see it, I still don't know why I havent.

atxrocker
08-07-2007, 12:41 AM
yes, sin city is great. you needa check it out.

O-Factor
08-07-2007, 01:02 AM
How can anybody rave about this movie? I was watching the movie the whole time wondering why everyone thought this was the best movie of the year, even ever!

This movie was a 6 out of 10.

:td

Too much blood and gore for you. Go watch the notebook then pussy.

http://www.p42.org/funny/phat%20pussy.bmp

Switchman
08-07-2007, 01:05 AM
how is taking old frank miller graphic novels and making them into movies original or a different take?
Because unlike 99% of the comic book movie fuck ups they produce in Hollywood.

300 and Sin City were actually good.

BeerIsGood!
08-07-2007, 01:07 AM
how is taking old frank miller graphic novels and making them into movies original or a different take?


I've never seen any movies made in the fashion of both of those movies. The visual effects are original, and I enjoy the cartoonish style for a nice entertainment break. If you didn't like them, fine, but you have to admit the visuals were presented in an original format.

BeerIsGood!
08-07-2007, 01:08 AM
Plus, I've never read any graphic novels so the stories are new to me.

Burn531
08-07-2007, 12:58 PM
I watched it last night on Blu Ray. It's amazing to look at in HD. The fight scenes are awesome.

lebomb
08-07-2007, 02:20 PM
The movie was good because of the special effects and sound.......that is the real reason I bought the DVD after I saw it at the theater (IMAX). The storyline was ok....but, this movie was more for the senses if you ask me.


This movie will give your home theater a workout for sure. That alone gives it a 9/10.

Avitus1
08-11-2007, 01:41 AM
Hmmm this makes me think twice...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU

Leetonidas
08-11-2007, 01:58 AM
Hmmm this makes me think twice...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU

Old. :dramaquee

JoeChalupa
08-11-2007, 09:50 AM
I watched it again last night. Marines love it.

TDMVPDPOY
08-11-2007, 09:59 AM
they only showed the views of the spartans but the other side...it was a decent movie

you want a shit movie? fantastic4-silver surfer = lame, they didnt concentrate on the silver surfer enough imo....

JoeChalupa
08-11-2007, 10:04 AM
Did they concentrate enough on Jessica Alba?

Burn531
08-11-2007, 11:02 PM
they only showed the views of the spartans but the other side...it was a decent movie

you want a shit movie? fantastic4-silver surfer = lame, they didnt concentrate on the silver surfer enough imo....

What movie shows the Persians view?

Sec24Row7
08-12-2007, 05:02 PM
i walked out of both 300 and troy...

Leetonidas
08-12-2007, 05:05 PM
i walked out of both 300 and troy...
I'm going to assume that the only reason you walked out of 300 is because your eyes were bleeding from it's sheer awesomeness. Because only a retard walks out of something they paid for.

No offense, btw.

NorCal510
08-12-2007, 06:01 PM
I'm going to assume that the only reason you walked out of 300 is because your eyes were bleeding from it's sheer awesomeness. Because only a retard walks out of something they paid for.

No offense, btw.
You have never walked out of a movie? You never stopped watching a rental movie? You must be a movie fanatic then.


After all the hype, I expected 300 to actually have a detailed story, instead of just fighting and fighting. I wanted to see more strategy and war planning.

TDMVPDPOY
08-12-2007, 10:07 PM
i walked out of both 300 and troy...

the only good scene in troy were the eric bana scenes, thats just pure acting

none of this bs guys tryin to tense and talk makin them look like douchebags....

hater
08-13-2007, 09:17 AM
I wanted to see more strategy and war planning.

I recommend CSPAN for you